In a shocking turn of events, notorious point thot and forum poster Daryl “McDunkin” McCringleberry has resigned from NBAdraft.net. TMZ first broke the news after an anonymous tip.
“He’s lost his passion”, MikeyV told reporters. “He was on here every day posting gifs and coming up with witty catchphrases. Now, much like the Houston Rockets defense this season, the points don’t matter. But let’s take a minute right now the word passion and what it means. I’ll start with the ancient romans….”
(We edited the interview due to character restraints. Thank us later)
Our sideline reporter, Thor Buttox, was able to find McDunkin at a local casino. Accompanied by Joel Embiid, 45 pitchers of Shirley Temples, and 2 dozen Taquitos, we spoke with McDunkin and what prompted him to leave the NBAdraft.net family.
“I’ll be honest with you fam… They sucked me dry!” said McDunkin. “I gave that site the best years of my life. I met my ex-wife there! Hey, how is Cynthia doing by the way? Tell her once that new Drake album drops, I’mma be back for her love! But you know what, that’s a different issue. I was offered a lucrative contract at Tidal, as RiRi’s songwriter. Peep her next single JERK! Y’all wanna hear a sample of it?”
“No, not really”, we replied.
“JERK JERK JERK JERK JERK JERK JERK JERK! OUTTA LOTION SO I CAN’T JER-”
“ah, I think we get it.”
“Okay… Well anyways. Tell the fellas to hold it down guys. And that I still hate DanEboy”, McDunkin told us.
And just like Johnny Flynn, he disappeared.
(April Fools) bruh
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