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"I Hate When, ____________"

State a dislike/"pet peeve" you have towards anything basketball related. It must begin with the phrase "I Hate When..."

Examples:

I Hate When ______ throws an ill-advised shot.

I Hate When ______ turns the ball over.

I Hate When ______ draft bad players

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I hate when people say "Tim Duncan is boring". I'd rather be the most boring, 4-championship ring wearing muhf@wkah than the most entertaining player in the world with no title. Ain't that right Lebron, Melo, Amare?


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i hate when... i stop

i hate when... i stop watching a game because its a huge blowout and then other team makes a historic comeback!

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I Hate When Jermeny Lin

I Hate When Jermeny Lin dosent get his dick sucked by ESPN every five minutes

I Hate When People still think Carmelo is a top ten player

I Hate When through all these years Kevin Martin still gets no love

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I hate when people hate you

I hate when people hate you because you post about Jeremy Lin on a thread named "Jeremy Lin facts".

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I Hate that

I hate that Monta Ellis balls so hard on everyone and gets no love, and snubbed from multiple AS games

I hate when Doris Burke analyzes basketball

I hate that CP3 isn't a Laker

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I hate when Brian Scalabrine

I hate when Brian Scalabrine doesn't get playing time

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I hate when LeBron's hairline

I hate when LeBron's hairline registers a "DNP-LBJ Decision" on the stat line

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i hate when... i make a

i hate when... i make a thread about john jenkins and get no comments

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I hate when NBA Gm's make bad

I hate when NBA Gm's make bad management decisions and then blame players.

I hate when you have talented players not signed and a team really needs that position. Why is Arenas not signed when teams are losing because of point guard play. Lakers I am looking at you.

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I hate it when the Raptors

I hate it when the Raptors think they can win with a team full of international players.

I hate it when John Bryant is not in the League. (He's averaging a double double in Germany)

I hate it when the NBA calls technicals for "excessive celebration" (they're taking the emotion and personality out of the game)

I hate it when the NBA calls technicals when guys stare each other down (if no punches are thrown, let them stare it out)

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I hate when I am having a

I hate when I am having a nice conversation about DBZ with my fellow DBZ fans and Aamir comes in an talks about J Lin

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I hate it when Tli's basement

I hate it when Tli's basement smells like three week old socks. Come on Tli, please call one of those home cleaning companies, you're basement smells even worse than Kendrick Perkins after Griffin's dunk.

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I hate when fans jump on

I hate when fans jump on bandwagons.

I hate when Chris Bosh deters his game everytime he, Lebron and Wade are on the floor together.

I hate when Rudy Fernandez overly tries to do too much when it is not needed for him to.

I hate that Andre Miller doesn't get the proper recignition he deserves.

I hate that Big Bang Theory is being force-fed to TV viewers the same way Family Guy was. Don't get me wrong, they are both hilarious shows.

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I hate when Josh Smith is not

I hate when Josh Smith is not put on the all star team...i mean he is way better than Luol Deng!!

I hate when the Utah Jazz's young player(Derrick Favors, Enes Kanter, Alec Burks and Jeremy Evans) get NO playing time, THEY NEED PLAYING TIME IN ORDER TO GET BETTER!!!!!!

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I hate it

I hate it when Anthony Morrow has a good game because i'm always tempted to add him in fantasy and when I do he sucks for the next week or so.

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Aamir

Aamir continues to beat the life out of the running jokes on this site

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^Yeah, sorry I had to

^Yeah, sorry I had to rearrange your face like that, try putting some ice on it, maybe it'll slow the swelling.

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Accept my F-ing Trade!

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I Hate When no one believes

I Hate When no one believes me when I them tell that "Steve Jobs stole my idea for the Ipad when I was taking a dump in the bathroom at Burger King and he overheard me talking about it on the phone to my underage girlfriend"

I Hate When a core of good young players gets broken up,even if its for the betterment(is that a word?) of the team.... Eric Gordon,Blake Griffin,Eric Bledeo,Al Faruq Aminu, DeAndre Jordan

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Ok, I will, only If you

Ok, I will, only If you accept the trade I offered you in the rotisteree league.............

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I Hate When people laugh at

I Hate When people laugh at me and call me names when they see me eating Wienerschnitzel's new Junkyard Dog in church and i try to tell them that "Jesus would of ate one of these bad boys when he was being crucified,if he had the chance"

I Hate When High School players get named to the McDonalds All American team just because their going to Duke or North Carolina

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.... I hate when my teammates

.... I hate when my teammates smile in the locker room whereas we've just been outscored by 19.... I want to take their head and smash it on the floor till they understand 'basketball is not ping pong you can be physical" !!!

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I hate when I wake up in the

I hate when I wake up in the morning, head to the bathroom for my moring pee, and see that my ball sack is stuck to my thigh...

Because, then I feel like I cant pee until I fix this problem and I ususally have to go really really bad.. And you know it gets worse when you can see the toilet.. Gah.. Its annoying because I have to go so bad but there is just another thing preventing me from release.

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^^^

I think you need to get that checked out...

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You've never had "sticky

You've never had "sticky sack"?? Wow...

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I hate when players are

I hate when players are forced out of position (i.e. Horford).

I hate when teams relentlessly select BPA in the draft and wind up with talented players missing minutes because their position is already stacked (looking at you Minnesota).

I hate that Rondo got snubbed from the All-Star game.

I hate that Rudy Gay gets no respect.

I hate that big markets have all the power.

I hate that Wade's success is now Lebron's success too.

I hate that Jordan took Biyombo, that Celtics traded Brooks and that Jeff Green had a heart problem.

But most of all I hate that more and more teams in the NBA are running zone, which makes for boring viewing and less penetration and spectacular plays.

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I Hate when they say the game

I Hate when they say the game will start at 7 pm,but actually they spend 20 minutes talking about it,then another 5 minutes talking about the keys to the game...

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I Wish there was no such

I Wish there was no such thing as Google Search,then we'll Find out who the Real Knowledgeable Posters are!!!

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I hate when I realize seattle

I hate when I realize seattle has no more franchise...

I hate when dick bavetta forgets he already blew his whistle 3 times and does it again...and again... and again...

I hate when there is 3 or 4 games one night, and the only one you watch is a blowout.

I hate when I realize I will never see a jason kidd / ray allen backcourt.

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You have a valid point

You have a valid point Rudeboy, but anyone can google stuff and know answers, it's the way they express their theories and analysis that tell you whether people know their stuff, or are just BSing.

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I hate it when players whom I had high expectations fail to meet them... Fizer, Marvin Williams, Gerald Green... etc

I hate it when Vince Carter never became a superstar that I thought he'd be...

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I hate the fact that you

I hate the fact that you won't hear Mark Jackson say "Momma There Goes That Man!" anymore.

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^Yeah, we won't hear him.

^Yeah, we won't hear him. we'll just have to read his lips, I swear that he was mouthing it when Monta went off for 48.

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I hate it when I get sucked

I hate it when I get sucked into threads like this.

I hate it when People act as if Pau Gasol is a star instead of just a consistent 18-10 guy who goes no less or any greater than 18-10.

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i hate when kobyz makes

i hate when kobyz makes comparisons!!!

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I Hate that

I hate that Klay Thompson wasn't selected to the rising star game. W's get snubbed like no other team, smh.

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I hate to imagine euorpean

I hate to imagine euorpean baller's reaction if kostas sloukas goes undrafted....

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I hate..

I hate when I see headlines like "WVU upsets ND", click on the link, and realize it's Women's Basketball. Why is women's basketball on the front page of ESPN?

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i hate when.... im F'ing the

i hate when.... im F'ing the ish outta adriana lima and i wake up!

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i hate

I hate hearing Rick Kamla rant about basketball and the NBA. H8 how He acts like he has a personal relationship w/ the players n coaches. dude is sooo annoying, but 3D makes gametime/fantasy insider worthwhile

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