[valentine]

I think there is a certain small college big man who should be getting some publicity……Juan Paulino averages 14pts & 14 rebs/game for a DIII school. He is 6’7, flabby, and has a 29 inch vertical leap. He had an offer to go to UAB but he was not bright enough to attend. He started 15 of his team’s 18 games last year! He maintains a strict diet of tortillas in the morning and Taco Bell in the evenings.

A quick look at his player profile and you will be able to see the sheer verocity in his eyes and the slack “Im a tough guy” body language of a true man-beast:

http://www.wells.edu/athletics/jpaulino.htm

‘CMiller’ has GREAT things to say about him and expects him to be a beast in the league for years to come:

http://www.nbadraft.net/node/17808

[joecheck88Participant]

ya he just looks like he has that competitive fire. looks like he is a workaholic in the gym. lol. I dont think any NBA team wants an overweight, underacheiving, dumb, undersized bigman. That just my opinion though.

[SlimParticipant]

this is messed up

[juves4783Participant]

i gotta agree. the kid is averaging a double-double in D-3!!!! he’s only 6′-7″…..but with the success of milsap, landry, davis, powe and chuck hayes; the nba’s new hot draft top is where can i find the next great undersized player. this new fad is much like in the early 2000s when it was really cool to draft tall, goofy european dudes that can shoot 3’s really well in shootarounds (sorry, tskiti).

it appears he also had academic issues and personal problems that would not allow him into UAB. sounds like a “can’t miss”. nbadraft.net needs to get this kid’s profile up because he’s got LOTTERY PICK written all over him.

[SlimParticipant]

and politically incorrect

[OrangeJuiceJonesParticipant]

The look says it all:

“Es mi barrio, homes. Es mi barrio.”

Seriously though, why is cmiller promoting himself? Is he really naive enough to think that it’ll get him an NBA or NBDL contract? Thank you, morrisonisfunnylooking, I needed that laugh. Now let me get off here before caps lock man comes on and claims his barrio.

[OrangeJuiceJonesParticipant]

F being politically correct; F it sideways. People are too sensitive nowadays.

[SlimParticipant]

why so sensitive 🙁

[OrangeJuiceJonesParticipant]

ur mama? That’s the best you can come up with, Okeke?

I’m gonna go to work, and I hope you can conjure up a better comeback by the time I get home, young man.

[Morrisonisfunnylooking]

If you were to say ‘ur mama’ to Juan Paulino then you would be talking about Maria Marlon……and Juan Paulino would give you that squinty-eyed glare from his player profile before unleashing DIII Taco Bell fury.

[SlimParticipant]

Yo Momma so Dirty
she has to creep up on the bath water.

[SlimParticipant]

crybabies go home

[SlimParticipant]

man nobody can take a joke unless its racist…message taken, stooges

[butidonthavemoney]

Jaun Paulino thinks he’s John Bryant 2010. Well he isn’t. There will never be another John Bryant.

[OrangeJuiceJonesParticipant]

Hi, I’m “17 Dollars Man.” When I’m not flashin’ Washingtons or pickin’ up my gear from the Goodwill, I’m analyzing jokes. You see, kids, whenever we hear a joke, a certain part of our brain says, “That’s funny!” However, what we find funny differs from person to person. Some people like racist jokes, others like yo mama jokes, and others simply like folding clothes. We should all respect each other’s difference in opinion of humor.

This over-sized picture was paid and approved for by the Association of Retarded Wanna-Be Gangstas.

[butidonthavemoney]

Never to be outdone. butidonthavemoney posts a far better picture than OrangeJuiceJones’…

This over-sized picture was paid and approved for by the Association of Creepy Guys who want to Eat Jessica Simpson.

[OrangeJuiceJonesParticipant]

Touche, butidonthavemoney. Touche……..

[butidonthavemoney]

[Adi Joseph]

For what it’s worth, I just covered an Erie Bayhawks game. John Bryant obviously dominated in the 102-78 loss.

[SlimParticipant]

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