Your best Brook Lopez Rebounding Joke

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Posted on: Thu, 02/03/2011 - 3:20pm #25490

Wavy Bagels
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since nobody is gonna let it go, i wanna hear your best Brook Lopez rebouding joke.
I’ll start it off : Brook Lopez aka B-Lo, because he rebounds B-Lo average

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Posted on: Thu, 02/03/2011 - 3:39pm #482697

wd40rocks
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Brook Lopez rebounds like Charlie Sheen stays off drugs.
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Posted on: Thu, 02/03/2011 - 3:40pm #482699

The8thDeadlySin
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Strang Combinations:
Peanut Butter & Belly Button…..
Ebony & Turquiose….
On your mark; Get set; Wait….
"Brook Lopez gets the rebound!!"
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Posted on: Thu, 02/03/2011 - 3:40pm #482700

Tongue-Out-Like-23
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Brook Lopez’s rebounding ran away with Anthony Randolph’s potential
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Posted on: Thu, 02/03/2011 - 3:49pm #482706

mikeyvthedon
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Brook(e) Lopez is becoming the Jim "I mean Chris" Everrett of the NBA. Truly, Andrea Bargnani is indeed a worse rebounding big man, though at least Bargnani never gave us the illusion that he could rebound. We have basically been saying that Brook is allergic to rebounding. A corny Canadian joke might be "The only time Brook Lopez can get a double double is when he goes to Tim Horton’s" (A double double at Tim’s is a coffee, two cream, two sugar). Maybe, "the last time Brook got a loose ball was that unfortunate running with scissors incident." "The Nets brought Lawrence Frank back as a coach to teach Brook how to rebound." "The NBA has allowed every three of Brook’s game to count as one so he might be in the top 20 in rebounds." "Last time Avery Johnson said "Box out" to Brook, he told his girlfriend not to wear panties when he took her to Chili’s". I am aware these are awful, but Brook Lopez’s sudden lack of boarding is even more so.
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Posted on: Thu, 02/03/2011 - 3:52pm #482709

gone
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"Last time Avery Johnson said "Box out" to Brook, he told his girlfriend not to wear panties when he took her to Chili’s".
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Posted on: Thu, 02/03/2011 - 4:12pm #482727

TRC1991
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brook lopez’s rebounding hit the road with roger mason’s field goal shooting
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Posted on: Thu, 02/03/2011 - 4:14pm #482729

Malik-Universal
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here it comes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
brook lopez sucks at rebounding
there i said it
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Posted on: Thu, 02/03/2011 - 4:31pm #482736

Wavy Bagels
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Brook couldn’t rebound if he jumped for the loose ball and it fell in his hands
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Posted on: Thu, 02/03/2011 - 4:36pm #482740

RUDEBOY_
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1.Brook Lopez doesnt want to break a nail..
2.Momma Lopez told Brook he & Robin must have the same number of double doubles or they cant be brothers anymore…
3.Brook said rebounding isnt in his contract..
4.avery puedo brincar en el rio
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Posted on: Thu, 02/03/2011 - 4:41pm #482741

butidonthavemoney
Where’s McDunkin?
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Yeah, I thought so.
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Posted on: Thu, 02/03/2011 - 4:42pm #482742

gone
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I got homies in jail who grab more balls than brook
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Posted on: Thu, 02/03/2011 - 4:50pm #482746

mikeyvthedon
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Universal, I did truly laugh out loud at yours. Wizkid, that one hopefully still posted above me is super jokes too. Also really like Rudeboy’s about breaking a nail, truly a classic.
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Posted on: Thu, 02/03/2011 - 4:54pm #482749

B Eazy
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Brooks got no balls
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Posted on: Thu, 02/03/2011 - 4:59pm #482752

Tongue-Out-Like-23
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WizKid
"I got homies in jail who grab more balls than brook"
Best one yet. LMFAO!!
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Posted on: Thu, 02/03/2011 - 5:26pm #482778

Malik-Universal
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yeah wizkid… thats to funny man
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Posted on: Thu, 02/03/2011 - 7:11pm #482832

magmo68
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…The only loose balls Brooks reaching for are for the lottery in june
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Posted on: Thu, 02/03/2011 - 7:30pm #482834

TylerTallen
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Brook Lopez has a harder time rebounding than my ex-girlfriend did after i gave her the clap.

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Posted on: Thu, 02/03/2011 - 8:25pm #482848

Nbanflguy
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Posted on: Thu, 02/03/2011 - 8:39pm #482853

Nbanflguy
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Posted on: Thu, 02/03/2011 - 8:46pm #482857

Nbanflguy
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Posted on: Thu, 02/03/2011 - 9:54pm #482873

OhCanada-
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Brook Lopez is the ru-paul of rebounding big men.
Nets are going to trade for Reggie Evans too teach Brook how to grab balls.
When told to fight for position Brook starts humping his opponents legs like an untrained Poochie.
Brook likes grabbing firm balls not loose ones.
Brook has a worse time rebounding then Tiger after the sex scandals. (BTW why does Tiger suck at golf now?)

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Posted on: Fri, 02/04/2011 - 1:38am #482880

Hitster
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The Nets have produced a limited edition TV shirt saying " I was there when Brook got a double double" along the lines of "I was there when Yinka Dare gave an assist" or "I saw Shaq hit a 3 pointer".
Brook read that Bill Russell once had 32 rebounds in a half, he’s aiming for that many in half a season
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Posted on: Fri, 02/04/2011 - 7:52am #482913

Pureshooter
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I think his though process goes something like this:
"Okay, get the rebound. I’m going to get it this time. Wait, how can you REbound? What is a bound? How can you do something again if you don’t….damn!! I’ll get the next one."
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Posted on: Fri, 02/04/2011 - 9:26am #482935

lebronisking50
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if his rebounding got any worse, well then it wouldn’t be very good now would it
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Posted on: Fri, 02/04/2011 - 10:11am #482955

mikeyvthedon
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They have renamed the fraction 1/16 "The Brook Lopez Rebounding Ratio"
Brook couldn’t get a rebound with chloroform and roofies
Brook wants to be to rebounding for the Nets what Yinka Dare was too assists.
Jennifer Lopez is tied with Brook on the Nets rebounding leaders
Brook was thinking of growing out his hair like Robin, but he was worried that his follicles might outrebound him
Tiger Woods and Brook Lopez took Rebounding 101 at Stanford. It was known as the worst course offered in any institution in the world.
Over the summer, Rod Thorn tried an experiment to make the world’s greatest center! Take Brook Lopez’s body and switch his brain with a brilliant tough guy. Apparently "Paris Hilton" was not as hardcore a person as he thought.
Brandon Roy’s knee has more meniscus than Brook has rebounds (too soon?)
Brook Lopez studies tape extensively of the greatest rebounders to ever play the game. Bill Russell, Wilt Chamberlain and Dennis Rodman are all players he has idolized in this field. He now knows exactly where the other player would be standing when these guys grabbed rebounds.

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Posted on: Fri, 02/04/2011 - 11:31am #482981

McDunkin
ok here it goes
Brook Lopez and a loose ball walk into a bar…no wait..Why did Brook cross the road?…no ummm…knock knock….ummm…
llperezs student i.d.?

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Posted on: Fri, 02/04/2011 - 7:10pm #483209

Counting Stars
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I’m going to give him some Windex for his birthday, because that’s the only way he’s going to be cleaning glass.
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Posted on: Sat, 02/05/2011 - 8:09am #483283

Hitster
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Brook Lopez went to the Playboy mansion and met Hef and the playmates. Hef asked Brook if he had ever had a threesome, he replied I hope to get three rebounds some day!
The mere mention of Brook Lopez and rebounding in the same sentence.
The Chilean Miners were rescued and the first one asked how many Brook Lopez rebounds have I missed, none replied the Chilean President. Bloody liar shouted the miner, you said I’d only been down here two months but I must have missed a whole NBA season
Here come the Belgiums!
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