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Your best Brook Lopez Rebounding Joke

since nobody is gonna let it go, i wanna hear your best Brook Lopez rebouding joke.

I'll start it off : Brook Lopez aka B-Lo, because he rebounds B-Lo average


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Brook Lopez rebounds like

Brook Lopez rebounds like Charlie Sheen stays off drugs.

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Strang Combinations: Peanut

Strang Combinations:

Peanut Butter & Belly Button.....

Ebony & Turquiose....

On your mark; Get set; Wait....

"Brook Lopez gets the rebound!!"

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Brook Lopez's rebounding ran

Brook Lopez's rebounding ran away with Anthony Randolph's potential

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lol

Brook(e) Lopez is becoming the Jim "I mean Chris" Everrett of the NBA. Truly, Andrea Bargnani is indeed a worse rebounding big man, though at least Bargnani never gave us the illusion that he could rebound. We have basically been saying that Brook is allergic to rebounding. A corny Canadian joke might be "The only time Brook Lopez can get a double double is when he goes to Tim Horton's" (A double double at Tim's is a coffee, two cream, two sugar). Maybe, "the last time Brook got a loose ball was that unfortunate running with scissors incident." "The Nets brought Lawrence Frank back as a coach to teach Brook how to rebound." "The NBA has allowed every three of Brook's game to count as one so he might be in the top 20 in rebounds." "Last time Avery Johnson said "Box out" to Brook, he told his girlfriend not to wear panties when he took her to Chili's". I am aware these are awful, but Brook Lopez's sudden lack of boarding is even more so.

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"Last time Avery Johnson said

"Last time Avery Johnson said "Box out" to Brook, he told his girlfriend not to wear panties when he took her to Chili's".

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brook lopez's rebounding hit

brook lopez's rebounding hit the road with roger mason's field goal shooting

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here it

here it comes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

brook lopez sucks at rebounding

there i said it

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Brook couldn't rebound if he

Brook couldn't rebound if he jumped for the loose ball and it fell in his hands

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1.Brook Lopez doesnt want to

1.Brook Lopez doesnt want to break a nail..

2.Momma Lopez told Brook he & Robin must have the same number of double doubles or they cant be brothers anymore...

3.Brook said rebounding isnt in his contract..

4.avery puedo brincar en el rio

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Where's

Where's McDunkin?

...

Yeah, I thought so.

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I got homies in jail who grab

I got homies in jail who grab more balls than brook

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lol

Universal, I did truly laugh out loud at yours. Wizkid, that one hopefully still posted above me is super jokes too. Also really like Rudeboy's about breaking a nail, truly a classic.

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Brooks got no balls

Brooks got no balls

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WizKid "I got homies in jail

WizKid

"I got homies in jail who grab more balls than brook"

Best one yet. LMFAO!!

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yeah wizkid... thats to funny

yeah wizkid... thats to funny man

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...The only loose balls

...The only loose balls Brooks reaching for are for the lottery in june

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If you'd allow me to be vulgar for a second...

Brook Lopez has a harder time rebounding than my ex-girlfriend did after i gave her the clap.

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Nuff Said

Funny Gifs

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Nuff Said

Funny Gifs

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First 30 seconds. Nuff Said
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Brook Lopez is the ru-paul of

Brook Lopez is the ru-paul of rebounding big men.

Nets are going to trade for Reggie Evans too teach Brook how to grab balls.

When told to fight for position Brook starts humping his opponents legs like an untrained Poochie.

Brook likes grabbing firm balls not loose ones.

Brook has a worse time rebounding then Tiger after the sex scandals. (BTW why does Tiger suck at golf now?)

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The Nets have produced a

The Nets have produced a limited edition TV shirt saying " I was there when Brook got a double double" along the lines of "I was there when Yinka Dare gave an assist" or "I saw Shaq hit a 3 pointer".

Brook read that Bill Russell once had 32 rebounds in a half, he's aiming for that many in half a season

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I think his though process

I think his though process goes something like this:

"Okay, get the rebound. I'm going to get it this time. Wait, how can you REbound? What is a bound? How can you do something again if you don't....damn!! I'll get the next one."

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if his rebounding got any

if his rebounding got any worse, well then it wouldn't be very good now would it

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They have renamed the fraction 1/16 "The Brook Lopez Rebounding Ratio"

Brook couldn't get a rebound with chloroform and roofies

Brook wants to be to rebounding for the Nets what Yinka Dare was too assists.

Jennifer Lopez is tied with Brook on the Nets rebounding leaders

Brook was thinking of growing out his hair like Robin, but he was worried that his follicles might outrebound him

Tiger Woods and Brook Lopez took Rebounding 101 at Stanford. It was known as the worst course offered in any institution in the world.

Over the summer, Rod Thorn tried an experiment to make the world's greatest center! Take Brook Lopez's body and switch his brain with a brilliant tough guy. Apparently "Paris Hilton" was not as hardcore a person as he thought.

Brandon Roy's knee has more meniscus than Brook has rebounds (too soon?)

Brook Lopez studies tape extensively of the greatest rebounders to ever play the game. Bill Russell, Wilt Chamberlain and Dennis Rodman are all players he has idolized in this field. He now knows exactly where the other player would be standing when these guys grabbed rebounds.

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ok here it goes Brook Lopez

ok here it goes

Brook Lopez and a loose ball walk into a bar...no wait..Why did Brook cross the road?...no ummm...knock knock....ummm...

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I'm going to give him some

I'm going to give him some Windex for his birthday, because that's the only way he's going to be cleaning glass.

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Brook Lopez went to the

Brook Lopez went to the Playboy mansion and met Hef and the playmates. Hef asked Brook if he had ever had a threesome, he replied I hope to get three rebounds some day!

The mere mention of Brook Lopez and rebounding in the same sentence.

The Chilean Miners were rescued and the first one asked how many Brook Lopez rebounds have I missed, none replied the Chilean President. Bloody liar shouted the miner, you said I'd only been down here two months but I must have missed a whole NBA season

Here come the Belgiums!

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