[knicksfan7Participant]

MOCK LOTTERY of Users: If anyone gets offended by this then get off this site….NOW

Round 1
1. ButlerBulldogs (the cool people know him as tezo)
2. JNixon-Iggy9
3. The8thDeadlySin
4. butidonthavemoney
5. OrangeJuiceJones
6. DanEboy
7. Knicksfan7 (Me)
8. JoeWolf1 (named after a 12th man)
9. llperez
10. Fastdan
11. MagikKnick
12. McDunkin
13. Shylo3716
14. Knicksboy32

Guys who just missed out
Gatorheels lack of posting in a long time caused him to fall out of favor.
Scarecrowlegend teams that wanted him did not have a good enough offer to move into lottery, still got draft though.
Quincey Hodges was too busy telling people about his nephew Josh Huestis instead of working out, he still got drafted based off potential.

There are others, but I’ll let everyone else put in there own descriptions to continue the fun.

[JNixonParticipant]

I’m trading down to pick up Mikenike. I want a pick in the 11-14 range.

[The8thDeadlySinParticipant]

Sweet.. Im the 3rd.. Does that mean that I am working for a Russian billionaire?? Maybe he can give me some pointers because:

[knicksfan7Participant]

I didn’t put teams in for a reason, that reason probably because mostly everyone on here is not of NBA size by any means. More so so it can be interpretative. If you want to be on the Nets 8th, then you are a Net.

[The8thDeadlySinParticipant]

Sweet…I think that if Quinn can stay on that team I can… Shit, I can shoot and I am smart about the game.. I just need a chance for my foot to heal..

[Michael.S.Participant]

Im game.

[llperez]

thanks for the top 10 slot. Hopefully I can prove to be a steal.

[McWinningParticipant]

Im gonne be the next Dejuan Blair……….

[knicksfan7Participant]

Yeah the GM’s in the 4-8 range were skeptical over that busted ankle injury a few years back, but the GM picking in the 9 slot felt you will be better than ever.

[Michael.S.Participant]

Wait. Explaination please?

[d-grizzlyParticipant]

i’ve been off and on this site for a while…what exactly is this?

[SpencerIsHawesome2Participant]

huh?

[MagikKnickParticipant]

Mikenike/Lemon definetly is gonna be a steal, he should be a lottery pick

[knicksfan7Participant]

It’s a joke people.

[SpencerIsHawesome2Participant]

who is shylo and how is someone i never heard of ahead of me…. this is blasphemy!

[McWinningParticipant]

Apparently the player bargaining agreement for the draft is scrapped no, so were the only players left.

Im hoping to be taken by Portland at 22.

[McWinningParticipant]

Im pulling out if i dont get a guarantee in the lottery.

[The8thDeadlySinParticipant]

Oh this?? This is sort of a joke and a way to show that you appreciate someone at the same time.. It is a fresh change from the ordinary trade rumors and mock drafts that have littered this, once great, landscape we call NBADraft.net.. It is something that those of us “elders” do as sort of a slap on the but to our fellow posters.. If you dont know what this is, then you dont need to learn.. Im sorry but you are the weakest link, goodbye..

BTW, this is totally not gay.. Dont even try to say it is.. If you say this is gay, then your gay.. Ha!

[knicksfan7Participant]

@spencer everyone saw your lack of athleticism in the NBA so no one picked you in the lottery.

@revenger portland is very interested in your services at 22.

[McWinningParticipant]

i better talk to my agent.

[d-grizzlyParticipant]

? just out of curiousity…what am i, 2nd round?

[knicksfan7Participant]

No 25 the grizzlies want the hometown kid.

[Michael.S.Participant]

knicksfan is drafting himself. You selfish little….

[knicksfan7Participant]

I didn’t think anyone would notice…….argh!

[d-grizzlyParticipant]

i’ll take it

[The Scare Crow ReturnsParticipant]

Like Minnesota….If Cousins can do it…why can’t I…

[knicksfan7Participant]

Scarecrow, I have no clue where you get drafted, but where you get drafted is irrelevant. I expect you to be traded like Quentin Richardson last offseason.

[The Scare Crow ReturnsParticipant]

I’m really a top 10 talent….

[The Scare Crow ReturnsParticipant]

I’d rather be a starter on a playoff team….than Eddie Curry

[PurpleMonkeyDishwasherParticipant]

You’re slipping again. Shave that neck beard…. or you’ll probably end up on the “no fly list”. Increase the air flow into your o2 tent, it might increase your brain function.

[Mr. BasketballParticipant]

I guess I’m ben wallace and will go on to be an undrafted all-star and champion…

[knicksfan7Participant]

No you’re DeAndre Jordan. Hyped up, but gets snagged up in round 2.

[butidonthavemoney]

I don’t want to go to Minnesota!

[DanEboyParticipant]

The number 6th pick is going to be a bust…..watch.

[JNixonParticipant]

If you don’t want to play in Minny, stay overseas and sign a new contract with a team their. Oh, and pretend like you can’t generate the money to buy out your old contract

[The Scare Crow ReturnsParticipant]

and Beards…Whats your problem…Where do you live that you don’t come in contact with a wicked hardcore beard…oh I forgot your from Nowhere….doesn’t that make you the bubble boy…

[The Scare Crow ReturnsParticipant]

and DaneBoy…your already a Bust…lol..check out the top 3 singing your praises

[PurpleMonkeyDishwasherParticipant]

Swing….. and a miss. That’s the best you can come up with. Your beard fella…. the reference was the beard.
Increase the oxygen. It’s sounds like you have a case of dain bramage. You might want visit Minnesota some time so you’ll have some sort of perspective of what you are spewing about….. of course you’d feel awkward not having to be afraid for your safety walking down the street.

And the only color I noticed was the yellow… the large, brite yellow.

[The Scare Crow ReturnsParticipant]

K …..Your Kool……

[DanEboyParticipant]

scarecrow….that vid went straight on my facebook page…hilarious.

[JoeWolf1]

I dig #8, the Clips are my #2 team and the team that drafted the real Joe Wolf in 87′

[d-grizzlyParticipant]

f**k it…i want # 12…..

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