This topic contains 216 replies, has 18 voices, and was last updated by AvatarAvatar Nbanflguy 14 years, 4 months ago.

  • Author
    Posts
  • #22833
    AvatarAvatar
    Nbanflguy
    Participant

    Just thought i would make a post for all the Darko enthusiasts to talk about the starting center for the Minnesota Timberwolves. So lets start getting our Darko on!

    Anyone see his 4 rebounds 3 block game tonight? Was a great force in the paint. ( Held some guy named Dwight Howard to 18 points and 16 boards)

    0
  • #426541
    AvatarAvatar
    McDunkin

    Stop the Darko discrimination…It was all Joe Dumars fault

    0
  • #426558
    AvatarAvatar
    McDunkin

    Stop the Darko discrimination…It was all Joe Dumars fault

    0
  • #426547
    AvatarAvatar
    Nbanflguy
    Participant

    ha i am not discriminating! Darko is my boi! Much love

    0
  • #426564
    AvatarAvatar
    Nbanflguy
    Participant

    ha i am not discriminating! Darko is my boi! Much love

    0
  • #426549
    AvatarAvatar
    Im Your Father
    Participant

    NBAflguy… I thought I was the only Darko fan on this site! I’m so glad to know I’m not alone. What is your favorite Darko stat this year? I’m really partial to that .182 fg percentage he’s got going so far?

    If his career ended today what do you think his hall of fame chances would be? I’d put him on that McGrady, Grant Hill type level, but if he keeps this up, he’ll work himself into first-ballot contention. 

     

    0
  • #426566
    AvatarAvatar
    Im Your Father
    Participant

    NBAflguy… I thought I was the only Darko fan on this site! I’m so glad to know I’m not alone. What is your favorite Darko stat this year? I’m really partial to that .182 fg percentage he’s got going so far?

    If his career ended today what do you think his hall of fame chances would be? I’d put him on that McGrady, Grant Hill type level, but if he keeps this up, he’ll work himself into first-ballot contention. 

     

    0
  • #426555
    AvatarAvatar
    Nbanflguy
    Participant

    The Father… I am glad to see another loyal Darko fan. Darko fans are a dying breed and we need to stick together. As for my favorite stat, i think i have to go with .8 APG. You just dont see big men in the league that can get the open players their shots and make everyone better around him.

    HOF? I think you are kinda selling him short. I would say he light years ahead of McGrady and Hill. They are all greta players but Darko has a Championship. I am thinking 1 or 2 more years at this pace and his is first ballot and video game cover material. You listening 2k sports?

    Much love

    0
  • #426572
    AvatarAvatar
    Nbanflguy
    Participant

    The Father… I am glad to see another loyal Darko fan. Darko fans are a dying breed and we need to stick together. As for my favorite stat, i think i have to go with .8 APG. You just dont see big men in the league that can get the open players their shots and make everyone better around him.

    HOF? I think you are kinda selling him short. I would say he light years ahead of McGrady and Hill. They are all greta players but Darko has a Championship. I am thinking 1 or 2 more years at this pace and his is first ballot and video game cover material. You listening 2k sports?

    Much love

    0
  • #426561
    AvatarAvatar
    Im Your Father
    Participant

    The real question is though, How badly are the Cavaliers regretting taking Lebron James first overall? I mean lets compare…

    Lebron: Huge chocker who never won a championship in 7 years in Cleveland. 

    Darko: Clutch superstar who immediately brought Detroit a championship his first year in the league. If the Cavs had taken him instead they’d have a dynasty right now. 

    0
  • #426578
    AvatarAvatar
    Im Your Father
    Participant

    The real question is though, How badly are the Cavaliers regretting taking Lebron James first overall? I mean lets compare…

    Lebron: Huge chocker who never won a championship in 7 years in Cleveland. 

    Darko: Clutch superstar who immediately brought Detroit a championship his first year in the league. If the Cavs had taken him instead they’d have a dynasty right now. 

    0
  • #426563
    AvatarAvatar
    Hi its Ben
    Participant

    yeah i always thought darko has proved to be more than worthy of his 2nd selection in the ’03 draft……

    0
  • #426580
    AvatarAvatar
    Hi its Ben
    Participant

    yeah i always thought darko has proved to be more than worthy of his 2nd selection in the ’03 draft……

    0
  • #426601
    AvatarAvatar
    Nbanflguy
    Participant

    Yeah exactly. I think the main reason cleveland was so upset with Lebron was that they passed on Darko and really needed James to do something, anything to prove that they made the right choice. Dan Gilbert was perfectly fine with letting James walk and signing Darko this offseason. When Darko decided to resign with the timberwolves, James was the cavs backup plan, but as we all see that didnt go as planned either….. Gilbert was ferious with lebron for ducking out of town before winning a championship and making cav’s management look like a idiot for passing on Darko on that one fateful day. The day that will go down in infamy……….

    June 26, 2003

    0
  • #426617
    AvatarAvatar
    Nbanflguy
    Participant

    Yeah exactly. I think the main reason cleveland was so upset with Lebron was that they passed on Darko and really needed James to do something, anything to prove that they made the right choice. Dan Gilbert was perfectly fine with letting James walk and signing Darko this offseason. When Darko decided to resign with the timberwolves, James was the cavs backup plan, but as we all see that didnt go as planned either….. Gilbert was ferious with lebron for ducking out of town before winning a championship and making cav’s management look like a idiot for passing on Darko on that one fateful day. The day that will go down in infamy……….

    June 26, 2003

    0
  • #426607
    AvatarAvatar
    Nbanflguy
    Participant
  • #426623
    AvatarAvatar
    Nbanflguy
    Participant
  • #426631
    AvatarAvatar
    Im Your Father
    Participant

    I got you. A masterpiece like this deserves to be embedded on nbadraft.net for everyone to see.

    0
  • #426647
    AvatarAvatar
    Im Your Father
    Participant

    I got you. A masterpiece like this deserves to be embedded on nbadraft.net for everyone to see.

    0
  • #426633
    AvatarAvatar
    Nbanflguy
    Participant

    Why thank you…. How did you do that? I would like to show some more videos of our boi

    much love

    0
  • #426649
    AvatarAvatar
    Nbanflguy
    Participant

    Why thank you…. How did you do that? I would like to show some more videos of our boi

    much love

    0
  • #426636
    AvatarAvatar
    Im Your Father
    Participant

    Switch to plain text editor at the bottom of the screen. Then just paste the link.

    0
  • #426651
    AvatarAvatar
    Im Your Father
    Participant

    Switch to plain text editor at the bottom of the screen. Then just paste the link.

    0
  • #426637
    AvatarAvatar
    Nbanflguy
    Participant

    just the link? or embed code?

    0
  • #426653
    AvatarAvatar
    Nbanflguy
    Participant

    just the link? or embed code?

    0
  • #426642
    AvatarAvatar
    Nbanflguy
    Participant
    0
  • #426657
    AvatarAvatar
    Nbanflguy
    Participant
    0
  • #426658
    AvatarAvatar
    Im Your Father
    Participant

    Which play do you think was better? I’m leaning strongly towards Darko’s block.

    0
  • #426673
    AvatarAvatar
    Im Your Father
    Participant

    Which play do you think was better? I’m leaning strongly towards Darko’s block.

    0
  • #426656
    AvatarAvatar
    Nbanflguy
    Participant
    0
  • #426671
    AvatarAvatar
    Nbanflguy
    Participant
    0
  • #426664
    AvatarAvatar
    stanford hoops

    Man was I wring when I said darko would be the same ole player while a couple of people said this is his year. I mean the silky smooth moves that he makes on the way to a pretty shot that almost goes in 98percent of the time. HOF???? Naw how about G.O.A.T

    0
  • #426679
    AvatarAvatar
    stanford hoops

    Man was I wring when I said darko would be the same ole player while a couple of people said this is his year. I mean the silky smooth moves that he makes on the way to a pretty shot that almost goes in 98percent of the time. HOF???? Naw how about G.O.A.T

    0
  • #426666
    AvatarAvatar
    Nbanflguy
    Participant

    Yeah Dr J wasnt going against the athletes that Darko Plays against. Darko’s block easy.

    But i do like Dr J’s shorts

    0
  • #426681
    AvatarAvatar
    Nbanflguy
    Participant

    Yeah Dr J wasnt going against the athletes that Darko Plays against. Darko’s block easy.

    But i do like Dr J’s shorts

    0
  • #426726
    AvatarAvatar
    skip-bayless-is-my-hero

    i am going to have to strongly disagree with you guys.

    0
  • #426741
    AvatarAvatar
    skip-bayless-is-my-hero

    i am going to have to strongly disagree with you guys.

    0
  • #426732
    AvatarAvatar
    Nbanflguy
    Participant

    Well you are entitled to your opinion.

    What are the reasons you have for disagreeing?

    0
  • #426747
    AvatarAvatar
    Nbanflguy
    Participant

    Well you are entitled to your opinion.

    What are the reasons you have for disagreeing?

    0
  • #426753
    AvatarAvatar
    RUDEBOY_
    Participant

    STOP IT..All this Darko Love has Micheal Sweetney Turning Over in his GRAVE

     

    0
  • #426738
    AvatarAvatar
    RUDEBOY_
    Participant

    STOP IT..All this Darko Love has Micheal Sweetney Turning Over in his GRAVE

     

    0
  • #426754
    AvatarAvatar
    Nbanflguy
    Participant

    Oh no you didn't!

    0
  • #426769
    AvatarAvatar
    Nbanflguy
    Participant

    Oh no you didn't!

    0
  • #426830
    AvatarAvatar
    mj23mj23bestever
    Participant

    add another darko fan to ur mix the most impressive is that fantastic fg percentage a spot is already being cleared at hof for darko keep up the love and flash that ring in bnoat face all hail to darko

    0
  • #426845
    AvatarAvatar
    mj23mj23bestever
    Participant

    add another darko fan to ur mix the most impressive is that fantastic fg percentage a spot is already being cleared at hof for darko keep up the love and flash that ring in bnoat face all hail to darko

    0
  • #426832
    AvatarAvatar
    xavier328
    Participant

    Iam a huge  darko fan and supporter……i wouldnt say he shut dwight down dwight, Dwight  probably average 17ppg career wise…however, Darko still seems to be afraid of the basketball on offense lol …his not aggresive at all.

    0
  • #426847
    AvatarAvatar
    xavier328
    Participant

    Iam a huge  darko fan and supporter……i wouldnt say he shut dwight down dwight, Dwight  probably average 17ppg career wise…however, Darko still seems to be afraid of the basketball on offense lol …his not aggresive at all.

    0
  • #426842
    AvatarAvatar
    Pureshooter
    Participant

    Wow, the Magic had 15 blocks in that game.  That’s ridiculous. 

    0
  • #426857
    AvatarAvatar
    Pureshooter
    Participant

    Wow, the Magic had 15 blocks in that game.  That’s ridiculous. 

    0
  • #426848
    AvatarAvatar
    JNixon
    Participant

    Michael Beasley said he once witnessed Darko slam a revolving door.

    0
    • #426918
      AvatarAvatar
      RUDEBOY_
      Participant

      Hey JNix is Dallas Lauderdale of Ohio State still 1 ugly motha? lmao

      0
    • #426933
      AvatarAvatar
      RUDEBOY_
      Participant

      Hey JNix is Dallas Lauderdale of Ohio State still 1 ugly motha? lmao

      0
  • #426863
    AvatarAvatar
    JNixon
    Participant

    Michael Beasley said he once witnessed Darko slam a revolving door.

    0
  • #426954
    AvatarAvatar
    McDunkin

    Darko eats the core of an apple first.

    When God said, "Let there be light", Darko said, "say please."

    Darko doesn’t use pickup lines, he simply says, "Now."

    The saddest moment for a child is not when he learns Santa Claus isnt real…..its when he learns Darko is.

    0
  • #426969
    AvatarAvatar
    McDunkin

    Darko eats the core of an apple first.

    When God said, "Let there be light", Darko said, "say please."

    Darko doesn’t use pickup lines, he simply says, "Now."

    The saddest moment for a child is not when he learns Santa Claus isnt real…..its when he learns Darko is.

    0
  • #426962
    AvatarAvatar
    Hitster
    Participant

    Dwight Howard will dominate much better C’s than Darko but the real worry is Darko’s total loss of offensive threat thus making him just a specialist shot blocker. He needs to find his form soon otherwise the T-Wolves will give Koufos or Pekovic a run at C or go smallball and start both Johnson and Beasley.

    0
  • #426977
    AvatarAvatar
    Hitster
    Participant

    Dwight Howard will dominate much better C’s than Darko but the real worry is Darko’s total loss of offensive threat thus making him just a specialist shot blocker. He needs to find his form soon otherwise the T-Wolves will give Koufos or Pekovic a run at C or go smallball and start both Johnson and Beasley.

    0
  • #426972
    AvatarAvatar
    Im Your Father
    Participant

    "Dominate much better centers than Darko," haha good one Hitster. I didn’t know Wilt Chamberlain and Kareem were still in the league. And it’s even debatable that those two are better.

    0
  • #426986
    AvatarAvatar
    Im Your Father
    Participant

    "Dominate much better centers than Darko," haha good one Hitster. I didn’t know Wilt Chamberlain and Kareem were still in the league. And it’s even debatable that those two are better.

    0
  • #427016
    AvatarAvatar
    Nbanflguy
    Participant

    What everyone is forgetting is that Darko is still only 25. He has a good 25-45 more years on HOF caliber play. Everyone is saying that the Heat amd Lakers might have a chance to win 72 games. What about the timberwolves?

    0
  • #427003
    AvatarAvatar
    Nbanflguy
    Participant

    What everyone is forgetting is that Darko is still only 25. He has a good 25-45 more years on HOF caliber play. Everyone is saying that the Heat amd Lakers might have a chance to win 72 games. What about the timberwolves?

    0
  • #427009
    AvatarAvatar
    gone
    Participant

    Olowokandi and Milicic= Dynasty

    0
  • #427022
    AvatarAvatar
    gone
    Participant

    Olowokandi and Milicic= Dynasty

    0
  • #427011
    AvatarAvatar
    JNixon
    Participant

    "Hey JNix is Dallas Lauderdale of Ohio State still 1 ugly motha? lmao"

    Is God invisible? lol

    0
  • #427024
    AvatarAvatar
    JNixon
    Participant

    "Hey JNix is Dallas Lauderdale of Ohio State still 1 ugly motha? lmao"

    Is God invisible? lol

    0
  • #427017
    AvatarAvatar
    JNixon
    Participant

    Yes I am. Dallas Lauderdale literally looks like a side order of WTF

    0
  • #427030
    AvatarAvatar
    JNixon
    Participant

    Yes I am. Dallas Lauderdale literally looks like a side order of WTF

    0
  • #427015
    AvatarAvatar
    RUDEBOY_
    Participant

    ^^^^LMAO

    Are you saying Dallas Lauderdale looks like he can be Ugly Wanda & Luther’s Lovechild??

    0
  • #427028
    AvatarAvatar
    RUDEBOY_
    Participant

    ^^^^LMAO

    Are you saying Dallas Lauderdale looks like he can be Ugly Wanda & Luther’s Lovechild??

    0
  • #427025
    AvatarAvatar
    McDunkin

    I dont get it…i would hit…no homo?

    0
  • #427038
    AvatarAvatar
    McDunkin

    I dont get it…i would hit…no homo?

    0
  • #427037
    AvatarAvatar
    gone
    Participant

    Geez he looks like a sand person and bee bop and rocksteady combined

    0
  • #427050
    AvatarAvatar
    gone
    Participant

    Geez he looks like a sand person and bee bop and rocksteady combined

    0
  • #427523
    AvatarAvatar
    mj23mj23bestever
    Participant

    is he priest lauderdales kid?

    0
  • #427516
    AvatarAvatar
    mj23mj23bestever
    Participant

    is he priest lauderdales kid?

    0
  • #428506
    AvatarAvatar
    Nbanflguy
    Participant

    At halftime against the Hawks Darko has:

    4 points

    8 Reb

    2 Blocks

    Pretty solid game so far

    0
  • #428513
    AvatarAvatar
    Nbanflguy
    Participant

    At halftime against the Hawks Darko has:

    4 points

    8 Reb

    2 Blocks

    Pretty solid game so far

    0
  • #428512
    AvatarAvatar
    Im Your Father
    Participant

    ^He’s not the best center in the league for nothing. I know it sounds outrageous, but I wouldn’t be shocked if Darko averaged those numbers for the season!

    It will be tough, but if any center in the league can average HOF numbers like 4, 8 and 2, it’s Darko. He is the Michael Jordan of centers. Actually, scratch that, Jordan is the Darko of shooting guards.

     

    0
  • #428519
    AvatarAvatar
    Im Your Father
    Participant

    ^He’s not the best center in the league for nothing. I know it sounds outrageous, but I wouldn’t be shocked if Darko averaged those numbers for the season!

    It will be tough, but if any center in the league can average HOF numbers like 4, 8 and 2, it’s Darko. He is the Michael Jordan of centers. Actually, scratch that, Jordan is the Darko of shooting guards.

     

    0
  • #428516
    AvatarAvatar
    Nbanflguy
    Participant

    Very Very true.

    Hey as President of the Darko Fan club, i am going to take the club to serbia this summer to witness Darko’s day to day life.

    Would you be interested in attending?

    0
  • #428523
    AvatarAvatar
    Nbanflguy
    Participant

    Very Very true.

    Hey as President of the Darko Fan club, i am going to take the club to serbia this summer to witness Darko’s day to day life.

    Would you be interested in attending?

    0
  • #428518
    AvatarAvatar
    Im Your Father
    Participant

    Would I be interested in attending? Could Darko beat Shaq and Hakeem 1 on 2? 

    What do I need to do to acquire officership in this exclusive Darko Fan Club? 

    0
  • #428525
    AvatarAvatar
    Im Your Father
    Participant

    Would I be interested in attending? Could Darko beat Shaq and Hakeem 1 on 2? 

    What do I need to do to acquire officership in this exclusive Darko Fan Club? 

    0
  • #428520
    AvatarAvatar
    Nbanflguy
    Participant

    I have seen your love for Darko and i am willing to get you in to this exclusive club.

    All you have to do is answer this Darko Trivia

    What is the name of the lucky girl who married Darko?

    0
  • #428527
    AvatarAvatar
    Nbanflguy
    Participant

    I have seen your love for Darko and i am willing to get you in to this exclusive club.

    All you have to do is answer this Darko Trivia

    What is the name of the lucky girl who married Darko?

    0
  • #428522
    AvatarAvatar
    McDunkin

    Name your first born child…boy or girl…Darko and your in

    0
  • #428529
    AvatarAvatar
    McDunkin

    Name your first born child…boy or girl…Darko and your in

    0
  • #428526
    AvatarAvatar
    gone
    Participant

    “Would I be interested in attending? Could Darko beat Shaq and Hakeem 1 on 2? ”

    Thats gold

    0
  • #428533
    AvatarAvatar
    gone
    Participant

    “Would I be interested in attending? Could Darko beat Shaq and Hakeem 1 on 2? ”

    Thats gold

    0
  • #428528
    AvatarAvatar
    Im Your Father
    Participant

    Why none other than the beautiful Zorana Markus of course. 

     

    0
  • #428535
    AvatarAvatar
    Im Your Father
    Participant

    Why none other than the beautiful Zorana Markus of course. 

     

    0
  • #428532
    AvatarAvatar
    Im Your Father
    Participant

    McDunkin I have already fathered several children, 4 to be exact. Each and every one of them has been named Darko. 

    0
  • #428539
    AvatarAvatar
    Im Your Father
    Participant

    McDunkin I have already fathered several children, 4 to be exact. Each and every one of them has been named Darko. 

    0
  • #428534
    AvatarAvatar
    Nbanflguy
    Participant

    That is correct!

    Welcome to the club!

    0
  • #428541
    AvatarAvatar
    Nbanflguy
    Participant

    That is correct!

    Welcome to the club!

    0
  • #428536
    AvatarAvatar
    Im Your Father
    Participant

    I am in the process of getting my last name changed to Miličić, so they can all share the full name of the greatest player ever to grace a basketball court. 

    0
  • #428543
    AvatarAvatar
    Im Your Father
    Participant

    I am in the process of getting my last name changed to Miličić, so they can all share the full name of the greatest player ever to grace a basketball court. 

    0
  • #428549
    AvatarAvatar
    McDunkin

    Darko moments

    True Story

     when he had his first bobble head night in Detroit…they made him hand paint a whoooole lot of them because he died his hair from blond to black after they made thousands of blonde Darkos

    0
  • #428542
    AvatarAvatar
    McDunkin

    Darko moments

    True Story

     when he had his first bobble head night in Detroit…they made him hand paint a whoooole lot of them because he died his hair from blond to black after they made thousands of blonde Darkos

    0
  • #428546
    AvatarAvatar
    Nbanflguy
    Participant

    I admire your commitment. If only every fan was as dedicated as you.

    I am in the middle of directing a straight to video film titled:

    Nothing But Net: The Darko Milicic story

    It tells the story of Darko’s birth and his childhood upbringing.

    It is a planned trilogy and Ice Cube plays Darko

    Toby Maguire plays Exodia, Darko’s childhood rival

    Look for it soon at your local blockbuster

    0
  • #428552
    AvatarAvatar
    Nbanflguy
    Participant

    I admire your commitment. If only every fan was as dedicated as you.

    I am in the middle of directing a straight to video film titled:

    Nothing But Net: The Darko Milicic story

    It tells the story of Darko’s birth and his childhood upbringing.

    It is a planned trilogy and Ice Cube plays Darko

    Toby Maguire plays Exodia, Darko’s childhood rival

    Look for it soon at your local blockbuster

    0
  • #428554
    AvatarAvatar
    McDunkin

    Thats the greatest news ever.

     Cuba Gooding JR could have a short cameo as Carmelo crying in the shadowed background as Darko gets drafted ahead of him

    0
  • #428560
    AvatarAvatar
    McDunkin

    Thats the greatest news ever.

     Cuba Gooding JR could have a short cameo as Carmelo crying in the shadowed background as Darko gets drafted ahead of him

    0
  • #428557
    AvatarAvatar
    Nbanflguy
    Participant

    I got him Cuba signed to do just that. But that is not til the 3rd part of the trilogy.

    The 3rd part is titled "Do you belive in miracles?:The story of Darko and the 2004 Pistons

    Eddie Murphy will play the role as Darko because Ice Cube had to drop out after spraining his ankle during a stunt

    0
  • #428562
    AvatarAvatar
    Nbanflguy
    Participant

    I got him Cuba signed to do just that. But that is not til the 3rd part of the trilogy.

    The 3rd part is titled "Do you belive in miracles?:The story of Darko and the 2004 Pistons

    Eddie Murphy will play the role as Darko because Ice Cube had to drop out after spraining his ankle during a stunt

    0
  • #428563
    AvatarAvatar
    McDunkin

    Just cast Eminem and put him in some hightops. Then you can advertise it as the Serbian 8 Mile. People might even start calling him D-Rabbit in Minnesota

    0
  • #428568
    AvatarAvatar
    McDunkin

    Just cast Eminem and put him in some hightops. Then you can advertise it as the Serbian 8 Mile. People might even start calling him D-Rabbit in Minnesota

    0
  • #428567
    AvatarAvatar
    Nbanflguy
    Participant

    Eminem hasnt returned my calls. Believe it or not, but he is not a Darko fan. I did some research and it turns out that they got in a battle last year and Darko owned him with his song "Why you so obsessed with me".

     

    0
  • #428572
    AvatarAvatar
    Nbanflguy
    Participant

    Eminem hasnt returned my calls. Believe it or not, but he is not a Darko fan. I did some research and it turns out that they got in a battle last year and Darko owned him with his song "Why you so obsessed with me".

     

    0
  • #428579
    AvatarAvatar
    Im Your Father
    Participant

    I’m just not sure there is any actor who can capture the excellence that is Darko. Have you considered having him play himself?

    0
  • #428584
    AvatarAvatar
    Im Your Father
    Participant

    I’m just not sure there is any actor who can capture the excellence that is Darko. Have you considered having him play himself?

    0
  • #428591
    AvatarAvatar
    Nbanflguy
    Participant

    I have tried, but he is much to busy winning nba championships

    0
  • #428596
    AvatarAvatar
    Nbanflguy
    Participant

    I have tried, but he is much to busy winning nba championships

    0
  • #428595
    AvatarAvatar
    Im Your Father
    Participant

    Well, I don’t want to seem pushy, but people do say I kinda look like Darko…and I am a great actor.

    0
  • #428600
    AvatarAvatar
    Im Your Father
    Participant

    Well, I don’t want to seem pushy, but people do say I kinda look like Darko…and I am a great actor.

    0
  • #428599
    AvatarAvatar
    Nbanflguy
    Participant

    Dude dont be modest. I have seen you and your acting and there is a striking resemblence to Darko and you are a FANTASTIC actor!

    Would love to have you, but we are on a budget. What you willing to work for?

    0
  • #428605
    AvatarAvatar
    Nbanflguy
    Participant

    Dude dont be modest. I have seen you and your acting and there is a striking resemblence to Darko and you are a FANTASTIC actor!

    Would love to have you, but we are on a budget. What you willing to work for?

    0
  • #428602
    AvatarAvatar
    Im Your Father
    Participant

    What am I willing to work for? The honor of playing Darko in a hit film would be its own reward. I almost feel like I should be paying you for this opportunity.

    0
  • #428608
    AvatarAvatar
    Im Your Father
    Participant

    What am I willing to work for? The honor of playing Darko in a hit film would be its own reward. I almost feel like I should be paying you for this opportunity.

    0
  • #428606
    AvatarAvatar
    Nbanflguy
    Participant

    Actually when i think about it, you probaly should be paying me. This is a great oppurtunity for you.

    Can we fly you out to serbia soon to go over the script?

    I will make a few cameo apperances

    One is when i trash talk darko for being a pretty boy and he does a poster dunk over me

    Then i will make another appearence as Fritz.

    We all know Fritz as the guy who hid and Darko’s closet while he made love to the each member of the pistons’s cheerleading sqaud.

    Best sex tape ever

    0
  • #428612
    AvatarAvatar
    Nbanflguy
    Participant

    Actually when i think about it, you probaly should be paying me. This is a great oppurtunity for you.

    Can we fly you out to serbia soon to go over the script?

    I will make a few cameo apperances

    One is when i trash talk darko for being a pretty boy and he does a poster dunk over me

    Then i will make another appearence as Fritz.

    We all know Fritz as the guy who hid and Darko’s closet while he made love to the each member of the pistons’s cheerleading sqaud.

    Best sex tape ever

    0
  • #428642
    AvatarAvatar
    Nbanflguy
    Participant

    0
  • #428649
    AvatarAvatar
    Nbanflguy
    Participant

    0
  • #428661
    AvatarAvatar
    McDunkin

    I cant wait to get the bootleg copy.

    I smell a cartoon and action figure deal

    Maybe the toys hair can change colors…the angrier Darko is with his career situation…the darker his hair gets

    Larry Brown could be the main villian in the cartoon

    0
  • #428666
    AvatarAvatar
    McDunkin

    I cant wait to get the bootleg copy.

    I smell a cartoon and action figure deal

    Maybe the toys hair can change colors…the angrier Darko is with his career situation…the darker his hair gets

    Larry Brown could be the main villian in the cartoon

    0
  • #428671
    AvatarAvatar
    RUDEBOY_
    Participant

    I heard a rumor that Darko asked to be paid in coins…So he has to carry around 20 pillow cases filled with unrolled nickels,dimes and quarters..Rumor has it if he ever gets Direct Deposit he’ll become a Hall of Famer…

    0
  • #428676
    AvatarAvatar
    RUDEBOY_
    Participant

    I heard a rumor that Darko asked to be paid in coins…So he has to carry around 20 pillow cases filled with unrolled nickels,dimes and quarters..Rumor has it if he ever gets Direct Deposit he’ll become a Hall of Famer…

    0
  • #428679
    AvatarAvatar
    Nbanflguy
    Participant

    Yeah hasbro is making action figures right now. They should be on shelves by the movie’s release day.

    And cartoon network has bought the right for a cartoon series.

     

    @Mcdunkin: Haha yes great idea. For the 3rd movie Larry Brown is the evil enemy

    0
  • #428684
    AvatarAvatar
    Nbanflguy
    Participant

    Yeah hasbro is making action figures right now. They should be on shelves by the movie’s release day.

    And cartoon network has bought the right for a cartoon series.

     

    @Mcdunkin: Haha yes great idea. For the 3rd movie Larry Brown is the evil enemy

    0
  • #428681
    AvatarAvatar
    Im Your Father
    Participant

    This film is going to make me a star. Playing Darko will be an indescribable honor. I’d also like to add that when Nbafanflguy posted Darko’s stats for tonight, he forgot to mention that he racked up 1 assist. Just when you think Darko can’t get any better, he takes it to the next level.

    0
  • #428686
    AvatarAvatar
    Im Your Father
    Participant

    This film is going to make me a star. Playing Darko will be an indescribable honor. I’d also like to add that when Nbafanflguy posted Darko’s stats for tonight, he forgot to mention that he racked up 1 assist. Just when you think Darko can’t get any better, he takes it to the next level.

    0
  • #428713
    AvatarAvatar
    Nbanflguy
    Participant

    That is correct father. He did have 1 ast. I purposley left that out hoping someone would step up and find out the correct stats. Congrats you passes my test. You are truly a Darko fanatic

    0
  • #428718
    AvatarAvatar
    Nbanflguy
    Participant

    That is correct father. He did have 1 ast. I purposley left that out hoping someone would step up and find out the correct stats. Congrats you passes my test. You are truly a Darko fanatic

    0
  • #430042
    AvatarAvatar
    Im Your Father
    Participant

    Darko stuffing the stat sheet with 2 point, 1 rebound, 1 assist and 2 blocks in the first half! Look for everyone’s favorite Twolf to come up huge in the second half. 

    0
  • #430053
    AvatarAvatar
    Im Your Father
    Participant

    Darko stuffing the stat sheet with 2 point, 1 rebound, 1 assist and 2 blocks in the first half! Look for everyone’s favorite Twolf to come up huge in the second half. 

    0
  • #430046
    AvatarAvatar
    McDunkin

    He is trying to take it easy on the stat sheet….for now

    0
  • #430057
    AvatarAvatar
    McDunkin

    He is trying to take it easy on the stat sheet….for now

    0
  • #430048
    AvatarAvatar
    JoeWolf1

     I heard they are re-making the movie Bloodsport with Darko playing Jean Claude Van Damme’s part, and John Bryant is playing his biker friend.

    0
  • #430059
    AvatarAvatar
    JoeWolf1

     I heard they are re-making the movie Bloodsport with Darko playing Jean Claude Van Damme’s part, and John Bryant is playing his biker friend.

    0
  • #430054
    AvatarAvatar
    Im Your Father
    Participant

    He’s having a huge second half already, he’s up to 4 points, 3 rebounds, 2 assists and 1 steal, leading a huge Minnesota comeback.

    0
  • #430065
    AvatarAvatar
    Im Your Father
    Participant

    He’s having a huge second half already, he’s up to 4 points, 3 rebounds, 2 assists and 1 steal, leading a huge Minnesota comeback.

    0
  • #430060
    AvatarAvatar
    Nbanflguy
    Participant

    He is shooting 100% to. Why dont we just give the wolves the championship, Darko the MVP, and MIP and just end the season now

    0
  • #430070
    AvatarAvatar
    Nbanflguy
    Participant

    He is shooting 100% to. Why dont we just give the wolves the championship, Darko the MVP, and MIP and just end the season now

    0
  • #430066
    AvatarAvatar
    Nbanflguy
    Participant

    He even has 4 fouls. What cant Darko do?

    0
  • #430076
    AvatarAvatar
    Nbanflguy
    Participant

    He even has 4 fouls. What cant Darko do?

    0
  • #430084
    AvatarAvatar
    McWinning
    Participant

    If Darko played more hed average a triple double, with turnovers, fouls, and missed shots.

    0
  • #430075
    AvatarAvatar
    McWinning
    Participant

    If Darko played more hed average a triple double, with turnovers, fouls, and missed shots.

    0
  • #430085
    AvatarAvatar
    McDunkin

    If Darko played more 2012 would come early…we just arent ready

    0
  • #430095
    AvatarAvatar
    McDunkin

    If Darko played more 2012 would come early…we just arent ready

    0
  • #430089
    AvatarAvatar
    McWinning
    Participant

    Darko Milicic doesnt take steroids.

    Steroids take him.

    0
  • #430099
    AvatarAvatar
    McWinning
    Participant

    Darko Milicic doesnt take steroids.

    Steroids take him.

    0
  • #430098
    AvatarAvatar
    Nbanflguy
    Participant

    Now he has 7 points on 3-3 shooting.

    0
  • #430109
    AvatarAvatar
    Nbanflguy
    Participant

    Now he has 7 points on 3-3 shooting.

    0
  • #430100
    AvatarAvatar
    Im Your Father
    Participant

    Darko managed to drill a clutch free-throw to get his gaudy points total to 7. If like Mr. 1934 you doubt that Darko is the greatest ever and could destroy Shaq and Hakeem 2 on 1, look no further than this picture of Darko exploding over Yao on his way to a dominating performance…

     

    0
  • #430111
    AvatarAvatar
    Im Your Father
    Participant

    Darko managed to drill a clutch free-throw to get his gaudy points total to 7. If like Mr. 1934 you doubt that Darko is the greatest ever and could destroy Shaq and Hakeem 2 on 1, look no further than this picture of Darko exploding over Yao on his way to a dominating performance…

     

    0
  • #430102
    AvatarAvatar
    Im Your Father
    Participant

    Curses! It won’t work! Well, I assure you guys that it did indeed happen. The nbadraft.net computer program probably just isn’t complex enough to handle the sheer greatness that is Darko Milicic.

    0
  • #430113
    AvatarAvatar
    Im Your Father
    Participant

    Curses! It won’t work! Well, I assure you guys that it did indeed happen. The nbadraft.net computer program probably just isn’t complex enough to handle the sheer greatness that is Darko Milicic.

    0
  • #430110
    AvatarAvatar
    mxhart532
    Participant

    Lebron needed 2 other superstars so he could get a championship, Darko did it as a rookie all by himself.

    ESPN offered Darko a 1 hour special for what team he was playing for, Darko insisted he get a 5 episode miniseries.

    Lebron=Sam Bowie

    Darko=MJ

    0
  • #430121
    AvatarAvatar
    mxhart532
    Participant

    Lebron needed 2 other superstars so he could get a championship, Darko did it as a rookie all by himself.

    ESPN offered Darko a 1 hour special for what team he was playing for, Darko insisted he get a 5 episode miniseries.

    Lebron=Sam Bowie

    Darko=MJ

    0
  • #430122
    AvatarAvatar
    Im Your Father
    Participant

    mxhart532, that is pretty much spot on analysis. The only thing is, MJ was a great player, but I’m not sure he had the all around dominance that Darko brings to the table. 

    0
  • #430132
    AvatarAvatar
    Im Your Father
    Participant

    mxhart532, that is pretty much spot on analysis. The only thing is, MJ was a great player, but I’m not sure he had the all around dominance that Darko brings to the table. 

    0
  • #430137
    AvatarAvatar
    mxhart532
    Participant

    Your right, Darko is a global icon and pretty much made it popular for GMs to draft foreign players without having to risk a bust like Dirk Nowitzki.

    0
  • #430146
    AvatarAvatar
    mxhart532
    Participant

    Your right, Darko is a global icon and pretty much made it popular for GMs to draft foreign players without having to risk a bust like Dirk Nowitzki.

    0
  • #430232
    AvatarAvatar
    Nbanflguy
    Participant

    Darko’s final stat line against Rockets:

    7 Points

    3 Boards

    2 Ast

    3 Blocks

    1 Steal

    Thats a very impressive quintuple single right there. Darko’s 6th of the year

     

    0
  • #430243
    AvatarAvatar
    Nbanflguy
    Participant

    Darko’s final stat line against Rockets:

    7 Points

    3 Boards

    2 Ast

    3 Blocks

    1 Steal

    Thats a very impressive quintuple single right there. Darko’s 6th of the year

     

    0
  • #430242
    AvatarAvatar
    Im Your Father
    Participant

    I’d also like to add, that even though for some reason I can’t post them here, there are some excellent action shots of Darko dominating the Rockets that can be found with the ESPN boxscore here…

    http://scores.espn.go.com/nba/photos?gameId=301107010

    I urge all members of the fan club to pay particular attention to numbers 2 and 5. 

    0
  • #430252
    AvatarAvatar
    Im Your Father
    Participant

    I’d also like to add, that even though for some reason I can’t post them here, there are some excellent action shots of Darko dominating the Rockets that can be found with the ESPN boxscore here…

    http://scores.espn.go.com/nba/photos?gameId=301107010

    I urge all members of the fan club to pay particular attention to numbers 2 and 5. 

    0
  • #430255
    AvatarAvatar
    mxhart532
    Participant

    So Darko and Yao decided to do the waltz?

    Future Dancing with the stars champions there!

    0
  • #430264
    AvatarAvatar
    mxhart532
    Participant

    So Darko and Yao decided to do the waltz?

    Future Dancing with the stars champions there!

    0
  • #430271
    AvatarAvatar
    Mr. 19134
    Participant

    @YourMyFather No doubts Darko is a basketball demi-god who will destroy any opposition who stands in his way in whatever waves and numbers they come at him at….But I am not going as far to say that he will usurp the one and only person who Darko himselfs answers too…. http://s3.amazonaws.com/data.tumblr.com/tumblr_kosht78Wxu1qzbwkjo1_1280.jpg?AWSAccessKeyId=0RYTHV9YYQ4W5Q3HQMG2&Expires=1289279360&Signature=3XrrMg8w%2BDJOAHShZAIJxW3wXX0%3D They call him the Dream cuz he will get you in your sleep. Darko does hit dirty work. And boy is he filthy. BTW I heard you beat Dolph Lundgren out for the role of Darko….

    0
  • #430280
    AvatarAvatar
    Mr. 19134
    Participant

    @YourMyFather No doubts Darko is a basketball demi-god who will destroy any opposition who stands in his way in whatever waves and numbers they come at him at….But I am not going as far to say that he will usurp the one and only person who Darko himselfs answers too…. http://s3.amazonaws.com/data.tumblr.com/tumblr_kosht78Wxu1qzbwkjo1_1280.jpg?AWSAccessKeyId=0RYTHV9YYQ4W5Q3HQMG2&Expires=1289279360&Signature=3XrrMg8w%2BDJOAHShZAIJxW3wXX0%3D They call him the Dream cuz he will get you in your sleep. Darko does hit dirty work. And boy is he filthy. BTW I heard you beat Dolph Lundgren out for the role of Darko….

    0
  • #430277
    AvatarAvatar
    Nbanflguy
    Participant

    Great news everyone! I was just outside going through Darko’s garbage and found some dirty diapers. After some research, my suspicion is confirmed. Darko has a little boy!! This comfirms the prophecy that was foretold years before. The Son of Darko will be born and go on to become the greatest athlete that ever lived!

    0
  • #430286
    AvatarAvatar
    Nbanflguy
    Participant

    Great news everyone! I was just outside going through Darko’s garbage and found some dirty diapers. After some research, my suspicion is confirmed. Darko has a little boy!! This comfirms the prophecy that was foretold years before. The Son of Darko will be born and go on to become the greatest athlete that ever lived!

    0
  • #430281
    AvatarAvatar
    Im Your Father
    Participant

    With the new CBA, it is possible that the age limit will be changed. If I had the first pick in 2012, I would strongly consider taking Darko’s son.

    0
  • #430290
    AvatarAvatar
    Im Your Father
    Participant

    With the new CBA, it is possible that the age limit will be changed. If I had the first pick in 2012, I would strongly consider taking Darko’s son.

    0
  • #430294
    AvatarAvatar
    Nbanflguy
    Participant

    i am appealing to the supreme court to let him play right now. That is just appaling that someone as great as Darko’s son cant play in the NBA simply because he is 15 months old. Age is just a number. Let him play! Let him play!

    0
  • #430301
    AvatarAvatar
    Nbanflguy
    Participant

    i am appealing to the supreme court to let him play right now. That is just appaling that someone as great as Darko’s son cant play in the NBA simply because he is 15 months old. Age is just a number. Let him play! Let him play!

    0
  • #430289
    AvatarAvatar
    Im Your Father
    Participant

    In regards to the Darko fan club, with respect to our founding member Nbanflguy, I would like to make this proclamation:

    We are absolutely thrilled to see that so many people are so enthusiastic about Darko Milicic and we are equally as thrilled to see our skyrocketing membership. However, we must insist that you take Darko seriously, and do not attempt to make him a subject of satirical ridicule like what has happened to John Bryant. If you in any way treat Darko with anything less than the utmost respect you will be immediately dismissed from the club. Not only will you feel the wrath of the remaining members, but you will also suffer at the hands of Darko himself, for he is not to be taken lightly.



     

     

    0
  • #430297
    AvatarAvatar
    Im Your Father
    Participant

    In regards to the Darko fan club, with respect to our founding member Nbanflguy, I would like to make this proclamation:

    We are absolutely thrilled to see that so many people are so enthusiastic about Darko Milicic and we are equally as thrilled to see our skyrocketing membership. However, we must insist that you take Darko seriously, and do not attempt to make him a subject of satirical ridicule like what has happened to John Bryant. If you in any way treat Darko with anything less than the utmost respect you will be immediately dismissed from the club. Not only will you feel the wrath of the remaining members, but you will also suffer at the hands of Darko himself, for he is not to be taken lightly.



     

     

    0
  • #430296
    AvatarAvatar
    McWinning
    Participant

    Yeah their making a movie about his son already.

    Uploaded with ImageShack.us

    Coming soon.

    0
  • #430303
    AvatarAvatar
    McWinning
    Participant

    Yeah their making a movie about his son already.

    Uploaded with ImageShack.us

    Coming soon.

    0
  • #430304
    AvatarAvatar
    Nbanflguy
    Participant

    In order to get a proper feel for our membership please copy this list and sign your name at the bottom

    So Far Official Members include:

    President: Nbanflguy

    VP: Im you father

    0
  • #430311
    AvatarAvatar
    Nbanflguy
    Participant

    In order to get a proper feel for our membership please copy this list and sign your name at the bottom

    So Far Official Members include:

    President: Nbanflguy

    VP: Im you father

    0
  • #430310
    AvatarAvatar
    McWinning
    Participant

    How may i get in the club?

    Do i need to pass a drug test or anything?

    0
  • #430317
    AvatarAvatar
    McWinning
    Participant

    How may i get in the club?

    Do i need to pass a drug test or anything?

    0
  • #430312
    AvatarAvatar
    Im Your Father
    Participant

    Mr. 1934, there was a time, when Darko was 3 months old, when he was possibly The Dream’s equal. Since that time however, he has surpassed Hakeem. However, the two are still very friendly, and Olajuwon holds Darko in the highest esteem. 

    0
  • #430319
    AvatarAvatar
    Im Your Father
    Participant

    Mr. 1934, there was a time, when Darko was 3 months old, when he was possibly The Dream’s equal. Since that time however, he has surpassed Hakeem. However, the two are still very friendly, and Olajuwon holds Darko in the highest esteem. 

    0
  • #435723
    AvatarAvatar
    Nbanflguy
    Participant

    Belly Bump GIF

     

    0
  • #435730
    AvatarAvatar
    Nbanflguy
    Participant

    Belly Bump GIF

     

    0
  • #435727
    AvatarAvatar
    Im Your Father
    Participant

    What a baller.

    0
  • #435734
    AvatarAvatar
    Im Your Father
    Participant

    What a baller.

    0
  • #435729
    AvatarAvatar
    Nbanflguy
    Participant

    Hell yeah!! Thats the human victory cigar for you!

    0
  • #435736
    AvatarAvatar
    Nbanflguy
    Participant

    Hell yeah!! Thats the human victory cigar for you!

    0
  • #439691
    AvatarAvatar
    Nbanflguy
    Participant

    First half against the lakers

    12 points

    11 rebounds

    6 Blocks

    Could be going for a triple double

    0
  • #439708
    AvatarAvatar
    Nbanflguy
    Participant

    First half against the lakers

    12 points

    11 rebounds

    6 Blocks

    Could be going for a triple double

    0
  • #439715
    AvatarAvatar
    Nbanflguy
    Participant

    First half against the lakers

    12 points

    11 rebounds

    6 Blocks

    Could be going for a triple double

    0
  • #439774
    AvatarAvatar
    Im Your Father
    Participant

    Vintage Darko.

    0
  • #439788
    AvatarAvatar
    Im Your Father
    Participant

    Vintage Darko.

    0
  • #439796
    AvatarAvatar
    Im Your Father
    Participant

    Vintage Darko.

    0
  • #449662
    AvatarAvatar
    Nbanflguy
    Participant

    This is the theme song for my new Darko Movie:

     

    Darko, the NBA Player
    had a very shiny game. 
    And if you ever saw him, 
    you would even say it glows. 

    All of the other players 
    used to laugh and call him names. 
    They never let poor Darko
    join in any ball games. 

    Then one foggy Christmas Eve 
    Rambis came to say: 
    "Darko with your game so bright, 
    won’t you guide my team tonight?" 

    Then all the players loved him 
    as they shouted out with glee, 
    Darko the NBA player, 
    you’ll go down in history!

    0
  • #449682
    AvatarAvatar
    Nbanflguy
    Participant

    This is the theme song for my new Darko Movie:

     

    Darko, the NBA Player
    had a very shiny game. 
    And if you ever saw him, 
    you would even say it glows. 

    All of the other players 
    used to laugh and call him names. 
    They never let poor Darko
    join in any ball games. 

    Then one foggy Christmas Eve 
    Rambis came to say: 
    "Darko with your game so bright, 
    won’t you guide my team tonight?" 

    Then all the players loved him 
    as they shouted out with glee, 
    Darko the NBA player, 
    you’ll go down in history!

    0
  • #449683
    AvatarAvatar
    Nbanflguy
    Participant

    This is the theme song for my new Darko Movie:

     

    Darko, the NBA Player
    had a very shiny game. 
    And if you ever saw him, 
    you would even say it glows. 

    All of the other players 
    used to laugh and call him names. 
    They never let poor Darko
    join in any ball games. 

    Then one foggy Christmas Eve 
    Rambis came to say: 
    "Darko with your game so bright, 
    won’t you guide my team tonight?" 

    Then all the players loved him 
    as they shouted out with glee, 
    Darko the NBA player, 
    you’ll go down in history!

    0
  • #449668
    AvatarAvatar
    Tongue-Out-Like-23
    Participant

    The way he’s playing, I think they’ll have to take LeBron’s Rookie of the Year trophy and give it to Darko if they haven’t already.

    0
  • #449688
    AvatarAvatar
    Tongue-Out-Like-23
    Participant

    The way he’s playing, I think they’ll have to take LeBron’s Rookie of the Year trophy and give it to Darko if they haven’t already.

    0
  • #449690
    AvatarAvatar
    Tongue-Out-Like-23
    Participant

    The way he’s playing, I think they’ll have to take LeBron’s Rookie of the Year trophy and give it to Darko if they haven’t already.

    0
  • #449689
    AvatarAvatar
    Counting Stars
    Participant

    I’m going to make the ringtone on my cell phone the audio from the video where Darko is talking about f*cking the refs’ mothers. 

    0
  • #449709
    AvatarAvatar
    Counting Stars
    Participant

    I’m going to make the ringtone on my cell phone the audio from the video where Darko is talking about f*cking the refs’ mothers. 

    0
  • #449713
    AvatarAvatar
    Counting Stars
    Participant

    I’m going to make the ringtone on my cell phone the audio from the video where Darko is talking about f*cking the refs’ mothers. 

    0
  • #449862
    AvatarAvatar
    Im Your Father
    Participant

    Nbanflguy, I am sobbing with joy after reading that. I have started memorizing the lyrics already. Will I be singing that in the film, or will it be in the background?

    0
  • #449884
    AvatarAvatar
    Im Your Father
    Participant

    Nbanflguy, I am sobbing with joy after reading that. I have started memorizing the lyrics already. Will I be singing that in the film, or will it be in the background?

    0
  • #449889
    AvatarAvatar
    Im Your Father
    Participant

    Nbanflguy, I am sobbing with joy after reading that. I have started memorizing the lyrics already. Will I be singing that in the film, or will it be in the background?

    0
  • #450648
    AvatarAvatar
    McDunkin

    darko - revenge will be mine

    0
  • #450665
    AvatarAvatar
    McDunkin

    darko - revenge will be mine

    0
  • #450679
    AvatarAvatar
    McDunkin

    darko - revenge will be mine

    0
  • #580759
    AvatarAvatar
    ForTheWin
    Participant

    Hah- Darko jokes

    Darko doesn’t play for Serbia,Serbia plays for Darko.

    Darko came before both the chicken and the egg.

    Steroids once tested positive for DARKO.

    The number pi(3.14) goes on forever because it is running from Darko.

    Chuck Norris’ only fear- DARKO MILICIC.

    0
  • #580527
    AvatarAvatar
    ForTheWin
    Participant

    Hah- Darko jokes

    Darko doesn’t play for Serbia,Serbia plays for Darko.

    Darko came before both the chicken and the egg.

    Steroids once tested positive for DARKO.

    The number pi(3.14) goes on forever because it is running from Darko.

    Chuck Norris’ only fear- DARKO MILICIC.

    0
  • #640576
    AvatarAvatar
    Nbanflguy
    Participant
    0

You must be logged in to reply to this topic. Login