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- Posted on: Fri, 02/05/2010 - 7:23am #12600

valentineI think there is a certain small college big man who should be getting some publicity……Juan Paulino averages 14pts & 14 rebs/game for a DIII school. He is 6’7, flabby, and has a 29 inch vertical leap. He had an offer to go to UAB but he was not bright enough to attend. He started 15 of his team’s 18 games last year! He maintains a strict diet of tortillas in the morning and Taco Bell in the evenings.
A quick look at his player profile and you will be able to see the sheer verocity in his eyes and the slack “Im a tough guy” body language of a true man-beast:
http://www.wells.edu/athletics/jpaulino.htm
‘CMiller’ has GREAT things to say about him and expects him to be a beast in the league for years to come:
http://www.nbadraft.net/node/17808
0 - Posted on: Fri, 02/05/2010 - 7:27am #253267
joecheck88Participantya he just looks like he has that competitive fire. looks like he is a workaholic in the gym. lol. I dont think any NBA team wants an overweight, underacheiving, dumb, undersized bigman. That just my opinion though.
0 - Posted on: Fri, 02/05/2010 - 7:31am #253269
SlimParticipantthis is messed up
0 - Posted on: Fri, 02/05/2010 - 7:32am #253270
juves4783Participanti gotta agree. the kid is averaging a double-double in D-3!!!! he’s only 6′-7″…..but with the success of milsap, landry, davis, powe and chuck hayes; the nba’s new hot draft top is where can i find the next great undersized player. this new fad is much like in the early 2000s when it was really cool to draft tall, goofy european dudes that can shoot 3’s really well in shootarounds (sorry, tskiti).
it appears he also had academic issues and personal problems that would not allow him into UAB. sounds like a “can’t miss”. nbadraft.net needs to get this kid’s profile up because he’s got LOTTERY PICK written all over him.
0 - Posted on: Fri, 02/05/2010 - 7:32am #253271
SlimParticipantand politically incorrect
0 - Posted on: Fri, 02/05/2010 - 7:32am #253272

OrangeJuiceJonesParticipantThe look says it all:
“Es mi barrio, homes. Es mi barrio.”
Seriously though, why is cmiller promoting himself? Is he really naive enough to think that it’ll get him an NBA or NBDL contract? Thank you, morrisonisfunnylooking, I needed that laugh. Now let me get off here before caps lock man comes on and claims his barrio.
0 - Posted on: Fri, 02/05/2010 - 7:36am #253273

OrangeJuiceJonesParticipantF being politically correct; F it sideways. People are too sensitive nowadays.
0 - Posted on: Fri, 02/05/2010 - 7:42am #253276
SlimParticipantwhy so sensitive 🙁
0 - Posted on: Fri, 02/05/2010 - 7:44am #253277
- Posted on: Fri, 02/05/2010 - 7:46am #253279
MorrisonisfunnylookingIf you were to say ‘ur mama’ to Juan Paulino then you would be talking about Maria Marlon……and Juan Paulino would give you that squinty-eyed glare from his player profile before unleashing DIII Taco Bell fury.
0 - Posted on: Fri, 02/05/2010 - 7:49am #253274
SlimParticipantYo Momma so Dirty
she has to creep up on the bath water.0 - Posted on: Fri, 02/05/2010 - 7:52am #253280
SlimParticipantcrybabies go home
0 - Posted on: Fri, 02/05/2010 - 8:02am #253281
SlimParticipantman nobody can take a joke unless its racist…message taken, stooges
0 - Posted on: Fri, 02/05/2010 - 1:53pm #253366

butidonthavemoneyJaun Paulino thinks he’s John Bryant 2010. Well he isn’t. There will never be another John Bryant.
0 - Posted on: Fri, 02/05/2010 - 8:04pm #253415

OrangeJuiceJonesParticipantHi, I’m “17 Dollars Man.” When I’m not flashin’ Washingtons or pickin’ up my gear from the Goodwill, I’m analyzing jokes. You see, kids, whenever we hear a joke, a certain part of our brain says, “That’s funny!” However, what we find funny differs from person to person. Some people like racist jokes, others like yo mama jokes, and others simply like folding clothes. We should all respect each other’s difference in opinion of humor.
This over-sized picture was paid and approved for by the Association of Retarded Wanna-Be Gangstas.
0 - Posted on: Fri, 02/05/2010 - 9:29pm #253422

butidonthavemoneyNever to be outdone. butidonthavemoney posts a far better picture than OrangeJuiceJones’…

This over-sized picture was paid and approved for by the Association of Creepy Guys who want to Eat Jessica Simpson.
0 - Posted on: Sat, 02/06/2010 - 4:53pm #253557

OrangeJuiceJonesParticipantTouche, butidonthavemoney. Touche……..
0 - Posted on: Sat, 02/06/2010 - 5:24pm #253570

butidonthavemoney
0 - Posted on: Sat, 02/06/2010 - 9:38pm #253665
Adi JosephFor what it’s worth, I just covered an Erie Bayhawks game. John Bryant obviously dominated in the 102-78 loss.
0 - Posted on: Tue, 02/16/2010 - 10:59am #253278
SlimParticipant?
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