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THE 1st annual ALL UGLY TEAM…..I don’t judge the way a guy looks ..But if a person is so UGLY THAT U FEEL SORRY FOR THEM..Thats UGLY…I’LL call this team THE HORROR SQUAD..Rush Limbaugh is Their Mascot..THE cast from the movie Deliverance are their cheerleaders..Al Davis & JERRY JONES are co-owners…they play their games in Dark Dungeons,3-d and areas that used to be for drive-in movies…Greg Popovich is the coach ..PRESIDENT OBAMA found out Dick Cheney had been using Popovich’s PICTURES to TORTURE TERROR SUSPECTS..Sam Casell is the captain of this HIDEOUS TEAM..His backcourt mate Reggie Miller is so ugly that his wife cut him down to sex only twice a month..MILLER says thats ok wit him becuz he knows 11 guys she cut down to once a week..At small forward from DEFORM and Atrocious UNIVERSITY is Dennis Rodman..Rodman graduated at the top of his class..at power forward forward is Al Jefferson if he wasn’t a boy he wouldn’t have anything to play with..At center is Bill Laimbeer his parents are suing the makers of the movie ”ET” for copyright violations they claim the producers used Bill’s baby pix for the main character…Devin Brown is the 6th man..His pic is on the calender as a symbol for HALLOWEEN..Artis GILMORE is so ugly that when he was a baby ,nurses tinted the windows on his incubator…David Stern found out that Tyrone Hill was really a spy, sent here from the PLANET BUTTUGLY so ALIENS could learn the game of basketball..Chuck Nevitt is so ugly that if it wasn’t for pick pocketers, he wouldn’t have a sex life..Greg Ostertag is so ugly that the dentist used a slingshot to put in his dentures..Scared Fans were seen running from the Staples Center after spotting BIG FOOT…YETTI claimed he was told his son Chris Kaman played there…Flip Murray is so ugly that after he was born his mom asked the doctor what is it? Its a boy the doctor replied..His mom shouted back..”I Know that doc!! BUT WHAAAAAAAAT IS IT????!!!!! Abortion protesters constantly picket BUCKS practices becuz they think Scott Skiles is an aborted fetus..Scientist for years said have said the earliest bones of man belonged to a black man..How do they know? They did a DNA on Manute BOL..Johnny Most is the perfect announcer for this team…Most was credited with helping baseball players hit the baseball with distance..His face was used by sluggers to test their bats…