[qDizzle32Participant]

Since we’ve seen this guy bash on all of the top American prospects of this upcoming draft so many times. Plus all the information he’s been negged for from him talking about the Adetokunbo’s and the rest of his Europeons who he believes should “be in people’s mock drafts”, I’m gonna make a mock draft of who I think would be in his mock draft if he were to ever make one.

#1 Cleveland Cavaliers: Giannis Adetokoubo
EB posts about or should I say gets negged for posting about just about once or twice every two days about this kid. With him being listed of being born in December of 1994 making him the youngest player in the draft, he is also 6’10 with an impressive 7’5 wingspan. He could even play some Shooting Guard according to what EB has said as well. But this guy is worthy as going first overall just as much as Andrew Wiggins is next year says EB. With his very low level of competition, his stock remains very questionable on which teams would want to take him before they stash him in Europe for a few more years. When we say we is very “raw”, he believes that we mean he is very raw as in like how Tyga would use the word.

#2 Orlando Magic: Athanasios Adetokoubo
The older brother of Giannis is ironically the player he loves to endorse the second most. Or is it really ironic? Even though there last name on their visa was spelled with a “po” at the end instead of “bo”, he asked the moderators of the website to spell it “Adetokunbo” if you can even notice a difference from how I spelled it already. Adding an extra N, hmmmm. By the way it isn’t too late for him to declare again is it? EB says its not.

#3 Washington Wizards: Nikos Pappas
After last summers draft results came out, he stated in his own words that the NBA is “racist” against Greeks for not drafting him. Apparently the NBA made him eligible again despite him being born in 1990 a year older than the rest of the automatically eligible entrants, the NBA only did it to show that they are not racist even though he still won’t get drafted. Although he was named to the All-Tournament in the 2009 FIBA U-19 World Championships along with Klay Thompson and Tyshawn Taylor, that makes him good enough to be picked third in his second time being eligible for the draft.

#4 Charlotte Bobcats: Facundo Campazzo
Just earlier today, he was complaining why this Campazzo kid wasn’t in anybodies mock drafts. Surprisingly EB went with a player who is neither Greek or Europeon to go fourth. But since he is of Italian descent, that makes it close enough. Must be assuming Michael Jordan’s is ready to draft the Adam Morrison 2.0. Although Campazzo did make a name for himself worldwide last summer after punching Carmelo Anthony in the balls, EB seeks revenge by bringing this guy to the NBA since Team USA still hasn’t lost a game since 2006.

#5 Phoenix Suns: Vassilis Spanoulis
Since he made EB’s dream come true back in 2006 where Greece somehow beat Team USA in the FIBA World Championships, this Vassilis Spanoulis guy deserves a second chance in the NBA after riding the bench for the Houston Rockets in the 06-07 season said Europeon Basketballer himself. Even though he is almost 31 years old, he should at least be eligible to be drafted again for his performance of leading Greece to defeat Team USA all the way back in 2006 which was 7 years ago for crying out loud!

[torontoraptors10Participant]

#6 – New Orleans Pelicans – Rudy Gobert
#7 – Sacramento Kings – Nemanja Nedovic
#8 – Detroit Pistons – Josep Franch
#9 – Minnesota Timberwolves – Daniel Theis
#10 – Portland Trail Blazers – Oleksandr Lypovyy
#11 – Philadelphia 76ers – Arsalan Kazem
#12 – Oklahoma City Thunder – Sergey Karasev
#13 – Dallas Mavericks – Jordan Aboudou
#14 – Utah Jazz – Augusto Lima

[torontoraptors10Participant]

#6 – New Orleans Pelicans – Rudy Gobert
#7 – Sacramento Kings – Nemanja Nedovic
#8 – Detroit Pistons – Josep Franch
#9 – Minnesota Timberwolves – Daniel Theis
#10 – Portland Trail Blazers – Oleksandr Lypovyy
#11 – Philadelphia 76ers – Arsalan Kazem
#12 – Oklahoma City Thunder – Sergey Karasev
#13 – Dallas Mavericks – Jordan Aboudou
#14 – Utah Jazz – Augusto Lima

[GrandmamaParticipant]

Where’s Lefteris?? lol, damn EuroTroll, look what he’s accomplished.

[GrandmamaParticipant]

Where’s Lefteris?? lol, damn EuroTroll, look what he’s accomplished.

[Ahkasi ClayParticipant]

Spanoulis is ranked to low

[Ahkasi ClayParticipant]

Spanoulis is ranked to low

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