Which players should jSpace Jam 2?

 The entire GS starting 5. They’re about to the Monstars in real life that prevent him from getting a ring LOL.

But seriously I’d like to see any of these guys: Curry, Lillard, Kawhi, Westbrook, CP3, Draymond, Drummond, Wade, Lowry, Millsap, Kemba, Dirk, Aldridge, Hayward, Thomas, Giannis, KD, Rose, Melo and a few others.

Interested to see who they choose more for the Monstars more than anything right now.

 The entire GS starting 5. They’re about to the Monstars in real life that prevent him from getting a ring LOL.

But seriously I’d like to see any of these guys: Curry, Lillard, Kawhi, Westbrook, CP3, Draymond, Drummond, Wade, Lowry, Millsap, Kemba, Dirk, Aldridge, Hayward, Thomas, Giannis, KD, Rose, Melo and a few others.

Interested to see who they choose more for the Monstars more than anything right now.

 isaiah thomas, boogie cousins, blake griffin, chris bosh, steph curry. All have personalities that will do well in a movie. 

 isaiah thomas, boogie cousins, blake griffin, chris bosh, steph curry. All have personalities that will do well in a movie. 

If we’re matching them up with the original 5

Shawn Bradley: Boban or Steven Adams

Patrick Ewing: DeAndre Jordan

Charles Barkley: Carmelo or Kawhi

Larry Johnson: Blake Griffin

Muggsy Bogues: Chris Paul or Russell Westbrook

Most of these guys have shown some comedic chops, and I just think Boban and Kawhi would be hilarious for no reason. Getting Pop in there somewhere would be great too, but I don’t know if he’d do it.

If we’re matching them up with the original 5

Shawn Bradley: Boban or Steven Adams

Patrick Ewing: DeAndre Jordan

Charles Barkley: Carmelo or Kawhi

Larry Johnson: Blake Griffin

Muggsy Bogues: Chris Paul or Russell Westbrook

Most of these guys have shown some comedic chops, and I just think Boban and Kawhi would be hilarious for no reason. Getting Pop in there somewhere would be great too, but I don’t know if he’d do it.

 Swaggy P would be a funny one to add.

 Swaggy P would be a funny one to add.

 Needs more Boban.

 Needs more Boban.

It probably depends on how much LeBron has negotiated and who else is involved. If LeBron gets to pick it will likely be the guys he said he wanted to play with. Paul, Melo, Wade. Maybe throw in Love and Irving just to make it really awkward.  

If the NBA has any hand in it, it’s probably going to be Curry, Durant, Lillard, Griffin, and some big not named Cousins.

In reality I think Curry and Durant are locks if they want to do it. Their names are too big and Curry hits a lot of demographics. It would be cool to see a guy like Giannis get in to give a nod to the international players and Dirk as a legend. There is a pretty decent pool of guys for them to pull from though so the studio will probably start with the guys the really want and work their way down.

It probably depends on how much LeBron has negotiated and who else is involved. If LeBron gets to pick it will likely be the guys he said he wanted to play with. Paul, Melo, Wade. Maybe throw in Love and Irving just to make it really awkward.  

If the NBA has any hand in it, it’s probably going to be Curry, Durant, Lillard, Griffin, and some big not named Cousins.

In reality I think Curry and Durant are locks if they want to do it. Their names are too big and Curry hits a lot of demographics. It would be cool to see a guy like Giannis get in to give a nod to the international players and Dirk as a legend. There is a pretty decent pool of guys for them to pull from though so the studio will probably start with the guys the really want and work their way down.

 Jeremy Lin will be in the movie for sure. He hits as many marketing angles as anyone due to his ethnicity.

 Jeremy Lin will be in the movie for sure. He hits as many marketing angles as anyone due to his ethnicity.

 Barkley, Ewing, Bradley, Muggsy, Grandmama Larry Johnson.  Something in common, they never won, before or after the movie.  So in the new one, you can’t have any winners involved as losing their basketball powers wouldn’t make as much sense.

Like Ewing, Cousins is an angry person who can’t win, although Ewing got deep into the playoffs.  Barkley, someone with a loud mouth, Carmelo.  Shawn Bradley, hard to find someone that tall and thin, go with Whiteside for the blocks.  Muggsy, impossible to find someone that small, Shane Larkin.  Johnson, some sort of tweener is needed, Thadeus Young. 

 Barkley, Ewing, Bradley, Muggsy, Grandmama Larry Johnson.  Something in common, they never won, before or after the movie.  So in the new one, you can’t have any winners involved as losing their basketball powers wouldn’t make as much sense.

Like Ewing, Cousins is an angry person who can’t win, although Ewing got deep into the playoffs.  Barkley, someone with a loud mouth, Carmelo.  Shawn Bradley, hard to find someone that tall and thin, go with Whiteside for the blocks.  Muggsy, impossible to find someone that small, Shane Larkin.  Johnson, some sort of tweener is needed, Thadeus Young. 

 Would they consider Yao although he has now retired, he’d be a big marketing pull for China. I want to see an animated AD to see how they do the brow!

Seriously though I’d say Kobe, CP3, Curry, Durant, Dirk, K-Love as possibles. You get a legend in Kobe, CP3 as the skilled passer, Curry as MVP and deadly shooter, KD as he’s top 3 NBA player, Dirk in recognition as one of the greatest European players ever and K-Love given LBJ connection and to get a top white American guy in. Lin likewise as mentioned above covers another demographic.

Maybe have a few cameos – Shaq would be obvious, maybe Rasheed Wallace with his technical foul history etc.

 Would they consider Yao although he has now retired, he’d be a big marketing pull for China. I want to see an animated AD to see how they do the brow!

Seriously though I’d say Kobe, CP3, Curry, Durant, Dirk, K-Love as possibles. You get a legend in Kobe, CP3 as the skilled passer, Curry as MVP and deadly shooter, KD as he’s top 3 NBA player, Dirk in recognition as one of the greatest European players ever and K-Love given LBJ connection and to get a top white American guy in. Lin likewise as mentioned above covers another demographic.

Maybe have a few cameos – Shaq would be obvious, maybe Rasheed Wallace with his technical foul history etc.

Curry, Porzingod, Blake Griffin, Boogie, Melo. Curry would lose his shot, Zinger is great for Bradley, Cousins is the guy that you only liked if he’s on your team, like Patrick. Melo feels good for Charles. Blake feels good for it and he did the Marvin the Martian commercial 

Curry, Porzingod, Blake Griffin, Boogie, Melo. Curry would lose his shot, Zinger is great for Bradley, Cousins is the guy that you only liked if he’s on your team, like Patrick. Melo feels good for Charles. Blake feels good for it and he did the Marvin the Martian commercial 

 Jimmer

 Jimmer

If LeBron takes the role he’s going to want to bring his guys along…Melo, CP3, & Wade will be locks. For the 5th spot maybe a Blake Griffin and PORZINGIS

If LeBron takes the role he’s going to want to bring his guys along…Melo, CP3, & Wade will be locks. For the 5th spot maybe a Blake Griffin and PORZINGIS

 Kobe and Duncan have to make a cameo, have beeen way too important in the last 20 years.

Not to take aeway from Lebron, but even just a few seconds. 

 Kobe and Duncan have to make a cameo, have beeen way too important in the last 20 years.

Not to take aeway from Lebron, but even just a few seconds. 

Lebron was going to be the villain, well he was going to be mind controlled by the “Real” villain lol…

The basic idea was Lebron and 4 of the Top Players in the World get body snatched by Marvin the Martian (remember this is a WB kids animated movie lol) and challenge Micheal Jordan and any 4 non NBA player to a game of 5 on 5 for the fate of the Galaxy

Marvin’s 5 at the time was going to be filled out by James, Kobe, Dwight Howard, Chris Paul and Carmelo Anthony (All talented guys that many felt were a bit antagonist)

MJ would try to recruit his old retired buddies like Barkley, Magic and Bird, and finally settle on his old pals Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck…All the classic WB toons get to play a little too…

After getting destroyed in the 1st half they throw a hail mary and have Bill Murray recruit Batman and Superman (played by Ben Affeck and Henry Cavill, until they get turned into Lego Batman and Superman) to join the squad for an epic comeback…

As crazy as that all sounds, I can guarantee that it’ll be better than the New Space Jam with Lebron playing Babyface with a few guys like Harden and Anthony Davis sprinkled in for comedic effect(Beard and Brow jokes anyone?)

Lebron was going to be the villain, well he was going to be mind controlled by the “Real” villain lol…

The basic idea was Lebron and 4 of the Top Players in the World get body snatched by Marvin the Martian (remember this is a WB kids animated movie lol) and challenge Micheal Jordan and any 4 non NBA player to a game of 5 on 5 for the fate of the Galaxy

Marvin’s 5 at the time was going to be filled out by James, Kobe, Dwight Howard, Chris Paul and Carmelo Anthony (All talented guys that many felt were a bit antagonist)

MJ would try to recruit his old retired buddies like Barkley, Magic and Bird, and finally settle on his old pals Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck…All the classic WB toons get to play a little too…

After getting destroyed in the 1st half they throw a hail mary and have Bill Murray recruit Batman and Superman (played by Ben Affeck and Henry Cavill, until they get turned into Lego Batman and Superman) to join the squad for an epic comeback…

As crazy as that all sounds, I can guarantee that it’ll be better than the New Space Jam with Lebron playing Babyface with a few guys like Harden and Anthony Davis sprinkled in for comedic effect(Beard and Brow jokes anyone?)

Looney Tune Equivalents

Yosemite Sam = Gilbert Arenas

Peppy le Piew = Tony Parker 

Foghorn Leghorn = Karl Malone

Tazmanian Devil = Matthew Dellavedova

Wiley Coyote = Matt Barnes

Marvin the Martian = Westbrook

Tweety Bird = Becky Hammon

Porky Pig = Big Baby Davis

Looney Tune Equivalents

Yosemite Sam = Gilbert Arenas

Peppy le Piew = Tony Parker 

Foghorn Leghorn = Karl Malone

Tazmanian Devil = Matthew Dellavedova

Wiley Coyote = Matt Barnes

Marvin the Martian = Westbrook

Tweety Bird = Becky Hammon

Porky Pig = Big Baby Davis