Posted on: Fri, 05/20/2011 - 8:14pm #534277
butidonthavemoney
1. Win – Two drunk girls. Twenty new finger prints. ‘Nuff said.
2. Win – If you win the fight you can cut his chest open and eat his heart. Then you’ll gain his delicious courage.
3. Win – Busty brunette.
4. Win – I happen to know that particular cab driver, and he’s actually really nice for a convicted rapist. You learn a valuable lesson in stereotyping.
#optimism
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