Cutest Player In The Draft

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Posted on: Thu, 06/18/2009 - 3:56am #5264

LazarusMunoz
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Id go with Ricky Rubio…Boyish good looks,floppy hair,kinda looks like a Jonas Brother!
Other guys id consider:
Levance Fields-Stocky build,looks good with a head band
Marcus Thornton-Very handsome,reminds of Booker T the wrestler!
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Posted on: Thu, 06/18/2009 - 3:57am #167173

Knicksboy34
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are you gay?
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Posted on: Thu, 06/18/2009 - 4:04am #167176

LazarusMunoz
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Im a 38 year father of 4 kids…i go to Church every Sunday,play in weekened rec basketball league,been in jail twice…that dosent sound like a gay man to me,though there is nothing wrong with homosexuality
Another one for the list:
Tyreke Evans-Nicely trimmed facial,looks very thug GQ
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Posted on: Thu, 06/18/2009 - 4:06am #167177

Knicksboy34
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No offense dude, very gay question
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Posted on: Thu, 06/18/2009 - 4:08am #167179

JNixon
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Why are yall actin stupid? Its not funny at all
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Posted on: Thu, 06/18/2009 - 4:09am #167181

rapidcif
lol u must b gay to say there’s nothing wrong with homosexuality. All my friends who are girls say they have a crush on Tyler Hansbrough.
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Posted on: Thu, 06/18/2009 - 4:12am #167185

LazarusMunoz
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Women can compliment other women without being percieved as being gay…You never looked at a guy runnning up and down a basketball court and thought to yourself “Not bad…not bad at all”??? Come on,some one here has to agree with me
Another to the list:
A sweaty,fourth quarter Patrick Ewing would make the list if he was still at Georgetown
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- Posted on: Thu, 06/18/2009 - 4:23am #167193
  
  rapidcif
  if a guy was running down the court and i thought “not bad” it’d be cuz i liked the guy’s skills, not his looks…
  Lol that’s cuz woman pretiness is easier to tell, u just put on alot of makeup, gets those flashy earrings, get ur hair done, dress nice etc… U see wat i’m saying? A guy is just a guy he can’t make himself up to look glamorous. See theirs beauty pageants for woman but not 4 men.
  Ur gay man, i don’t kno wat 2 do wit u, o well just plug along and hope disaster doesn’t strike, all i can say buddy
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Posted on: Thu, 06/18/2009 - 4:13am #167186

draftnik
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I would say this is a “man crush”, though I hate that term with a passion, but he lost that as an excuse after describing Rubio’s “boyish good looks”. BTW, what the f*** is very thug GQ?
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Posted on: Thu, 06/18/2009 - 4:16am #167189

LazarusMunoz
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is Tyreke Evans looks like he could be in Salt n Pepa or En Vogue music video!!!
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Posted on: Thu, 06/18/2009 - 4:24am #167194

lakano
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This guy said “not bad not bad at all” LMAOOOOOO
This dude cant be serious
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Posted on: Thu, 06/18/2009 - 4:28am #167195

Knicksboy34
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yo…that not bad at all part…i had to laugh….your so gay…
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Posted on: Thu, 06/18/2009 - 4:36am #167200

LazarusMunoz
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this would be my top 5:
5.Victor Claver
4.Alfred Aboya
3.BJ Mullens
2.Levance Fields
1.Ricky Rubio
Look ive played in tons of back alley,pickup basket games over the years,and appreciating a guys basketball prowess only keeps you intrested for so long! When you start noticing the bulging muscles of the opposing teams power fowards, thats when you become enlightned! In your mind you hear “Damn,what does he bench”! At first thats hard to deal with,i wont lie
LOL OMG if my wife heard you say i was gay…she would scold you and tell you how macho i am
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Posted on: Thu, 06/18/2009 - 4:38am #167201

Knicksboy34
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You need to thunk about manly thing when that happens
Cars
Your Wife
Football
Mud
Porn
Whatever man…just stop thinking like that
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Posted on: Thu, 06/18/2009 - 4:42am #167202

LazarusMunoz
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Im thinking about BJ Mullens covered in mud,laying on the hood of my car,holding a football,while my wife is taking a picture of me checking him out….
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Posted on: Thu, 06/18/2009 - 5:00am #167207

lilbags23511
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omg ur a fag u weirdo…..u were in jail for touching lil kids
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Posted on: Thu, 06/18/2009 - 5:02am #167209

Knicksboy34
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Ped!!!!!!
Why were u in jail?
gayboy!!!
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Posted on: Thu, 06/18/2009 - 5:34am #167227

nepaliman_7
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CREEP!
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Posted on: Thu, 06/18/2009 - 5:41am #167230

D Hamp
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OK, since everyone is getting on you case, I’ll take up for you a litte. In Barack Obama’s “Dreams of my father,” he twice described a man as handsome. So if the president of the U.S. can say another man is handsome, then so be it. BUT, lay off the beauty paegnat stuff. Foreal. I sure hope you’re a women. Nevermind, because you could be both and I don’t want to open up that can of worms.
Dhamp…you know the name.
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Posted on: Thu, 06/18/2009 - 5:52am #167236

birdman1113
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By birdman1113 at 2009-06-18
you wish you were the trophy
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Posted on: Thu, 06/18/2009 - 5:58am #167238

draftnik
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The last damn thing I’m thinking about on the court or watching a game is how much does PF X benches or how toned and chiseled his body is. The only thing I’m focused on or thinking about is how the hell my team is gonna win
Another thing, never put “BJ Mullens”, “Alfred Aboya”, and “beauty pageant” in the same sentence EVER again, unless those two happen to be guest judges at a beauty pageant
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Posted on: Thu, 06/18/2009 - 6:17am #167253

NYKnicksuperFan
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You keep mentioning your wife…is her name by any chance Steve?
And John Bryant with his rolls of back fat would win a beauty pageant hands down
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Posted on: Thu, 06/18/2009 - 6:50am #167279

rapidcif
lol y is this guy obsessed with BJ Mullens, his like 7 feet tall
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Posted on: Thu, 06/18/2009 - 7:29am #167305

birdman1113
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dude what did you go to jail for?
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Posted on: Thu, 06/18/2009 - 8:14am #167335

Terrence Williams
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I don’t think BJ Mullens is that good looking…he is too husky for my taste…
I guess I’m more of a cute, cuddly guy…I like Fields from Pitt. He reminds me of Turtle from Entourage
I also think Earl Clark is a good looking guy. He has a very masculine, yet lean look to him. The player with the best muscle tone in the draft would probably be Sam Young, but he is probably so much stronger than the other guards because he is 24.
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Posted on: Thu, 06/18/2009 - 8:17am #167337

grizz32
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me if i was in it
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Posted on: Thu, 06/18/2009 - 8:48am #167361

Lodzio20
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Earl Clark and Jonny Flynn
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Posted on: Thu, 06/18/2009 - 8:57am #167371

xbadgerhustler
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lol this is the funniest thing i’ve ever seen, first of all cuz of how homophobic all u folks are, and second just because….. this is ridiculous. i never would have EVER thought that this topic would show up on nbadraft.net lol
where’s butidont with a clever pic? (no offense bird, yours was good, butidont is the king of zinger pics)
lol, if i ever need to know how to scare a bunch or 16 year olds…. this is obviously the best way. the dude is obviously trying to get a rise outta you guys
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Posted on: Thu, 06/18/2009 - 8:57am #167372

bujubanton
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Wow, I rather a ridiculous trade rumor than a topic like this. Sometimes it’s best to keep certain stuff to yourself, I’m going to believe your straight. But if were playing a pickup game with you and you said, ” that dude has some big giant muscles, he’s cute dude.” That’s gay, that’s Rupaul, Elton John Gay, I know for a fact you don’t say these things to your friends because if their straight, they are suspecting the same thing we are.
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Posted on: Thu, 06/18/2009 - 9:02am #167383

xbadgerhustler
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rapid: “lol u must b gay to say there’s nothing wrong with homosexuality. All my friends who are girls say they have a crush on Tyler Hansbrough.”
most definitely thinks that hansbrough is cute…. “all my friends who are girls” translation: how you really feel, but are too afraid to admit to yourself. lol
and OF COURSE! any person who sees nothing wrong with homosexuality, must be homosexual….. uhhh no. and just because you think there IS something wrong with it, doesn’t mean that you’re not gay…. think about that one rapid
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- Posted on: Thu, 06/18/2009 - 1:49pm #167707
  
  rapidcif
  4get u man lol. I was going to say girlfriends, but that sounds like girls u date, while these r just my friends who r girls. Ye u can think something’s wrong wit it and still b gay, but u trippin 2 think that’s me. lol get out of here, if im gay Tyler Hansbrough is going #1 overall.
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Posted on: Thu, 06/18/2009 - 9:03am #167386

birdman1113
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i wish butidonthavemoney was online he would think up something hilarious.
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Posted on: Thu, 06/18/2009 - 9:10am #167393

xbadgerhustler
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that’s the way some people are wired man… but yea, i just don’t know if i believe in outright homosexuality… it’s in a man’s genetic make-up to wannna reproduce with a WOMAN… i definitely think that most homosexuals are bisexual because of that instinctual drive to plant the seed in a, as gator puts it, pu$$y.
back in the old days everyone was swinging both ways…. spartans?
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Posted on: Thu, 06/18/2009 - 9:18am #167406

birdman113
my account got deleted and i had over 100 points?
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Posted on: Thu, 06/18/2009 - 9:23am #167416

j1232e
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I did not think you where bad. That is weird.
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Posted on: Thu, 06/18/2009 - 9:25am #167388

gatorheels
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Don’t want my account to be deleted so I better watch my language.
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Posted on: Thu, 06/18/2009 - 10:55am #167519

butidonthavemoney
This commercial changed my life!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epUIRJiYEWo&feature=channel_page
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Posted on: Thu, 06/18/2009 - 12:54pm #167662

NYKnicksuperFan
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they took away 60 of my points for my post
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Posted on: Thu, 06/18/2009 - 12:56pm #167663

birdman113
i got my account deleted thats worse.
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Posted on: Thu, 06/18/2009 - 1:40pm #167699

xbadgerhustler
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“if your p***s gets mushy around the p***y, or the Lever goes down when you see the beaver”
lol
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Posted on: Thu, 06/18/2009 - 1:57pm #167715

butidonthavemoney
Looks like somebody found another glitch…
But for real, sports fans are pretty pathetic when it comes to homosexuality. I wouldn’t call LazarusMunoz gay when the rest of you are too uncomfortable to answer a simple question about which dudes are attractive. You front as homophobes just to hide your own confusion about your own sexuality. SHAME ON YOU!

By squirmydude at 2009-06-18
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Posted on: Thu, 06/18/2009 - 2:48pm #167784

birdman113
were here to talk basketball not to talk about homos.
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Posted on: Thu, 06/18/2009 - 4:29pm #167886

Wälse
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this is so funny!…for the record, there is nothing wrong with admitting another man is handsome…however, i’m not so sure this is the forum for that!…nice change of pace btw…
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Posted on: Thu, 06/18/2009 - 4:35pm #167888

birdman113
it is kind of funny.
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Posted on: Thu, 06/18/2009 - 4:42pm #167896

birdman113
change of plans, lets talk about homos.
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Posted on: Thu, 06/18/2009 - 4:44pm #167897

birdman113
sorry about that post my brother posted it when i left it on and was away from the computer.
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Posted on: Thu, 06/18/2009 - 4:49pm #167901

butidonthavemoney

By squirmydude at 2009-06-18

By squirmydude at 2009-06-18
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Posted on: Thu, 06/18/2009 - 4:57pm #167906

birdman113
what was that for?
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Posted on: Thu, 06/18/2009 - 5:01pm #167911

butidonthavemoney
What was it not for? What doesn’t it symbolize? How doesn’t it not never relate to the NBA draft?
Ask yourself.
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Posted on: Thu, 06/18/2009 - 5:03pm #167913

birdman113
it doesnt symbolize everything.
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Posted on: Thu, 06/18/2009 - 5:09pm #167918

butidonthavemoney
Not the answer I was looking for. -1
lol
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Posted on: Thu, 06/18/2009 - 7:44pm #168005

Terrence Williams
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What’s with the point system? I don’t get it
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Posted on: Thu, 06/18/2009 - 8:09pm #168023

butidonthavemoney
Nobody understands what it is for or why it is there.
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Posted on: Fri, 06/19/2009 - 1:53am #168090

montrell_
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lmmfao this is hilarious
the guy said think about manly things
You need to thunk about
You need to thunk about manly thing when that happens
Cars
Your Wife
Football
Mud
Porn
Whatever man…just stop thinking like that
LMMFAO MUD!!!!
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Posted on: Fri, 06/19/2009 - 4:29am #168134

LazarusMunoz
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I’m not proud of being arrested,but i wanted you guys
to know that your not messing with some backalley Sally. My first arrest
Came in 1992 for impersonating a State Trooper. My second arrest
Came three years later when I tried to rob a Carls JR at night,but got caught
In the venelation system. Since then I’ve turned my life aroud and have found
God and to a lesser degree basketball. Its one of my huge joys in life,that I think
We all share here,not matter if u agree with me or not on homosexuality.
Btw I don’t think T Hansburroh(spelling?) Is good looking at all. Those
Sunk in eyes are a big turn off! N yes Terrence Williams is very much a chocolate
He-Man. Stephen Curry would make the list too. Innocent looking
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Posted on: Fri, 06/19/2009 - 4:50am #168141

LazarusMunoz
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Dejuan Blair- not in my house,way too beefy
Hasheem Thabeet-skinny legs n gross looking cavs
Blake Griffin-Looks like a stalker though nice eyes
Demar DeRozan-needs some facial hair n he would improve
??? Not sure yet
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Posted on: Fri, 06/19/2009 - 6:12am #168191

xbadgerhustler
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lol. homophobia aside, i’ve never encountered a dude who liked to discuss the physical features of men so much. just an observation.
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Posted on: Fri, 06/19/2009 - 6:21am #168197

LazarusMunoz
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U wouldn’t do a double take if u seen Tyreke Evans walking out of a
liquor store and say to yourself “that young man sure knows how to stay
In shape,wonder if he could teach me a thing or two”
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Posted on: Fri, 06/19/2009 - 6:25am #168200

xbadgerhustler
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i’d think damn, there goes tyreke evans, i wonder if i could get his autograph. or, i’d ask him to come run 5s on my team at the gym lol.
i think church, media, etc is blinding you from the fact that you might have some bisexual tendencies man. that’s not a bad thing at all, it is what it is. either way, you’re clown
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Posted on: Fri, 06/19/2009 - 6:39am #168214

LazarusMunoz
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I’ve been to jail…TWICE. There’s nothing gay or bi sexual about that. I know
tons of gay men n they all say ” Laz your the straighest man I’ve ever met”
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Posted on: Fri, 06/19/2009 - 6:48am #168220

Knicksboy34
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why did u go to jail? Twice? NVM i see it
Laz to be honest..this is a very gay question. As a male, I dont look at no males and say ” wow, you look great! Come bench with me…lets shower” Im sorry bro.
im sorry i called u gay but this question and your reasoning for putting this question on this forum/post is gay
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Posted on: Fri, 06/19/2009 - 7:11am #168239

LazarusMunoz
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I’m confident in my sexuality!that’s it. The Laz Man is a 100 percent
Mans man who just happens to appreciiate a basketball player showing
Off his hard body on the court. You don’t look a player up n down when he gets
Angry and rips off his jersey and throws it in the stands. You notice his tatted
body and ripped six pack.
Lol my wife would sure get a kick out of you guys
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Posted on: Fri, 06/19/2009 - 8:37am #168346

birdman113
you said you know a lot of gay guys they have probably influenced you to be gay.
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Posted on: Fri, 06/19/2009 - 8:41am #168352

ckowalski
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It’s only gay if balls touch.
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Posted on: Fri, 06/19/2009 - 8:54am #168371

denver187
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You know, I honestly didn’t think my first post was going to be like this.
Lazarus to answer your question,no, I have never ever thought about looking at a guy playing basketball that way. Sometimes you watch a guy like Andre Igoudala and think ” Wow that guy is ripped” but honestly thats as far as it should go. I know that you keep stating that your not gay, but no straight man thinks of a sweaty Patrick Ewing or a 7 foot man covered in mud on the hood of a car. Sorry, but I don’t think that is normal for a straight guy to think that.
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Posted on: Fri, 06/19/2009 - 10:30am #168468

j1232e
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when I read lazurus post I find myself reading his post in the gayiest speech my voice in my head can speak. I way he even types his words are so gay.
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Posted on: Fri, 06/19/2009 - 11:10am #168505

butidonthavemoney
Some of his commets are questionable but I notice if a dude is clean-cut or in good shape. If you don’t know what qualities girls look for in a guy, you aren’t going to get any action.
I really don’t know what being in jail has to do with being straight.

By squirmydude at 2009-06-19
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Posted on: Fri, 06/19/2009 - 11:15am #168511

Knicksboy34
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YOOOOOOOO…How do u have -2217???
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Posted on: Fri, 06/19/2009 - 11:20am #168514

butidonthavemoney
That’s pretty bad. I’m lucky I haven’t been banned yet.
I guess I offended some people with my suggestive picture of a prison rape.
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