John Bryant weighs in on Lebron and the Miami Heat

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Posted on: Tue, 07/20/2010 - 2:12pm #19539

JoeWolf1
John Bryant: ‘I’d rather butt hump a llama!’
by: Joewolf1
Now adding in on the criticism for All-Star forward Lebron James’ decision to leave Cleveland in order to team up with the newest “big three” is D-League center John Bryant.
“Do you think me, Garret Siler, and Morris Almond talked on the phone and all decided to team up and take the D-League, and then the NBA by storm? I’d rather butt hump a llama!”
The trash talking keeps raining down on the newly formed South Beach Super team, and in particular Lebron James. When asked for a comment Lebron stated “ You know Magic, Charles and Michael is one thing, but when John Bryant lays into you it hurts, it hurts real bad.”
Bryant added in response: “I sure as hell hope he plays summer league next year so I can show him a thing or two about competition!”
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Posted on: Tue, 07/20/2010 - 3:01pm #358740

Hypnotoad
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Hypnotoad approves.
ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD…
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Posted on: Tue, 07/20/2010 - 4:40pm #358829

Tongue-Out-Like-23
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JoeWolf, were you able to make the D-League or play ball in college? Probably not.
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Posted on: Tue, 07/20/2010 - 4:43pm #358836

JoeWolf1
No, and your point is?
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Posted on: Tue, 07/20/2010 - 4:44pm #358841

Tongue-Out-Like-23
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Why make fun of John Bryant, he’s doing something with his life while all you do is hate.
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Posted on: Tue, 07/20/2010 - 4:46pm #358843

McDunkin
You cant compare a human to a John Bryant…its just not fare to us as a species
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Posted on: Tue, 07/20/2010 - 4:52pm #358851

JoeWolf1
I’m sorry, I’ve never made fun of someone like you. Next time ill recite WWTOL23D before I make a light hearted joke post about a professional basketball journeyman. Maybe I should send John and his family a hand written apology letter.
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Posted on: Tue, 07/20/2010 - 5:25pm #358868

butidonthavemoney
JoeWolf, you are worse than Hitler. I hope you burn in Hell.
What kind of person would make fun of John Bryant?
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Posted on: Tue, 07/20/2010 - 5:30pm #358870

McDunkin
Really though money? you sure somebody else isnt worse than hitler?
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Posted on: Tue, 07/20/2010 - 5:38pm #358872

JoeWolf1
I feel truly awful, I think it is best that the hand written apology letter I write to John and his family is written in my own tears. I just feel terrible, because if John were to read this post I’m sure he would burst in to tears. I did it out of love, I swear it!!! my “safe word” is John Bryant!!! I hang my head in shame.
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Posted on: Tue, 07/20/2010 - 5:41pm #358874

butidonthavemoney
ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD…
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Posted on: Tue, 07/20/2010 - 5:52pm #358877

pattymills
i love you.
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Posted on: Tue, 07/20/2010 - 5:53pm #358876

McDunkin
i dont know what i hate more the toad or the pattymills
p.s. money you are one of Arans chosen ones, so why is the 2009 Draft Day Challenge board still up?
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Posted on: Tue, 07/20/2010 - 6:52pm #358898

BasketballGuru24
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loooooool Greatest Article ever.
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Posted on: Tue, 07/20/2010 - 7:13pm #358908

OhCanada-
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Its a shame when I read a post like this…it really has no reason to be on this site. Please dont compare John Bryant to Lebron James. John Bryant is one of the greatest basketball players to live and deserves our rspect.
TO JOHN BRYANT!!
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Posted on: Tue, 07/20/2010 - 7:18pm #358911

butidonthavemoney
To John Bryant!
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Posted on: Tue, 07/20/2010 - 7:20pm #358913

Michael.S.
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Yo, Nmoney…tally the votes whenu have a chance and we’ll hand out the medals in the mornin… G-nite
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Posted on: Tue, 07/20/2010 - 7:24pm #358920

butidonthavemoney
Don’t go yet. We haven’t been voting.
Voting starts on Thursday. We’ve just been choosing the nominees.
The awards ceremony will probably be on Friday. Mark your calender.
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Posted on: Tue, 07/20/2010 - 7:36pm #358930

Michael.S.
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I’ll stay up little longer seeing as it’s only 1:25.
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Posted on: Tue, 07/20/2010 - 7:59pm #358943

OrangeJuiceJones
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Did somebody just take a John Bryant joke seriously?
Wow……
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Posted on: Tue, 07/20/2010 - 8:16pm #358953

butidonthavemoney
Talk about a lack of maturity…
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