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- Posted on: Sun, 06/07/2009 - 3:12pm #4572
auberParticipantI know most of you know the Chuck Norris facts going around the Internet, so why not start one up on how bad John Bryant really is. I think this can be a riot around NBA Draft forums and maybe give him the hype needed so he can go play in Yugoslovia or somewhere of that caliber. So I’ll start this one up.
Fact, John Bryant is so dangerous around children that he’s been arrested 6 times for child endangerment.
0 - Posted on: Sun, 06/07/2009 - 3:17pm #158171
butidonthavemoneyIf John Bryant falls in the forest, and nobody is around to hear him, does he make a sound?
0 - Posted on: Sun, 06/07/2009 - 3:20pm #158173
Knicksboy34ParticipantHow many college basketball seasons does it take for John Bryant to get into the NBA? The world may never know!!!!
0 - Posted on: Sun, 06/07/2009 - 3:39pm #158182
btownkidwhat makes you think hes dangerous around children
0 - Posted on: Sun, 06/07/2009 - 3:44pm #158186
btownkidhow would john bryant feel if he saw this
0 - Posted on: Sun, 06/07/2009 - 3:46pm #158187
zauerbachParticipanti am john bryant
0 - Posted on: Sun, 06/07/2009 - 3:46pm #158188
Knicksboy34Participantim starting to think you are John Bryant Btownkid
0 - Posted on: Sun, 06/07/2009 - 3:49pm #158189
btownkidmaybe I am
0 - Posted on: Sun, 06/07/2009 - 3:52pm #158193
Knicksboy34Participantso…what are you going to do about it…John?
0 - Posted on: Sun, 06/07/2009 - 3:54pm #158196
btownkidIm not john im just saying that your cruel and dispicable
0 - Posted on: Sun, 06/07/2009 - 3:56pm #158197
Knicksboy34Participantlol…its all in fun man
0 - Posted on: Sun, 06/07/2009 - 3:57pm #158199
btownkidwhat if someone said the same things about you
0 - Posted on: Sun, 06/07/2009 - 3:57pm #158200
butidonthavemoneyJohn Bryant would want this. He loves the publicity.
0 - Posted on: Sun, 06/07/2009 - 3:59pm #158201
btownkidif you want to give him publicity suport him and tell how good he is
0 - Posted on: Sun, 06/07/2009 - 4:01pm #158203
butidonthavemoneyGo John, Go!
0 - Posted on: Sun, 06/07/2009 - 4:02pm #158205
btownkidthanks bro
0 - Posted on: Sun, 06/07/2009 - 4:12pm #158213
butidonthavemoney
By squirmydude at 2009-06-070 - Posted on: Sun, 06/07/2009 - 4:29pm #158226
gatorheelsParticipantJohn Bryant is slower than a turtle in quick sand Hahahahahhaha
0 - Posted on: Sun, 06/07/2009 - 4:30pm #158230
btownkidstill faster than stephon curry and rubio
0 - Posted on: Sun, 06/07/2009 - 4:32pm #158231
btownkidlooks like hes enjoying that hug
0 - Posted on: Sun, 06/07/2009 - 4:33pm #158234
gatorheelsParticipantbtownkid you really think Bryant & Nivins will both get drafted?
0 - Posted on: Sun, 06/07/2009 - 4:34pm #158235
btownkidyes they have good stats and will get a chance
0 - Posted on: Sun, 06/07/2009 - 4:36pm #158236
knicksfreakParticipantJohn Bryant can walk into a sorority house and dry up the girls faster than 20 gynecologists with cotton swabs.
0 - Posted on: Sun, 06/07/2009 - 4:38pm #158238
knicksfreakParticipantJohn Bryant has just been named the national spokesperson for abstinence. Not by choice.
0 - Posted on: Sun, 06/07/2009 - 4:40pm #158241
btownkidthats ggod stay abstinent
0 - Posted on: Sun, 06/07/2009 - 4:45pm #158249
rickyD510ParticipantThere is no ‘ctrl’ button on John Bryants computer. John Bryant is always in control
John Bryant can slam a revolving door0 - Posted on: Sun, 06/07/2009 - 4:56pm #158254
butidonthavemoneyYou can divide John Bryant’s vertical leap by zero.
0 - Posted on: Sun, 06/07/2009 - 5:45pm #158282
Scott42444ParticipantEvery time a bell rings, John Bryant gets an erection
0 - Posted on: Sun, 06/07/2009 - 5:47pm #158284
Scott42444ParticipantIn that picture it looks like he’s hugging Jay Leno circa 1979
0 - Posted on: Sun, 06/07/2009 - 5:48pm #158285
knicksfreakParticipantLooks like one of those Jonas brothers
0 - Posted on: Sun, 06/07/2009 - 6:47pm #158320
auberParticipantJohn Bryant is so pathetic he was given a scholarship out of pity rather than actual talent through the make a wish foundation
0 - Posted on: Sun, 06/07/2009 - 7:09pm #158344
btownkidwhy he gets good stats
0 - Posted on: Sun, 06/07/2009 - 7:09pm #158345
btownkidare they going to get him to the nba to
0 - Posted on: Sun, 06/07/2009 - 7:16pm #158357
auberParticipantThey say the sun shines on a dogs ass some days. John Bryant isn’t that Dog.
0 - Posted on: Sun, 06/07/2009 - 7:36pm #158379
butidonthavemoneyYou’re a genius. When you started this thread nbadraft became x10 more fun.
0 - Posted on: Sun, 06/07/2009 - 7:50pm #158389
auberParticipantIf your not having a good time on the internet what elase could you possibly be doing.
0 - Posted on: Mon, 06/08/2009 - 1:01am #158418
rvirsalParticipantlove the debates between auber and btownkid. who makes a forum topic “gentle teddy bear”? :)) how old is this kid anyway?
0 - Posted on: Mon, 06/08/2009 - 3:46am #158431
auberParticipantHe alleges that he’s only 16. He took down the topic of him showing a picture of himself. He didn’t look a day over eleven.
0 - Posted on: Mon, 06/08/2009 - 9:40am #158521
gatorheelsParticipantHaha that is some funny sh*t
0 - Posted on: Wed, 06/10/2009 - 2:13pm #160268
MrWoLeeParticipantjohn bryant and eric devendorff are both related somehow…
0 - Posted on: Wed, 06/10/2009 - 2:19pm #160277
birdman1113ParticipantJohn Bryants so ugly that tvs with parental control on block you from seeing the games when hes in.
0 - Posted on: Wed, 06/10/2009 - 2:20pm #160278
butidonthavemoney - Posted on: Wed, 06/10/2009 - 2:28pm #160290
knicksfreakParticipantYou dont see his flab in that picture.
0 - Posted on: Wed, 06/10/2009 - 2:31pm #160294
butidonthavemoney
By squirmydude at 2009-06-070 - Posted on: Wed, 06/10/2009 - 2:31pm #160297
j1232eParticipantwhat ever happend to that kid. I think his feeling got hurt, He creid to mommy and she told him to stay off nbadraft.net
0 - Posted on: Thu, 06/11/2009 - 5:17pm #161563
auberParticipantI can’t believe this thread is still going.
John Bryant is so blind when he walked into a fish market he took one sniff and shouted “Hello ladies”
0 - Posted on: Thu, 06/11/2009 - 5:32pm #161578
llperezjohn Bryant makes Greg Ostertag look like a track star.
Basketball, so easy, a John Bryant can do it.
0 - Posted on: Thu, 06/11/2009 - 5:37pm #161586
j1232eParticipantis the 10th best college player. (according to the mantis draft value board.)
0 - Posted on: Thu, 06/11/2009 - 5:37pm #161589
butidonthavemoney - Posted on: Thu, 06/11/2009 - 5:41pm #161598
j1232eParticipantOstertag, did you know the o tag, has got a 4 inch tatoo of fred flinstone on his calf.
0 - Posted on: Thu, 06/11/2009 - 5:44pm #161601
llperezI heard if you buy the playgirl magazine, you get to see where he keeps his 4 inch tatoo of Barney Ruble.
0 - Posted on: Thu, 06/11/2009 - 5:45pm #161604
butidonthavemoney - Posted on: Thu, 06/11/2009 - 5:47pm #161605
j1232eParticipantI can already imagine. He didn’t try to hid anything in those tight ass wranglers he walked around wearing all the time. It was pretty discusting
0 - Posted on: Thu, 06/11/2009 - 5:51pm #161609
butidonthavemoney
By squirmydude at 2009-06-110 - Posted on: Thu, 06/11/2009 - 6:09pm #161616
The MantisParticipantOK, now I get the jokes about my stat rankings. Didn’t see this thread before that!
0 - Posted on: Thu, 06/11/2009 - 8:03pm #161652
auberParticipantI can so seeing the team that drafts John Bryant bringing in Greg Ostertag to teach him the “Ropes” in this league.
0 - Posted on: Mon, 07/20/2009 - 3:51pm #185586
McWinningParticipantfunniest post ever.
0 - Posted on: Mon, 07/20/2009 - 4:05pm #185592
R-Dot-13Participanthaha
i miss this thread.0 - Posted on: Mon, 07/20/2009 - 4:07pm #185596
McWinningParticipanti had to bring it back. dows anyone have anymore jokes about Bryant?
0 - Posted on: Mon, 07/20/2009 - 4:08pm #185597
R-Dot-13ParticipantJohn Bryant doesnt fit on an NBA roster.
0 - Posted on: Mon, 07/20/2009 - 4:13pm #185601
McWinningParticipantit has been reported playgirl magazine has been sued for showing shirtless picstures of John Bryant, causing the death of a 21 year old female. details have not been released!
0 - Posted on: Mon, 07/20/2009 - 7:18pm #185811
butidonthavemoneyJohn Bryant fell into a deep depression on June 25 after discovering no NBA team wanted him. (The few) Sources close to him say is has lost the will to live. He is rapidly gaining weight and refuses to get his body hair waxed. John Bryant’s only friend (btownkid) even attempted to kidnap a 9 year old boyscout to cheer him up but John still refuses to engage in even his favorite hobby. His apperence is drastically changing daily and btownkid fears a Michael Jackson type of physical transformation.
“He is in a downward spiral, me and his Mother don’t know how to cheer him up.” btownkid said. “We started a charity for him but all we could raise was my 5 dollar a week allowance.”
The 6’11” convicted sexual predator’s physical transformation would truly be worrisome if the world cared about him. Only sources at butidonthavemoney have photos of the disgusting metamorphosis.
June 30:
By squirmydude at 2009-07-20July 3:
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By squirmydudeJuly 10:
By squirmydude at 2009-07-20July 13:
By squirmydude at 2009-07-20July 20:
By squirmydude at 2009-07-20As you can see, he just keeps getting fatter and uglier. How could he possibly get any worse? butidonthavemoney will keep you covered.
0 - Posted on: Mon, 07/20/2009 - 7:19pm #185814
MagikKnickParticipantLMFAO, THAT WAS CLASSIC
0 - Posted on: Mon, 07/20/2009 - 7:31pm #185819
butidonthavemoneyJohn Bryant makes Sean May look like Mary-Kate Olsen.
0 - Posted on: Tue, 10/27/2009 - 1:42pm #224212
butidonthavemoney0 - Posted on: Tue, 10/27/2009 - 1:44pm #224215
R-Dot-13Participanthahahaha thats the best one ^
0 - Posted on: Tue, 10/27/2009 - 3:47pm #224223
The Big Othis thread is terrible
0 - Posted on: Tue, 10/27/2009 - 6:01pm #224234
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butidonthavemoney0 - Posted on: Tue, 10/27/2009 - 10:57pm #224297
TheAlchemistThe funniest thing is that Btownkid is butidonthavemoney! And they were talking to each other on the first page. Hilarious and slightly crazy. great stuff
0 - Posted on: Wed, 10/28/2009 - 3:52pm #224574
butidonthavemoneyThe announcers were making fun of John Bryant on ESPN during the New Orleans/San Antonio game!!! HAHAHA
0 - Posted on: Wed, 10/28/2009 - 4:01pm #224577
butidonthavemoney0 - Posted on: Wed, 10/28/2009 - 4:08pm #224580
butidonthavemoney0 - Posted on: Wed, 10/28/2009 - 4:37pm #224583
j1232eParticipantyes, van gundy said who is that? I think I read he lost wait! What a perv bryant is losing weight for the youngins. Opening night for the Jazz I have expectations of a top 4 seed in the west. I no jazz are thin with korver and miles out but i expect mathews to have a great season like Beniot did bck in the day!
0 - Posted on: Sun, 11/15/2009 - 10:50am #230137
auberParticipantI miss this thread. That weight transformation from John Bryant to Zach Randolph is priceless.
0 - Posted on: Sun, 11/15/2009 - 9:06pm #230280
butidonthavemoneyWe owe it all to you buddy. You started this. These forums are lame now.
You remember that mod, tli? He’s in prison for rape/murder (at least 6 victims, all names confidential). He was always fun to pick on.
On a completely different subject, birdman, mikenike, badger, SpencerIsHawesome, QHaynes and knicksfreak are all missing. Once again I am sure there is no connection between tli and the missing posters.
This website is now devoted to Brandon Jennings. He is running NBADraft.net nowadays. No interesting conversation, no fun. Just a bunch of people tearing down other players to make a point. You wouldn’t have thought that clippers and d-grizzly would have become two of the most respected posters on here. llperez, MagikKnick and iguodala9 are also pretty cool.
Fizer is sending me naked pictures of himself and Orange Juice Jones is blackmailing me (Why did I have to visit that necrophilia site???).
If I had any kind of life, (or even an interest), I would have ditched the lot of you losers a long time ago. This topic is the only reason I have faith in NBADraft.net. JOHN BRYANT 4EVER!!!!!!!!!
0 - Posted on: Mon, 11/16/2009 - 12:24am #230292
marcusfizer21ParticipantI did send you a Jenna Haze pic so that you can have “another” thing to do besides enjoy watching my naked pics dawg…LOL
0 - Posted on: Mon, 11/16/2009 - 5:40am #230295
knicksfreakParticipanti’m back. its been too depressing to come on here for knicks fans. All we wanted was Jennings and now hes playing better than anyone thought so soon. I want to shoot myself. At least Jordan Hill can warm the bench like no other. Douglas has been a decent surprise but he cant seem to score and assist in the same game.
0 - Posted on: Mon, 11/16/2009 - 11:09am #230320
Michael.S.ParticipantUhhhhhhhhhh, I barely made it out alive, cant say the same for the other ones, pray for them that they may make it out alive.
0 - Posted on: Mon, 11/16/2009 - 12:15pm #230335
butidonthavemoneyknickfreak, it’s good to see you back and un-molested. mikenike, happy you made it out alive.
Fizer, I had no idea a male human being could contort his body like that like that, while making that expression with his face… Disturbing, yet enticing. You may have a career in this after all.
0 - Posted on: Mon, 11/16/2009 - 6:37pm #230546
OrangeJuiceJonesParticipantIt’s all good, man. You’re in the clear. I tried e-mailing you, but you didn’t respond. Anyways, btownkid gave me three weeks’ allowance, a double cheese cheese steak from Quizno’s and a one-of-a-kind Tyrone Hill mask. It was much less than the $239,068 that I asked for, but I know that he worked really, really hard on that mask.
0 - Posted on: Mon, 11/16/2009 - 10:30pm #230563
butidonthavemoneySWEET FREEDOM!!!!!!
(Love the Tyrone Hill reference BTW. Haven’t thought of that guy for a long time.”
0 - Posted on: Thu, 01/21/2010 - 5:38pm #249493
butidonthavemoneyYessir
0 - Posted on: Thu, 01/21/2010 - 6:10pm #249497
Michael.S.Participantumm….their allowing pics again?
0 - Posted on: Thu, 01/21/2010 - 6:12pm #249498
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butidonthavemoney0 - Posted on: Fri, 01/22/2010 - 10:00pm #249896
knicksfreakParticipantHahahaha the post that never dies
0 - Posted on: Sun, 06/27/2010 - 8:02pm #343022
the I in winParticipantMy life is better for reading this.
0 - Posted on: Mon, 06/28/2010 - 4:52am #343079
OhCanada-ParticipantJohn O’Bryant was Gilbert Arenas’s cellmate.
0 - Posted on: Mon, 06/28/2010 - 6:47am #343141
McDunkinJohn Bryant makes Miley Cyrus wish she was 18
0 - Posted on: Wed, 07/21/2010 - 6:33pm #359664
TRC1991ParticipantJohn Bryant has quit basketball and is now a tattoo artist…he just finished up this masterpiece:
0 - Posted on: Wed, 07/21/2010 - 6:48pm #359675
SpencerIsHawesome2ParticipantJesus has a tattoo of John Bryant on his arm
0 - Posted on: Wed, 07/21/2010 - 6:50pm #359677
midwestbbscoutParticipanton a recent trip to Salt Lake City, Mr. T was confronted at the border by John Bryant…..Bryant proceeded to tell Mr. T that they don’t take too kindly to flashy gold jewlery in Utah and if he wants to enter the state he will have to turn the gold over to him…..in obvious fear of his life T gave it up instantly and has walked around without his signature bling ever since…..
0 - Posted on: Wed, 07/21/2010 - 6:53pm #359681
SpencerIsHawesome2ParticipantJohn Bryant is only 20,000 women away from surpassing Wilt
0 - Posted on: Sun, 10/24/2010 - 11:13am #417935
John-Bryant-54most of these arent even true
0 - Posted on: Sun, 10/24/2010 - 11:13am #417946
John-Bryant-54most of these arent even true
0 - Posted on: Sun, 10/24/2010 - 11:26am #417947
McDunkinJohn you have gone wild
0 - Posted on: Sun, 10/24/2010 - 11:26am #417958
McDunkinJohn you have gone wild
0 - Posted on: Sun, 10/24/2010 - 11:59am #417961
JNixonParticipant"If John Bryant falls in the forest, and nobody is around to hear him, does he make a sound?"
Not only did I laugh very loud (and get stared at awkwardly by my roomates), but I screamed a little too smh
0 - Posted on: Sun, 10/24/2010 - 11:59am #417972
JNixonParticipant"If John Bryant falls in the forest, and nobody is around to hear him, does he make a sound?"
Not only did I laugh very loud (and get stared at awkwardly by my roomates), but I screamed a little too smh
0 - Posted on: Tue, 10/26/2010 - 4:37pm #419911
midwestbbscoutParticipantJohn Bryant made every child in Luxemburg warm for an entire winter by supplying them with custom made parkas stuffed with his armpit hair….
0 - Posted on: Tue, 10/26/2010 - 4:37pm #419915
midwestbbscoutParticipantJohn Bryant made every child in Luxemburg warm for an entire winter by supplying them with custom made parkas stuffed with his armpit hair….
0 - Posted on: Tue, 10/26/2010 - 4:54pm #419930
basedSERBParticipantHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH YUGOSLAVIA!!!! ohhhh that was a good one man… name a country that still exists bro… like the soviet union, he could probably play there
0 - Posted on: Tue, 10/26/2010 - 4:54pm #419935
basedSERBParticipantHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH YUGOSLAVIA!!!! ohhhh that was a good one man… name a country that still exists bro… like the soviet union, he could probably play there
0 - Posted on: Tue, 10/26/2010 - 5:11pm #419948
McDunkinOr Narnia
0 - Posted on: Tue, 10/26/2010 - 5:11pm #419953
McDunkinOr Narnia
0 - Posted on: Tue, 10/26/2010 - 5:20pm #419952
midwestbbscoutParticipantMiddle Earth
0 - Posted on: Tue, 10/26/2010 - 5:20pm #419957
midwestbbscoutParticipantMiddle Earth
0 - Posted on: Tue, 10/26/2010 - 5:22pm #419956
midwestbbscoutParticipantAlderon
0 - Posted on: Tue, 10/26/2010 - 5:22pm #419960
midwestbbscoutParticipantAlderon
0 - Posted on: Tue, 10/26/2010 - 5:30pm #419965
OrangeJuiceJonesParticipantOr Kazakhstan
0 - Posted on: Tue, 10/26/2010 - 5:30pm #419968
OrangeJuiceJonesParticipantOr Kazakhstan
0 - Posted on: Tue, 10/26/2010 - 5:35pm #419979
JoeWolf1When John Bryant lost 40 lbs or whatever to play college basketball he was actually harpooned and his excess fat was removed and sold for lamp oil.
0 - Posted on: Tue, 10/26/2010 - 5:35pm #419982
JoeWolf1When John Bryant lost 40 lbs or whatever to play college basketball he was actually harpooned and his excess fat was removed and sold for lamp oil.
0 - Posted on: Tue, 10/26/2010 - 5:37pm #419983
midwestbbscoutParticipantits true that he routinely leaves womens’ vagines looking like sleeve of wizard….
0 - Posted on: Tue, 10/26/2010 - 5:37pm #419986
midwestbbscoutParticipantits true that he routinely leaves womens’ vagines looking like sleeve of wizard….
0 - Posted on: Tue, 10/26/2010 - 5:39pm #419985
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- Posted on: Tue, 10/26/2010 - 5:49pm #420003
McDunkinPeeing in a dunk n donuts cup, putting it on the reception desk, and then running away does not count as a official MMA drug test….i dont care what lies sherry in accounting told you.
0 - Posted on: Tue, 10/26/2010 - 5:49pm #420006
McDunkinPeeing in a dunk n donuts cup, putting it on the reception desk, and then running away does not count as a official MMA drug test….i dont care what lies sherry in accounting told you.
0 - Posted on: Tue, 10/26/2010 - 6:09pm #420023
basedSERBParticipantactually… its was a mouth swab test… and i just used mouth wash like 10 minutes before i did it, and whatever man i just made my own group the mmadbnlmbihg (mdunkin makes awful decisions by not letting mcserbian be in his group). nobody fuks with us man… this guy is my latest recruitment
^^^waka flocka’s older brother
0 - Posted on: Tue, 10/26/2010 - 6:09pm #420026
basedSERBParticipantactually… its was a mouth swab test… and i just used mouth wash like 10 minutes before i did it, and whatever man i just made my own group the mmadbnlmbihg (mdunkin makes awful decisions by not letting mcserbian be in his group). nobody fuks with us man… this guy is my latest recruitment
^^^waka flocka’s older brother
0 - Posted on: Tue, 10/26/2010 - 6:10pm #420025
midwestbbscoutParticipantwhen John Bryant took an NBA mandated drug test he told the physician to "say ahhhh" and proceeded to p*ss in his mouth…..
0 - Posted on: Tue, 10/26/2010 - 6:10pm #420028
midwestbbscoutParticipantwhen John Bryant took an NBA mandated drug test he told the physician to "say ahhhh" and proceeded to p*ss in his mouth…..
0 - Posted on: Sun, 03/13/2011 - 3:15pm #509679
butidonthavemoneyRelevance bump.
0 - Posted on: Sat, 04/09/2011 - 1:24pm #519609
Malik-UniversalParticipantthese are funny lmaoooo
0 - Posted on: Sat, 04/09/2011 - 7:47pm #519749
Dale WorthingtonParticipantIf John Bryant dies of AIDS, did he really die?
0 - Posted on: Sun, 04/10/2011 - 4:28am #519790
JoeWolf1John Bryant actually won Nathan’s hot dog eating contest when he was 5, but he was banned for life after eating another competetor’s hand as he went into a full on feeding frenzy mode similar to that of black tip reef sharks.
0 - Posted on: Sun, 04/10/2011 - 7:48am #519809
Tongue-Out-Like-23ParticipantJohn Bryant is doing surprisingly well in Germany.
14.4 PPG, 11.0 RPG
0 - Posted on: Sun, 04/10/2011 - 10:50am #519865
willie wise fanParticipanthes a decent player just not very quick and not an nba player he can put up bug stats if hes in the right place in the d league duane jones puts up big stats but in the nba hes a nobody same with patty mills
0 - Posted on: Mon, 04/11/2011 - 11:49am #520196
ProudGrandpaParticipantWhen Chuck Norris jumps in a pool, he doesn’t get wet, the water gets Chuck Norris.
When John Bryant jumps in a pool, he gets wet. So do all the small children.
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