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  • #47719
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    akhan786
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    AP is reporting due to a severe back injury Lebron James will need surgery that will sideline him for the season and playoffs. A press conference will be held with the entire Miami Heat organization and David Stern.

    APRIL FOOLS

    Haha I heard this joke over the radio and I actually believed it. I had been busy all day so it hadn’t registered to me at all that it was April Fools and so while driving on the highway I almost had a heart attack and subsequent crash when I heard the news lol. I immediately started worrying about my Fantasy because I’m in the Finals and then I started thinking about how much the playoffs were gonna suck and how Lebron was just playing his best bball of his career….and then I looked at the date lol. Needless to say I felt pretty stupid.

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  • #759441
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    Mikez
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    Next year i’m just going to sleep all of April 1st, honestly, the amount of stupidity this date has become…

    I miss the days where april fools jokes were you running chasing someone with your car until they got into an alley chased them on foot with a knife until they hit a dead end, started backing into a corner and working their way towards the ground asking why then you rip off your ski mask yelling “april fools!!!”

    damn technology…

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  • #759445
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    akhan786
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    Damn you guys aren’t a fun bunch.

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  • #759446
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    Hale
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    I gave you +1 just because I finally didn’t fall for an April Fools joke.

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  • #759476
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    frogman
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    Next year write something we may believe. We woulda heard if there was a chance Lebron being out for the season. Take notes from the dude that fooled me with the RIP Kareem. Good luck!

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  • #759477
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    aamir543
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    Had I not gone to ESPN first, I may have fell for it, but I figured that A) This would be plastered all over ESPN, and B) SportsCenter would’ve given me a notification.

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  • #759489
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    akhan786
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    Intention wasn’t to fool you people. Moreso to tell how I got fooled into thinking Lebron was out for the season.

    Reading comprehension isn’t a strength of many here.

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  • #759535
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    frogman
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    Well if you really believed that then common sense isn’t strength of yours.

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  • #759536
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    TRC1991
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    akhan losing points by the minute

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  • #759539
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    Tongue-Out-Like-23
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    This wasn’t cleverly thought-out

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  • #759545
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    Gronounours
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    So “RIP Kareem Abdul-Jabbar” results in +35 points, and “LeBron out for season” in -35. Is there a rational explanation for this? Is it so funnier to announce the death of an former star than the injury of a current star?

    BTW, both are terrible.

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    • #759550
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      Cynthia
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      The reason the Kareem one was more believable is because Kareem is quite honestly pretty old. It’s very likely he could have actually passed.

      But yes it’s a terrible thing to joke about, but it’s one of the few that actually got me yesterday, if even just for a second.

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  • #759556
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    Hitster
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    The RIP Kareem is not in my book particularly funny and the injury one is a bit unoriginal, I would have thought something like Duke or Kentucky Uni converting into the 31st NBA Team would have been more original.

    One of the best ones we had in the UK a few years back was that the England Football team would play in the Premier League and loads of fans started bombarding phone-ins as they thought their teams might lose their top players.

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