examples of what nba players would be doing if they werent in the nba

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Posted on: Mon, 05/09/2011 - 10:15am #28742

cbeckerman
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their is a wrestler named new jack who thought the promoter said it was ok to bring a knife in the ring and he ACTUALLY stabbed his opponent several times and yes he did do jail time over it. if ron artest was a wrestler he would be new jack.

adonaly foyle- politician who brings awareness to the caribbean and its needs
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Posted on: Mon, 05/09/2011 - 10:31am #530035

cbeckerman
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and bynum would be beating up children– barea is as close as he can get for now – no wait maybe nate robinsons next
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Posted on: Mon, 05/09/2011 - 10:34am #530037

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If Derek Fisher wasn’t playing in the NBA, he’d be doing all of Common’s stunts in movies
If Pau Gasol wasn’t playing in the NBA, he’d be in wild with his fellow llamas
If Larry Drew wasn’t coaching the Atlanta Hawks, he’d be playing the role of Coach Carter

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Posted on: Mon, 05/09/2011 - 11:00am #530045

cbeckerman
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some hillarious stuff
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Posted on: Mon, 05/09/2011 - 11:05am #530049

BothTeamsPlayedHard
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If the NBA went away, the players would be in Europe, South America, China, or the Middle East playing basketball. That or the NFL would have much bigger and more athletic wide receivers as well as more dynamic running backs.
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Posted on: Mon, 05/09/2011 - 12:00pm #530077

apb540
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I think you missed the point of this thread big guy.
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Posted on: Mon, 05/09/2011 - 12:05pm #530082

JoeWolf1
Brain Scalabrine would be a 2nd rate Conan O’Brien impersonator who’s lack of comedic timing has him stuck performing at high school assemblies and open mic nights.
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Posted on: Mon, 05/09/2011 - 12:16pm #530085

providencefriars1
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Joe Wolf, who wouldnt want Scal performing at halftime shows, ticket sales would go up
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Posted on: Mon, 05/09/2011 - 12:27pm #530086

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thought of some other ones while I was "studying" for Internation MacroEcon
If Andreson Varejo wasn’t playing in the NBA, he’d try to bring back the Soul Glo commercials
If LeBron James wasn’t playing in the NBA, he’d be the spokesman for Rogaine
If John Wall wasn’t in the NBA, he would have intvented the Dougie
If Greivis Vasquez wasn’t in the NBA, he’d be the Situation’s lil brother
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Posted on: Mon, 05/09/2011 - 12:40pm #530089

toruk
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kyle korver would be living in england with his twin brother andrey arshavin. http://www.google.com.br/search?um=1&hl=en&biw=1366&bih=643&tbm=isch&sa=1&q=arshavin&oq=arshavin&aq=f&aqi=&aql=&gs_sm=s&gs_upl=49998l51235l0l8l6l0l0l0l0l385l385l3-1
ilgauskas would be a butcher.
joakim noah would work at macdonalds.
kevin love would be a security guard for night clubs.
o.j. mayo would be a R&B singer.
landry fields would be a computer programmer.

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Posted on: Mon, 05/09/2011 - 12:46pm #530090

Sasha4MVP
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Delonte West would be a MILF hunter.

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Posted on: Mon, 05/09/2011 - 1:31pm #530101

moochiee
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Robin Lopez would be playing Side Show Bob in the live action Simpsons movie.
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Posted on: Mon, 05/09/2011 - 1:35pm #530102

JJeff6
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Birdman would be a tatoo artist
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Posted on: Mon, 05/09/2011 - 2:21pm #530110

aamir543
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Brian Sclabrine- Professional cheerleader
Kevin Granett- motavational speaker, or theraphist. (Sort of like the guy in the gieco comercial)
Allen Iverson- gangster
Lebron Bosh Marcus Banks and Wade – Male Models
Kobe Bryant- The guy at your local gym that hustles you into a one on one for money, takes your money and leaves the gym once nobody else would dare chalange him, then move on to the next gym, and soon enough next state, country, then continent, and would become an astronout to try to see if anyone in space would play him. After he sees there is no life in space, and has wiped out the planet, he becomes a talk show host. (Right now he would be training with Nasa)
Nash- would pull off a Dion Sanders and play Soccer and hockey. As we speak, he would be floping on Lionel Messi.
Dennis Rodman- Who Knows?

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Posted on: Mon, 05/09/2011 - 2:31pm #530118

durantula83
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Nah son, I’m pretty sure Delonte West would be a gun runner.
And of course Chris Bosh would have come out the closet by now and be a gay rights activist.
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Posted on: Mon, 05/09/2011 - 2:33pm #530119

Wavy Bagels
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If Lebron’s hairline weren’t in the NBA, it would be a before picture for the hair club for men
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Posted on: Mon, 05/09/2011 - 2:35pm #530120

Scottoant93
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Wes Johnson- be in a ninja turtle movie
Chris Anderson- a homeless crack addict
Brain Scalabrine- that guy who says ginger have souls

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Posted on: Mon, 05/09/2011 - 2:39pm #530122

Wavy Bagels
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Carlos Boozer would be Coach Creaton from the show "All That"…always getting hurt
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Posted on: Mon, 05/09/2011 - 2:39pm #530123

Scottoant93
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Posted on: Mon, 05/09/2011 - 2:42pm #530121

Scottoant93
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messed up read next one
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Posted on: Mon, 05/09/2011 - 2:44pm #530125

toruk
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Chris Bosh would be a Velociraptor.
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Posted on: Mon, 05/09/2011 - 2:51pm #530129

Wavy Bagels
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Ray Allen would be Denzel Washington’s son
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Posted on: Mon, 05/09/2011 - 3:07pm #530136

McDunkin
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Posted on: Mon, 05/09/2011 - 3:20pm #530145

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There are no other options for him…. or can you one up that?
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Posted on: Mon, 05/09/2011 - 3:28pm #530148

McDunkin
Shannon Brown would most likely be
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Posted on: Mon, 05/09/2011 - 3:49pm #530151

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he’d be most depressed man ever.
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Posted on: Mon, 05/09/2011 - 4:16pm #530162

Scottoant93
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Posted on: Mon, 05/09/2011 - 5:11pm #530172

McDunkin
If it werent for the NBA they
Might be the greatest R&B group since Boyz II Men
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