[RUDEBOY_Participant]

Rock Bottom News in Metcalfe,Mississippi is reporting former felons turned Sports Agents Julius Jordan Jr. & Downtown Brown have contacted former NBA players Allen Iverson,Steve Francis,Latrell Sprewell, Stephon Marbury,Greg Ostertag,Keith Van Horn & Bruce Bowen..thru Twitter about making a comeback..Julius got the idea of bringing those players together while sitting in the drunk tank he shared with his longtime pal Downtown Brown..They both were thrown out of the 6th Street Club called the ”Hole in the Wall” after failing to pay their tab that had reached $567.13..Police found the pair 2 blocks away arguing over who gets to sit near the window on the motorcycle…Yeah man everybody on earth is talking about this year’s free agents..They talking more about the free agents then they talking bout the Finals or the Draft..Folks talkin about Lebron,Wade & Bosh? How bout a Dream Team of Sprewell,Marbury & Antoine Walker? King James and Wade cant hold a candle to the Franchise,don’t have many ways to use Vaseline like Marbury does or choke a coach as good as Sprewell can..They were doing there thing when dem boys were in diapers..Yeah man,You got something there,Count me in,Downtown agreed to use his 1 phone call to call Antoine Walker..Who right away loved the idea.. It’ll be a great way for me to pay off all my bills and buy about 12 more cars..I bet you $200,000 the public would love seeing us together on 1 team….I know we can get Iverson if we promise to let him start..Sprewell will also be down if P.J Carlisimo isnt the coach..I think we can get Rodman dude is still in great shape,I saw him in Vegas about 3 months ago, i borrowed $10,000 from him..But lost it all at the crap table..I know Marbury wants to get back in the league..But i heard he isnt too well in the head..But give him a couple of Asprin and he’ll be fine..We can have T-Mac coming off the bench as the 6th man..Wally Szczerbiak wants in..Dude use to kill’em from behind the arc..Cassell isnt making any money coaching and doing Gollum look alike shows .I know Sam will do it..Yeah Dawg we can do this!! The world is ready for a SuperTeam..Downtown asked Antoine, where are you now? Man didnt you see me? I’m in jail.In the cell right next to yours…But i’ll be getting out soon.My 7th kid baby momma is selling my Championship ring..

[esperanzafleet69Participant]

posts like this make me hate this site..

[RUDEBOY_Participant]

Esperazafleet69………Dude calm down..u’re unemployment benefits will be extended.

[Mr.Knick 32Participant]

I’m gonna creed this post: POINTLESS

and to make it worse? It’s not even a little funny

[The Scare Crow ReturnsParticipant]

to a certain extent…”Street Managers”like these 2 characters really exist…most of the time though they are millionaire drug lords and gangsters…They are in the same scene as the “ballers” and rich and famous…and if they can get close enough through weed, coke, and pussy….that’s P. U. S. S. Y…They can actually give the stars of the NBA advide like this…I believe that’s why a few of them are in debt and broke…because they bought into dumb ideas ( not saying a super team of semi retired Stars is Stupid) in fact…I’ll put together a semi realistic all Super Star..lets say Seattle Gets a Team back and the NBA lets them hand pick their roster from the “Free Agents” in the pool after the Summer of Lebron…

Lets say AI and Marbury get selected to Battle for the point guard spot…
Imagine Jason Williams(White Chocalate)there to back up and possibly start the unpredictable PG duo…
Imagine Steve Francis did come on late in the season for one more playoff run…as the combo guard off the bench he should have been earlier in his career…Now lets get some body like Rasheed Wallace and Big Ben (both semi retired, to play backup 4 and 5 to young guys retired by injury more than Age. I’m thinking about a guy like KG who’d be forced out of Boston on a rebuilding bender…He and Elton Brand can start at the Four and Five( There both superstars that are considered to be over the hill and They can be the ones that carry the teams in the paint…Now we got AI, Marbury, J Will, Sheed, Big Ben, KG and Brand…We call Shaq Diesel to take on the League telling him he needs to retire…we have Brand, The Wallace Twins and maybe Robert Horry too on the bench backing the Big Men up…KG and Shaq would be the starters with AI/Steph or JWill at the Point…The shooting guard and Small forward positions would be up to you guys…maybe guys like Grant Hill and a returning Penny Hardaway to start…back them up with Darius Miles and Johnathan Bender…Maybe Shaun Livingston makes an appearence…

AI/J.Will/Marbury???
TMac??? I almost forgot about Tmac…Penny( don’t know if he could go for one more year) Francis
G.Hill/Miles/Bender
KG/Brand/Horry???
Shaq/R.Wallace/B.Wallace

I think that team would make the playoffs IMO…..

[RUDEBOY_Participant]

I see someone on here know what i was trying to say..
I read somewhere that Steve Francis is really trying to put together a team of former players to compete in a city to city basketball tournament..Don’t know if its really true..I’ll look into it..
But alot of those players were ushered out of the league becuz of bad attitudes and a lack of work ethics…

[joecheck88Participant]

i thought it was good, some was funny some wasnt. if u hate the site leave, id rather read this then where are the big 3 going, or lebron, bosh wade in south beach?, or trade idea for nuggets with melo. 95 percent of the posts on here are garbage so when i read something different i kind of enjoy it. and you still decided to read this post and the title tells you it wasnt going to be a serious post.

[The Scare Crow ReturnsParticipant]

I tried to hook you up with a scenario that might in the most perfect storm of circumstances work…

I believe Shaq would love to lead his own team of ALL Stars abck to the promise land…
I believe in KG and think the Celtics will trade or buy out KG to end his career elsewhere…He’s not a guy I want to remember a Celtic and I feel this case would give him the Team He’d want to play for…
I believe that AI has one more thing to prove to the Critics…Win a Ring playing the right way…play little brother to Shaq and KG. Both can help him clean up the act for his own Legacy…
I Believe that TMac can get it together for the last two or 3 years of his career and would love to be the X Factor for a Contender…If he’s even TMac at 70 % he’s a 15 to 20 point scorer that can still pass the ball and Shoot the 3…He’ll be in a Paul Piece type of role…
I Believe Hill has 1 more run as a Good 6th man type…
I believe that Brand is in the worst case possible in Philly…being paid too much to be the Guy when he’s the perfect 6th man or third Big man off the Bench…On a team of veterans looking to play a half court game…Brand would be very serviceable…Paul Millsap type of serviceable…Play him less he’ll produce more…
I believe the Wallace twins if placed on the Bench could help a contender in the playoffs…
I still believe in Jason Williams…He’s one my favorites and I’ve never seen him injured…

[RUDEBOY_Participant]

I dont think a team of guys that havent played in the league in 3 or 4 years will do anything meaningful..I saw Robert Horry & Rick Fox play earlier this year in that Celeb game during All-Star Weekend….And those dudes were,fat, old & slow..And they just retired about 2 or 3 years ago…
Shaq thinks he still have 3 years left in him..He can still average 8 or 9 boards a game..But i really think next season should be his last..We want to remember him for what he was..And that was the most dominate player post player in the last 30 years..

[joecheck88Participant]

i thought it was good, some was funny some wasnt. if u hate the site leave, id rather read this then where are the big 3 going, or lebron, bosh wade in south beach?, or trade idea for nuggets with melo. 95 percent of the posts on here are garbage so when i read something different i kind of enjoy it. and you still decided to read this post and the title tells you it wasnt going to be a serious post.

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