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- Posted on: Fri, 04/22/2011 - 4:25pm #28231
goneParticipantThe recent “discovery” of bismack biyombo makes me want to praise him and all his glory with facts about him….
1. There once was a street named biyombo but it was changed because nobody crosses biyombo and lives
2. Fear of spiders? Aracnaphobia . Fear of tight spaces? Claustrophobia. Fear of biyombo in the paint? Logic
3. Biyombo once played one on one with superman and the loser had to wear his underwear over his pants forever
4. Biyombo can clap with his eyelidsNow it’s your turn
0 - Posted on: Fri, 04/22/2011 - 4:40pm #524295
HaleParticipantPeople fear 2012 but 2012 fears Bismack Biyombo.
Bismack Biyombo keeps his friends close and his enemies dead.
Bismack Biyombo can divide by zero.
Bismack Biyombo does not fart, nothing escapes Bismack Biyombo.
0 - Posted on: Fri, 04/22/2011 - 4:42pm #524296
goneParticipantThe world’s most interesting man is interested in bismack biyombo
0 - Posted on: Fri, 04/22/2011 - 4:46pm #524297
paradigmnParticipantBISMACK BIYOMBO shot JFK!!!
0 - Posted on: Fri, 04/22/2011 - 4:48pm #524298
HaleParticipantThere are no mysteries in the Universe, only things Bismack Biyombo hasn’t shared with the rest of us.
0 - Posted on: Fri, 04/22/2011 - 4:48pm #524299
mikeyvthedonParticipantIs immune to the poison of the Black Mamba. However, their is no immunity to Biyombo.
Anthony Davis’ eyes were side wide playing against Biyombo, it seemed like he had two eyebrows.
If you do Mambo with Bismack Biyombo, it is like an elbow combo from Dikembe Mutombo.
His grandson had a 4’6 wingspan when he was born last winter.
0 - Posted on: Fri, 04/22/2011 - 4:52pm #524301
paradigmnParticipantThis just in….suposively JAMES NAISMITH actually stole the idea of inventing the game of basketball from BISMACK MIYOMBO!!!
0 - Posted on: Fri, 04/22/2011 - 5:01pm #524310
mikeyvthedonParticipantAnd was told that he has not yet gone through puberty, and is probably 11 or 12 years old!
0 - Posted on: Fri, 04/22/2011 - 5:04pm #524311
paradigmnParticipantBIYMBO sh*ts GOLD nuggets!!!!
0 - Posted on: Fri, 04/22/2011 - 5:04pm #524312
paradigmnParticipantBIYMBO sh*ts GOLD nuggets!!!!
0 - Posted on: Fri, 04/22/2011 - 5:14pm #524316
ProudGrandpaParticipantIs one of only two people who knows how to do "Hood Rat Stuff" with his friends.
0 - Posted on: Fri, 04/22/2011 - 5:16pm #524317
mikeyvthedonParticipantIs "Bi-Winning" but he also "Bi-smack".
Once Biyo has been in your car, you will never smell the same again until you flat out get rid of it.
(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-pEhqiCD27E)
0 - Posted on: Fri, 04/22/2011 - 6:05pm #524329
ItsVictorOladipoParticipantBismack Biyombo will always test positive for steroids. Not that he uses steroids. It’s because steroids are made from Bismack Biyombo.
Paul Pierce was once stabbed 11 times in the face neck and back, was rushed to the hospital and underwent emergency surgery to save his life. He left the hospital within a week and ended up starting all 82 games that season. Biyombo still can’t believe that pus$y went to the hospital.
Bismack Biyombo’s only weakness is his outside shooting. Fortunately all NBA games are played indoors.
0 - Posted on: Fri, 04/22/2011 - 9:21pm #524349
Bad DogParticipantBismack Miyombo was once bitten by a vampire but he didn’t turn into one, the vampire turned into Serge Ibaka
Most people fear death, but death fears Bismack Biyombo
0 - Posted on: Fri, 04/22/2011 - 11:34pm #524358
Zeke33ParticipantBismack Biyombo once raced Bobby Phills and won..
0 - Posted on: Fri, 04/22/2011 - 11:46pm #524359
omphalosParticipantThe Big Bang really happened when Bismack Biyombo blocked God’s layup against the back-board.
0 - Posted on: Sat, 04/23/2011 - 1:11am #524360
paint intruderParticipantWhen Chuck Norris invented his round house kick, he was inspirated by Biyombo’s spin move.
Bismack Biyombo can order AND GET a delicious Big Mac at White Castle’s.
0 - Posted on: Sat, 04/23/2011 - 3:28am #524374
OhCanada-ParticipantJonathan Givony, Chad Ford, and David Thorpe are actaully on the payroll of Bismack Biyambo’s father.
Bismacks mother is a superintelligent extraterristrial with a 9-foot wingspan standing 6-feet tall.
Bismack Biyambo and Captain Crunch are the same person.
Bismack Biyambo owns a lion named "Mustafa" that has been turned into a house pet, and is the family vehicle.
0 - Posted on: Sat, 04/23/2011 - 4:27am #524379
LazarusMunozParticipantlol OMG this is one of the funniest threads ive seen on a web board in ages! This dude better end up being a really good player or The Interent is gonna shit on him every chance they get
0 - Posted on: Sat, 04/23/2011 - 4:30am #524380
McDunkinHelen Kellers favorite color is Bismack Biyombo
If you can see Bismack Biyombo….he can see you, but If you cant see Bismack Biyombo you may be only seconds away from getting blocked
Bismack Biyombo doesnt shower….he bathes in the fear of slashers
Since 1980… the year Bismack Biyombo was born…low post defense related deaths have increased 1,000 percent
0 - Posted on: Sat, 04/23/2011 - 4:56am #524385
OhCanada-ParticipantThis is the most honest and fact providing Bismack Biyambo thread ever created.
0 - Posted on: Sat, 04/23/2011 - 5:11am #524389
goneParticipantBiyombo didn’t give his energy to Goku because it would’ve destroyed the universe that’s why the spirit bomb didn’t kill freiza.
Biyombo once blocked a dunk contest dunk
Biyombo went to sleep in a cave, when they came to him in the morning he had vanished
Biyombo took a dump……that dump became Michael Jordan
0 - Posted on: Sat, 04/23/2011 - 5:19am #524391
McDunkini agree Matthew this is a great thread
…did you know Bismack is the only person Lil B says thank you to?
He is also the only one to successfully jack Jenna Roses swag…and looked better in her jeans while doing it
0 - Posted on: Sat, 04/23/2011 - 5:20am #524397
goneParticipantI, son of dunkin, heir to the Mc name, hereby declare this thread a classic. Naysayers may matriculate to another URL
0 - Posted on: Sat, 04/23/2011 - 5:24am #524403
McDunkin0 - Posted on: Sat, 04/23/2011 - 5:54am #524414
HitsterParticipantBismack Biyombo will go down as Dave Kahn’s greatest ever signing apart of course from Darko!
0 - Posted on: Sat, 04/23/2011 - 6:25am #524417
R-Dot-13ParticipantWaldo is hiding from from Bismack Biyombo in the paint
Blake Griffin dunked over a car, Bismack Biyombo can dunk over a truck
MC hammer can’t touch Bismack Biyombo
0 - Posted on: Sat, 04/23/2011 - 8:12am #524438
OhCanada-ParticipantKim Kardashian tried to get with Bismack Biyambo, so he had to Bichsmack A Bimbo for even trying to play a pimp for his money.
No man can kill Bismack Biyambo but himself, because he is not a man he is an Avatar.
Killing Bismack Biyambo would cure all diseases, bring world peace, and stop world hunger, but pimps dont commit suicide.
0 - Posted on: Sat, 04/23/2011 - 8:25am #524444
aamir543ParticipantBismarck Biyombo does not fear fear for fear fears Bismarck Biyomo.
0 - Posted on: Sat, 04/23/2011 - 8:25am #524445
JoeWolf1After Corey Haim died of a drug overdose, Bismack Biyombo was #1 on the list to replace him on the hit reality show The Two Coreys.
Biyombo respectively declined because he was too busy developing a cure for AIDS.
0 - Posted on: Sat, 04/23/2011 - 9:32am #524463
paint intruderParticipantBiyombo didn’t come out until now because back in the 80’s, when he was about 20 years old, he would’ve made all the great post players look like school girls.
0 - Posted on: Sat, 04/23/2011 - 9:38am #524465
conch88fParticipantGod didnt rest because it was the 7th day…god rested becuase it was Bismack Biyombo’s birthday
Jacob Tucker didnt learn how to dunk because he majored in exercise… he learned how to dunk because he had Bismack Biyombo as his personal trainer
0 - Posted on: Sat, 04/23/2011 - 9:51am #524472
HitsterParticipantThe Nazis named their battleship the Bismarck in 1939 at least 50 years before Bismack Biyombo was born in honour of the only blackman apart rom Jessie Owens who the Aryan race looked inferior against.
0 - Posted on: Sat, 04/23/2011 - 10:08am #524477
RalwarezParticipantAnthony Davis’ eyes were side wide playing against Biyombo, it seemed like he had two eyebrows.
If you do Mambo with Bismack Biyombo, it is like an elbow combo from Dikembe Mutombo.
His grandson had a 4’6 wingspan when he was born last winter.
Bismack Biyombo will always test positive for steroids. Not that he uses steroids. It’s because steroids are made from Bismack Biyombo.
Paul Pierce was once stabbed 11 times in the face neck and back, was rushed to the hospital and underwent emergency surgery to save his life. He left the hospital within a week and ended up starting all 82 games that season. Biyombo still can’t believe that pus$y went to the hospital.
Bismack Biyombo’s only weakness is his outside shooting. Fortunately all NBA games are played indoors.
Bismack Miyombo was once bitten by a vampire but he didn’t turn into one, the vampire turned into Serge Ibaka
funny as hell 😀
0 - Posted on: Sat, 04/23/2011 - 10:46am #524486
OldSkoolBasketballParticipantWhats up with this guy? He’s been quite popular recently. There’s like 5 threads about him each day.
0 - Posted on: Sat, 04/23/2011 - 10:57am #524487
TRC1991ParticipantYou know the song "you’re beautiful" by james blunt?
he didn’t dedicate that to just anyone
0 - Posted on: Sat, 04/23/2011 - 11:05am #524489
ghrghrParticipantFunny thread
Biyombo’s wingspan is so long that his left hand has only seen his right hand in pictures.
0 - Posted on: Sat, 04/23/2011 - 12:51pm #524520
R-Dot-13ParticipantBismack Biyombo doesnt speak, he scares people into speaking for him.
God created the world, Bismack Biyombo created god
Bismack Biyombo could even beat John Bryant in 1 on 1.
0 - Posted on: Sat, 04/23/2011 - 12:52pm #524521
R-Dot-13ParticipantBismack Biyombo is Jesus’s father
0 - Posted on: Sat, 04/23/2011 - 10:28pm #524633
cstyle96ParticipantALL YOU GUYS IS DUMN ASS HELL LOL
0 - Posted on: Sat, 07/02/2016 - 9:25am #1079093
OhCanada-ParticipantMust read. Possibly my favourite thread.
0 - Posted on: Sat, 07/02/2016 - 9:25am #1079200
OhCanada-ParticipantMust read. Possibly my favourite thread.
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