Slap a Splitter

 I know he airballed a free throw the other night but he aint the worse shooter in the world,  Thunder must be out of ideas if they are resorting to this.  I always thought this tactic would just give supreme confidence to the opposition.  It ios pretty much admitting they are too good for you to stop.

 Try Smack-a-Splitter. The name sounds much manlier.

"It ios pretty much admitting they are too good for you to stop."

That wasn’t the case last series when the Spurs were doing this to the Clippers.

ill admit,ive been in my fair share of slap fights

 I personally would like Sock-a-Splitter. Although it sounds like something they would name one of those wack-a-mole games they have at Chuck-E-Cheese.

Yeh but the difference is Deandre Jordan is an unworldly poor free throw shooter.  Splitter is like mid 60% or something like that, I’m expecting Deandre to miss both shots whereas im expecting at the very least for Splitter to get 1/2.