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  • Posted on: Mon, 09/14/2009 - 9:11pm #8629
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    OrangeJuiceJones
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    If pro/college basketball didn’t exist, what do you think these guys would these guys be doing with their lives? Try and be creative.

    Ron Artest

    Chris “Birdman” Andersen

    Stephon Marbury

    KG

    Gerald Green

    LeBron

    J.R. Smith

    Stephen Jackson

    Carmelo

    Sebastian Telfair

    Derrick Rose

    Jamario Moon

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  • Posted on: Mon, 09/14/2009 - 9:29pm #212606
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    tli232

    Ron Artest: Part of Kanye West’s entourage

    Chris Andersen: Human Bean Pole

    Starbury: Admitted to a psych ward

    KG: Motivational Speaker for Bi-Curious boys

    Gerald Green: Standing next to average looking people to make them seem comparatively better looking

    LeBron: Pornstar/ Professional Body Builder

    J.R. Smith: …. I got nothing

    Stephen Jackson: Professional pedofile ( I don’t know about you, but his smile is SOOO CREEPY)

    Carmelo: Playing the token Black kid in High school Musical 4 through 20

    Sebastian Telfair: …. I got nothing

    Derrick Rose: College Dropout… ZING!

    Jamario Moon: Harlem Globetrotter team member.

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  • Posted on: Tue, 09/15/2009 - 4:21am #212630
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    McWinning
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    Ron Artest: nfl linebacker

    Chris “Birdman” Andersen: volleyball player

    LeBron: not sure what nfl position.

    those are all i have.

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  • Posted on: Tue, 09/15/2009 - 4:48am #212640
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    JoeWolf1

    I think if Chris “Birdman” Anderson didn’t have the NBA’s millions of dollars to motivate him to get off drugs, he be kicking it in a trailer park cooking meth

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  • Posted on: Tue, 09/15/2009 - 6:54am #212661
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    BasketballGuru24
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    Ron Artest– Co-Hosting Americas Most wanted ( Repeatedly telling people about the incident with his friend at the basketball court)

    Chris “Birdman” Andersen– Living in Sesame street Married To Big Bird

    Stephon Marbury- Gay Stripper / Video hoe

    KG- That Tall Guy Thats Always Plays At the YMCA

    Gerald Green- Playing High School Basketball for the rest of his life

    LeBron— Lebron Who?

    J.R. Smith — Will Make a Documentary on What The J.R Really Stands For

    Stephen Jackson- Will try to Force Micheal jackson Spot on The jackson 5

    Carmelo- Becomes Willy Wonkas New Associate

    Sebastian Telfair- Owning the Strip Club Marbury Works In

    Derrick Rose– Be So Poor he Couldn’t Afford His Last name

    Jamario Moon– Lab Rat

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  • Posted on: Tue, 09/15/2009 - 7:47am #212665
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    quincey hodges

    i can see rose,lebron,artest playing football…couldnt ya’ll see artest being a mma fighter though

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  • Posted on: Tue, 09/15/2009 - 9:51am #212680
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    joecheck88
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    points for tli and basketballguru. some of the funniest stuff i have seen. good work.

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  • Posted on: Tue, 09/15/2009 - 1:34pm #212704
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    Henry25
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    LeBron would definetley be a wide reciever. thats what he played in hs.

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  • Posted on: Tue, 09/15/2009 - 2:03pm #212710
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    JNixon
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    Ron Artest- Riding the short bus with tented windows constantly listening to his rap CD (which was pretty horrible btw). Is it me, or are Artest’s eyes EXTREMELY close together…thats a sign of a slow kid.

    Chris “Birdman” Andersen- Going to college parties getting stoned up..

    Stephon Marbury- Trying to get the Starbury symbol off of his head without a laser..

    KG-A stunt double for Kermit the Frog…

    Gerald Green- Asking Travis Ford to let him walk on to his program at OK State..

    LeBron- Playing Tight End for the Cleveland Browns, talking the coaches into hiding game film of him getting crackbacked on a crossing route..

    J.R. Smith- Getting jumped constantly in Newark for throwing up random gang signs for gangs he’s not in….

    Stephen Jackson-Trying to find the man that had him arrested a year ago..

    Carmelo- A car accident victim that leaves the scene, he’s good at hitting and running (remember the fight against Denver)

    Sebastian Telfair- Playing in Rucker Park talking about how their are no cat-sized rats in the streets of Minneapolis..

    Derrick Rose- A student at Sylvan Learning Center…

    Jamario Moon-Harlem Globetrotter stuntman…

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  • Posted on: Tue, 09/15/2009 - 2:40pm #212716
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    tli232

    Iggy, your list is pretty awesome

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  • Posted on: Wed, 09/16/2009 - 7:01am #212824
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    PsychoTforPresident
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    Ron Artest

    Chris “Birdman” Andersen – On the cover of high times as man of the decade

    Stephon Marbury – Roller Derby referee

    KG – Big and Tall model

    Gerald Green – Bike Messanger

    LeBron – NFL wide reciever (probably the best or close to it)

    J.R. Smith – Dentist

    Stephen Jackson – Does it really matter?

    Carmelo – Daycare teacher

    Sebastian Telfair – Roller Coaster Operator

    Derrick Rose – Janitor

    Jamario Moon – Underwater scuba photographer

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  • Posted on: Wed, 09/16/2009 - 7:03am #212826
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    PsychoTforPresident
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    What I mean by not putting anything next to Ron is that I think Ron would be Ron no matter what, it seems basketball is more of a distraction to him then something he likes doing.

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  • Posted on: Wed, 09/16/2009 - 7:05am #212828
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    McWinning
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    actually Greg Oden would be a dentist thats what he loves doing besides basketball.

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