[SlickBouncePassParticipant]

 Sorry if this is offensive:

Ramona Shelburne is hideous.  (F-)Fox gets that sex sells, I mean I actually find NBA the Jump an enjoyable show, but she is hideous.  It looks like she pounds hot dogs during commercial breaks.  ESPN can’t find anyone better?

Kristen Ledlow.  (C-): She isn’t bad to look at, but man her mouth is annoying, her in game updates are some of the most wordy distracting garbage sentences I’m forced to listen to, and her mouth moves exactly like she sounds x 10.  Her mouth is freakin huge.  

Rachel Nichols. (C+): She is interesting.  When I first saw her i thought she was pretty hot, then I realized she really isn’t, but now I find her kind of attractive again.  Reason being, she’s really composed and really good at what she does as host of the Jump.  Very professional.

Sage Steele. (D):  This girl looks like a clown.  All she is good at is very emphatically introducing Jalen Rose and Billups and whoever else for the thousandth time,  Another girl with a huge mouth, not attractive at all, and just an annoying tone.  

 

Doris Burke. (C+):  She’s good I get it, but she’s also too sappy for me.  I don’t need sappiness watching the NBA.  I also think she’s overexposed on the channel.  I get it, women can call sports well too, and she knows the game, its just the tone of her voice I can’t stand.  And she’s dull, and very sappy.  Too obvious and predictable, I’ve seen her enough.

 

 

Doug Collins. (D): He made the list because he is my next Bruce/Caitlyn Jenner.  The dude is so emotional, far better as an analyst than a coach.  As a coach listening to him complain sitting on an exercise ball about his situation saying obvious things emotinally, while he has those white spit things around his lips that old people get, is pretty intolerable and feminine.  Very happy he left, we were all frustrated by the Bynum situation, this guy made you want to pop prozacs.  Not surprised Jordan the alpha male needed a new coach, dude is depressing.

Michelle Beadle (B-): Of them all she is probably the most tolerable for being shown so much on tv.  She looks like she’s worn out.  Her sarcastic humor was better when she was with Cowherd hosting Sportsnation, maybe because she used to show off her legs.  She’s aged, and sorry, her jokes get tired.

Hannah Storm (A): This girl is like fine wine, gets better with age.  She keeps defying time.  She looks the same as she did on the GREAT NBA on NBC days.  She has a big mouth, but its just less intolerable.  I actually still find her attractive!

The obvious choice to make ABC’s NBA coverage better is to give us more Cari Champion.  The girl is an A, she’s hot, has legs for days, and likes to show them, and is also very professional and good at her job.  She probably doesn’t want to work that much.  If not her, I know Dana Jacobsen was with CBS over this last year, but she’s a warm nice smile host, and isn’t overexposed like Beadle, not sure why she left ESPN but she was really good.  Sara Walsh is also hot, and I used to like Lindsay Czarniak but she looks way too intense all the time, girl needs to chill.

My vote for female NBA hosts on ABC/ESPN go to Cari Champion, Sara Walsh, Dana Jacobsen, Hannah Storm obviously, with Rachel Nichols less exposed, I don’t need to see her interviewing Lebron James after he wins the championship.

Please fire Doris Burke, Sage Steele, and Ramona Shelburne.  

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

  

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Memphis MadnessParticipant]

The only people with high pitched voices on ESPN are the dudes.

[Robb_CParticipant]

All the hot anchors bang the athletes for stories.. These girls are groupies who payed attention in English Class. 

I caught Kevin Ollie out with one of the black espn female anchors, He def looked like he was about to give her the the "scoop".. 

[SeattleSuperChronicsParticipant]

They should fire jamelle hill. Most annoying woman on espn by far.

[NYFLAVA2K9Participant]

 Ol’ wide-back, Shrek lookin… Breath probably smelling like a can of ‘Bounce-dat-@ss’… If you don’t go somewhere with that bullsh*t…

Your girl is probably is the hand you took  the time to write this trash with.

 

Note to a few of you:

-Trolling internet forums is cool!… said no one ever. Especially chics.

-Stay classy

-Never go full re… 

 

Thank you to those who actually post insightful content… Unless you’re McDunkin (that guys cool)…  Though points don’t mean anything, if you’re in the negative by a few it happens, but to the ones that get a kick out of having -457888 points, you’re not exacting some revenge on the rest of us by taking time out of your day to post your trash, us feeding you the negs you seek is just the rest of us telling you that you suck… No, like seriously, you suck. 

 

 

 

 

 

[SlickBouncePassParticipant]

no, like seriously, you suck…. is lame unless you’re Bomani Jones, who is hilarious.

I been done analyzed all the prospects well before March, as have most legit people on here all the prospects brotha.  When you love the NBA and you love women….if not hey man thats all you do your thing….you probably have at some point thought the same thoughts I decided to spit out.

Its a telecast.  Fox gets that sex sells like I said before.  Everyone loves  a beautiful woman to look at, entertaining and intelligent makes it much better.  ESPN is horrible at providing entertaining females in the NBA, the league I love the most.  If you’re gonna show the NBA, then give us Hannah Storm among others….not Shelburne and Burke!! 

 

The forums dont’ need to be stats all the time.  I happen to think a lot of people in the negatives provide valuable insight and entertainment…

Most of the time when you are around -100s, you probably don’t give a crap about what people think, and also, you probably hate Duke or Kentucky or the Lakers.  Its my own way of expressing, the negatives don’t hurt me, I still love the site and keep coming back, and keep expressing all my NBA related opinions.  

 

 

 

 

 

 

  

[IlladelphParticipant]

 To the OP – Did it ever occur to you that women have just as much right to be sportscasters and like sports as men do?  It is asshats like you that make the world an unnecessarily difficult place for men and women alike.  Believe it or not, most of us are interested in sports, and don’t care about the gender of the interviewer or sportscaster.  You sir, are a juvenile twat.  

A good rule of internet thumb is to not post things about people that you wouldn’t say to their faces.  Would you really say all of those hurtful comments to these sportscasters who are actually doing a pretty good job?  No, you would not.  So don’t be an anonymous asshat and fill this board with ad hominem attacks on people you don’t even know,  who are just trying to make it in their chosen field.  Imagine if someone was saying this stuff about your mom, or sister.  Grow up.

[SlickBouncePassParticipant]

bro, keep it real.  your entire culture in the US celebrates beauty, i happened to factor in talent to beauty with a sport I love to watch.  

You woudln’t do well as a producer in televeision.  Yes, Id probably say it to their faces, maybe in a more gentle way, but I feel that way about prime talent on prime television.

We should be critical of who we are exposed to on television, why not?  Ultimately its the people’s opinions that matter…we can do better than Ramona Shelburne.  

 

 

  

[cjwParticipant]

 Get more offended please…how is rating a sports anaylyst an attack?! Nobody ever said woman don’t have a right to be sportcasters..your just making up things for your agruement like a typical LIB

[Andrew1984Participant]

 I’m quite fond of Lisa Salters; history as a sharpshooter, professional, not there just to turn heads, but still cute for her age. 

[TarHeelRavenParticipant]

 I can’t believe you actually thought it was a good idea to come on nbadraft.net and rate women NBA commentators on their looks.  This is by far the most offensive thing I have ever seen posted here.  With the NBA playoffs starting, March Madness just finishing up, the NBA draft right around the corner, you actually took time to right out this post.  Get a life….or a job.

 

 

 

[SlickBouncePassParticipant]

its not only about their looks, i’m not grading their looks, i’m grading their overall talent being on television.  I’m analyzing it like a tv producer would.

Again, no need to have Ramona Shelburne on TV, nothing about her looks or personality is appeasing.

And yes, I watch a lot of basketball, its my nightly soap opera, so I care about who is providing my entertainment.  I’m not some womanizer.

Also, draft around the corner, I appreciate all the good basketball talk.  I just also feel a lot of it gets boring, I just post what I find interesting.,  

 

 

  

[Mr. FrisbeeParticipant]

Yea, this is flat out, blatant misogyny and needs to be called out for what it is. Super messed up dude. This stuff doesn’t belong here. The sad part is that it seems like you knew it was going to be really offensive and you decided to post it anyways. Like wtf?! Hopefully one day you’ll be able to see woman as more than just objects for you to admire at and realize that they’re actually people too. For real…

 

[Robb_CParticipant]

Im not defending anyone but this Political Correctness cracks me up, what did the OP say that was misogynistic?! He’s literally comparing women to women, exactly the same way we would compare prospects on here.. 

Yes, Hes harping on looks and appearance but lets not BS ourselves majority of the general population does as well.. Why is Miss UNIVERSE taking the prize money when shes being subjected to all this "misogyny " because she’s getting paid..  Ive first hand seen women rank each other in the same exact pecking order that the OP did.. If he was a women would it be ok for him to do so? Hypocrisy at it’s finest.. I believe everyone is fair game to criticism especially in the entertainment business.. Ive had women Ive worked for in my line of profession criticizing me literally nitpicking me and its ok actually it’s widely accepted..People at the top know its a &$#%#&@! joke because everyone at the top does it.. Its the liberal feminazi types who are confused followers who are bitter who use this "can’t criticize a woman or your a sexist pig argument" to try and level the playing field.. Go talk to a A1 female CEO, Matter of Fact go talk to Jeanie Buss.. Shes been criticized her whole adult life, she embraces it.

[GronounoursParticipant]

 I’m sorry, but your comment is completely stupid. I know ‘stupid’ is a strong word, but let’s not be PC, right?

If you participate to a beauty pageant, you’re judged on your beauty, that’s only fair (I find beauty pageants stupid too, but that’s beside the point). On the other hand, NBA (so called) experts don’t have to be good-looking, they have to be NBA experts. If you want to watch hot ladies on TV, watch porn.

The fact that you know female assholes shouldn’t encourage you to be stupid and whine about PC.

[SlickBouncePassParticipant]

Halle Berry is an amazing actress, I stand corrected.  Sophia Vergara wearing bikinis doing pepsi commercials, Cindy Crawford drinking a can of pepsi that is completely sexualised….

I was not judging them solely by their looks, but by their overall talent.  The looks sure do help, but Ramona Shelburne isn’t appealing in any way.  I used to watch Roseanne, she had attitude.  Amy Schumer is funny too, Ramona Shelburne is not someone I want to see covering bball on a major television network.  Kristen Ledlow sexualizes herself with her tight ass dresses, but I can’t get over her annoying mouth, the way it moves, and how wordy she is as a sideline reporter…she’s not good.

The First Take hosts, Qerim and Champion are both pretty good looking no?  

Dana Jacobsen isn’t all that pretty, but she’s very good at what she does and I listed her as a possible host.  

All this liberal bs is so lame.  Just be good at what you do.  I don’t think the ESPN female hosts many of them are good enough.  Sorry. 

 

 

 

  

[GronounoursParticipant]

I simply don’t care whether the person you mention are good-looking or not. I had to google R. Shelburne to know what she looks like and no, she’s not pretty. So what?

I’m not even defending poor harrassed women here (I would react in the same way to such comments about men); those you judge won’t read you anyway. I’m just baffled at your shallowness. Grow up.

[Robb_CParticipant]

Youre babbling and made no constructive arguement that holds merit, go sit in the corner you cuck.

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