IMBB Presents: How to prepare for Thanksgiving

Good evening everyone and welcome to another semi-annual weekly daily show presented by yours truly. Today’s topic – Thanksgiving! This is a big holiday that is meant to be spent with loved ones such as family, friends, Jesus the mexican gardner who tirms your wifes "hedges" when you’re at work, and so forth.

Here is a complete guide to get prepared for tomorrow:

Step 1 – Watch this video. Become a trukey hunter and find the best turkey

Step 2: Cooking! Yeah you can set the oven and let it cook for 8 hours… but if you want it to be tender and juicy, then you’ll need to do a pre-"cooking" ritual.

"Hoes on my d**k because I stuff her turkey / hoes on my d**k she be snackin on my jerky"

Step 3: The prayer Before you eat, make sure you recite a prayer. Whatever your religion is but make sure you thank the big fella up there. I’d make mines memorable

 Step 4: FEAST.. channel your inner kobyashi Hey, enjoy the food! You’ll be stuffed so drop any diets and be a man. Eat like men!

Step 5: The after dinner feeling You’ll be sleepy
 You’ll feel fat

 But at the end of the day, you’ll be happy and have a great day with your family and friends. Here’s to you my NBAdraft.net family. Hope y’all have a great day tomorrow!