[Michael.S.Participant]

Me

36-9-6

8th grade intramuruls

How bout you guys?

[llperez]

just last weekend i went to the park messed around and picked up a triple double.

[whiteflashParticipant]

Were you freakin’ brothers every way like MJ?

[Michael.S.Participant]

Haha, does that even qualify as a real game?

You keep stats in the park?

[knicksfan7Participant]

llperez22 awesome line by Ice Cube. I gave you a point for the ill lyric.

[knicksfan7Participant]

mikenike, it’s from a song Today was a good day by Ice Cube.

[Michael.S.Participant]

I’ll have to listen to that rhyme…Sounds like it got no rhythm……Didn’t catch that one

[The8thDeadlySinParticipant]

As a senior in HS, I had 11 points, 13 assist, 21 rebound, 7 steals, and 5 block shots. Also, Im only like 6′ tall.

[butidonthavemoney]

Actually the song is, “It Was a Good Day”.

#smartarsesunite

Mikenike you might have missed it because llperez graciously censored the lyrics.

[butidonthavemoney]

I played my friend one-on-one in my room in the fourth grade. We played first to 300. I scored 298 points.

[knicksfan7Participant]

butidonthavemoney I heard after that game several high profile division 1 colleges gave you a full ride, can you confirm this rumor??

[llperez]

yeah, you need to catch up on your ice cube mikenike. But yes, i do record my stats at the park. MOst think it is odd, but they don’t have my skills.

[Michael.S.Participant]

ICE Cube was before my time…He is a decent actor though

[Michael.S.Participant]

ICE Cube was before my time…He is a decent actor though

[Michael.S.Participant]

ICE Cube was before my time…He is a decent actor though

[Michael.S.Participant]

ICE Cube was before my time…He is a decent actor though

[Michael.S.Participant]

ICE Cube was before my time…He is a decent actor though

[knicksfan7Participant]

Tupac was before my time, and I listen to him. That is not an excuse.

[butidonthavemoney]

mikenike with an unprecedented QUINTUPLE post!!! Somebody call guinness!!!

knicksfan – Sadly, no, but John Bryant called to congratulate me personally. That was nice.

[knicksfan7Participant]

whoa THE JOHN BRYANT!!!!! Now that’s impressive.

[Michael.S.Participant]

Oh.well I don’t need no damn excuse……..

Haha my bad for that quintuple post…

Peace out…butidonthavemoneys….llperez…8th…and knicks

[kaceyParticipant]

You crack me up dude.

Best HS game for me was against 19 points against some sucky team. Most efficient game was against former WKU role player Ty Rogers. 14 points on 5/5 from the field (2-2 on 3’s), and 2/2 from the ft line. Ty Rogers was all that team had, so again another sucky team. And no, Ty Rogers was not guarding me. Our team held him to 14 points, which was one of the worse outings he had that year.

Church league best, was 30 something points, and almost had a dunk tip, which would have been my first dunk in any game I have ever played in my life. That opportunity to throw down in a game is running out quick.

The good ol’ days.

[knicksfan7Participant]

One time in the park I had 8 assists in a game up to 21, never kept stats nor did I play any organized ball. I am thinking about playing club ball for my college for my junior and senior years though.

[OrangeJuiceJonesParticipant]

I had 34 points on 10-10 from downtown and 4-4 from the line in a summer league game at my gym. Yes, it’s a rec league, and no, there isn’t much competition. Don’t judge me.

[knicksfan7Participant]

OrangeJuiceJones I remember scouting that game and you missed twice from downtown, but then responded with 6 3’s in a row.

[whiteflashParticipant]

I had some pretty decent scoring games in some summer leagues and pro-ams, but my all-time best stat is dunking on Taliek Brown during a pickup game. That was pretty cool.

[OrangeJuiceJonesParticipant]

Don’t play like that, man. That was the best game of my life, but I’m lucky I was being guarded by some old guy (well, he isn’t really old, he’s in his 40’s) whose idea of defense is to stand 8 feet away from me with one hand up.

[knicksfan7Participant]

ahahahaha man if I had defenders like that I would have fun. I would shoot every time.

[butidonthavemoney]

I’m pretty much an excellent defender. Check out my block…

[knicksfan7Participant]

that just wrong butidonthavemoney just wrong. LOL.

[butidonthavemoney]

I know knicksfan. It was sick wasn’t it! Yeah, the dude never showed his face again after that REJECTION!!!

Actually I think he killed himself…

[knicksfan7Participant]

I heard in his suicide letter he mentioned that block. DOES THAT MAKE YOU SLEEP AT NIGHT?????

[butidonthavemoney]

I’m pretty sleepy now that you mention it. Anyway, the world was better off without him. The only people who loved him was his mother, wife and 7 children. Plus I heard that he was mooching off the US government. What you think you deserve a government-paid wheelchair just because you dove in front of a wounded soldier and took a bullet in the leg in Iraq? Whoop-dee-doo.

Whatever. I block suckers like him in my sleep!

[knicksfan7Participant]

btw on another note. I am still waiting on my application to Kevin O’Connor’s Turtle farm, butidonthavemoney, can u possibly get that application for me. Thanks.

[JayK21]

6 minute quarters
26 pts
12 rebs
8 asts
4stls
4 blks

so in 12 min quarter
52 pts
24 rbs
16 asts
8stls
8 blcks

shitty compitition but im versatile a 5’10 white evan turner lolz.

5

[JayK21]

6 minute quarters
26 pts
12 rebs
8 asts
4stls
4 blks

so in 12 min quarter
52 pts
24 rbs
16 asts
8stls
8 blcks

shitty compitition but im versatile a 5’10 white evan turner lolz.

5

[nateoak10Participant]

20 points, 10 assists, 7 boards, 3 steals, 5/7 from 3

[knicksfan7Participant]

Nateoak are you Stephen Curry b/c that sure sounds like a stephen curry stat line.

[cp33Participant]

Junior Varstiy Sophomore Year

32 pts
21 boards
6 Blks
I think I had like 5 assists as well that game

The other team was playing a 2-3 zone and I was killing it from the high post all night.

[kanyedabestParticipant]

LAST YR As a senior in HS i had 41 points 3 assists and 6 steals in provincial finals…… my freshman yr ( this yr) my best game was 17 points 7/9 from the field

[knicksfan7Participant]

papa, do you play college ball? D1?

[llperez]

dang, who knew this site was full of straight up ballers. Guys put up some numbers around here. And nomoney is a lock down defender in the wheelchair league.

[knicksfan7Participant]

nomoney is the 4x DPOY in that league.

[butidonthavemoney]

knicksfan – O’Connor is very picky about who he hires. He told me that you barely even look like a turtle…

llperez – Recognize…

[knicksfan7Participant]

money- O’Connor is just jealous that about 99% of the population gets more ass than him.

[TobiasFunkeParticipant]

Easy, glory days. I don’t mean to be insulting, but 8th grade intramurals…really? You remember your EXACT stat line from middle school intramurals? This a Bill Simmons scale in the making…least legitimate stat claims. With that said, during Koosh basketball in my room in 2nd grade, my invented player on my fictional all-star team put up video game-esque numbers against the fictional opposition I was playing against. It was close for a while and emotions ran high, but ultimately my fictional star player just took over the game — completely crushing the other fictional team I was manning. What can I say, my ego got the best of me. I really wore myself out from all Coke consumption and simultaneously playing both sides/ keeping track of all the player’s names and attributes I made up. I used a tennis ball instead of a Koosh though, so it was totally legit…

[itsOvaParticipant]

just a couple weeks ago I got 10point 15rebound and 5assists in my university intramural, its not crazy stat, but its good for me, because most games I only score 2 points or less and grab about 10rebounds and 5 assists. I never won a game because, every one except me on my team is a ball hog.

[canesboy6Participant]

15 and Unders AAU ball, I scored 31. Don’t remember rebounds or assists, probably had some dimes because I was a point guard. Rebounding….never my strongest attribute. Don’t think I was playing against anybody that noteworthy, only name I remember is a guy named Brian Holmes who is playing for North Florida next year. I was just absolutely on fire and making everything, honest to god it was a little bit flukey haha I’m more of a passer and defender.

Speaking of North Florida, they are going to be beasts in the Atlantic Sun soon. Thier coach, Mark Driscoll, was an Assistant at Baylor. He is the one who did the amazing work with Ekpe Udoh last year. They also have my boy from Miami I played with a few times Jerron Granberry. Led them in scoring as freshman, wasn’t even listed on any recruiting sites.

[joecheck88Participant]

i didnt keep track of stats and went to HS in a small town but usually the 2 best players from a game would be in the paper. So I had 1 good game that made the paper and thats why I remeber it. And I was just a solid role player but I was feelin it this game. My stat line was:

16pts, 6reb, 3ast, 4 stls, 2/2 on 3pt and like 5 of 7 from inside the 3.

[DanEboyParticipant]

I used to go to the parks on the Southside of Chicago with a couple friends of mine. They both played for Westinghouse, which was a powerhouse school before it closed down a couple of years ago. It has since reopened and is starting to gain prominence again. Anyway, I am a white boy who looks like he can play a little because I am 6’4 and lanky. I am a terrible basketball player though, played baseball my whole life. I would just go and watch all of these playground legends and high school prospects ball.

One day though, they were running a 3 on 3 tourney and my 2 buddies wanted to enter. It was just like White Men Can’t Jump and I felt like Billy Hoyle. The game started and I immediately regretted my decision. They figured out very quickly that I sucked and everytime I touched the ball they just triple teamed me until I turned it over. I can’t remember any names but these guys were all taller than me and serious ballers. This happened about 4 times at which point they told me to get off the court. I swear to God. I was asked to leave the park!! Haha, embarrassing to say the least.

My stat line from that game:

0pts 0reb 0ast 0stl 0blk 4 turnovers

[R-Dot-13Participant]

Last year in Grade 10 with my club team I had

53 points
5 assist
5 rebounds
9-13 3pt
10-10 ft

And last year on my HS team i had

42 points
8 assists
7 steals
6 rebounds

We played the worst team in the league for my school team.

[JoeWolf1]

I was always kind of a defensive player, could score but wasn’t a focal point of my teams offense but loved blocking shots and running the floor, my Jr year I split time between JV and Varsity and Sr year started varsity. im in my late 20’s but I found my old stat books not too long ago.

Jr. year JV ball – 7 pts 16 rbs 9 blocks 4 steals
Jr year Varsity ball – 9 points 5 rbs 1 steal
Sr. year Varsity ball – 16 points 6 rbs 4 blocks 4 steals

[whyyouhatingParticipant]

My team mates where on average 38 years old, they where tired
In the second game of a tourney I shot about every shot
ended up with 62. We lost by about 30 points I felt like Kobe or Rajon Rondo playing with the Celtics.

[Da1potParticipant]

My best game to date has been 32 points, 10 assists and 12 rebounds for my club team. I had nine threes in that game, too! I score probably about 80% of my points on threes!

[adamsc14Participant]

This year the best stat game I had on jv was 18 pts 8 ast 6 stl 6 reb 3 blk. I should be on varsity next year hopefully 11th grade is my breakout year. IM 6 ft now hopefully i grow 5 to 6 more inches

[marcusfizer21Participant]

In our Faculty Sportsfest which includes the whole university, I played in two games and byfar the first one was the best I ever had…

21 points 6 three-pointers and an and one play…1 reb…LOL

My previous best game was six years ago when I had 16 points and 6 rebounds… I don’t score that much in the League but in pick-up games, I tend to score a lot…LOOL

[WrecklessParticipant]

My handles are pretty weak, but im in the 8th grade and they will naturally get better. I got 8 pts, 6 boards, and 7 assists. Didnt really get alot of minutes. When my handles get better, ill eventually get better at driving to the lane, right now i tend to shy away from it. Just being honest.

[Henry25Participant]

my freshman year on varsity i had 4 games in a row with 20+ points. They went 24, 23, 20, 27. Best stretch ever of my life. Most of them came off of threes. This year, my junior year, my best game was 31

[whocanholdmeParticipant]

I PLAYED IN OUR CITY MENS LEAGUE PLAYOFF GAME AND I HAD 26 REBOUNDS AND IM ONLY 6FT ALSO. BIG UPS TO MY SHORT DUDES THAT CRASH DA BOARDS. THIS IS REALLY SPECIAL TO ME BECAUSE I NEVER THOUGHT I WOULD HOOP AGAIN B/C I ALMOST DIED A YEAR AGO.

HOPE MY COUSIN MARQUEZ HAYNES GETS INTO THIS DRAFT…LOOK EM UP

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