[McDunkin]

That awkward moment when you were a kid and your parents tell you to stay in the line when you’re shopping, and when you’re almost near the cashier, they’re not even back yet.

That awkward moment when you crack a joke and no one laughs.

 

That awkward moment when everyones singing happy birthday to you and you don’t know what to do.

 

that awkward moment when you go to search a girls name on facebook and you accidentally make it your status update.

 

that awkward moment when you call your teacher "mom"
 

The awkward moment when you forgot your student id and cant into buildings and wait for someone to open the door.
 

The awkward moment when you realize you forgot a pen or pencil while everyone else is taking notes.

 

 

That awkward moment when youre in a class that you dont have any friends in and the teacher makes people pick their own groups.

 

 

That awkward moment when you’re with a group of people and you ask someone a question and they didn’t hear you but a couple other people did and you don’t know whether or not to ask again.

 

The awkward moment when rebecca black goes to college and figures out thursday is the night to go out.

 

 

That awkward moment when you walk inside and your glasses fog up.

 

 

That awkward moment at the movie theater when the concession person says enjoy the movie and you reply with "thanks, you too" and just stare at each other for a second, smile, then walk away.
 

 

[TallmanNYCParticipant]

 Nicely placed in Off-Topic. I like the first one. I totally remember that moment. 

[DanEboyParticipant]

That awkward moment when you are walking in front of a group of girls and you suddenly forget how to walk normal.

That awkward moment when you go to push the button on the elevator and it is already pushed.

That awkward moment when you ask a girl if she is pregnant and she says no.

That awkward moment when you see your ex when you are with a new girl…or vice versa

That awkward moment when you push a door that requires pulling.

That awkward moment when, on your first day of high school, you are sitting in the auditorium going through orientation and your leg starts to itch. You start scratching your leg and realize you are scratching the dude’s leg next to you. Then you have to sit there for the next 4 hours.

That awkward moment when you take your girl out for a fancy dinner, then you go back home for what will be your first time together and you suddenly get a case of the runny shi/ts as you are both rolling around on the bed…naked.

That awkward moment when you shart at work.

[joecheck88Participant]

That akward moment when you post on nbadraft.net and get no response. 🙁

 

[Dale WorthingtonParticipant]

Haha, I like these.

[goneParticipant]

1. The awkward moment when you post a well thought out facebook status and nobody likes or comments

2. The awkward moment when you ask a girl is her hair real

3. The awkward moment when the pitch in your voice goes to high

4.. The awkward moment when a girl sees you looking at her eat a hotdog

6. The awkward moment when you spell insects wrong "The south has so many incest this time of year"

7. The awkward moment when you found out I skipped 5.

8. The awkward moment when you went back and looked

9. The awkward moment when Kahn told C-Webb that Darko was Vlade

10. The awkward moment when Kwame Brown has the ball in his hands

11. The awkward moment Cleveland felt when Lebron left

12. The awkward moment when Shawn Marion first shot a jumper

[joecheck88Participant]

The akward moment where you do a list of 11 things and the last number you have is 12. lol.

And thanks to Dale and akward moment was avoided. Thanks

[butidonthavemoney]

Damn! Wizkid OrangeJuiceJonesed me!

"That awkward moment when you’re with a group of people and you ask someone a question and they didn’t hear you but a couple other people did and you don’t know whether or not to ask again."

I had a dream about this last night. No joke.

"That awkward moment when, on your first day of high school, you are sitting in the auditorium going through orientation and your leg starts to itch. You start scratching your leg and realize you are scratching the dude’s leg next to you. Then you have to sit there for the next 4 hours."

I hate it when this happens!

[Dale WorthingtonParticipant]

1) The awkward moment when you keep blatantly checking out a girl yet are too nervous to approach…and you end up sitting right next to her on a flight.

2) The awkward moment when you think Jimmer Fredette’s black.

3) The awkward moment when you give a guy a high-five while there’s a stray booger on your finger.

4) The awkward moment when you’re drying off in the shower and your dad thinks no one is in there and opens the door.

[omphalosParticipant]

That awkward moment when you go to follow up a high five with a fist bump and the person has already walked away.

Also, the very first one posted was gold, I used to freak out as each shopper in front of me finished.

[NbanflguyParticipant]

The awkward moment when you are showering after football practice and keep dropping the soap

[llperez]

the awkward moment when you’re nervous as heck and your hands are sweating and then you have to shake peoples hands.

the awkward moment when you come face to face with people after having drank way too much and having made an as.s of yourself in front of them the other night.

the awkward moment when you try to fit into a conversation by making small talk with one person in the circle but as you begin talking the whole circle silences and listens to you

 

[Tongue-Out-Like-23Participant]

The awkward moment when you say something in a loud classroom and the entire class silences and it’s just you yelling.

The awkward moment when you go for a fist pound and the other person is going for a hand slap and suddenly changes to an awkward fist / opened hand.

The awkward moment when you’re going for a hand slap but the other person goes for an actual handshake.  You try to pull your hand away but the other person just grabbed it.

The awkward moment when you miss the fist pound in the hallway and someone saw.

The awkward moment when you are wearing the same shirt on picture day.. the day you’re receiving the pictures.

The awkward moment when a substitute says your name wrong.

The awkward moment when you’re shooting around in an empty gym with headphones on and singing along to a Miley Cyrus song and realize someone just arrived and is shooting on the other side of the gym.

The awkward moment when a girly song blasts out of your headphones because the iTunes volume was set at +100%.

The awkward moment when you go to get a printout and it didn’t print.

The awkward moment when you’re at a girl’s volleyball game and you tell your friend, "Damn!  Look at Natalia!  She’s got a nice ass and big tits!"  and then someone behind yells, "Go Natalia!  Love you baby!" (Her parents)

The awkward moment you forget to clear the search bar and your sister uses the laptop next..

The awkward moment when you run out of awkward moment thoughts.

[McDunkin]

That awkward moment when some girls come up to you Saturday night as you leave The mall and ask you where you’re heading, only to notice that they’re wearing silly bands and chuck taylors… chris hansen alert

That awkward moment when your "acting out" lyrics to a song and your mom just randomly walks in

That awkward moment when you look at an ugly girl because shes so ugly and she makes eye contact with you

 

That awkward moment when Rebecca Black doesn’t know which seat to take, when there’s only one seat

 

That awkward moment when you’re driving/watching tv with your mom/sister and a condom commercial comes on

 

That awkward moment when you’re on nbadraft.net and are about to post something smart/deep/funny…only to notice that a poster above you already said it.
 

[Tongue-Out-Like-23Participant]

The awkward moment when you decline a friend request and the next day you’re hanging out with your friends and that person comes along.

The awkward moment when your girl goes through your phone.

The awkward moment when you’re with your mom and Lil’ Wayne’s song "No Ceilings" plays.  "Pop that pu.ssy!  and shake that ass!!" as it repeats for about 20 seconds.

The awkward moment when you’re using the computer and closed the browser because you just got done using it and your mom walks in and asks why you closed the browser as soon as she entered and doesn’t believe that you were actually done using it.

The awkward moment when a girl you stopped texting because she was annoying goes on your Facebook wall and asks "Why didn’t you text me back jerk!"

The awkward moment when I realized McDunkin was actually black.  LMAO jk bro

[Tongue-Out-Like-23Participant]

The awkward moment when you have to take your first shower in the locker rooms.

[goneParticipant]

The awkward moment when you swear you have the answer to a problem and say it out loud but it’s wrong

The awkward moment when the “kid who can’t read” gets pick to read the paragraph with all the big words

The awkward moment when a cool but ugly girl who is your friend confesses her undieing love for you

[McDunkin]

"The awkward moment when I realized McDunkin was actually black."

That was awkward for everyone in the LNC and 3 out of 4 of my baby mommas parents so dont feel bad man…im used to it

[McDunkin]

wizkid i know what you mean with the non-reading kid getting picked.

There are 2 types of teachers in that situation

1.The teacher that will let him struggle through the whole paragraph

2.The teacher who only makes him read like 4 sentences and moves on to the next person…even though everyone elses paragraphs were like half a page long

[butidonthavemoney]

My teacher made me start from the beginning if I messed up even once…

That was probably the cause of my st-st-stutter and anxiety disorders.

[Dale WorthingtonParticipant]

The awkward moment when the lone female chef queefs in your soup.

[LazarusMunozParticipant]

that awkard moment when you realize you dont have enough money to pay that hooker you just let in your car!

 

[LazarusMunozParticipant]

that awkward moment when your having a computer tech at Best Buy check out your laptop that just crashed and they fix it and the first thing that pops up on screen is the last page you were looking at….two dudes who have both there hang dangs in some 50 year old womans mouth and Geek Squad Tech just looks at you and then in your head your contemplating whether you should just run out the store and leave your laptop behind to save embarrasement

[LazarusMunozParticipant]

that awkward moment when the parents of the kid you killed in drunk driving accident tell you that they forgive you

that awkward moment when your ordering at Subway and you wanna get double meat on your sandwich but your in a long line and you just realized you havent put on any deodarant on hot 100 degree day

that awkward moment when your son throws up in the middle of a Kmart aisle and you just abandon him for a few minutes because you emmbarrased that a child of yours would shame you like that

that awkward moment your car mechanic says he will blow you in the bathroom for a 50% discount and you have to politely tell him your flattered but your straight and he says "Suuuuurrrrrrreeeee" and you realize he might be on to your secret about secretly being homosexual but your not really into him because hes all hairy and kinda ugly looking but dont wanna say that to his face

[mikeyvthedonParticipant]

The awkward moment when Lazarus Munoz takes an awkward post to an entirely new level of awkwardness.

[DanEboyParticipant]

My favorite, and probably most common awkward moment…

The mysterious random fart when you are among a group. Awkwardness all around.

[Malik-UniversalParticipant]

the akward moment when u wanna sit wit a chick at lunch only when u get asked to help out a dwarf with puttin keptchup on his tray.. only to see the chick u like wander away, and u having to track where she is at, and look like a fucking idiot… (true story btw)

 

the akward moment when this chick who always looks at you and you know she likes you, and you know she has liked you since december or so, and your locker is right next to hers, and most mornings u see each other walk past your locker, but dont say a peep cuz it would give it all away that you like that person (true story btw)

 

the same chick who durin seminar(not sure if ppl know what that is) is sittin down diangle from you. your in the hallway talkin to your buds. and u can see her lookin back at you. and it happens like 10 times within 20 mintues worth of time… and u catch her like almost every time, and she catches you.. yep akward and ohh yeah (true story btw)

 

the akward moment when your on the bus and your best friend knows you like a chick who sittin in the front, and he gives away a hint to others that you like her, and most of the bus is catchin on, and u gotta act "cool", not tryna make urself look like an asshole or a jackass

 

the akward moment when ur bout to get into an argument with the teacher in front of the whole class (true story btw) even tho i didnt give a f*ck!!!!!

 

the akward moment when u had no idea someone said hi to you, and they barely speak any english (true story btw)

 

[Tongue-Out-Like-23Participant]

The awkward moment when you realize Universal’s list of awkward moments are almost unreadable and aren’t really funny.

LMAO.. Just had to say it man

[Malik-UniversalParticipant]

there not meant to be funny

[mikeyvthedonParticipant]

• Beno posts anything
• You see a new character on NBADraft.net that catches on like gang busters, but just creeps you out ProudGrandpa, you are this character
• Someone asks about a statistic or fact that could easily be googled
• Deron Williams got traded to the Jazz…..(dwilljazz8/wardb12)
• Someone changes their user name or avatar and you have no idea who they are
• You realize you might be arguing basketball with 13 year old
• You almost think that Dalen Qualls was set up……

Pertaining to life:

• You say hi to a friend, and a separate person who was also there thought you were saying hi to them.
• You wave at a person who was clearly waving at someone else.
• You are get to a door going out at the same time a person is going in, and it is incredibly difficult to hold the door open for said person and they sometimes have to walk under your arm.
• You remember asking a person you see quite often their name, and than forget it and are too embarassed to ask again.
• You are with girls who start talking about other guys (also, do not talk about girls with your guy friends in front of another girl)
• You realize that facebook, twitter and text messages have taken away a huge aspect of human interaction.
• You see a movie and have a completely different opinion than the person you saw it with
• You go with a bunch of people, mostly girls, to see "Oldboy"
• You tell a person about an event that they more than likely would have been able to go too, but were just not informed about
• You completely misread a signal, or have no reaction to yours.
• You spend a lot of time with a girl and realize that you are much better off just being friends.
• You ask a girl out for the first time, it is never as simple as "You wanna go out?", lol
• You say goodbye to someone and you realize you are walking the same way as they are.
• You smell something really bad, but you do not know whether to say anything (Like DanEBoy’s)
• You talk to anyone in Canada about college football or basketball.
• You are really enthusiastic about something and try to start a friendly dialogue, but the other person is just dead to the world.
• You are in a group of friends where two of the friends in the group have just broken up.
• A person texts you constantly, but never actually picks up phone calls

 

[Tongue-Out-Like-23Participant]

Universal

Yeah, obviously… lmao

[Malik-UniversalParticipant]

blah

[apb540Participant]

When Steve Nash has to go up against J-Rich next year. 

[mikeyvthedonParticipant]

TOL-23 calls someone out, but does it in such a way that is either really poorly worded with mean spirited undertones, or makes the entire situation more awkward and less funny.

Sorry, TOL-23, I think you have become a radically improved poster, but it had to be done in this situation.

Universal, your posts were really difficult to understand, but they did encapsulate some form of awkwardness.

[ProudGrandpaParticipant]

When you’re sitting with your precious little grandchilren and you see a commercial on the television for a product that helps stop old people scammers and your precious little grandchilren look at you in a strange manner.

When you go through the line at the A&T and all that is in your cart is laxatives and Depends diapers

When uncouth young men insult your precious little grandchilren on the online.

[goneParticipant]

O I see gillberg aka colt iverson is back….if Dale is Michael Jordan then u are Harold miner

[Tongue-Out-Like-23Participant]

Lmao!  Damn you Mickeyv

I will continue to use the lowercased "v" to bother you!  hahah

Good one though +1 my good man

[mikeyvthedonParticipant]

Man, I am not a hater, believe that. I just make observations when I see recurring trends that are slightly annoying (to me, maybe not everyone). I think you have become a much better poster, and believe me, if you have some evidence that a person is posting ignorant nonsense, I have little to no problem with a call out.

The lower case v bothers me not. Calling me Mickey bothers me far more, though it makes you seem slightly illiterate, so I guess it is good for a laugh :). On the real, my name is M-I-K-E-Y. Like My-key. Not like M-I-C, K-E-Y, M-O-U-S-E. Mickey Mouse! Donald Duck! Mickey Mouse! Donald Duck! Blah, blah, blah, blah, higher, higher, higher (do not know the words, but they sing it at the end of Full Metal Jacket). But, thank you for the props, and I hope we are all good Tongue Licking Out #23! (LMAO)

[Tongue-Out-Like-23Participant]

Hahahaha yeah "Mickey" I get what you mean lmao

Nah, it doesn’t bother me when people call me out or make a joke about something I said.  If you can’t laugh at yourself, you don’t have a sense of humor.  Tongue Licking Out hahahahah

[butidonthavemoney]

Full Metal Jacket = Classic

[goneParticipant]

^Your mustache = Classicer

[butidonthavemoney]

[mikeyvthedonParticipant]

Glad we are on the same ground there. Refreshing to know it is as such.

Also:

The awkward moment when you are asked a question while eating or digesting something that is going to take a while.

The awkward moment when the dentist keeps asking you questions while they are probing your mouth and brushing your teeth.

The awkward moment when you walk out of the door singing a song and a person outside stares at you like a maniac.

The awkward moment a hot girl passes by while your dog is taking a $hit.

The awkward moment when you and a girl make eye contact, who will turn away first?

The awkward moment when a person ice grills you walking down the street.

The awkward moment when you are at Buffalo Wild Wings with your friends watching the Blazers vs. Suns play-off game and a girl yells out "The ref totally Jewed us!" (no, personal experience there, lol, was pretty ridiculous)

The awkward moment of not knowing whether to give the @ss or the crotch (Fight Club Reference)

The awkward moment of talking about something you did or somewhere you went with a person who was actually there when those events transpired.

The awkward moment you see a person you recognize from a friends facebook picture in real life for the first time.

Honestly, facebook could have its own entire section on creating awkwardness. If there is a website that does not show disgusting things that presents more awkwardness than facebook, I do not know of it. It is a good site for keeping in touch with friends, posting pictures, a few laughs, but it has lead to some incredible awkwardness in my life. I can sadly say, I had a gf break-up with me over facebook. Twice. That is the furthest I will go into it for now 🙂

 

[LazarusMunozParticipant]

that awkward moment when you insult a guys grandchildren online and you brag to your friends about it and they tell you the dude probably dosent have any grandchildren and he’s probably just saying it for laughs

[Dale WorthingtonParticipant]

LOL at "the akward moment when u wanna sit wit a chick at lunch only when u get asked to help out a dwarf with puttin keptchup on his tray."

I loved that Universal.

Lazarus’ last post was really funny too but I would like to believe that ProudGrandpa has grandchildren. But hey, maybe that’s just my own grandadderly instincts taking over.

Nevermind. I don’t think he has grandchildren.

The awkward moment when a girl is walking in front of you with a very noticeable brown stain on the backside of her pants. Should I tell her? No. It would be far too embarassing for her if it’s actually a hershey stain.

[ProudGrandpaParticipant]

Mr. Worthington, if you really are an old man, then you are quite the pervert if you are frequently looking at the young girls’ darrieres.

[Malik-UniversalParticipant]

dale worthington.. that moment spelled out akward for me.. all those things happened to me

i dont know y people are not seeing eye to eye with me on that

its not my fault they happen

[Dale WorthingtonParticipant]

ProudGrandpa, the girls are flattered when I check out their backsides. I have that pretty senior citizen swag. What can I say.

Universal, I feel ya. Some of the funniest moments of my life aren’t even viewed as funny by a  lot of people because they’re so bizarre.

One moment that I will always treasure, though, was when I got called into the assistant principal’s office in 7th grade. This was about 44 years ago if my math is accurate.

I was waiting in her office and the faculty lavatory was next door.

Let me tell you, folks…

…I could have sworn I was witnessing Hurrican Katrina in that toilet bowl.

Sounded EXACTLY like this:

 

[Malik-UniversalParticipant]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THAT IS TERRIBLE!!!

[mikeyvthedonParticipant]

Both ProudGrandpa and Dale Worthington are both really creepy to me. I know old people use the internet, but the best way to keep weirdos away from your grandchildren is maybe not to mention them. If you need to go on a basketball website to talk about your grandchildren, it is a very bad sign. Both of your "grand dadderly instincts" are failing.

Nincompoop. Puke. Rapscallion.  Chesterfield. Davenport. Judas Priest. 

Hope that gave you all a decent dose of old people speak.

I love my grandfather. I also love the fact that the only time he uses the internet is to either converse with us, read something his grandkids have written or watch a video of them doing comedy/announcing sports (brother/cousin). I doubt either of you have grandkids, and if you do I apologize. Still, using teenage colloquialism is even lame when you are a teenager.

[ProudGrandpaParticipant]

…

[Dale WorthingtonParticipant]

Don’t worry Mike. Let ‘er rip!

[Dale WorthingtonParticipant]

I think Mikeyv is actually a bit jealous that his grandaddy is lacking in pretty senior citizen swag.

Hey, not every grandfather can swag as hard as good ole Dale right here.

Love it or leave it. Don’t worry about me.

Let me just clarify something.

I’m no pervert. My love interests are always in my age bracket (50-65).

Am I sometimes attracted to younger girls (in their 20s or 30s)?

Of course. What guy isn’t?

But I also understand that they are better off with younger guys who they are more compatible with.

[eogezosajkeParticipant]

Love it or leave it. Don’t worry about me.

[mikeyvthedonParticipant]

This is like Chris Webber and David Kahn, with you playing KAHN! Do not compare yourself to my grandfather or talk about him. Just, don’t. I understand you are who you might actually claim to be, and if you are 50-65, than good things. I was not calling you a predator, I was just saying it is bad showing pictures of your grandkids or talking about them due to predators being on the internet. I may be paranoid, but I think telling people you know how proud you are about your grandkids is fine. Saying it on the interwebs, and showing weird pictures that I am sure I have seen on some funny picture site is creepy.

Yes, girls in their 20-30’s are sometimes pretty damn fine. Compatibility is not necessarily an age thing, it is more with where ever you are in life. Still, it is weird when older guys talk about younger girls, though I grant you that you at least do this in the off-topic section of the site. Dale, I do not mind you, but the Grandpa comp was getting to be a little much. At this point I choose you by a landslide, as you tend to talk about basketball more so than Proudtobeofftopic. 

But, to clarify, my grandfather is amazing, and I could not care less if he had your phucking swag. All I talked about was a very real possibility, a person on the internet being fake. The fact that you took it too mean anything about a family member whom I told you I had great love and admiration for, is disheartening. We are cool, but keep your swag the hell away from my family.

[Dale WorthingtonParticipant]

Sorry Mike.

I was pretty much joking about the swag thing but I see what you’re saying.

I would never post a pic of my grandson. That is creepy.

I’m here beause I genuinely enjoy basketball and I like the guys here and respect their input.

ProudGrandpa be trolling. And it’s getting old.

[OrangeJuiceJonesParticipant]

 That awkward moment when you think of an awkward moment for an awkward moment thread, and eliminate them one-by-one as you read other people’s awkward moments.

That awkward moment when an ugly girl and a hot girl walk on the bus, and the hot girl sits behind you while the ugly girl sits next to you.

That awkward moment when you’re watching cartoons in the library, and the person next to you keeps looking at your screen, but never says anything to you.

That awkward moment when you’re watching cartoons on the computer in the library, and you look around, and everyone around you is doing something school-related.

That awkward moment when someone says hi to you, and you say hi back, but it doesn’t come out, and you look like a jerk because it looks like you didn’t respond to them.

That awkward moment when the hot girl from your math class asks you a question about the work, and you feel inclined to help her even though you have no idea what the hell you’re supposed to do.

That awkward moment when you’re staring at a girl on the treadmill while you’re at the gym, and she makes eye contact with you, so you rush over to the free weights and do some random exercise.

That awkward moment when a humorous thread turns serious.

That awkward moment when you’re taking a test, and the teacher won’t stop staring at you.

[OhCanada-Participant]

The akward moment when you call for your girlfriend but say your sisters name, or vice versa.

[goneParticipant]

That awkward moment when you run too fast in P.E and you achieve 99% the speed of light, resulting in yourself taking the form of a wave instead of a particle and you start diffracting around everything.

That awkward moment when a fat kid says “thats how I roll”.

That awkward moment when Rebecca Black actually gets on a bus and has a her head explodes because there’s way too many seats.

That awkward moment when you finish watching a TV series and you don’t know what to do with your life any more

[I May Be WrongParticipant]

the awkward moment when you’re a hot blonde being interviewed by Glenn Beck on TV

 

Also, the awkward moment when you want to make a Stephen Hawking joke but it may come off as “hawkward” to his fans.

[I May Be WrongParticipant]

that awkward moment when you get invited to dance by an african village but you’re def. not ready

 

Bush #africanSWAG

[Dale WorthingtonParticipant]

That awkward moment when you’re staring at a girl on the treadmill while you’re at the gym, and she makes eye contact with you, so you rush over to the free weights and do some random exercise.

That awkward moment when a humorous thread turns serious.

That awkward moment when you’re taking a test, and the teacher won’t stop staring at you.

Story of my life right here.

 

[Malik-UniversalParticipant]

the akward moment when u try to come up with an akward moment but cant

[goneParticipant]

But Dale isn’t your life almost over??

[Malik-UniversalParticipant]

that akward moment when the soap drops in the boys locker room.. but your the only one there

[mikeyvthedonParticipant]

Thank you too OJJ. Their have been a lot of good ones. Overall, a very awkward thread, but with many laughs and many shared experiences.

A few more:

The awkward moment of realizing that Butler-UCONN is 22-19 @ half. Close game, but damn, poor shooting. Great defense, but a lot of makable shots missed as well.

The awkward moment when Kenny Smith has no idea what he is talking about as far as college basketball is concerned, yet continues to talk to try and cover it up.

The awkward moment when you are trying to pick out something from your teeth and a person walks by/an elevator door opens with someone in it

The awkward moment of whatever chair person or CEO is presenting an award to someone. Doesn’t it always seem like that is painfully awkward, like, way more awkward than it needs to be? They should hire pro’s, lol.

The awkward moment when you finally have to admit you were wrong about a certain player or projection. It has been done many a time, but it is rarely easy. 

[Malik-UniversalParticipant]

the akward moment when someone minused me

[Dale WorthingtonParticipant]

Wiz, I have at least 30 years left.

[McDunkin]

The awkward moment when….

 

The awkward moment when….

That awkward moment when someones telling you something he thinks is interesting but you couldn’t give a flip so you just have to mumble something back or do some fake laugh because  you don’t want to hurt him.
 

same thing in facebook when you’re chatting with someone and you coudln’t give a fudge so all you’re saying is "lol" "haha"  "lmao"

[Tongue-Out-Like-23Participant]

The awkward moment when someone asks you a question and you didn’t hear it so you just give off a fake mumble laugh and they stare at you waiting for an answer.

The awkward moment when someone waves hi, you wave back only to find out they waved at the person behind you.

The awkward moment when you send a sexual text to your dad instead of your girlfriend.

The awkward moment when someone is putting a cart full of items onto the "15 items or less" section and the cashier doesn’t tell them anything until they completely unpack their cart.

The awkward moment when you realize you’ve been walking around school with a booger sticking out of your nose all day.

The awkward moment when your debit card doesn’t want to work and the line behind you gets longer.

The awkward moment when someone hits their laptop in class because it’s too slow and they slam the screen closed.

The awkward moment when you’re the 3rd wheel.

The awkward moment when you’re the 3rd wheel but the dude’s girlfriend cheated on him with you.

The awkward moment when LeBron said, "I’ll be taking my talents to South Beach".

The awkward moment when your girlfriend makes you buy tampons for her.

The awkward moment when you’re shooting around at the gym and a cute girl walks in and suddenly you can’t make a single shot.

The awkward moment when you get blocked and the ball goes out of bounds at a high velocity.

The awkward moment when you shoot an air ball.

[HaleParticipant]

The awkward moment when in german class when the teahcer turns on a movie and turns the lights off and the guy sitting next to you starts staring at you and is breathing heavily with his hands mysteriously missing. Then after a long few minutes turns back and you realize he was wacking off. True story, happened to my buddy.

The awkward moment when you clog the toilet at a friends house.

The awkward moment when you watch a movie like Bruno, with your parents.

[butidonthavemoney]

I saw Bruno at the theater with my mother.

[butidonthavemoney]

[OrangeJuiceJonesParticipant]

 That awkward moment when you’re yawning repeatedly in class, and people turn around, look at you and giggle.

That awkward moment when you make some food, leave, come back a few hours later and it’s all gone.

That awkward moment when you eagerly reach into a bag of chips and bite a stale chip.

That awkward moment when you’re searching frantically for something, and your mom hands it to you.

That awkward moment when you’re driving and someone lets you go through an intersection, even though they have the right-of-way.

That awkward moment when you’re sitting on the computer late at night, and you hear a car door slam.

That awkward moment when a girl that you never speak to i.m’s you on Facebook chat.

 

 

[butidonthavemoney]

That awkward moment when you stick your tongue in bubble solution, only to find that it’s not edible.

That awkward moment when your stomach is making noises in class because you’re hungry, and you pretend it’s your ringtone.

That awkward moment when you’re stabbing someone to death, and they’re screaming "WHY?! WHY?!" and you can’t come up with a good reason.

That awkward moment when Chris Hansen asks you to take a seat right over there.

[Dale WorthingtonParticipant]

Brothers, keep the ‘Jared Sullinger Hires An Agent’ thread alive.

[butidonthavemoney]

That awkward moment when Jonathan Givony is running his fingers through your hair and asking what kind of product you use…

Edit: Damn you iPhone auto-correct! You stupid piece of ship!

[NbanflguyParticipant]

That akward moment when you are falling asleep and class and you get that falling feeling and your legs kick your desk.

That akward moment when your taking a poo at a friends house and there is no toilet paper.

That akward moment where you have a dream that you went to school naked, then you realize its not a dream

That akward moment where you get a stiffy in school for no reason

That akward moment where you are about to take a girl home from the bar and you find out she is a pterodactyl (Tosh)

[ProudGrandpaParticipant]

You’re walking down a hallway behind an openly gay chick and she is clearly wearing a male fragrance.

Happened to me the other day.  made me physically ill.

[McWinningParticipant]

When you open an innocent looking thread with the title ”Amare Stoudemire” and on the first post you see a huge photo of him nude from Body Issue shoot right as your mom walks in the room.

[butidonthavemoney]

That awkward moment when multiple posters frame you for soliciting your amateur p*rn through their e-mail accounts.

[canesboy6Participant]

That Awkward moment when somebody you know sucks tries to get on your team when you got downs at the court.

That Awkward moment when somebody who makes music shows you there next song and it sucks and they ask you what you think.

That Awkward moment when everybody stops clapping but you didnt get the memo.

That Awkward moment when the teacher says something like "the things that you do do" and youre the only one who laughs because she said doodoo.

That Awkward moment when a girl catches you waistbanding your boner.

That Awkward moment when a fat dude tries to get you help him do a kegstand.

That Awkward moment when theres a long line at the gas station and everybody is watching you buy condoms.

That Awkward moment when your mom catches you sneaking a girl out in the morning and you dont know if you should introduce her or just book it.

That Awkward moment when somebody that youre talking to at a bar really doesnt get that you hate them.

That Awkward moment when somebody catches you talking about your plans for the night and assumes they are invited.

[omphalosParticipant]

That awkward moment when you think you’ve got a really good awkward moment to share but forget it by the time you get to through all the others and end up posting this one instead…

[omphalosParticipant]

I remembered!

That awkward moment when you’re balling between classes and not sweating too much, but five minutes after you stop you’re drenched.

That awkward moment when you realise nobody is reading your posts because you’re in a completely different time zone and they’re all asleep.

[joecheck88Participant]

that akward moment when amare stoudemire blows past kg and does a 360 layup, then blows by him again and dunks on jermaine o neal and he seems like he is going to dominate all the way to the knicks first playoff win in years, and then he doesnt touch the ball in the last 3 minutes of the game and the knicks lose.

that akward moment when down by 2 in boston, a 1 for 10 shooter in the second half of that game(melo) jacks up a 28 foot 3 while being heavily guarded.

that akward moment when that girl you never talk to ims you on facebook, and she is ugly, but proceeds to tell you that she thinks you are good looking and you not wanting to hurt her feelings needs to decide whether to exit facebook without saying anything or try to change the topic without being a d!ck.

[LazarusMunozParticipant]

that awkard moment when you realize that this thread has jumped the shark,but you dont really wanna say anything so you dont hurt anyones feelings!

that awkward moment when you walk in on your dad dressed in your moms clothes(true story)

[Malik-UniversalParticipant]

 that awkard moment when you u buy something and the cashier says the amount and give all your money to the cashier but u dont have enuff

awkard moment when i brought back up this topic

awkard moment when i spelled akward wrong

akward moment when your on fb and u type in a chicks name, but u put it as ur status by accident instead of the search (almost happened to me once.. almost)

akward moment when the chick u like is walking in the same hallway as you, and its only u 2 in the hall way

akward moment when a hot chick is watchin a game of bball and u try to "show off" but miss a shot miserbly

akward moment when your friend whos a senior brings a freshmen to homecoming

akward moment when…

i ran out

 

 

[mikeyvthedonParticipant]

People start talking politics on the main board.

Yes, Osama bin Laden is dead, you can feel happy, relieved, whatever, but I really prefer when people keep politics out of main board discussion here. Believe me, I am very happy Osama is gone and thank the troops and soldiers that did it, but I know that this is not the end of things, so it leaves a certain awkwardness there. People making jokes about it and such just left a strange taste in my mouth. As did the anti-American sentiment a certain person was spouting out. I am not mad at anyone, but I just kind of feel bad when people spout these things off on this board. This is clearly not the place or demographic to do these things. I am Canadian and American, and when either is attacked, I feel awkward about it. So, lets keep this thread funny, but also I hope this message gets to some people.

[omphalosParticipant]

Why not some playoff themed ones…

That awkward moment when Paul Pierce nuzzles James Jones.

That awkward moment when the Grizzlies beat the Thunder on the road.

That awkward moment when Miami’s Big Three get’s called a Dynamic Duo more and more often.

[ProudGrandpaParticipant]

You’re playing NBA Live and Steve Kerr refers to Theo Ratliff as a great 3pt shooter, saying how you should never leave him open outside the arc

[I May Be WrongParticipant]

Awkward…..

(PS, this thread is kinda dying isn’t it? McDunkin can revive any thread. Where you at man!)

[BasketballGuru24Participant]

The awkward moment when lebron called delonte daddy 

The awkward moment when a white boy gives you daps and lets it explode 

The awkward moment when your presenting in front of your class and forget what your suppose to say next 

The awkward moment when allen iverson found out turkey was a country 

The awkward moment in the clutch when wade or lebron don’t know who should take the final shot 

The awkward moment when you mess up the blunt rotation with the boys 

[ProudGrandpaParticipant]

ESPN bans you for life when you start playing the Penis Game (Penis, PENIS, PEEEEEEENIIIIIIS, etc.) in one of their threads.

[omphalosParticipant]

That awkward moment when 6 players from the same team walk on the court and nobody wants to go on the bench.

Happened to me last night, was very awkward.

[ProudGrandpaParticipant]

It’s Senior Spirit Week at your school and it is “Dress up like a little kid” Day and you see this pregnant girl walking down the hall dressed up as a little kid.

[aamir543Participant]

The akward moment when your mom makes you go to the mall with her and your grand parents, and there you see kids from school

[aamir543Participant]

The akward moment when your mom makes you go to the mall with her and your grand parents, and there you see kids from school

[Malik-UniversalParticipant]

 ^ hellll yeahhhh dude

thats to akward lmaooooooooooooooo

[Malik-UniversalParticipant]

 ^ hellll yeahhhh dude

thats to akward lmaooooooooooooooo

[aamir543Participant]

The akward moment when you forging your parents signature, and your teacher asks you what are you doing.

[aamir543Participant]

The akward moment when you forging your parents signature, and your teacher asks you what are you doing.

[McDunkin]

That awkward moment when you get in the van and there’s no candy.

 

The awkward moment when you say goodbye to someone and then end up walking in the same direction.

 

The awkward moment when someone comes up to you for a handshake and says "whats up" or "how you been?"…but you have no idea who they are.

 

The awkward moment when you realize you were too drunk to notice the number a girl gave you has too many numbers.

The awkward moment when your only choice is taking home a ugly girl or nothing…but you dont want to make that walk out the door together because everyone might look.

The awkward moment when  your parents would let your friends in without warning you and you had dirty underwear all over your room

[McDunkin]

That awkward moment when you get in the van and there’s no candy.

 

The awkward moment when you say goodbye to someone and then end up walking in the same direction.

 

The awkward moment when someone comes up to you for a handshake and says "whats up" or "how you been?"…but you have no idea who they are.

 

The awkward moment when you realize you were too drunk to notice the number a girl gave you has too many numbers.

The awkward moment when your only choice is taking home a ugly girl or nothing…but you dont want to make that walk out the door together because everyone might look.

The awkward moment when  your parents would let your friends in without warning you and you had dirty underwear all over your room

[Scottoant93Participant]

That awkward moment when your pants zipper is open and your talking to a hot girl, and they are laughing at you and you dont know why

That awkward moment when your eating a girl out and her parents walk in

That awkward moment when halfway telling a story no one is listening

that awkward moment when your realize its a man not a woman

that awkward moment when your bleeding and everyone is freaking out even though its no big deal to you

that awkward moment when you find your best friend in a porn movie

that awkward moment when the teacher tells you to pick your partners and your left all by yourself

that awkward moment when random people keep asking you for weed even you dont smoke and just extremely tired

that awkward moment when you realize thier is no popsicles in the old mans basement

that awkward moment when you post a comment, and no one ever comes bakc to the thread.

 

[Scottoant93Participant]

That awkward moment when your pants zipper is open and your talking to a hot girl, and they are laughing at you and you dont know why

That awkward moment when your eating a girl out and her parents walk in

That awkward moment when halfway telling a story no one is listening

that awkward moment when your realize its a man not a woman

that awkward moment when your bleeding and everyone is freaking out even though its no big deal to you

that awkward moment when you find your best friend in a porn movie

that awkward moment when the teacher tells you to pick your partners and your left all by yourself

that awkward moment when random people keep asking you for weed even you dont smoke and just extremely tired

that awkward moment when you realize thier is no popsicles in the old mans basement

that awkward moment when you post a comment, and no one ever comes bakc to the thread.

 

[aamir543Participant]

The akward moment moment when you are talking with your friends, and you call a teacher lazy, and the teacher is right behind you. (Thank goodness that was the last week!) 

[aamir543Participant]

The akward moment moment when you are talking with your friends, and you call a teacher lazy, and the teacher is right behind you. (Thank goodness that was the last week!) 

[aamir543Participant]

The akward moment when my team the Warriors, made great picks, then I realized that we have Jerry West. 

[aamir543Participant]

The akward moment when my team the Warriors, made great picks, then I realized that we have Jerry West. 

[aamir543Participant]

The akward moment when you are forced to tag along with your 7 little cousins, and they are loud and embarresing as hell, and then you see people you know.

[aamir543Participant]

The akward moment when you are forced to tag along with your 7 little cousins, and they are loud and embarresing as hell, and then you see people you know.

[aamir543Participant]

The akward moment when you are invited to dinner, and there is a dip of some sort, and you take like a whole bowl full, only to see that no one else takes more than a teaspoons worth.

[aamir543Participant]

The akward moment when you are invited to dinner, and there is a dip of some sort, and you take like a whole bowl full, only to see that no one else takes more than a teaspoons worth.

[Scottoant93Participant]

that awkward moment when you dont drink the punch and everyone around you drops dead

that awkward moment your thinking about something funny and laughing out loud so hard at a funeral and everyone is staring at you

that awkward moment when one of your friends is drawing penises on your folder and you swear that his way of coming out of the closet

that awkward moment when a guy who was the biggest nerd a few years ago, pretends to act all tough and you cant help but laugh at him

that awkward moment when your doing the heimlich manuever to a really hot girl, and everyone thinks your trying to bang her

that awkward moment your plane is about to crash and you start talking sh!t about your best friend and the plane lands safely

that awkward moment when you have to call every girl you banged and tell them to get tested for aids

that awkward moment when you get to the counter and realize you dont have enough money

that awkward moment when you see that famous person living on the side of the street

that awkward moment when you have to break up with a girl who is extremely nice and extremely in love with you but you know she’s not your type

that awkward moment when you find out all your friends &$#%#&@! your current girlfriend.

[Scottoant93Participant]

that awkward moment when you dont drink the punch and everyone around you drops dead

that awkward moment your thinking about something funny and laughing out loud so hard at a funeral and everyone is staring at you

that awkward moment when one of your friends is drawing penises on your folder and you swear that his way of coming out of the closet

that awkward moment when a guy who was the biggest nerd a few years ago, pretends to act all tough and you cant help but laugh at him

that awkward moment when your doing the heimlich manuever to a really hot girl, and everyone thinks your trying to bang her

that awkward moment your plane is about to crash and you start talking sh!t about your best friend and the plane lands safely

that awkward moment when you have to call every girl you banged and tell them to get tested for aids

that awkward moment when you get to the counter and realize you dont have enough money

that awkward moment when you see that famous person living on the side of the street

that awkward moment when you have to break up with a girl who is extremely nice and extremely in love with you but you know she’s not your type

that awkward moment when you find out all your friends &$#%#&@! your current girlfriend.

[McDunkin]

When at the BET awards they have a girl say "Award goes to Chris Brown ….."

"Wait No Rihanna…."

"wait No….."

and Drake Walks up and accepts the award

 

[McDunkin]

When at the BET awards they have a girl say "Award goes to Chris Brown ….."

"Wait No Rihanna…."

"wait No….."

and Drake Walks up and accepts the award

 

[llperez]

the awkward moment when you go to the strip club wearing only sweatpants and no boxers so you can get your moneys worth on the lap dance but then cant walk around for a while

[llperez]

the awkward moment when you go to the strip club wearing only sweatpants and no boxers so you can get your moneys worth on the lap dance but then cant walk around for a while

[Malik-UniversalParticipant]

 ^ that happen to u ll lmaoo

[Malik-UniversalParticipant]

 ^ that happen to u ll lmaoo

[Scottoant93Participant]

That awkward moment when your pushing your niece’s stroller and everyone’s looking at you disappointed because they think its your kid

That awkward moment when a waitress drops a drink on your lap, and she tries to help by rubbing your leg and you get hard

that awkward moment when your reading awkward moments and are lol and everyones like WTF

that awkward moment when your teachers ring tone is "Put in your mouth"

that awkward moment when that chick on the computer who was sending you dirty messages is a guy haha happened to someone i know

that awkward moment when your in the movies with your girl and you try the hole in the popcorn trick, and your girl almost tears your d!ck off

 

[Scottoant93Participant]

That awkward moment when your pushing your niece’s stroller and everyone’s looking at you disappointed because they think its your kid

That awkward moment when a waitress drops a drink on your lap, and she tries to help by rubbing your leg and you get hard

that awkward moment when your reading awkward moments and are lol and everyones like WTF

that awkward moment when your teachers ring tone is "Put in your mouth"

that awkward moment when that chick on the computer who was sending you dirty messages is a guy haha happened to someone i know

that awkward moment when your in the movies with your girl and you try the hole in the popcorn trick, and your girl almost tears your d!ck off

 

[aamir543Participant]

That akward moment when you miss the money shot. (And I am not talking about basketball.)

[aamir543Participant]

That akward moment when you miss the money shot. (And I am not talking about basketball.)

[mikeyvthedonParticipant]

The awkward moment when Jeff Van Gundy and Jon Barry would have any form of on-air exchange.

The awkward moment when Stuart Scott made a completely stupid joke about the Bobcats drafting Michael Jordan, than kept trying to explain it and than the entire room went silent.

The awkward moment when Jeff Van Gundy or Jay Bilas would be talking for about 5 minutes after the pick had yet to be announced and we had to sit there and wait for them to finally shut the hell up.

The awkward moment when David Stern says everything he needs to the crowd of people booing him with his eyes.

The awkward moment when Adam Silver gets on stage and the crowd starts telling him to take it off, and he almost does.

The awkward moment when Spike Lee had to try and justify the pick of Iman Shumpert with Chris Singleton still being on the board.

The awkward moment when the draft reached a point where I believe all four broad casters said, "What the hell are we doing here?"

The awkward moment when you realize you have no idea when the draft will be back on TNT, but you REALLY hope it is either soon, or that ESPN brings in Charles Barkley, Ernie Johnson and possibly even Kenny Smith for a one day contract.

The awkward moment when the commissioner/deputy commisioner announces a trade that everyone at or watching the draft already knows about.

The awkward moment where everyone at the draft can hear what is being said over the loud speakers. Hear that Jay Bilas? Josh Smith heard live when you said he had "the most potential of anyone drafted thus far to be a bust" in 2004.

The awkward moment where you actually miss Stephen A. Smith being there, just so we could have the sock puppet mocking him and eating cheese doodles. But, quite frankly, I wish the sock puppet interviewed the recently drafted players rather than Mark Jones. 

[mikeyvthedonParticipant]

The awkward moment when Jeff Van Gundy and Jon Barry would have any form of on-air exchange.

The awkward moment when Stuart Scott made a completely stupid joke about the Bobcats drafting Michael Jordan, than kept trying to explain it and than the entire room went silent.

The awkward moment when Jeff Van Gundy or Jay Bilas would be talking for about 5 minutes after the pick had yet to be announced and we had to sit there and wait for them to finally shut the hell up.

The awkward moment when David Stern says everything he needs to the crowd of people booing him with his eyes.

The awkward moment when Adam Silver gets on stage and the crowd starts telling him to take it off, and he almost does.

The awkward moment when Spike Lee had to try and justify the pick of Iman Shumpert with Chris Singleton still being on the board.

The awkward moment when the draft reached a point where I believe all four broad casters said, "What the hell are we doing here?"

The awkward moment when you realize you have no idea when the draft will be back on TNT, but you REALLY hope it is either soon, or that ESPN brings in Charles Barkley, Ernie Johnson and possibly even Kenny Smith for a one day contract.

The awkward moment when the commissioner/deputy commisioner announces a trade that everyone at or watching the draft already knows about.

The awkward moment where everyone at the draft can hear what is being said over the loud speakers. Hear that Jay Bilas? Josh Smith heard live when you said he had "the most potential of anyone drafted thus far to be a bust" in 2004.

The awkward moment where you actually miss Stephen A. Smith being there, just so we could have the sock puppet mocking him and eating cheese doodles. But, quite frankly, I wish the sock puppet interviewed the recently drafted players rather than Mark Jones. 

[McDunkin]

The awkward moment when Stuart Scott made a completely stupid joke about the Bobcats drafting Michael Jordan, than kept trying to explain it and than the entire room went silent.

Thank you so much for hearing this too. I thought i was thr only one. I think that was the 1st time in my life that i knew millions of people had to be thinking the same thing as me because there was at the most 10 seconds of "moment of silence in honor of ______ death" levels of quietness…then he had to hurry and explain the joke…nobody even gave him a fake laugh/smirk.

[McDunkin]

The awkward moment when Stuart Scott made a completely stupid joke about the Bobcats drafting Michael Jordan, than kept trying to explain it and than the entire room went silent.

Thank you so much for hearing this too. I thought i was thr only one. I think that was the 1st time in my life that i knew millions of people had to be thinking the same thing as me because there was at the most 10 seconds of "moment of silence in honor of ______ death" levels of quietness…then he had to hurry and explain the joke…nobody even gave him a fake laugh/smirk.

[mikeyvthedonParticipant]

That has got to be one of the most AWKWARD moments in ESPN history. ESPN is classic for making jokes about such and such a player helping a team out, and no one seems to kiss @ss more than Stuart. Yes, we get it, the best player in NBA history owns the Charlotte Bobcats. How is them wanting to draft him funny or relevant? Would they clone him to when he was actually the best basketball player in the world? If they wanted a 48 year old wing man, why wouldn’t they draft Tanguy Ngombo? He and Bismack Biyombo would definitely make mini golf days more affordable with their senior discounts. 

Hopefully, they will realize it is time to send Stuart to the glue factory as far as the draft is concerned. As a matter of fact, when Jay Bilas is the strength of your crew, in my mind there are MAJOR issues. Bilas can stay, the other 3 can watch it from home. I mean, heaven forbid we watch a draft without Stuart Scott, Jeff Van Gundy and Jon Barry. Ratings would rumble to All-Time lows! My theory is, they marketed the draft well, and they will get even better ratings if their commentators weren’t awful. I am glad that no one faked laughed at some of there jokes, because they were not even fake funny. 

[mikeyvthedonParticipant]

That has got to be one of the most AWKWARD moments in ESPN history. ESPN is classic for making jokes about such and such a player helping a team out, and no one seems to kiss @ss more than Stuart. Yes, we get it, the best player in NBA history owns the Charlotte Bobcats. How is them wanting to draft him funny or relevant? Would they clone him to when he was actually the best basketball player in the world? If they wanted a 48 year old wing man, why wouldn’t they draft Tanguy Ngombo? He and Bismack Biyombo would definitely make mini golf days more affordable with their senior discounts. 

Hopefully, they will realize it is time to send Stuart to the glue factory as far as the draft is concerned. As a matter of fact, when Jay Bilas is the strength of your crew, in my mind there are MAJOR issues. Bilas can stay, the other 3 can watch it from home. I mean, heaven forbid we watch a draft without Stuart Scott, Jeff Van Gundy and Jon Barry. Ratings would rumble to All-Time lows! My theory is, they marketed the draft well, and they will get even better ratings if their commentators weren’t awful. I am glad that no one faked laughed at some of there jokes, because they were not even fake funny. 

[McDunkin]

well…as someone who couldnt come up with a Favors joke..i cant talk

[McDunkin]

well…as someone who couldnt come up with a Favors joke..i cant talk

[Scottoant93Participant]

That awkward moment when delonte west. lebron james, and gloria james are all on who’s the daddy

that awkward moment when kwame brown and Stephen A smith are in the same cake store

that awkward moment when McChuChu’in cant come up with a joke

 

[Scottoant93Participant]

That awkward moment when delonte west. lebron james, and gloria james are all on who’s the daddy

that awkward moment when kwame brown and Stephen A smith are in the same cake store

that awkward moment when McChuChu’in cant come up with a joke

 

[OrangeJuiceJonesParticipant]

 That awkward moment when you accidently like someone’s status.

That awkward moment when you’re playing pick-up basketball and a guy on the other team suddenly snaps at one of his teammates.

That awkward moment when you take a jumper and hold your form while smiling because you just KNOW it’s gonna go in, only to watch it airball.

That awkward moment when you see two of the exact same water bottles and you don’t know which one is yours.

 

[OrangeJuiceJonesParticipant]

 That awkward moment when you accidently like someone’s status.

That awkward moment when you’re playing pick-up basketball and a guy on the other team suddenly snaps at one of his teammates.

That awkward moment when you take a jumper and hold your form while smiling because you just KNOW it’s gonna go in, only to watch it airball.

That awkward moment when you see two of the exact same water bottles and you don’t know which one is yours.

 

[aamir543Participant]

That tragic moment when your team is down by three, and your team doesn’t think you’re a good three point shooter, but you know you are, so you take the three, it feels good, looks like its going in, you follow your rebound just in case, then the shot misses, and the other team wins. So mad. I spent 3 hours just shooting threes today.

[aamir543Participant]

That tragic moment when your team is down by three, and your team doesn’t think you’re a good three point shooter, but you know you are, so you take the three, it feels good, looks like its going in, you follow your rebound just in case, then the shot misses, and the other team wins. So mad. I spent 3 hours just shooting threes today.

[aamir543Participant]

Yup, coach just told me to focus on my inside game, and midrange J.

Translation-No more threes.

 

[aamir543Participant]

Yup, coach just told me to focus on my inside game, and midrange J.

Translation-No more threes.

 

[Scottoant93Participant]

Hey don’t sweat it man,  You will hit it next time, the best players have a short term memory, meaning they believe that next shot is swishing through the net. Focus on the things your coach told you too, and continue working on your 3s, idk what position you play but nothing worse then guarding a player who can shoot 3s and drive to the basket. Best of Luck man!

[Scottoant93Participant]

Hey don’t sweat it man,  You will hit it next time, the best players have a short term memory, meaning they believe that next shot is swishing through the net. Focus on the things your coach told you too, and continue working on your 3s, idk what position you play but nothing worse then guarding a player who can shoot 3s and drive to the basket. Best of Luck man!

[aamir543Participant]

Thanksfor the support man, I appreciate it. And by the way, I am a big man, which is why for the last four years, I have had coaches telling me no threes. A year ago, my three was money every single time, and the one coach that let me shoot them didn’t regret it, I would generally take one or two open ones a game, and hit at least one per game. Then I got really busy with school, and I had to fast for a month, and I got out of shape and my lost my shooting. But Im working on regaining the touch, and getting stronger. Got a game in a couple days, I’m gonna focus on crashing the offensive boards, and get my respect back, cause I took some pretty bad shots last time.

[aamir543Participant]

Thanksfor the support man, I appreciate it. And by the way, I am a big man, which is why for the last four years, I have had coaches telling me no threes. A year ago, my three was money every single time, and the one coach that let me shoot them didn’t regret it, I would generally take one or two open ones a game, and hit at least one per game. Then I got really busy with school, and I had to fast for a month, and I got out of shape and my lost my shooting. But Im working on regaining the touch, and getting stronger. Got a game in a couple days, I’m gonna focus on crashing the offensive boards, and get my respect back, cause I took some pretty bad shots last time.

[aamir543Participant]

That akward moment when Kwame Brown, Slava Medvendecko and Rahso Nesterovic all go clubbing together, and there they see Stephen A Smith, and they all stare at each other for around 5 minutes, before Stephen A walks away skaking his head  muttering, "scrubs".

[aamir543Participant]

That akward moment when Kwame Brown, Slava Medvendecko and Rahso Nesterovic all go clubbing together, and there they see Stephen A Smith, and they all stare at each other for around 5 minutes, before Stephen A walks away skaking his head  muttering, "scrubs".

[ProudGrandpaParticipant]

Somehow, Rasho Nesterovic doesn’t seem like the "clubbing" type…

[ProudGrandpaParticipant]

Somehow, Rasho Nesterovic doesn’t seem like the "clubbing" type…

[Tongue-Out-Like-23Participant]

The awkward moment when you tell a joke and nobody laughs.

The awkward moment when you don’t text an ugly girl back and she writes on your Facebook asking why you didn’ text her back.

The awkward moment when she tells you she’s got an STD… AFTERWARD.

The awkward moment after Lil B was punched and his friends didn’t help him.

[Tongue-Out-Like-23Participant]

The awkward moment when you tell a joke and nobody laughs.

The awkward moment when you don’t text an ugly girl back and she writes on your Facebook asking why you didn’ text her back.

The awkward moment when she tells you she’s got an STD… AFTERWARD.

The awkward moment after Lil B was punched and his friends didn’t help him.

[ProudGrandpaParticipant]

I think almost all of those^ have been on here already…and non are that funny.

That Awkward Moment when you’re in Wal-mart and you see an Indian couple, the woman is wearing traditional Indian attire, and the dude is wearing a T-shirt that looks about like this:

[ProudGrandpaParticipant]

I think almost all of those^ have been on here already…and non are that funny.

That Awkward Moment when you’re in Wal-mart and you see an Indian couple, the woman is wearing traditional Indian attire, and the dude is wearing a T-shirt that looks about like this:

[omphalosParticipant]

That awkward moment when someone spells awkward wrong despite reading it a million times in this thread.

That awkward moment when you double check how you spelt awkward after reading this post.

That awkward moment when the players ask for the average pay to go from 5 to 7 million the night before the lock-out.

That awkward moment when there’s a lock-out.

That awkward moment when you step in to even numbers for pick-up at the end of practice with the kids you coach and one of them blocks you.

[omphalosParticipant]

That awkward moment when someone spells awkward wrong despite reading it a million times in this thread.

That awkward moment when you double check how you spelt awkward after reading this post.

That awkward moment when the players ask for the average pay to go from 5 to 7 million the night before the lock-out.

That awkward moment when there’s a lock-out.

That awkward moment when you step in to even numbers for pick-up at the end of practice with the kids you coach and one of them blocks you.

[aamir543Participant]

@Proud Grandpa, fine, let’s say they went on a picnic, and Stephen A Smith is riding a bike while eating a lolipop, and there they see each other.

[aamir543Participant]

@Proud Grandpa, fine, let’s say they went on a picnic, and Stephen A Smith is riding a bike while eating a lolipop, and there they see each other.

[ProudGrandpaParticipant]

When’s the last time you saw a black man on a bike? Or eating a lollipop?

[ProudGrandpaParticipant]

When’s the last time you saw a black man on a bike? Or eating a lollipop?

[aamir543Participant]

[aamir543Participant]

[aamir543Participant]

@Proud Grandpa, hey! I am Indian and that  is definatly not true! We shop at Target, not Wall Mart! Get your facts straight!

[aamir543Participant]

@Proud Grandpa, hey! I am Indian and that  is definatly not true! We shop at Target, not Wall Mart! Get your facts straight!

[ProudGrandpaParticipant]

classy

[ProudGrandpaParticipant]

classy

[Tongue-Out-Like-23Participant]

The awkward moment when the guy who tries too hard to be funny and fails miserably, tries to judge other people’s jokes.. SMH

[Tongue-Out-Like-23Participant]

The awkward moment when the guy who tries too hard to be funny and fails miserably, tries to judge other people’s jokes.. SMH

[McDunkin]

That awkward moment

when you say the wrong answer to a question aloud in class confidently. 

 

when you name a file “ghjk” and your computer says a file named “ghjk” already exists. 

 

when you find out the kids not yours at his bday party

 

when James Earl Jones tells Samuel L. Jackson he’ll never be Morgan Freeman.

 

when Dora the Explorer discovers Google Maps.

 

When you log into NBADraft.net at a friends house and the add at the top is for a gay dating site.

when you think something is hilarious but nobody else seems to know what you’re talking about 

when you’ve been saying “human bean” for 16 years instead of “human being”

when you’ve already said “what?” three times and still have no idea what the person said, so you just agree. 

When you create a thread and try to keep it alive but know darn well you are out of ideas….

[McDunkin]

That awkward moment

when you say the wrong answer to a question aloud in class confidently. 

 

when you name a file “ghjk” and your computer says a file named “ghjk” already exists. 

 

when you find out the kids not yours at his bday party

 

when James Earl Jones tells Samuel L. Jackson he’ll never be Morgan Freeman.

 

when Dora the Explorer discovers Google Maps.

 

When you log into NBADraft.net at a friends house and the add at the top is for a gay dating site.

when you think something is hilarious but nobody else seems to know what you’re talking about 

when you’ve been saying “human bean” for 16 years instead of “human being”

when you’ve already said “what?” three times and still have no idea what the person said, so you just agree. 

When you create a thread and try to keep it alive but know darn well you are out of ideas….

[Scottoant93Participant]

That awkward moment when your so drunk you piss in the sink because you think its the toilet

that awkward moment when you type penis as your password and it says error not long enough

that awkward moment when your girlfriend goes missing 30 min. after she left your house

that awkward moment when your gf gives you a bj and chokes on your &$#%#&@!z

that awkward moment when you don’t remember having sex, but realize you’re not a virgin

That awkward moment when its silent in class and some stupid kid yells , "WHYD IT GET SO QUIET?"

that awkward when you are kissing grandma and she slips you the tongue

the awkward moment when you catch me porking your mother

That awkward moment when you step into your closet and you don’t go to Narnia

That awkward moment when you tell her to make you a sandwich and she says no

That awkward moment where your rubbing something off the front of your pants, only to realize that a lot of people are staring at you as your rub your crotch furiously.

That awkward moment when Bruno Mars says that he will die in various excruciating ways for you

That awkward moment when Hitler looks at his gas bill

The awkward moment when two pedophiles talk to eachother on facebook pretending to be kids and agree to meet up somewhere

That awkward moment when you say your mom and the person takes it seriously.

 

 

[Scottoant93Participant]

That awkward moment when your so drunk you piss in the sink because you think its the toilet

that awkward moment when you type penis as your password and it says error not long enough

that awkward moment when your girlfriend goes missing 30 min. after she left your house

that awkward moment when your gf gives you a bj and chokes on your &$#%#&@!z

that awkward moment when you don’t remember having sex, but realize you’re not a virgin

That awkward moment when its silent in class and some stupid kid yells , "WHYD IT GET SO QUIET?"

that awkward when you are kissing grandma and she slips you the tongue

the awkward moment when you catch me porking your mother

That awkward moment when you step into your closet and you don’t go to Narnia

That awkward moment when you tell her to make you a sandwich and she says no

That awkward moment where your rubbing something off the front of your pants, only to realize that a lot of people are staring at you as your rub your crotch furiously.

That awkward moment when Bruno Mars says that he will die in various excruciating ways for you

That awkward moment when Hitler looks at his gas bill

The awkward moment when two pedophiles talk to eachother on facebook pretending to be kids and agree to meet up somewhere

That awkward moment when you say your mom and the person takes it seriously.

 

 

[omphalosParticipant]

^ ^ ^ I had to chuckle at the Bruno Mars one (hate that dude’s music so much), and the Narnia one. Well done sir.

[omphalosParticipant]

^ ^ ^ I had to chuckle at the Bruno Mars one (hate that dude’s music so much), and the Narnia one. Well done sir.

[aamir543Participant]

@Scottoant, that was really good, but I didn’t get the Hitler one?

[aamir543Participant]

@Scottoant, that was really good, but I didn’t get the Hitler one?

[Scottoant93Participant]

That awkward moment when based god comes out of the closet

that awkward moment when your in a store and there is a 5 year old screaming and cursing at he parents and you know if you pulled that stunt you would get your a$$ kicked

that awkward moment when you little kids with those shoes that have roller blades, and you just trip them and walk off like you didn’t do anything

that awkward moment when your ex is screwing another guy and says your name as she’s comin… winning

that awkward moment when someone pees in the pool and the water turns blue

that awkward moment when you predict the world is gonna end so you spend all your life savings only

that awkward moment when someone calls for you and you pretend to be someone else

that awkward moment when your waiting for mcbased to change the topic of this thread because you ran of awkward moments for time being

[Scottoant93Participant]

That awkward moment when based god comes out of the closet

that awkward moment when your in a store and there is a 5 year old screaming and cursing at he parents and you know if you pulled that stunt you would get your a$$ kicked

that awkward moment when you little kids with those shoes that have roller blades, and you just trip them and walk off like you didn’t do anything

that awkward moment when your ex is screwing another guy and says your name as she’s comin… winning

that awkward moment when someone pees in the pool and the water turns blue

that awkward moment when you predict the world is gonna end so you spend all your life savings only

that awkward moment when someone calls for you and you pretend to be someone else

that awkward moment when your waiting for mcbased to change the topic of this thread because you ran of awkward moments for time being

[Scottoant93Participant]

Hitler used gas chambers to kill a massive amount of jews… in according to the joke he would be pissed because its extremely high

[Scottoant93Participant]

Hitler used gas chambers to kill a massive amount of jews… in according to the joke he would be pissed because its extremely high

[aamir543Participant]

Thanks man, I just took Modern World this Spring, and learned all about that, I should have gotton that one.

[aamir543Participant]

Thanks man, I just took Modern World this Spring, and learned all about that, I should have gotton that one.

[McDunkin]

That awkward moment when you watch a horror movie in the daytime and its not even that scary…but when you wake up and have to use the bathroom at 3 A.M. you have to turn on every light on the way there and back.

That awkward moment when you cant sleep and get on NBADraft.net and see you are the only one online and feel kind of lonely.

That awkward moment when you show up to a pool party knowing that you cant swim.

[McDunkin]

That awkward moment when you watch a horror movie in the daytime and its not even that scary…but when you wake up and have to use the bathroom at 3 A.M. you have to turn on every light on the way there and back.

That awkward moment when you cant sleep and get on NBADraft.net and see you are the only one online and feel kind of lonely.

That awkward moment when you show up to a pool party knowing that you cant swim.

[TRC1991Participant]

that awkward moment where you’re caught masterbating by your mom

[TRC1991Participant]

that awkward moment where you’re caught masterbating by your mom

[rileymcshea3Participant]

 That awkward moment when you have been reading an awkard moment thread for over 30 minutes and you just now realize its not "the awkward moment"

That awkward moment someone tells a fat joke and then everybody looks at the chubby kid saying"Dont worry man your not fat "

That awkward moment you get a boner infront of your girlfriend to get stuff going ,but she simply laughs at it

That awkward moment your sexting your girlfriend and a family members ask to borrow your phone

That awkward moment when a douche bag (that thinks your really cool) messages you on facebook saying "saying we need to hang out soon"

That awkward moment your dad trys to act gangster to be funny when its not funny at all

That awkward moment you play a pickup game against these 40 year old "X" players that think there good and you just absolutey destroy them without even trying and your just 15

That awkward moment you play a pick up game and tell your teammates your wet then for some reason that one day you cant hit any shots

 

[rileymcshea3Participant]

 That awkward moment when you have been reading an awkard moment thread for over 30 minutes and you just now realize its not "the awkward moment"

That awkward moment someone tells a fat joke and then everybody looks at the chubby kid saying"Dont worry man your not fat "

That awkward moment you get a boner infront of your girlfriend to get stuff going ,but she simply laughs at it

That awkward moment your sexting your girlfriend and a family members ask to borrow your phone

That awkward moment when a douche bag (that thinks your really cool) messages you on facebook saying "saying we need to hang out soon"

That awkward moment your dad trys to act gangster to be funny when its not funny at all

That awkward moment you play a pickup game against these 40 year old "X" players that think there good and you just absolutey destroy them without even trying and your just 15

That awkward moment you play a pick up game and tell your teammates your wet then for some reason that one day you cant hit any shots

 

[rileymcshea3Participant]

 That awkward moment you think you told the funniest joke ever because your friend is laughing ridiculously hard then you realize he didnt hear a word you said and he is just laughing at something that happened to behind you

[rileymcshea3Participant]

 That awkward moment you think you told the funniest joke ever because your friend is laughing ridiculously hard then you realize he didnt hear a word you said and he is just laughing at something that happened to behind you

[rileymcshea3Participant]

 That awkward moment you see a commercial and think Wow that looks like a great movie then your friend says "that movie looks so gay dont you think"?

Suprised i havent heard this one but That awkward moment you walk into the girls bathroom

That awkward moment that little 5’4 kid that has never touched a basketball before ask you if you think he will make the basketball team because your like his hero but you dont wanna hurt his feeling

That awkward moment your on your Iphone while your poorfriend(that parents just lost therejobs) looks at you with sadness

[rileymcshea3Participant]

 That awkward moment you see a commercial and think Wow that looks like a great movie then your friend says "that movie looks so gay dont you think"?

Suprised i havent heard this one but That awkward moment you walk into the girls bathroom

That awkward moment that little 5’4 kid that has never touched a basketball before ask you if you think he will make the basketball team because your like his hero but you dont wanna hurt his feeling

That awkward moment your on your Iphone while your poorfriend(that parents just lost therejobs) looks at you with sadness

[rileymcshea3Participant]

 That awkward moment you make 3 post in a row that could have been put into one and now yout making a 4th …

[rileymcshea3Participant]

 That awkward moment you make 3 post in a row that could have been put into one and now yout making a 4th …

[Scottoant93Participant]

that awkward moment when your trying to open your door for 30 minutes using your keys only to find out it was already unlocked

that awkward moment when your driving and you stall out in the middle of the road and everyone is honking at you

that awkward moment when you walk in on a girl you know when she’s getting undressed and the whole entire day you can’t talk to her without babblin.

that awkward moment when you have a headache and one of your friends gives you a pill saying you will feel better and you start trippin

that awkward moment when you friend asks you to pee in a bag so he can pass his drug test

that awkward moment when everyone is suprised that amy whinehouse od and died

that awkward moment when someone who you hated asks you to be a friend on facebook

that awkward moment when you realize you really don’t fit in with the crowd you hangout with

that awkward moment when someone asks you a thousand questions so they can find out something when they could simply just ask what they want to know and you would glady answer them

that awkward moment your peeing and the guy next to you won’t stop staring at your dick

that awkward moment your pissed so you storm out the room, slaming the door hard as hell only to come back because you forgot something

that awkward moment when your at store and you start speaking a different language to your family and everyone in the store starts staring ar you

 

[Scottoant93Participant]

that awkward moment when your trying to open your door for 30 minutes using your keys only to find out it was already unlocked

that awkward moment when your driving and you stall out in the middle of the road and everyone is honking at you

that awkward moment when you walk in on a girl you know when she’s getting undressed and the whole entire day you can’t talk to her without babblin.

that awkward moment when you have a headache and one of your friends gives you a pill saying you will feel better and you start trippin

that awkward moment when you friend asks you to pee in a bag so he can pass his drug test

that awkward moment when everyone is suprised that amy whinehouse od and died

that awkward moment when someone who you hated asks you to be a friend on facebook

that awkward moment when you realize you really don’t fit in with the crowd you hangout with

that awkward moment when someone asks you a thousand questions so they can find out something when they could simply just ask what they want to know and you would glady answer them

that awkward moment your peeing and the guy next to you won’t stop staring at your dick

that awkward moment your pissed so you storm out the room, slaming the door hard as hell only to come back because you forgot something

that awkward moment when your at store and you start speaking a different language to your family and everyone in the store starts staring ar you

 

[McDunkin]

That awkward moment when Jonathan Givony had to read his essay on photosynthesis in front of the class.

 

[McDunkin]

That awkward moment when Jonathan Givony had to read his essay on photosynthesis in front of the class.

 

[Scottoant93Participant]

that awkward moment when theres a horrible smell in the room and your paranoid its you even though its not

that awkward moment when your sitting next to a kid who is sleeping and he is drooling  all over the desk

that awkward moment when your over a friends house and you find a dildo in his parents bedroom

that awkward moment when a ugly fat chick is wearing shorts with the word cute written on her A$$

that awkward moment when you sleep with a girl and the next day you find out that it’s the bosses’ daughter

that awkward moment when craig sager doesn’t dress like a douche

that awkward moment when Jonathan Givony is a complete fruitcake

that awkward when you have a party and no one shows up

that awkward moment when your taking a dump and it smells so bad you wanna throw up

 

 

[Scottoant93Participant]

that awkward moment when theres a horrible smell in the room and your paranoid its you even though its not

that awkward moment when your sitting next to a kid who is sleeping and he is drooling  all over the desk

that awkward moment when your over a friends house and you find a dildo in his parents bedroom

that awkward moment when a ugly fat chick is wearing shorts with the word cute written on her A$$

that awkward moment when you sleep with a girl and the next day you find out that it’s the bosses’ daughter

that awkward moment when craig sager doesn’t dress like a douche

that awkward moment when Jonathan Givony is a complete fruitcake

that awkward when you have a party and no one shows up

that awkward moment when your taking a dump and it smells so bad you wanna throw up

 

 

[aamir543Participant]

That akward moment when you think your grandpa is staring at you, so you stare back, but he is actually doing neck excercises.

[aamir543Participant]

That akward moment when you think your grandpa is staring at you, so you stare back, but he is actually doing neck excercises.

[aamir543Participant]

That akward moment when you think your grandpa is staring at you, so you stare back, but he is actually doing neck excercises.

[aamir543Participant]

That akward moment when you are drafting your fantasy football team, and you accidently bid 135 dollars for Maurice Drew Jones.

Same thing happened with Matt Latos in Baseball.

[aamir543Participant]

That akward moment when you are drafting your fantasy football team, and you accidently bid 135 dollars for Maurice Drew Jones.

Same thing happened with Matt Latos in Baseball.

[aamir543Participant]

That akward moment when you are drafting your fantasy football team, and you accidently bid 135 dollars for Maurice Drew Jones.

Same thing happened with Matt Latos in Baseball.

[McDunkin]

That awkward moment when Rapunzel tries to whip her hair back and forth

 

That awkward moment when Obama interrupts a vital moment in Ashley’s love life to talk about the national deficit

That awkward moment when you find out your toys have made three movies behind your back.

That awkward moment when you see a 3rd grader with a better phone than you.

That awkward moment when you’re not sure if you put on deodorant

That awkward moment when you attempt to defend Lil B

That awkward moment when you get a friend request from your parents.

That awkward moment when you think you’re doing well at Mario Kart until you realize you’re really looking at your friend’s screen.

That awkward moment when you realize in the pokemon world a salamander evolves into a chameleon and then to a lizard.

 

That awkward moment when you put a dish in the sink while someone is washing them.
 

[McDunkin]

That awkward moment when Rapunzel tries to whip her hair back and forth

 

That awkward moment when Obama interrupts a vital moment in Ashley’s love life to talk about the national deficit

That awkward moment when you find out your toys have made three movies behind your back.

That awkward moment when you see a 3rd grader with a better phone than you.

That awkward moment when you’re not sure if you put on deodorant

That awkward moment when you attempt to defend Lil B

That awkward moment when you get a friend request from your parents.

That awkward moment when you think you’re doing well at Mario Kart until you realize you’re really looking at your friend’s screen.

That awkward moment when you realize in the pokemon world a salamander evolves into a chameleon and then to a lizard.

 

That awkward moment when you put a dish in the sink while someone is washing them.
 

[McDunkin]

That awkward moment when Rapunzel tries to whip her hair back and forth

 

That awkward moment when Obama interrupts a vital moment in Ashley’s love life to talk about the national deficit

That awkward moment when you find out your toys have made three movies behind your back.

That awkward moment when you see a 3rd grader with a better phone than you.

That awkward moment when you’re not sure if you put on deodorant

That awkward moment when you attempt to defend Lil B

That awkward moment when you get a friend request from your parents.

That awkward moment when you think you’re doing well at Mario Kart until you realize you’re really looking at your friend’s screen.

That awkward moment when you realize in the pokemon world a salamander evolves into a chameleon and then to a lizard.

 

That awkward moment when you put a dish in the sink while someone is washing them.
 

[jangooleParticipant]

Based on the need, they are colored in red, blonde, brown, and even hues such as pink, green, purple and blue. In the weft hair extensions for giving hue to the natural weaving hair, Indian chocolate hair weave are opted more due to the natural velvetiness they give.

[jangooleParticipant]

Based on the need, they are colored in red, blonde, brown, and even hues such as pink, green, purple and blue. In the weft hair extensions for giving hue to the natural weaving hair, Indian chocolate hair weave are opted more due to the natural velvetiness they give.

[jangooleParticipant]

Based on the need, they are colored in red, blonde, brown, and even hues such as pink, green, purple and blue. In the weft hair extensions for giving hue to the natural weaving hair, Indian chocolate hair weave are opted more due to the natural velvetiness they give.

[adamsc14Participant]

The awkward moment when you are getting a physical from a hot nurse.

[adamsc14Participant]

The awkward moment when you are getting a physical from a hot nurse.

[adamsc14Participant]

The awkward moment when you are getting a physical from a hot nurse.

[McDunkin]

That awkward moment when someone asks you what’s wrong, when they’re the problem.

The awkward moment as you’re standing there as your friend talks to someone you don’t know!

That awkward moment when your Facebook status gets no "likes"….

That awkward moment. When you`re yelling at someone and you mess up a word.

The awkward moment when you’re at your friends house and your friend is getting yelled at so you just stand there and pet the dog

The awkward moment when someone’s zipper is down & you don’t know whether to tell, because you can’t explain why you were looking that low.

The awkward moment when you check the price tag… and sadly, go away

That awkward moment when you have to make up an excuse to not hang out with someone because you’d rather chill at home.

The awkward moment when you understand something after the test.

That awkward moment when someone you don’t know adds you on Facebook and they message you asking who you are. B*tch, you added me!

That awkward moment when a couple of guys (who are up to no good), start making trouble in your neighborhood. You get in one little fight and your mom gets scared, and says “You’re moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air.”
 

[McDunkin]

That awkward moment when someone asks you what’s wrong, when they’re the problem.

The awkward moment as you’re standing there as your friend talks to someone you don’t know!

That awkward moment when your Facebook status gets no "likes"….

That awkward moment. When you`re yelling at someone and you mess up a word.

The awkward moment when you’re at your friends house and your friend is getting yelled at so you just stand there and pet the dog

The awkward moment when someone’s zipper is down & you don’t know whether to tell, because you can’t explain why you were looking that low.

The awkward moment when you check the price tag… and sadly, go away

That awkward moment when you have to make up an excuse to not hang out with someone because you’d rather chill at home.

The awkward moment when you understand something after the test.

That awkward moment when someone you don’t know adds you on Facebook and they message you asking who you are. B*tch, you added me!

That awkward moment when a couple of guys (who are up to no good), start making trouble in your neighborhood. You get in one little fight and your mom gets scared, and says “You’re moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air.”
 

[McDunkin]

That awkward moment when someone asks you what’s wrong, when they’re the problem.

The awkward moment as you’re standing there as your friend talks to someone you don’t know!

That awkward moment when your Facebook status gets no "likes"….

That awkward moment. When you`re yelling at someone and you mess up a word.

The awkward moment when you’re at your friends house and your friend is getting yelled at so you just stand there and pet the dog

The awkward moment when someone’s zipper is down & you don’t know whether to tell, because you can’t explain why you were looking that low.

The awkward moment when you check the price tag… and sadly, go away

That awkward moment when you have to make up an excuse to not hang out with someone because you’d rather chill at home.

The awkward moment when you understand something after the test.

That awkward moment when someone you don’t know adds you on Facebook and they message you asking who you are. B*tch, you added me!

That awkward moment when a couple of guys (who are up to no good), start making trouble in your neighborhood. You get in one little fight and your mom gets scared, and says “You’re moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air.”
 

[PrecociousNeophyteParticipant]

 That awkward moment when you are watching TV with a girl and get up to go take a sh*t. Then, you realize while your walking out of the bathroom that it smells really bad and five minutes later that the girl is getting up to go the the bathroom.

That awkward moment when you go to a new gas station to pump gas and do not know how to work that machine to pump and pay for the gas and feel pressure because you feel like everyone is looking at you.

[PrecociousNeophyteParticipant]

 That awkward moment when you are watching TV with a girl and get up to go take a sh*t. Then, you realize while your walking out of the bathroom that it smells really bad and five minutes later that the girl is getting up to go the the bathroom.

That awkward moment when you go to a new gas station to pump gas and do not know how to work that machine to pump and pay for the gas and feel pressure because you feel like everyone is looking at you.

[PrecociousNeophyteParticipant]

 That awkward moment when you are watching TV with a girl and get up to go take a sh*t. Then, you realize while your walking out of the bathroom that it smells really bad and five minutes later that the girl is getting up to go the the bathroom.

That awkward moment when you go to a new gas station to pump gas and do not know how to work that machine to pump and pay for the gas and feel pressure because you feel like everyone is looking at you.

[Scottoant93Participant]

that awkward moment when you have sex with a girl only to find out she had slept with your brother too at some point

that awkward moment when your walking your dog, and a hot girl jogs by and you get her attention just as your dog is taking a sh!t

that awkward moment when you come up with an idea and no one likes it but then another person says the same thing and all of a sudden everyone loves it

that awkward moment when your telling a story or talking about something and someone just talks over you and everyone starts listening to them instead

that awkward moment when you dress in normal clothes for an interview and everyone else is dressed up and you don’t get the job

that awkward moment when you dressup for an interview, and when you arrive everyone is dressed in normal clothes and you still dont get the job…F#$K

that awkward moment when you go to apply for college and they won’t let you in because your from a different country even though your legal, and when you walk out of the admission office you see a sign saying YOUR ACCEPTENCE WILL NOT BE BASED ON RACE OR COUNTRY OF ORGIN

that awkward moment when you take a test and you say you aced that sh!t only to find out you failed

that awkward moment when you give your friend a ride and they try to give you a driving lesson

that awkward moment when someone asks you for help and they keep telling you your doing it wrong even though your not and you wonder why they asked for your help in the first place

that awkward moment when your talking to someone and they try to one up you on everything

that awkward moment when your a little kid and everyone tells you you can be whatever you want, then you get older and everyone tries to sh!t on your dreams

[Scottoant93Participant]

that awkward moment when you have sex with a girl only to find out she had slept with your brother too at some point

that awkward moment when your walking your dog, and a hot girl jogs by and you get her attention just as your dog is taking a sh!t

that awkward moment when you come up with an idea and no one likes it but then another person says the same thing and all of a sudden everyone loves it

that awkward moment when your telling a story or talking about something and someone just talks over you and everyone starts listening to them instead

that awkward moment when you dress in normal clothes for an interview and everyone else is dressed up and you don’t get the job

that awkward moment when you dressup for an interview, and when you arrive everyone is dressed in normal clothes and you still dont get the job…F#$K

that awkward moment when you go to apply for college and they won’t let you in because your from a different country even though your legal, and when you walk out of the admission office you see a sign saying YOUR ACCEPTENCE WILL NOT BE BASED ON RACE OR COUNTRY OF ORGIN

that awkward moment when you take a test and you say you aced that sh!t only to find out you failed

that awkward moment when you give your friend a ride and they try to give you a driving lesson

that awkward moment when someone asks you for help and they keep telling you your doing it wrong even though your not and you wonder why they asked for your help in the first place

that awkward moment when your talking to someone and they try to one up you on everything

that awkward moment when your a little kid and everyone tells you you can be whatever you want, then you get older and everyone tries to sh!t on your dreams

[Scottoant93Participant]

that awkward moment when you have sex with a girl only to find out she had slept with your brother too at some point

that awkward moment when your walking your dog, and a hot girl jogs by and you get her attention just as your dog is taking a sh!t

that awkward moment when you come up with an idea and no one likes it but then another person says the same thing and all of a sudden everyone loves it

that awkward moment when your telling a story or talking about something and someone just talks over you and everyone starts listening to them instead

that awkward moment when you dress in normal clothes for an interview and everyone else is dressed up and you don’t get the job

that awkward moment when you dressup for an interview, and when you arrive everyone is dressed in normal clothes and you still dont get the job…F#$K

that awkward moment when you go to apply for college and they won’t let you in because your from a different country even though your legal, and when you walk out of the admission office you see a sign saying YOUR ACCEPTENCE WILL NOT BE BASED ON RACE OR COUNTRY OF ORGIN

that awkward moment when you take a test and you say you aced that sh!t only to find out you failed

that awkward moment when you give your friend a ride and they try to give you a driving lesson

that awkward moment when someone asks you for help and they keep telling you your doing it wrong even though your not and you wonder why they asked for your help in the first place

that awkward moment when your talking to someone and they try to one up you on everything

that awkward moment when your a little kid and everyone tells you you can be whatever you want, then you get older and everyone tries to sh!t on your dreams

[omphalosParticipant]

That awkward moment when a marathon runner is giving high-fives to the people before you as he goes past, but you put your hand out too late and he ignores it.

There was a race with 42,000 people that went past my house on the weekend and this happened at least 5 times.

Also, love the Fresh Prince reference.

 

[omphalosParticipant]

That awkward moment when a marathon runner is giving high-fives to the people before you as he goes past, but you put your hand out too late and he ignores it.

There was a race with 42,000 people that went past my house on the weekend and this happened at least 5 times.

Also, love the Fresh Prince reference.

 

[omphalosParticipant]

That awkward moment when a marathon runner is giving high-fives to the people before you as he goes past, but you put your hand out too late and he ignores it.

There was a race with 42,000 people that went past my house on the weekend and this happened at least 5 times.

Also, love the Fresh Prince reference.

 

[PrecociousNeophyteParticipant]

 That awkward moment when you walk out of a store and the alarm beeps, even though you didn’t steal anything.

[PrecociousNeophyteParticipant]

 That awkward moment when you walk out of a store and the alarm beeps, even though you didn’t steal anything.

[PrecociousNeophyteParticipant]

 That awkward moment when you walk out of a store and the alarm beeps, even though you didn’t steal anything.

[aamir543Participant]

That akward moment when you go to a water park, and you feel like the Token "Lost Indian people at a water park" of the hour.

[aamir543Participant]

That akward moment when you go to a water park, and you feel like the Token "Lost Indian people at a water park" of the hour.

[aamir543Participant]

That akward moment when you go to a water park, and you feel like the Token "Lost Indian people at a water park" of the hour.

[McDunkin]

That awkward moment when your in the gym locker room and some old dude gets naked.

 

 

That awkward moment when you attempt to hold the door open for someone but your hand slips and the door hits them.

 

 

That awkward moment when you hold the door for someone who’s walking super slow and you sit there holding the door open for what feels like 10 minutes.

When youre watching tv with family flipping through the guide and it gets stuck on one of the p0rn0 channels for a brief moment

 

That awkward moment when you see someone you’ve know since you were kids but decide not to say hello.

 

That awkward moment you see someone you haven’t seen in months and you’re wearing the same outfit you was wearing the last time you saw them.

That awkward moment when everybody at a 4way stop stops at the same time and nobody knows when to go.
 

 

That awkward moment when you finish a test early and don’t wanna turn it in first so you sit there staring at it, but when you finally stand up to turn it in, a group of people stand up and turn it in the same time as you do..

 

[Scottoant93Participant]

The awkward moment when you go into a sperm bank and the girl you like works there

The awkward moment when you try to do a kickflip on a skateboard and the board doesn’t come up when you jump, so you bust your a$$ on you land on it

That awkward moment when you eat cheetos and the cheese is stuck all in your teeth

that awkward moment when you have to go through all these awkward moments to make sure no one said your awkward moment

that awkward moment when flynt flossy says something relative

that awkward moment when your girlfriend tells you, you can act out any scene in any movie, and she looks in horror as you say "THIS IS SPARTA" and kick her down the stairs

that awkward moment when the guy you just hit is a woman

that awkward moment when Meta World Peace gets in a fight

that awkward moment when firefox says well this is embarrassing when it froze on a porn video

that awkward moment when a prius tries to race you… and wins because you ran out of gas haha

that awkward moment when your online and are wandering where everyone is and then you realize its 5am

that awkward moment when you log in and logut out of facebook every 5 minutes, just because your bored

that awkward moment when hitler realized he was gay and jewish

[aamir543Participant]

That akward moment when you’re sitting in class, and all of a sudden everyone starts to stare at you, and then you realize that there is blood dripping from your arm and it’s all over the floor.

That akward moment when you’re waking up and look at the clock, and think" Sh!t, gotta wake up for school", and then realize it’s Saturday.

 

[OrangeJuiceJonesParticipant]

 That awkward moment when you walk out of a store and the alarm malfunctions, but everyone thinks that you took something because you’re black.

That awkward moment when you show up to class after skipping for a week straight.

That awkward moment when a girl unexpectedly reaches out for a hug.

That awkward moment when a girl that you like keeps touching you, but you’re afraid of making a move because all of her friends are around.

That awkward moment when you’re trying to make plans with a girl on Facebook, and she signs out without telling you beforehand.

That awkward moment when you’re taking a shower, and a girl comes in the bathroom and strikes up a casual conversation with you.

That awkward moment when you’re in the cafeteria, and you have to decide from 4 choices which table to eat at.

That awkward moment when you lock yourself out of your room at 2 a.m, and someone asks you to play beer pong instead of helping you get back in your room.

That awkward moment when you have to ask campus police to unlock your door, but you reek of alcohol.

That awkward moment when a girl you don’t know barges in your room and hides in your closet, and the only thing you care about is the fact that your room is dirty.

That awkward moment when you mess up someone’s mailbox by putting in your combination over and over again.

That awkward moment when you accidentally join a flag football league, and the manager of the team sends you an angry e-mail because you missed a team meeting without warning him.

That awkward moment when you half-ass an essay, but you get it back and see an A at the top of your paper.

That awkward moment when you order a basketball pump and get AAA batteries instead.

That awkward moment when you go visit a girl because you’re finally ready to ask her out, but you find out that she went home for the weekend.

That awkward moment when you realize that your professor is teaching straight from the textbook. 

That awkward moment when you hang out with people who are high and wonder what the hell they’re laughing at.

That awkward moment when your R.A is nice enough to wake you up so that you don’t miss class, and the only thing you wanna do is throw a sandal at him for disturbing your deep slumber.

That awkward moment when a friend from home visits, sees the girls you’ve been hanging out with, and says, "Pick one."

 

 

 

[Malik-UniversalParticipant]

 this shit is not my fault… okay??? is that clear???

awkard moment when ur in math class and this kinda cute chick is looking at you and u know it, so u look back only to see she wont look away for some reason

akward moment when the same kinda cute chick in ur math class looks at u again and u know u it, so u look back again to see she still wont look away for some reason

the akward moment when u turn away first

awkard moment when u enter into a classroom on the first day of college to see the whole class full and that isnt ur class becuz u have to wait another 10 min. for ur class to start, but i didnt know that

akward moment when u say a joke in class but no one laughs until the last second

akward moment when ur jacking off and ur door is closed but someone opens it without knocking and u almost get caught beating off ( i probably have the quicket reaction time in that situation)

akward moment when that same kinda cute chick asks u if a 79.7 percent is a c plus or a c… WHAT THE FUCK DID U THINK??

awkward moment when class is done and that same kinda cute chick walks out of class with u only to see her stop and check her phone… btw, i kept walking…

i kinda ran out…

[Malik-UniversalParticipant]

 meant to say ran out of real life situations… not out of the classroom

[Scottoant93Participant]

That awkward moment when universal is yelling at you and you don’t know why

That awkward moment when a girl drops her pencil on the floor, and you pick it up to give it to her, and she says it not hers

That awkward moment when you a waiter and ask for someone’s id and they start yelling at you claiming to be old enough to be your dad, but your boss told you to id everyone

That awkward moment when your watching a horror movie and your best friend screams like a girl when someone is getting killed, even though its not gory or scarey

That awkward moment of sitting through the first half of any paranormal activity wandering why the hell you paid $15 some dumb@sses video tape themselves, only to see some cheesy acting the other half.

That awkward moment when some random girl in front of you turns around and smacks you for no reason because some touched her a$$ but it wasn’t even you

That awkward moment when you have to give a presentation, and your shaking so much that you can’t even read your paper

That awkward moment when you have to really go to the bathroom, but someone won’t stop talking to you and you don’t want to be rude

That awkward moment when you get out of class, and head to your car only to see someone leaning on it, and you don’t know what to do so you just get in your car and drive off causing them to fall

That awkward moment when you see that person who was leaning on your car the next day

That awkward moment when someone puts a dent in your car on purpose just to be an @sshole, and you just pop it back in place in front of them and drive off like nothing happened

That awkward moment when your a camera man, and you trip over yourself on live tv(yeah i talking about tex-tb game)

That awkward moment when its the fourth quarter and your team has a big league only to see them blow it

That awkward moment when you get pulled over for driving toooooo slowwwww

 

[Malik-UniversalParticipant]

"That awkward moment when universal is yelling at you and you don’t know why"

ahahhaha…i wasnt trying to have a yelling voice haha

[Scottoant93Participant]

^^^ haha i didn’t know who it was directed to so i just made it an awkward moment…. I have one more awkward moment

That awkward moment when you reread your posts and realize you should really proofread them before submitting because even you can’t understand wtf your saying..lol

[ProudGrandpaParticipant]

You have to explain to your mom why your older brother’s yearbook was in the bathroom cabinet

[Malik-UniversalParticipant]

 akward moment when ur gnna see a tutor and when a pretty hot chick who i thought was the tutor is walking towards me to help me (or so i thought), and u say hi likes its ur tutor and when she walks right by you, then some plain jane asks u to take a seat at the other table cuz shes ur tutor, not the hot one…

yeah, this actually happened…

FUCK

[aamir543Participant]

That awkward moment when you realize that somehow your shoe size still manages to keep up with your age.

That awkward moment when you actually realize how light hyperdunks actually are.

[McDunkin]

That awkward moment when someone deletes their comment on facebook and you look like you’re talking to yourself

 

That awkward moment when Chris Brown see’s a girl and says ”I’d hit that”

 

That awkward moment when you find out that the 9 year old girl you adopted from a questionable orphanage is the spawn of satan

 

That awkward moment when you’re hanging with MC hammer and he won’t let you touch anything

 

That awkward moment when it’s Peanut Butter Jelly Time and you’re allergic to peanut butter

 

 

That awkward moment when you realize you’re chewing on a borrowed pencil

 

That awkward when you read “moment” yet it wasn’t even there.

 

That awkward moment when Krillin and the gang just say f%^& it and make Goku fight first

 

That awkward moment when your girlfriend wants you to go on the ‘Maury’ show with her.

 

That awkward moment when you get in trouble for bringing guns to school, when all you did was wear a muscle shirt.

 

That awkward moment when you  get a friend request from a girl but she is a REAL LILB FAN (exLisaBASEDB*#chJohnson)

That awkward moment when you ask Wiz Khalifa what color a bee is

That awkward moment when your shirt looks perfectly fine in the mirror but the second you step outside its wrinkled/covered in lint/ a whole different shade of than you thought it was.

That awkward moment when Vegeta sees Goku’s power level at over 9000

The awkward moment when Ash doesnt choose Pikachu

That awkward moment when Cee Lo Green forgets you

That awkward moment when MikeyV does the cook to every Oregon touchdown

 

 

[M-DYMESParticipant]

That awkward moment when you realize McBased gets his material for this thread from another website…

http://thatawkwardmoment.net/

[McDunkin]

That awkward moment when its true.

Anything to keep this thread alive…all of my material is stolen..WizKid is my ghostwriter

[M-DYMESParticipant]

That awkward moment when the professor hands out candy corn and the girl next to you asks you if you want hers and the first thing that comes to mind is "no, but in the spirit of the holiday can I have a blumpkin?"

That awkward moment when you realize light beer tastes like piss but you’ve had 8 of them.

That awkward moment when you take you gf to plan parenthood, she gets the Depo-shot, you go in raw about 4 hours later, she’s late, you call them back and they say the shot doesn’t go into effect until about 3 days later.

That awkward moment when your craving bball so bad that you put a game of 2k12 on cpu v cpu to watch while u study and type on nbadraft.net

That awkward moment when you forget your zip code when asked by the fine ass cashier. 

 

 

 

 

[M-DYMESParticipant]

That awkward moment when you just thought that McBased’s lifestyle was just that fuckin crazy. 

[Scottoant93Participant]

that awkward moment when you say f@ck it and keep this thread going

that awkward moment when mcbased gets a negative

that awkward moment when your playing "fast lane" by bad meets evil and your only going 20mph

that awkward moment a stripper is giving you a lap dance and you throw up all over her

that awkward moment when the person you want to fight always has atleast 3 friends that follow him everywhere

that awkward  moment when you sleep with your hot teacher and get an F on the test

that awkward moment when people says is not personal, its business

that awkward moment when your dreaming about falling and you wake up flitching

[McDunkin]

Some of them are my own

Some are ones I had happen to me or i figured most have had happen to them

and some were funny and I wanted to share with the class.

 

The awkward moment when you try to play a game of 2k12 with MDymes…and he switches to netflix.

[M-DYMESParticipant]

Lol McBased, i switch cuz the server wouldn’t let us play man.  I tried to connect with you.  Maybe now that the servers are a bit better we can get 1 in. 

If I’m not mistaken though I think i was kickin ur ass 2-0 before it shut off 😉

[M-DYMESParticipant]

That awkward moment back in HS when your mom is waking u up and you have morning wood.

[McDunkin]

That awkward moment when Jonas had this interview/date? with the lisp master himself. I just thought it was weird that this is the only one done outside a gym…i think

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/p>

awkwardness at the start "you ask me some questions orrr…."

5:16

[scode85Participant]

The awkward moment when you are getting a physical from a hot nurse.

[Malik-UniversalParticipant]

 akward moment when u see a smart car at a gas station

[torontoraptors10Participant]

That awkward moment when, you dog is taking a poop on somebodys lawn and you have no more bags to pick it up and they’re eyeing you down from their house….

Yeah it was awkward, happened to me the other day!

[RUDEBOY_Participant]

OK!!

I SEE !!

SO THIS IS WHERE YOU GO WHEN YOU WANT POINTS!!

LOOKING AT THIS POST..IT SEEMS THEY’RE GIVING AWAY POINTS JUST FOR COMMENTING ON THIS POST….

SO EVERYONE THATS IN THE -NEGATIVE…COME HERE AND LOAD UP!!!

 

..LMAO

[Scottoant93Participant]

that awkward moment when everybody on this thread gets exposed

that awkward moment when rudeboy found his new hangout

that awkward moment when your watching a movie and someone says"did you see that"

that awkward moment when rudeboy finds the "what made you crack up today post"

that awkward moment when someone tries to pick a fight on the internet

that awkward moment when people ask up thumbs up on youtube

that awkward moment when your eating a cheeseburger and all the people at the table are vegan

that awkward moment when someone is talking sh!t about you in the bathroom and you come out of the stall, and they quietly walk out

that awkward moment when i negs for this post because of rudeboys comment

that awkward moment when you lose the game

that awkward moment when someone keeps calling you the wrong name, and gets pissed that you they find out your real name

that awkward moment when nate robinson jumped on paul pierce’s back and fell

that awkward moment when you leave the movie theater when the credits roll only to find out there wa an extra twist after them.

[ProudGrandpaParticipant]

That awkward moment when, in prison, you shank a guy in the groin and when he is in the infirmary he tells the doctor that he is only in "severe pain" not "excruciating pain" and so they move him to the womens’ ward because they think he has no scrotum and in the womens’ ward, he impregnates a woman, who aborts the baby and you feel really bad because it was that incident where you and your Pro-life buddies shot into a Pro-choice rally that put you in jail in the first place.  And it’s awkward for the doctors because it turns out that guy had male genitalia after all.

[kngojcParticipant]

 That awkward moment when ProudGrandpa writes a paragraph story about the results of shanking someone…..

[Scottoant93Participant]

that awkward moment when your waiting in line to register for your classes and you have to go to the bathroom, but you don’t want to lose your spot

that awkward moment when you mom gets arrested for sexting a teen….twice

that awkward moment when you deny saying something, but someone recorded you on tape.

that awkward moment when you get in an accident, and the person whos at fault starts yelling at you

that awkward moment when you run into a closed glass door

that awkward moment when your working on something, and there is someone making smart comments about your work, then they say you have to be calm when working.

that awkward moment when you sit next to a girl you like, and don’t say a damn word

[I May Be WrongParticipant]

 You ever have that awkward moment when you have a boner in class during a test and wonder, "Why is this so hard?" (see what I did there)

[OrangeJuiceJonesParticipant]

 That awkward moment when you’re listening to your female friends talk about guys while you walk to class together.

That awkward moment when a girl that never responds to your texts or Facebook I.M’s tells you that she misses you when you run into her in person.

That awkward moment when you wake up in the morning and realize that you don’t have any clean clothes.

That awkward moment when a professor that doesn’t take attendance asks you why you haven’t been going to class.

That awkward moment when you’re watching a video on your phone, and people are watching you while you laugh quietly and look at your screen.

That awkward moment when someone you don’t know taps you on your shoulder, and you respond by sticking your hands in your pockets to protect your stuff, but all they do is give you something you left on the bus.

That awkward moment when you catch someone taking your laundry out of the washer before it’s finished.

That awkward moment when you hear a knock at your door while downloading porn.

That awkward moment when you’re finally ready to go to sleep, but your floormates come back drunk, screaming like banshees and playing tag.

That awkward moment when you make a big bowl of cereal to satisfy your growling stomach, only to realize that you’re out of spoons.

[omphalosParticipant]

That awkward moment when you rock up at your old high school to run basketball practice in the morning and the gym is covered in carpet for some sort of assembly.

Happened to me today… mildly frustrated.

[ProudGrandpaParticipant]

A guy who was thought to be a murder victim shows up 30 years later and is like, "hey guys, I’m alive"…

[ProudGrandpaParticipant]

http://www.nbadraft.net/forum/gotta-get-austin-freeman-out-legadue

[ProudGrandpaParticipant]

You’re older than this guy:

http://www.nbadraft.net/players/mario-hezonja

[aamir543Participant]

^What makes that previous post even more awkward is that just yesterday, I was looking at the same list of international prospects born after 1993, and I saw a couple guys from 95(like Mario) but all of them are still at least a year and a half older than I am, cause I just turned 15 last week.

[Scottoant93Participant]

[ProudGrandpaParticipant]

 That guy probably knew it and just wanted to do that on National TV

[M-DYMESParticipant]

PG you are gullible man.  Clearly its fake, you gotta question everything.  Look after it goes away from him, its 3 women playing the game. 

[ProudGrandpaParticipant]

You’re in your school parking lot and the girl who used to be your step-sister before your dad divorced your step-mom cuts you off.  True story.

[McDunkin]

The awkward moment when when Proudgrandma calls Dale Worthingtons name out during Proudgrandpas Viagra night.

[Wavy BagelsParticipant]

That awkward moment when a group of friends start debating whether Battlefield 3 is better than MW3 and you can’t join in becuase you don’t even have any game consoles.

That awkward moment when you blast music but turn it down everytime someone walks by.

That awkward moment when you catch yourself laughing in your sleep.

That awkward moment when you’re in a group interview and the interviewer is asking everyone the same question, which gives you time to prepare to answer it, but when she finally gets to you, she changes the question.

That awkward moment when you bump into a trash can and say "sorry".

That awkward moment when you’re the only one in the room laughing at a joke that went over everyone else’s head.

That awkward moment when you don’t the pledge of aligence in school because your mom told you not to.

 

[McDunkin]

[OrangeJuiceJonesParticipant]

That awkward moment when you’re reading Ghostface Killah’s blog in class, and you have to put your head down to stop yourself from laughing.

That awkward moment when you’re working on your game, and someone comes over and starts shooting around, thus messing up your workout with their bricks and airballs. I know it’s rude to hog a court, but still….

That awkward moment when you tell your friend that his dream girl has a boyfriend.

That awkward moment when that same friend tells you that the only reason he started drinking was to impress her.

That awkward moment when you hear someone in the parking lot blasting "La Raza" by Kid Frost.

That awkward moment when you’re trying to tell your potential roommate that you smoke pot, but he makes it easy by telling you that he smokes pot.

 

 

[M-DYMESParticipant]

That awkward moment when your high and you start having conversations in your head with yourself that you are so high.  And then you start saying you’re not high, but the only reason you are having these conversations in your head is because you are high to start off.  Then that in itself is an awkward moment when you realize that all this is true.

[HitsterParticipant]

That awkward moment when Detroit realised they had made the wrong choice with Darko.

[ProudGrandpaParticipant]

 That Awkward Moment When you realize that every time a moderately attractive girl shows interest in being your friend, you develop a crush on her within a few days.

That awkward moment when you become more comfortable around said^ girl and you start being obnoxious and she stops acting like your friend and you get left hangin’ out to dry.

That awkward moment when the teacher lets the student teacher teach class and sits in the back of the room and watches.

that awkward moment when Kramer and Jerry both take off their shirts and Jerry has a hairier chest than Kramer.

That awkward moment when Aamir543

That awkward moment when you’re walking down a hallway and you have a Harry-and-Cho-in-the-doorway-at-the-top-of-the-owlery moment (both people go one way, then the other, then one then the other).

Tht awkward moment when someone tries tap yo genitals, but they hit your groin and then they go in for a second try.

That awkward moment when people tell you that you have an incredibly monotonous voice, like Ben Stein.

[aamir543Participant]

That awkward moment when you celebrate after getting an A+ on your math test, but then when you go for the fist pump, your teacher’s face gets in the way.

That awkward moment when there is a bee around you, and you swat at it ferociously, only to see a bunch of people laughing cause they don’t know what you are doing.

That awkward moment when someone brings up the moment being an awkward moment.

That awkward moment when you are going to class, but your teacherr is talking to some other people in the door way, blocking the entrace, and you think they’ll move out of the way as you approach, but they don’t, and if you shove, than your teacher will yell at you, so you wait outside of the door, only to see a group of kids bull rush their way through the door, and the teacher doesn’t say a word.

[ProudGrandpaParticipant]

So I work as a bagger at a grocery store and we have to take out people’s groceries when they have a lot of bags or are old.  So…

That Awkward moment when a Salvation Army guy is standing by the door and I have to walk by him over and over and I avoid eye contact with him because I don’t know if I should acknowledge him every time or not.

That awkward moment when some guy gets parsley, sage, and rosemary, but no thyme.  #Simon and Garfunkel humor.

When some guy asks the new girl if we carry condoms and she’s like, "uhhh, lemme check."  And she asks me what a condom is, and I have to explain it and tell her, no, we do not carry condoms in our store.  (Ok, didn’t actually happen, but one of these days)

When you’re like, "how are you today…" and you can’t figure out whether it’s a "sir" or a "ma’am" and so your sentence just kind of trails off.

When you some guy forcibly scans his own alcohol because you’re not old enough to do it and he doesn’t want to wait for the manager to come over.

[Wavy BagelsParticipant]

That awkward feeling 50 Cent felt when "Graduation" sold more than "Curtis" back in ’07.

That awkward moment when you’re walking behind someone and you keep stepping on the back of their shoes.

That awkward moment when you are singing happy birthday but you don’t know the name of the person so you just mumble at the name part.

That awkward moment when you buy a bag of air and there’s chips inside.

That awkward moment when your teacher asks you to read out loud, and you don’t even know what page they’re on.

That awkward moment when Lebron bumped Coach Spo.

That awkward moment when Paul McCartney saw MJ after he bought the Beatles’ music rights.

[McDunkin]

That awkward moment when Tim Tebows 4th quarter prayers go unanswered

[Malik-UniversalParticipant]

you guys want akward…?

the akward moment when your at the hospital for food poisioning and your bout to leave but a blonde nurse walks  in to give u a shot thru ur butt

[Scottoant93Participant]

That awkward moment when you realize that this thread starts on page 5 and ends at page 1

[McDunkin]

 The awkward moment when years from now nobody will know what in the world Scottoant93 is talking about

The awkward moment when butidonthaveenoughmoney thinks ChrisP and I are the same user just because we have the same first name and last initial.

[Dale WorthingtonParticipant]

The awkward moment when you learn from your nephew that Harry Potter is a book/movie, not a pottery/ceramics store.

[ProudGrandpaParticipant]

McBased: The awkward moment when years from now nobody will know what in the world Scottoant93 is talking about

I lol at this one.

And Dale, you gotta keep up with the kids’ pop culture.  I got the 8 disc box set for Christmas.

[aamir543Participant]

That akward moment when there are guests in the living room, so you can’t watch teh Thunder-Mavs game, so you have to watch the game online, and your room is next door to the living room, so when Durant drills the game winner, you go "OHHH, OHHHHHHHHH!, No he didn’t!" And everyone in the living room is like what hell is he doing.

[ProudGrandpaParticipant]

When your 55 year old female assistant principal friends you on Facebook.

 

[PlatypusParticipant]

 That awkward moment when you tebow and your prayers arent answered

[McDunkin]

 The awkward moment when McDunkin already did that one

 

The awkward moment when i know that im not funny anymore.

The awkward moment when the Late Night Crew as old of news as the NWO

 

[McDunkin]

[Dale WorthingtonParticipant]

Jeeze Louise, that was embarrassing.

[mikeyvthedonParticipant]

http://deadspin.com/5873606/top-football-recruit-makes-college-decision-on-live-television-much-to-his-mothers-visible-displeasure

That is one unhappy mom. I thought he was an LSU lock, seeing that he is a Louisiana kid and all. Apparently, his mom thought the same thing……

[aamir543Participant]

That awkward moment when McBased finally admits he isn’t funny.

The awkward moment when people tell McBased he isn’t funny.

The awkward moment when McBased storms out of the room because people said he isn’t funny even though he said it himself.

[ProudGrandpaParticipant]

So my friend texts me, "You going to the [High School Basketball] game tonight?"

I say, "No" and, thinking that he needs a ride, I say, "You need to get a car"

He says, "I have one but its hard for me to drive in it because my dad died in the front seat"

Turns out he wasn’t asking for a ride…

[Dale WorthingtonParticipant]

PG, WTF?

It’s difficult for him to drive because his dad died in the front seat?

WTF WTF WTF?

I don’t get it…

[Dale WorthingtonParticipant]

Landon Collins’ mom = GOT DAYUM

Doesn’t look a day over 30.

[ProudGrandpaParticipant]

I’m not saying he was being irrational, I’m just saying it was REALLY, REALLY AWKWARD.

[ProudGrandpaParticipant]

That awkward moment when you are in the library at the start of the school day and its just you and the three librarians, and you’re right next tot the desk and when the announcement for the Ledge of Allegiance comes on, you feel like they are standing there watching you.

When you are bragging to your friends (in Indiana) about how you predicted that Seton Hall would have a good year and none of your frineds care about sports or know who Seton Hall is.

When you are having a conversation about the Quiz Bowl team (of which you are captain) with the girl you, you know, kinda, sorta like while walking down the hallway.

When you’re Ultimate Frisbee team from church gets beat 15-1 by a bunch of guys you go to school with.

When an awkward moment occurs, AND YOU IMMEDIATELY THINK, "HEY, IM GONNA POST THAT ON NBADRAFT.NET"

[joecheck88Participant]

The akward moment when you add your old science teacher on facebook and you forget about it, only to post hip hop songs from youtube including "wet the bed" by ludacris & chris brown, only to get a comment by said teacher saying that is just wrong. haha

[joecheck88Participant]

that akward moment when you want to post on "that akward moment when…." but aren’t sure it is going to be good enough so you nervously put lol or haha on the end of the comment. LOL

[FastAndFuriousParticipant]

 Lol…..

That akward moment when someone is talking to you about something you know nothing about and he ask’s what you think and you just smile and say idk lol

That akward moment when your a kid chasing the ice cream truck and you yell ho and he doesn’t stop because he knows you have no money lol

[mikeyvthedonParticipant]

[ProudGrandpaParticipant]

That awkward moment when you call your teacher mom…especially when he doubles as the wrestling coach.

When you’re with your friends and one kid, who is more of an acquaintance of everyone else’s than a friend, is criticizing some one elso who isn’t there and everyone else in the group really likes the person being criticized more than that guy.

When you’re in fourth grade in a special "smart kids" program called Extended Learning, and you are reading a passage about the Wild West and you pronounce "saloon" like "salon" and your teacher laughs at you.

 

[ProudGrandpaParticipant]

The Packers hand off to John Kuhn and, while the fans are yelling, "Kuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhn", he fumbles it and it stops abruptly.

[Scottoant93Participant]

that awkward moment when your texting your gf and you spell "abby" instead of "baby" and she thinks your cheating on her

that awkward moment when people have the same awkward moments as you do

the awkward moment when your a waiter, and you go to the bathroom to take a dump, and don’t realize that the customers can hear you.

the awkward moment when a gps tells a gay person to go straight

that awkward moment when you go back to school from summer break and forget someone’s name

that awkward moment when a girl catches you staring at her butt and screams she’ll call the police if you don’t get out of her closet.

that awkward moment when you realize you can speak better english then most us citizens haha

That awkward moment when a parent is giving their daughter "the talk" and she keeps correcting them.

 

 

 

[Dale WorthingtonParticipant]

That 1st one is funny, Scott. Definitely something you’d see in a teen romance movie.

What about when I got sent to the assistant principal’s office when I was a kid and I heard the lady taking a monstrous dump in the lavatory and massive farts squirting out…

Still disturbed to this day.

[PrecociousNeophyteParticipant]

That awkward moment when you’re taking a bite of pizza, and you accidentally bite the whole entire layer of cheese off.

That awkward moment when you give that fake laugh when you don’t understand what somebody just said to you.

That awkward moment when you drop your pencil during class and it decides to play hide and seek with you.

 

 

[Tobe BryantParticipant]

That awkward moment when you realize a Lion wouldn’t cheat, but a Tiger Wood. #baow

That awkward moment when you try so hard not to touch a man’s hand, you end up fully caressing it.

That awkward moment when your little brother quotes Nikki Minaj -_-

That awkward moment when someone looks at you from the top of their glasses.

That awkward moment when you almost about to strike, going in for the kill and loosening the pants and she asks, “What are you doing??”

That awkward moment when Kobe talks to Lamar Odom right before a Derek Fisher gamewinner last night.

[Scottoant93Participant]

That awkward moment when your bored so you tell siri that you love it and it says lets just be friends lol

The awkward moment when your playing call of duty and your friend is watching porn and never turned his head set off

that awkward moment moment when the only thing you know on a test is your name

that awkward moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow

that awkward moment when your friend buys weed from a dealer, but his parents call so he tells the drug dealer to hold on to them and he’ll come it up later.

 

[ProudGrandpaParticipant]

That Awkward Moment when you are typing and you leave out the "L" in public

[McDunkin]

 The awkward moment where a girl just wants to cuddle…but you have a boner

 

[aamir543Participant]

That akward moment when you’re at a home game for your High school team, but there’s this one guy from the other school(an adult, used to coach a middle school team, now affiliated with the opposing school) and he turns a home game into an away game, and is a one man crowd, and he starts yelling "overated" every time your team has the ball, and is really livid, and getting into your teams head, and you know the guy, and at half time he says, "Sup man, how ya been brotha" and your friends look at you like, "You know that fool?"

[McDunkin]

 That awkward moment when you’re trying to get over someone you were never dating.

That awkward moment when your’re trying to explain to someone how a song goes but you dont want to sing it.

The awkward moment when you don’t know wtf SOPA is all about and you can’t even Wikipedia it…

That awkward moment when Carlton thought he was in there because buddy gave him the wink and the gun..

 

[Scottoant93Participant]

that awkward moment when mcbased bolds awkward moments making  them even more awkward

that awkward moment when you thought of a awkward moment but forgot it

that awkward moment when a girl you know whos a model post a sexy pic on facebook and you don’t weather not to like it or comment on it because you don’t want to come off as a pervert

that awkward moment  when you try to be cool and slide across the hood of a car only to fail miserably

 

[Hi its BenParticipant]

The awkward moment you feel when you don’t laugh at someone’s "awkward moment"

The awkward moment when you tell someone goodbye and you walk the same way and stop to look at your phone for no reason other than to just stop walking the same direction of them

The awkward moment when the Wizards who have one win on the year beat Oklahoma City

The awkward moment when benoh starts a forum topic

The awkward moment when you laugh at your own joke but nobody else does

The awkward moment when everyone negs somebody for a reply on NBADraft.net that you think was hilarious

The awkward moment when you can’t think of anymore awkward moment’s so you just put something as an awkward moment just to make it a little less awkward.

[aamir543Participant]

That awkward moment when youre mom makes you sign up for a Math tutor even though you have everything under control, and you get assigned to this kid in your grade. 

[ProudGrandpaParticipant]

That awkward moment when an Indian kid gets tutored in math by a white kid…

[aamir543Participant]

^It’s a Chinese kid, and like I said, I have everything under control, I got an A on my last test, but my mom thinks that I’ll get lazy and careless again. I’m cool with it, cuase I know how to do all the stuff, but everytime a tedious part comes along in the homework, I tell the guy I need help, and does the annoying stuff for me, lol.

[aamir543Participant]

That awkward moment when you get negged for posting Jeremy Lin analysis on a Jeremy Lin thread.

[ProudGrandpaParticipant]

That awkward moment when you’re taking the ACT and the writing prompt is about whether you think fast food restaurants should be required to post nutritional information in their stores to encourage healthy food choices…

…and you’re sitting right behind a girl who weighs well over 350lbs.

[aamir543Participant]

I remember the ACT test, they made us take it in 8th grade for some reason, it was useless then though, we had just started looking at High Schools and they were asking us questions about colleges.

They made us take the Cashee test, the High School exit exam, it was so easy, they recomended that we take 4 hours to do the whole thing, by the end of the first hour the WHOLE CLASS was finished, lol.

But they gave us a writing prompt, and it was to imagine that  you’re history class was given the opportunity to bring in any person to visit your class, and you have to write a letter to your principal about who you want to visit, so some kids wrote about Obama, some wrote about Hitler, others wrote about Hitler, lol, I obviously wrote about Gandhi, and one of my Friends wrote about Jeremy Lin, lol, and this was on Tuesday.

[McWinningParticipant]

That awkward moment when the team you just played invites you to shower with them.

[aamir543Participant]

That awkward moment when you’re going up the stairs to basketball class(in place of PE) and you see the coach that cut you, and he says Hi, and you sort of blank, and sort of go blind and awkwardly put you’re hand out and the coach awkwardly shakes it. It’s even worse when you miss a wide open layup and he’s watching.

[PrecociousNeophyteParticipant]

 That awkward moment when

[Malik-UniversalParticipant]

 akward moment when the kings play the pistons at the palace of auburn hills and isaiah thomas is the starter for the kings

[Future_Scout]

that awkward moment when you realize your girlfriend is bleeding  NOT because you F’ing so hard. LMAOOOO

that awkward moment when you realize shaq isn’t funny.

 

[aamir543Participant]

^How could you confuse the two? One plays like a girl and the other plays like a man, and not in the order you’d think………….

[OrangeJuiceJonesParticipant]

 That awkward moment when a drunk girl starts making out with you without a moment’s notice.

That awkward moment when you wake up with one shoe and no student i.d.

That awkward moment when you think a hot girl just touched your a$$, only to turn around and find out that it was an ugly girl.

That awkward moment when you quit an intramural team, and you cross eyes with your former teammates.

That awkward moment when a girl that you like almost catches you watching porn.

That awkward moment when an Ebay auction is about to end, and everyone bids at the exact same time, causing mass chaos. 

That awkward moment when your professor asks you why you haven’t been attending class, and you can’t think of an excuse.

That awkward moment when your roommate catches you using his paper plates.

[ProudGrandpaParticipant]

That Awkward Moment When you get a Facebook friend request from a complete stranger named Joshua Griggs.  And his profile picture is this:

NOT EVEN JOKING.  I can do a screenshot if you don’t believe me (you’d have to tell me how though) but this did actually happen to me.

I didn’t accept it.

[llperez]

the awkward moment when you watch a porno staring your jr high teacher. Lol, just happened in my city this week.

[McDunkin]

 link or it didnt happen

[aamir543Participant]

Gramps, hasn’t that happened to everyone at some point?

[ProudGrandpaParticipant]

That Awkward Moment When Aamir follows the family tradtion of becoming a doctor and, 30 years from now,  he ends up as my doctor and I’m in his office for an appointment and we’re talking about sports, then the NBA, then NBADraf.net, and, just when Aamir is giving me a testicular examination, I realize that aamir543 is holding my balls and Aamir realizes that he is holding ProudGrandpa’s balls and he slowly removes his hand and I back up and out of his office and we simultaneously yell "WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU…"

[aamir543Participant]

^Close, but an Indian father’s dream is for his son to become an engineer(but doctor is very high up on the list). I don’t know what I want to do yet. I’m interested in law, and policy making, but obviously my first choice would be to do somthing involved with sports, particularly being a sports writer, although my parents wuold cringe if I told tehm I was going to major in english or broadcasting, lol. But if I could major in Buisness or law, and still keep my sports writing career alive, that would be great.

[NotHamedHaddadiParticipant]

That awkward moment when someone sees you carrying a tennis racket

That awkward moment when you start laughing during a test because you don’t know any of the answers and you know you’re screwed

[FastAndFuriousParticipant]

 When you pour yourself a big bowl of cereal and realize you have no milk……..

Make a bowl of oatmeal and realize you have no butter or sugar lol

Make some Kool-Aid and have no Sugar

Go to play basketball and have no shorts………

Lol

[FastAndFuriousParticipant]

 When you fall asleep in class and when you wake up everyone is looking at you.

When the teacher asks everyone outloud one by one do you have your homework, he gets to you and you don’t have it.

When everyone in class is reading along in a book and you don’t have one lmaoooooo

[McDunkin]

That awkward moment when DanEboy pulls a Beasley(or did Beasley pull a Dan?) and caresses another mans knee thinking it was his……

[ProudGrandpaParticipant]

That awkward moment when you’re on Facebook and you look at your little stalker box and it says "So-and-so answered "Misty" to "Who would Ash lose his virginity to?""

That awkward moment when it takes you a month to realize that a brother and a sister you met are twins

That awkward moment when you tell people you can;t afford to go to prom because you’re saving up for journalism camp.

When you turn right onto a 2 lane street and you see a funeral procession coming right at you on the left side of the f****** road and the cop waves like "back up!" and I’m like WTF, cops?!

[ProudGrandpaParticipant]

That awkward moment when you’re using the NBADraft.net mock and the Hoopshype mock to help make your own mock…and after you’re done, you realize that the Hoopshype mock was just the previous version of the NBADraft.net mock…

[ProudGrandpaParticipant]

That awkward moment when you wake up in the morning and it takes you ten minutes for you to take a pee because it takes forever for the boner to relax…

[aamir543Participant]

That awkward moment when you have a vocab quiz in Sat prep class that you studied your a$$ off for and you breeze through the 20 questions, and turn in your test, and then 5 minutes later realize there was a back side, get your test back, but only get through 32 questions, but then when the lady comes in an hour later to tell us who failed, you aren’t one of them meaning that of the questions you answered, you got every single one right.  #clutcher than Proud Grandpa’s bladder

[Debora_joneParticipant]

Happened to me once, but I wasn’t so lucky, couldn’t get my test back to finish it. I failed miserably 🙁

[ProudGrandpaParticipant]

You’re a real a$$hole, sometimes, you know that? And not in a curmudgeonly, Tony Kornheiser-Charles Barkley way, either. Just in a straight-up a$$hole way

Pompous brat

[ProudGrandpaParticipant]

That Awkward Moment When you Facebook-creep on this girl you like so frequently that Facebook puts the day you friended her on your timeline because it thinks youre best friends or something

[HaleParticipant]

That awkward moment when all of your friends are way more excited for your birthday then you are.

[Wavy BagelsParticipant]

That awkward moment when Carmelo Anthony sees a a box of Honey Nut Cherrios at the supermarket.

[aamir543Participant]

^Why at the store? Doesn’t he have one at home?

[McDunkin]

The awkward moment when the home videos of me teaching WizKid how to wrestle as a kid hit youtube

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