[negguaryParticipant]

I’m the GM with the number one overall pick in this years draft. You’re a top prospect in this years draft. Why should I draft you #1 overall. What makes you worthy of that pick in such a deep draft? Why should I pick you over the other prospects? Where will my franchise be in ten years with you as my number one pick?

Just for fun!

GO!

[Memphis MadnessParticipant]

I am 5’10, about 5’11 in shoes, with pretty wide hands.  Not much of a shooter, but I can score and make plays.  I can run the point, or be a small forward.  I help teams win.  I am a no-stats all-star.  I understand spacing and help get guys in the right spots.  I understand the art of the inbounds pass.  I can defend multiple positions on the floor (as long as they are short, slow, and bad shooters).  Oh, and this draft is overrated anyway.  Take me number one, pay me $1 million (I will take a discount) and then go after Myles Turner, Okafor, or Mudiay with the top pick next year. 

[Memphis MadnessParticipant]

I am 5’10, about 5’11 in shoes, with pretty wide hands.  Not much of a shooter, but I can score and make plays.  I can run the point, or be a small forward.  I help teams win.  I am a no-stats all-star.  I understand spacing and help get guys in the right spots.  I understand the art of the inbounds pass.  I can defend multiple positions on the floor (as long as they are short, slow, and bad shooters).  Oh, and this draft is overrated anyway.  Take me number one, pay me $1 million (I will take a discount) and then go after Myles Turner, Okafor, or Mudiay with the top pick next year. 

[ZachAttackParticipant]

 Well, I’m 4′ 11", 4′ 10" in shoes, I am often compared to Nate Robinson except for I can’t shoot, I can’t jump and I can’t run fast, and I’m white. I’m actually just short like Robinson. I demad 22 million a year, because I’m a funny and good looking guy and I will help advertisement. I will also give a $1 discount if you resign me and keep me on your team forever, I’m sure that I’ll eventually get better. So, sign me! Oh yeah, I’m also 13…

[KHAM83Participant]

 You’re measured shorter in shoes? How did that happen?

[KHAM83Participant]

 You’re measured shorter in shoes? How did that happen?

[ZachAttackParticipant]

 Well, I’m 4′ 11", 4′ 10" in shoes, I am often compared to Nate Robinson except for I can’t shoot, I can’t jump and I can’t run fast, and I’m white. I’m actually just short like Robinson. I demad 22 million a year, because I’m a funny and good looking guy and I will help advertisement. I will also give a $1 discount if you resign me and keep me on your team forever, I’m sure that I’ll eventually get better. So, sign me! Oh yeah, I’m also 13…

[negguaryParticipant]

LOL perhaps I stated this wrong, you are supposed to pretend you are one of the players in this draft, for instance….jabari, wiggins, exum….

[negguaryParticipant]

LOL perhaps I stated this wrong, you are supposed to pretend you are one of the players in this draft, for instance….jabari, wiggins, exum….

[Memphis MadnessParticipant]

Nah, I think I would take me number one at $1 million a year than a chubby tweener like Jabari Parker.  I can play the same amount of defense (none) as Jabari Parker.  I also won’t take 20 bad shots a game. 

I promise to work on my 14.5 foot jumper (almost like a 15 foot jumper, but closer). 

I will also get Gatorade to the team’s veterans so they don’t cramp up.

[Memphis MadnessParticipant]

Nah, I think I would take me number one at $1 million a year than a chubby tweener like Jabari Parker.  I can play the same amount of defense (none) as Jabari Parker.  I also won’t take 20 bad shots a game. 

I promise to work on my 14.5 foot jumper (almost like a 15 foot jumper, but closer). 

I will also get Gatorade to the team’s veterans so they don’t cramp up.

[ProudGrandpaParticipant]

Got a big scoring average and an even bigger penis

[ProudGrandpaParticipant]

Got a big scoring average and an even bigger penis

[Hector_Reyes_8Participant]

I’m 5"4.75 w/o shoes, and 5"6 in shoes. I play lockdown defense…. And rebound and pass. I can average a triple double in turnovers, missed fgs, and missed fts. I am better than Raymond Felton and demand a vet minumum salary. I am the most loyal player money (or pizza) can buy. I will always be a part of your franchise because I have nothing better to do. Go (insert team name here)!

[Hector_Reyes_8Participant]

I’m 5"4.75 w/o shoes, and 5"6 in shoes. I play lockdown defense…. And rebound and pass. I can average a triple double in turnovers, missed fgs, and missed fts. I am better than Raymond Felton and demand a vet minumum salary. I am the most loyal player money (or pizza) can buy. I will always be a part of your franchise because I have nothing better to do. Go (insert team name here)!

[Cdubballer3Participant]

I can give you some sick inbounds passes and set killer screens and rebound the heck out f the ball because I fancy myself as the second coming of Shaq, (Im five foot four by the way). However dribbling is not my forte and my range is only out to 12 feet (on good days), but I can be a great cheerleader like Sacre or Bazemore and be a great garbageman. That’s why you should make me the number one pick, plus I can flop better than Lebron.

[Cdubballer3Participant]

I can give you some sick inbounds passes and set killer screens and rebound the heck out f the ball because I fancy myself as the second coming of Shaq, (Im five foot four by the way). However dribbling is not my forte and my range is only out to 12 feet (on good days), but I can be a great cheerleader like Sacre or Bazemore and be a great garbageman. That’s why you should make me the number one pick, plus I can flop better than Lebron.

[ProudGrandpaParticipant]

 lol we’re totally ignoring the original intent of this thread

[ProudGrandpaParticipant]

 lol we’re totally ignoring the original intent of this thread

[Memphis MadnessParticipant]

Kyrie Irving can’t defend me in practice.

[Memphis MadnessParticipant]

Kyrie Irving can’t defend me in practice.

[Flameres15Participant]

 I am 6’2", or 6’3" in shoes. I have a 6’9" wingspan. I actually understand the rookie salary scale, so I know you will have to pay me more than a million dollars (actually $4,592,000). I am best when I play with a scoring off-guard (Kyrie Irving). I prefer to play defense, but I hit the 3pt shot like Klay Thompson. My hands are a few inches smaller than Noah Vonleh. I will go through a growth spurt, I am just under 18, and the Doctor’s believe I will be 6’9". I am an all-around player, and will start out as a two-guard and move to the 3 if needed. Unlike Embiid, I don’t have any medical issues. I am a safer prospect than Wiggins, and I play similar defense to him. Parker doesn’t fit the team with LeBron coming back. In 10 years with Kyrie Irving and LeBron James and I, we will be winning championships. One other thing, you need to offer John Calapari more money and a promise from LBJ to get him to be our coach.

[Flameres15Participant]

 I am 6’2", or 6’3" in shoes. I have a 6’9" wingspan. I actually understand the rookie salary scale, so I know you will have to pay me more than a million dollars (actually $4,592,000). I am best when I play with a scoring off-guard (Kyrie Irving). I prefer to play defense, but I hit the 3pt shot like Klay Thompson. My hands are a few inches smaller than Noah Vonleh. I will go through a growth spurt, I am just under 18, and the Doctor’s believe I will be 6’9". I am an all-around player, and will start out as a two-guard and move to the 3 if needed. Unlike Embiid, I don’t have any medical issues. I am a safer prospect than Wiggins, and I play similar defense to him. Parker doesn’t fit the team with LeBron coming back. In 10 years with Kyrie Irving and LeBron James and I, we will be winning championships. One other thing, you need to offer John Calapari more money and a promise from LBJ to get him to be our coach.

[ProudGrandpaParticipant]

 I’m Lebron AND Kevin Love’s best friend, so there’s that…

[ProudGrandpaParticipant]

 I’m Lebron AND Kevin Love’s best friend, so there’s that…

[ThunderHog35Participant]

 SOLD!  The Cleveland Cavaliers select ProudGrandpa!

[ThunderHog35Participant]

 SOLD!  The Cleveland Cavaliers select ProudGrandpa!

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