John Bryant Facts

If John Bryant falls in the forest, and nobody is around to hear him, does he make a sound?

How many college basketball seasons does it take for John Bryant to get into the NBA? The world may never know!!!!

what makes you think hes dangerous around children

how would john bryant feel if he saw this

i am john bryant

im starting to think you are John Bryant Btownkid

maybe I am

so…what are you going to do about it…John?

Im not john im just saying that your cruel and dispicable

lol…its all in fun man

what if someone said the same things about you

John Bryant would want this. He loves the publicity.

if you want to give him publicity suport him and tell how good he is

Go John, Go!

thanks bro

By squirmydude at 2009-06-07

John Bryant is slower than a turtle in quick sand Hahahahahhaha

still faster than stephon curry and rubio

looks like hes enjoying that hug

btownkid you really think Bryant & Nivins will both get drafted?

yes they have good stats and will get a chance

John Bryant can walk into a sorority house and dry up the girls faster than 20 gynecologists with cotton swabs.

John Bryant has just been named the national spokesperson for abstinence. Not by choice.

thats ggod stay abstinent

There is no ‘ctrl’ button on John Bryants computer. John Bryant is always in control
John Bryant can slam a revolving door

You can divide John Bryant’s vertical leap by zero.

Every time a bell rings, John Bryant gets an erection

In that picture it looks like he’s hugging Jay Leno circa 1979

Looks like one of those Jonas brothers

why he gets good stats

are they going to get him to the nba to

You’re a genius. When you started this thread nbadraft became x10 more fun.

love the debates between auber and btownkid. who makes a forum topic “gentle teddy bear”? :)) how old is this kid anyway?

Haha that is some funny sh*t

john bryant and eric devendorff are both related somehow…

John Bryants so ugly that tvs with parental control on block you from seeing the games when hes in.

For everyone’s enjoyment.

By squirmydude at 2009-06-10

You dont see his flab in that picture.

By squirmydude at 2009-06-07

what ever happend to that kid. I think his feeling got hurt, He creid to mommy and she told him to stay off nbadraft.net

john Bryant makes Greg Ostertag look like a track star.

Basketball, so easy, a John Bryant can do it.

is the 10th best college player. (according to the mantis draft value board.)

LOOK WHAT I FOUND!

By squirmydude at 2009-06-11

Ostertag, did you know the o tag, has got a 4 inch tatoo of fred flinstone on his calf.

I heard if you buy the playgirl magazine, you get to see where he keeps his 4 inch tatoo of Barney Ruble.

I did not know that!

By squirmydude at 2009-06-11

I can already imagine. He didn’t try to hid anything in those tight ass wranglers he walked around wearing all the time. It was pretty discusting

By squirmydude at 2009-06-11

Check it: http://www.facebook.com/s.php?q=john+bryant&init=q&sid=f903ca833f2a30c984f1d209dfbb47e7#/group.php?sid=f903ca833f2a30c984f1d209dfbb47e7&gid=8437764097&ref=search

OK, now I get the jokes about my stat rankings. Didn’t see this thread before that!

funniest post ever.

haha
i miss this thread.

i had to bring it back. dows anyone have anymore jokes about Bryant?

John Bryant doesnt fit on an NBA roster.

it has been reported playgirl magazine has been sued for showing shirtless picstures of John Bryant, causing the death of a 21 year old female. details have not been released!

John Bryant fell into a deep depression on June 25 after discovering no NBA team wanted him. (The few) Sources close to him say is has lost the will to live. He is rapidly gaining weight and refuses to get his body hair waxed. John Bryant’s only friend (btownkid) even attempted to kidnap a 9 year old boyscout to cheer him up but John still refuses to engage in even his favorite hobby. His apperence is drastically changing daily and btownkid fears a Michael Jackson type of physical transformation.

“He is in a downward spiral, me and his Mother don’t know how to cheer him up.” btownkid said. “We started a charity for him but all we could raise was my 5 dollar a week allowance.”

The 6’11” convicted sexual predator’s physical transformation would truly be worrisome if the world cared about him. Only sources at butidonthavemoney have photos of the disgusting metamorphosis.

June 30:

By squirmydude at 2009-07-20

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July 10:

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By squirmydude at 2009-07-20

As you can see, he just keeps getting fatter and uglier. How could he possibly get any worse? butidonthavemoney will keep you covered.

LMFAO, THAT WAS CLASSIC

John Bryant makes Sean May look like Mary-Kate Olsen.

hahahaha thats the best one ^

this thread is terrible

Marcus Fizer is….

the hip-hop version of John Bryant…

The funniest thing is that Btownkid is butidonthavemoney! And they were talking to each other on the first page. Hilarious and slightly crazy. great stuff

The announcers were making fun of John Bryant on ESPN during the New Orleans/San Antonio game!!! HAHAHA

yes, van gundy said who is that? I think I read he lost wait! What a perv bryant is losing weight for the youngins. Opening night for the Jazz I have expectations of a top 4 seed in the west. I no jazz are thin with korver and miles out but i expect mathews to have a great season like Beniot did bck in the day!

We owe it all to you buddy. You started this. These forums are lame now.

You remember that mod, tli? He’s in prison for rape/murder (at least 6 victims, all names confidential). He was always fun to pick on.

On a completely different subject, birdman, mikenike, badger, SpencerIsHawesome, QHaynes and knicksfreak are all missing. Once again I am sure there is no connection between tli and the missing posters.

This website is now devoted to Brandon Jennings. He is running NBADraft.net nowadays. No interesting conversation, no fun. Just a bunch of people tearing down other players to make a point. You wouldn’t have thought that clippers and d-grizzly would have become two of the most respected posters on here. llperez, MagikKnick and iguodala9 are also pretty cool.

Fizer is sending me naked pictures of himself and Orange Juice Jones is blackmailing me (Why did I have to visit that necrophilia site???).

If I had any kind of life, (or even an interest), I would have ditched the lot of you losers a long time ago. This topic is the only reason I have faith in NBADraft.net. JOHN BRYANT 4EVER!!!!!!!!!

I did send you a Jenna Haze pic so that you can have “another” thing to do besides enjoy watching my naked pics dawg…LOL

i’m back. its been too depressing to come on here for knicks fans. All we wanted was Jennings and now hes playing better than anyone thought so soon. I want to shoot myself. At least Jordan Hill can warm the bench like no other. Douglas has been a decent surprise but he cant seem to score and assist in the same game.

Uhhhhhhhhhh, I barely made it out alive, cant say the same for the other ones, pray for them that they may make it out alive.

knickfreak, it’s good to see you back and un-molested. mikenike, happy you made it out alive.

Fizer, I had no idea a male human being could contort his body like that like that, while making that expression with his face… Disturbing, yet enticing. You may have a career in this after all.

It’s all good, man. You’re in the clear. I tried e-mailing you, but you didn’t respond. Anyways, btownkid gave me three weeks’ allowance, a double cheese cheese steak from Quizno’s and a one-of-a-kind Tyrone Hill mask. It was much less than the $239,068 that I asked for, but I know that he worked really, really hard on that mask.

SWEET FREEDOM!!!!!!

(Love the Tyrone Hill reference BTW. Haven’t thought of that guy for a long time.”

Yessir

umm….their allowing pics again?

Yep….

Hahahaha the post that never dies

My life is better for reading this.

John O’Bryant was Gilbert Arenas’s cellmate.

John Bryant makes Miley Cyrus wish she was 18

John Bryant has quit basketball and is now a tattoo artist…he just finished up this masterpiece:

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_nG-qveSpwas/SsOHUkELiaI/AAAAAAAAAQk/RyE4lPREYZ0/s400/deshawn_stevenson_tattoo_3.jpg

Jesus has a tattoo of John Bryant on his arm

on a recent trip to Salt Lake City, Mr. T was confronted at the border by John Bryant…..Bryant proceeded to tell Mr. T that they don’t take too kindly to flashy gold jewlery in Utah and if he wants to enter the state he will have to turn the gold over to him…..in obvious fear of his life T gave it up instantly and has walked around without his signature bling ever since…..

John Bryant is only 20,000 women away from surpassing Wilt

most of these arent even true

most of these arent even true

John you have gone wild

John you have gone wild

"If John Bryant falls in the forest, and nobody is around to hear him, does he make a sound?"

Not only did I laugh very loud (and get stared at awkwardly by my roomates), but I screamed a little too smh

"If John Bryant falls in the forest, and nobody is around to hear him, does he make a sound?"

Not only did I laugh very loud (and get stared at awkwardly by my roomates), but I screamed a little too smh

John Bryant made every child in Luxemburg warm for an entire winter by supplying them with custom made parkas stuffed with his armpit hair….

John Bryant made every child in Luxemburg warm for an entire winter by supplying them with custom made parkas stuffed with his armpit hair….

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH YUGOSLAVIA!!!! ohhhh that was a good one man… name a country that still exists bro… like the soviet union, he could probably play there

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH YUGOSLAVIA!!!! ohhhh that was a good one man… name a country that still exists bro… like the soviet union, he could probably play there

Or Narnia

Or Narnia

Middle Earth

Middle Earth

Alderon

Alderon

Or Kazakhstan

Or Kazakhstan

 When John Bryant lost 40 lbs or whatever to play college basketball he was actually harpooned and his excess fat was removed and sold for lamp oil.

 When John Bryant lost 40 lbs or whatever to play college basketball he was actually harpooned and his excess fat was removed and sold for lamp oil.

its true that he routinely leaves womens’ vagines looking like sleeve of wizard….

its true that he routinely leaves womens’ vagines looking like sleeve of wizard….

that kazekstan song is actually pretty catchy…. hey mcdunkin guesssssss what…. yea i applied for that job again and i……. got it, i passed the drug test, ohhh yeah

that kazekstan song is actually pretty catchy…. hey mcdunkin guesssssss what…. yea i applied for that job again and i……. got it, i passed the drug test, ohhh yeah

Peeing in a dunk n donuts cup, putting it on the reception desk, and then running away does not count as a official MMA drug test….i dont care what lies sherry in accounting told you.

Peeing in a dunk n donuts cup, putting it on the reception desk, and then running away does not count as a official MMA drug test….i dont care what lies sherry in accounting told you.

actually… its was a mouth swab test… and i just used mouth wash like 10 minutes before i did it,  and whatever man i just made my own group the mmadbnlmbihg (mdunkin makes awful decisions by not letting mcserbian be in his group). nobody fuks with us man… this guy is my latest recruitment

^^^waka flocka’s older brother

actually… its was a mouth swab test… and i just used mouth wash like 10 minutes before i did it,  and whatever man i just made my own group the mmadbnlmbihg (mdunkin makes awful decisions by not letting mcserbian be in his group). nobody fuks with us man… this guy is my latest recruitment

^^^waka flocka’s older brother

when John Bryant took an NBA mandated drug test he told the physician to "say ahhhh" and proceeded to p*ss in his mouth…..

when John Bryant took an NBA mandated drug test he told the physician to "say ahhhh" and proceeded to p*ss in his mouth…..

Relevance bump.

these are funny lmaoooo

If John Bryant dies of AIDS, did he really die?

 John Bryant actually won Nathan’s hot dog eating contest when he was 5, but he was banned for life after eating another competetor’s hand as he went into a full on feeding frenzy mode similar to that of black tip reef sharks.

John Bryant is doing surprisingly well in Germany.

14.4 PPG, 11.0 RPG

hes a decent player just not very quick and not an nba player he can put up bug stats if hes in the right place in the d league duane jones puts up big stats but in the nba hes a nobody same with patty mills

When Chuck Norris jumps in a pool, he doesn’t get wet, the water gets Chuck Norris.

When John Bryant jumps in a pool, he gets wet.  So do all the small children.

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