[butidonthavemoney]

Missing… (From the Producers of Lost)

Prelude:

June 24th, 2010 9:00 Eastern Time

Willie Warren was sitting inside of his hometown McDonalds, watching the 2010 NBA draft unfold. He didn’t order anything to eat, but he was constantly yelling at the employees for various reasons.

"These bathrooms are too boring!"

"This TV doesn’t show enough colors!"

"That old man glanced at me!"

He was driving everyone crazy, but he had a reputation of being a bit of a head case, so nobody wanted to say anything to him.

Warren was focused on ESPN’s coverage of the draft. A woman reporter was currently on, talking about a misfortune that had occurred earlier in the night.

"And this will hopefully be the last time that DeMarcus Cousins, Kevin Love and Al Jefferson try to sit in the same chair."

Then the view switched over to Stuart Scott, who was sitting in the lobby with the other analysts.

"Thank you, Lisa. Our hearts go out to the victims and their families. Anyway, here’s David Stern with the 24th Pick in the NBA Draft!"

David Stern approached the podium. "We have a trade. The Memphis Grizzlies trade Avery Bradley to the Los Angeles Clipp…"

David was interrupted by a loud, high-pitched scream coming from the audience.

"Calm down, Avery. Nobody likes a whiner. The Los Angeles Clippers for a future first round draft pick and cash considerations. And with the 24th pick in the NBA draft, the Atlanta Hawks select, Gani Lawal from Georgia Tech University. The Memphis Grizzlies are on the clock."

"Well, we’ll start with Avery Bradley going to the Clippers. Do you think this is a good move for the Clips?" Stuart Scott asked Stephen A. Smith.

"I think this is a bad fit because they already have Baron Davis and Eric Gordon. HOWEVAAA, I think that he will help them defensively."

Back at McDonalds, a drop of sweat fell from Willie Warren’s forehead. His eye twitched as he stood up suddenly. "I don’t sweat! Nobody makes Willie sweat! Not Coach Capel, not the draft, and NOT EVEN YOU!!!" He yelled as he pointed to the old man, who was trying not to look at him. "I’m so sick of this crap! My agent told me I was going first overall!"

He opened the double doors of McDonalds violently. "YOU TOLD ME I WAS GOING FIRST!" He shouted as he pointed to a homeless man.

"naw naw I sayzd you are teh wizard. dont eat dem puddun cakes they are filled with sun kinda crazy goo." The drunken hobo mumbled.

Willie walked back into McDonalds with a scowl on his face. "Last time I trust Chad Ford."

He sat back down in his chair, and continued watching the draft.

"HOWEVAAA, the Gordon Hayward diss is straight-up fire."

"Thank you Stephen, for that in-depth review of Luke Babbitt’s rap album. Here’s David Stern with the 25th pick of the NBA draft."

David Stern re-approached the podium. "With the 25th pick of the NBA draft, the Memphis Grizzlies select, Willie Warren from the University of Oklahoma."

Willie stood up slowly. He put on some cheap sunglasses and then turned off the TV. He then started nodding his head slowly, he pounded his chest twice and said, "Cause I gets mine…"

He then walked over to a table with a young girl and a man in a suit. He grabbed all of the french fries and stuffed them into his mouth at the same time. Then he picked up the soda, took one sip and then threw the rest away. Then he took the small hamburger and stuffed it into his pocket as he stared down the young girl. He started to chuckle as he left the McDonalds, and began his walk home.

The man in the suit took a deep breath and looked at the young girl. "I’m sorry Abigail; the Make-A-Wish foundation only had enough money for one Happy Meal."

"Oh, that’s OK." Abigail responded.

"Well, let’s get you back to the orphanage…"

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Next Week – Chapter 1

Willie Warren and Lance Stephenson arrive to training camp. The imminent drama explodes and results in a horrible misplacement…

Oh, and Avery Bradley and Al-Farouq Aminu suffer season ending injuries.

[IndianaBasketballParticipant]

You need to become an author and start writing books lol.

[butidonthavemoney]

Thanks man!

Also, shoutout to OrangeJuiceJones. I kind of stepped on his Stephen A. Smith impression there.

[Michael.S.Participant]

Butidonthavemoney-have you finished up college yet?

[McWinningParticipant]

You should write movie scripts and try to sell them to studios.

someone made $6.5 mil for selling deva vus script to a studio.

[kphelpsParticipant]

loved that. especially the part at the end where he steals the peoples food. hilarious

[SpencerIsHawesome2Participant]

Legit….

[The Scare Crow ReturnsParticipant]

I want you to keep it up…I’m working on making my first graphic novel but have always wanted to make a comedy…if you got the time I got the vision….

[butidonthavemoney]

– I have 3 years before I finish college.

– I’ll try to find somebody who will buy the script of Popcorn Story Dos.

– Thanks. If you liked that, you might like this… http://www.nbadraft.net/node/17054

[piratejpParticipant]

Poor Abigail – which is worse, being an orphan or having a run-in with Willie Warren? Tough one…

Nice job on this – pretty funny stuff!

[butidonthavemoney]

Happy 100th Point!

[McDunkin]

my uncle ralphus agrees

[butidonthavemoney]

The action will really pick up next week. It gets crazy-monkey intense.

[piratejpParticipant]

Thanks! I actually hit 100 last year, but almost right after I did, the Points Bandit nailed me, and I dropped down to single digits in one afternoon.

I was crushed! I’d been planning on donating those points so some under-privelaged child could have a real Christmas. That poor kid’s face would surely have lit up seeing 100 nbadraftnet points in his stocking. Damn you Points Bandit!!!

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