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- Posted on: Sat, 02/19/2011 - 6:46pm #26059
BasketballGuru24ParticipantIve heard some funny shyt today from these commentators. What was your favorite line ?
0 - Posted on: Sat, 02/19/2011 - 6:50pm #494285
Tongue-Out-Like-23ParticipantCharles Barkley on Kenny Smith having too much presentation for Blake’s dunks.
"It’s like having a pretty girl but she dumb, it don’t matter… she dumb"
Charles Barkley on JaVale McGee’s shoes
"What kind of shoes are those? You wanna know? They’re called runner-up shoes"
0 - Posted on: Sat, 02/19/2011 - 6:50pm #494332
Tongue-Out-Like-23ParticipantCharles Barkley on Kenny Smith having too much presentation for Blake’s dunks.
"It’s like having a pretty girl but she dumb, it don’t matter… she dumb"
Charles Barkley on JaVale McGee’s shoes
"What kind of shoes are those? You wanna know? They’re called runner-up shoes"
0 - Posted on: Sat, 02/19/2011 - 8:02pm #494353
Da1potParticipantCharles Barkley on Darryl Dawkins suit: "Mom I know where your curtains went"
"Light skinned brother are coming back"
0 - Posted on: Sat, 02/19/2011 - 8:02pm #494400
Da1potParticipantCharles Barkley on Darryl Dawkins suit: "Mom I know where your curtains went"
"Light skinned brother are coming back"
0 - Posted on: Sat, 02/19/2011 - 8:06pm #494357
stealsgaloreParticipant"Hops are like the women you meet in the club, they’re only there when you’re in the league"-Reggie Miller
0 - Posted on: Sat, 02/19/2011 - 8:06pm #494404
stealsgaloreParticipant"Hops are like the women you meet in the club, they’re only there when you’re in the league"-Reggie Miller
0 - Posted on: Sat, 02/19/2011 - 8:31pm #494367
BasketBalAllanParticipant"I had a body like that when I first came in the NBA"
"Youall need to come over and watch some vintage Charles Barkley tapes"
0 - Posted on: Sat, 02/19/2011 - 8:31pm #494414
BasketBalAllanParticipant"I had a body like that when I first came in the NBA"
"Youall need to come over and watch some vintage Charles Barkley tapes"
0 - Posted on: Sun, 02/20/2011 - 11:58am #494712
HitsterParticipantThere is a website run by a British Magazine called Private Eye called Colemanballs where they always list the greatest ever commentator gaffes and it was named after a now retired British Sports Commentator called David Coleman who made a few on air gaffes.
Some famous entries include
"Stronsay is an island surrounded by sea"
"He’s 31 this year – last year he was 30";
"Brendan Foster, by himself, with 20,000 people";
"Here they come, every colour of the rainbow: black, white, brown".
"The bowler’s Holding, the batsman’s Willey" – from a game of cricket featuring opposing players Michael Holding and Peter Willey
"He’s pulling him off. The Spanish manager is pulling his Captain off!”
We’ve had cars going off left, right and centre", –
"with half of the race gone, there is half of the race still to go."
"There’s nothing wrong with his car, except it’s on fire"
"and there goes Juantorena down the back straight, opening his legs and showing his class." – about the famous Cuban Double Olympic Champion
A few of the above are by a former F1 Racing Commentator called Murray Walker whose greatest moments can be found on YouTube and are worth a look if you ever want a laugh.
0 - Posted on: Sun, 02/20/2011 - 11:58am #494761
HitsterParticipantThere is a website run by a British Magazine called Private Eye called Colemanballs where they always list the greatest ever commentator gaffes and it was named after a now retired British Sports Commentator called David Coleman who made a few on air gaffes.
Some famous entries include
"Stronsay is an island surrounded by sea"
"He’s 31 this year – last year he was 30";
"Brendan Foster, by himself, with 20,000 people";
"Here they come, every colour of the rainbow: black, white, brown".
"The bowler’s Holding, the batsman’s Willey" – from a game of cricket featuring opposing players Michael Holding and Peter Willey
"He’s pulling him off. The Spanish manager is pulling his Captain off!”
We’ve had cars going off left, right and centre", –
"with half of the race gone, there is half of the race still to go."
"There’s nothing wrong with his car, except it’s on fire"
"and there goes Juantorena down the back straight, opening his legs and showing his class." – about the famous Cuban Double Olympic Champion
A few of the above are by a former F1 Racing Commentator called Murray Walker whose greatest moments can be found on YouTube and are worth a look if you ever want a laugh.
0 - Posted on: Sun, 02/20/2011 - 5:23pm #495005
BasketBalAllanParticipantCharles
"I be popin those Viagra like tic-tacs"
0- Posted on: Wed, 11/20/2013 - 9:20pm #851512
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0 - Posted on: Wed, 11/20/2013 - 9:20pm #851625
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- Posted on: Sun, 02/20/2011 - 5:23pm #495053
BasketBalAllanParticipantCharles
"I be popin those Viagra like tic-tacs"
0 - Posted on: Fri, 01/31/2014 - 1:21am #867115
lilyjoinParticipantI had a body like that when I first came in the NBA
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0 - Posted on: Fri, 01/31/2014 - 1:21am #867220
lilyjoinParticipantI had a body like that when I first came in the NBA
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