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  • Posted on: Sun, 02/03/2013 - 8:04am #46214
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    I May Be Wrong
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    Indian Player

    Rajinder Satnam Parsad

    Position: Guard/Forward

    Height: 65 inches

    Weight: a modest 164

    Sex: Not before marriage

    Description:

    He is a crafty left handed player able to play 4 positions very effectively. He was the star of his local club league where he DOMINATED with 9 ppg and 3 steals. His shot has been often compared to as spicy as Chicken Tikka Masala and his court vision is impeccable! Athletically, his beer belly holds him back but he uses his size to over power the younger defenders in the rec leagues. Defensively, he has been called the Sasha Pavolovic of the league. He pesters his opponents as if he was working his day time job as a novelty toys telemarketer under his alias “Bradley Cooper”.

    He was getting a lot of interest from Kalamazoo College where he would have had a free ride on the bench but he tore his ACL in a horrific pick up cricket game. He was never able to get back that promise he once showed.

    Why is his nickname Goldie you may ask? Well, after his basketball career was shattered, he became obsessed with swag. His arranged marriage fell through after she caught him “getting money, but f*cking bithces”. Today, he currently is worth over $200 million rupees and is planning on buying an NBA team down the line.

    God bless Goldie!


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  • Posted on: Sun, 02/03/2013 - 8:26am #744200
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    torontoraptors10
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    Swag on point.

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  • Posted on: Sun, 02/03/2013 - 9:29am #744215
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    For_Never_Ever
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    • Posted on: Sun, 02/03/2013 - 10:07am #744221
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      I May Be Wrong
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      THIS.

      Why is this not #1 on iTunes? Oh yeah, its cuz iTunes racist! (European Baller voice)

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    • Posted on: Sun, 02/03/2013 - 10:26am #744238
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      King Calucha
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      I’m a very good bad boy? lol

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  • Posted on: Sun, 02/03/2013 - 10:10am #744226
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    Gronounours
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    Wait a minute! Good post, but I’m the only licensed EB parodist. And why switch to India? Do you really think we’ve run out of Greek superstars already? Please check out my latest scouting reports if you haven’t yet:

    http://nbadraft.net/forum/panagiotis-cristofoulos-papanikolaopolussulakos

    http://nbadraft.net/forum/anselmodoulos-varmandilis-and-herodoto-pankalamfous

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  • Posted on: Sun, 02/03/2013 - 11:01am #744243
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    Cynthia
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    Very good article, but I’m surprised you forgot to mention Goldie also wrote & produced America’s #1 song:

    All Gold Everything

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  • Posted on: Sun, 02/03/2013 - 11:22am #744245
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    XYRYX
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    Ha ha haaaa!

    I may be wrong but this sounds kind of unrealistic since his name is way to short and he I actually can pronounce his last name.

    Btw I was skiing over the weekend and when I came back here I saw all the latest roumors european baller threw all over the forum and I really started crying when I saw your post here!!!

    OWNED!

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  • Posted on: Sun, 02/03/2013 - 12:25pm #744253
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    For_Never_Ever
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    Check out this Banger.

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  • Posted on: Sun, 02/03/2013 - 12:49pm #744260
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    Chrispy
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    Like in “I’m Gonna Get you, Sucka”?

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  • Posted on: Sun, 02/03/2013 - 12:52pm #744258
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    akhan786
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    Is Rajinder related to Aamir?

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