LeBron James Jokes... - NBADraft.net

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Posted on: Fri, 07/09/2010 - 4:54pm #18926

Mr.Knick 32
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What were some of the funniest LBJ things you heard since yesterday?
The Funniest I heard- I think this is the first time in history one man managed to destroy an entire city by himself. Even the Enola Gay had a flight crew.
And This one
Big freakin deal, Cleveland. Signed, Seattle.
Here’s another classic
I’ve figured out the moral of the story: Stay in school.
Wade: 3 years at Marquette
Bosh: 1 year at Georgia Tech
The kid from Akron: no college
The most educated guy convinced his dumber friends to come play on his team for less money.
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Posted on: Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:36pm #350922

Platypus
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Posted on: Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:51pm #350932

ItsVictorOladipo
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Trying to come up with a nickname for Miami:
The Three…umm…egos?
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Posted on: Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:59pm #350933

MagikKnick
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This is hilarious:
http://img821.imageshack.us/img821/9407/100709211617.png
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Posted on: Fri, 07/09/2010 - 7:00pm #350934

hoodwink
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don’t be a total hack ; at least cite that ALL of these came from bill simmons’ mailbag column today.
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Posted on: Fri, 07/09/2010 - 7:03pm #350937

ItsVictorOladipo
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nobody claimed to have invented any of these…
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Posted on: Fri, 07/09/2010 - 7:04pm #350938

buckeyefan
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What does Lebron and his dad have in common?
They both leave when times get tough.
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Posted on: Fri, 07/09/2010 - 7:05pm #350939

Imaking6004
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Lawyer announces he is LeBron’s father!
A lawyer has filed a lawsuit in federal court, claiming he is the father of basketball star LeBron James. Looks like LeBron should have chosen to play in New York–he would have only been a short drive from the Maury Povich Show.
LeBron goes to Washington!
Breaking News: My sources say out of Washington, Lebron James is not signing with any team. He’s going to stop the oil spill!! He is going to clog the pipes with his ego.
Sponsorship for LeBron Special
Thursday, LeBron James will have a one-hour special on ESPN to announce what team he will play for next year. James’ representatives requested they be allowed to sell Ad Space.
The first commercial was sold to Brett Favre to publicize his own one-hour special in August on wheter he’ll play next year.
LeBron Eyes the Prize!
LeBron James and Shaquille O’Neal say they both want the same thing this season: to avoid being shot by Delonte West.
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- Posted on: Fri, 07/09/2010 - 7:26pm #350951
  
  ready4nets
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  imaking….I did not laugh once for any of those jokes – pretty corny man
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Posted on: Fri, 07/09/2010 - 7:35pm #350961

Imaking6004
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@ready4nets Well go find your own LeBron joke to laugh at, as a parting gift:
Nets owner Mikhail Prokhorov reportedly doesn’t own a cell phone and never uses the Internet. Which explains why he bought the Nets.
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Posted on: Fri, 07/09/2010 - 7:39pm #350964

NYCrealdeal
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that was rough
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Posted on: Fri, 07/09/2010 - 7:56pm #350969

Tobe Bryant
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Definitely predicted exactly where all players were gonna land this year….
IN THE NBA!
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Posted on: Fri, 07/09/2010 - 8:00pm #350973

llperez
the heat need a nickname similar to the big 3 in boston. How about the:
three…uhm…egos
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Posted on: Fri, 07/09/2010 - 8:04pm #350975

Imaking6004
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@sikn3s I can admit mine wasnt that funny but this one takes an all time low, definitely notlol.
and lilperez that joke has been used more than Kim Kardashian
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Posted on: Fri, 07/09/2010 - 8:05pm #350978

llperez
Man i was hopping it was new and i was the only one who heard it. I fail, thanks for correcting me.
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Posted on: Fri, 07/09/2010 - 8:08pm #350979

Imaking6004
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no prob, I know im not funny today either.
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Posted on: Fri, 07/09/2010 - 8:15pm #350982

Imaking6004
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One more crack hope this works!
While leaving Cleveland LeBron needed more protection than Obama did at a KKK revival meeting featuring Don Imus and Rush Limbaugh.
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Posted on: Fri, 07/09/2010 - 8:23pm #350984

marcusfizer21
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llperez is 6’4… why’d y’all call him lil? lol
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Posted on: Fri, 07/09/2010 - 8:25pm #350985

Imaking6004
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oh my bad thought his name said lilperez not llperez major fail on me.
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Posted on: Fri, 07/09/2010 - 9:34pm #351000

RUDEBOY_
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DNA Tests actually proved that Lebron is indeed 63 years old..He wanted to win a title before he reached the legal retirement age of 65
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Posted on: Mon, 07/12/2010 - 2:39pm #352830

Tobe Bryant
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HENCE THE “JOKES” PORTION OF THIS THREAD!!!
YOU GUYS TAKE MORE SHOTS THAN LEBRON IN CLUTCH TIME!
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Posted on: Mon, 07/12/2010 - 2:53pm #352839

McDunkin
Why did Lebron James cross the road?
Because D-Wade and Bosh were already there
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Posted on: Mon, 07/12/2010 - 4:59pm #352931

RUDEBOY_
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MCDUNKIN & his infamous Drumroll
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Posted on: Mon, 07/12/2010 - 5:10pm #352935

McWinning
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Your mom smokes weed.
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Posted on: Mon, 07/12/2010 - 8:40pm #353101

thaprodigy
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LeBrons heading south but is his mom riding West??
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