chick HELP PLEASE! (not jmike)

since its a math class a math might joke help

you – hey what comes after 69

girl – 70

you – no, i do

that works with all the ladies (loll…ok just incase you take this serously, dont acutally try this) 

but if your simply looking to brake the ice do this…

You (randomly go up to her) – Fat Penguin

Her – ????what

You – sorry i just wanted to say something that would brake the ice

that should get you laid in no time

Don’t be such a wimp and just go up and start talking to her, It does not matter what subject. Then you might know if see likes you back.

ok fine these pickup line is shure to work

you – choose one of the highly gurented to get you laid pick up line from bellow 

a) both your parents must be retarded because you seeem very speical

b) are theose astronaut pants, cause your ass is out of this world

c) you must be a parking ticket cause you have fine written all over you

all jokeing aiside

but ill give you some real advice that works for me just be friendly and talkitive half the times the girls want to talk to as much as you want to talk to them they just hide it like you do (heck shes probobly on wnbadraft.net writting the same thing) just tell yourself to be confident and dont look at her as someone who is out of you leage this will help your confidence

hears how i look at it, the worse she can do is say "no" or dislike you which might hurt but 2 years from now youll laugh at that and maybe learn to take more chances

 lol at "not jmike"

heck shes probobly on wnbadraft.net writting the same thing

lmao! what would be a awkward moment for sure…Universal I would help you but Sadly I probably have less game then you do. Anyway just talk to her, and like boshjonesford said the least she could do is say no.. you will never know if you don’t try..

Ok, I need to get this math joke just because of your situation

"Confucius says 70 minus 1 equals dinner for 2"

Okay, to help you I only have two suggestions. The Ron Swanson method or the McMuffin method (choose wisely)

Ron Swanson Method = After class, go up to her and just be straight up honest. "Listen, I know this is unusual but I really wanted to just to get to know you. I was just wondering if you ever had some free time if you’d like to chill" This method is the manly thing to do. Don’t be a little bitttttttttch lol. Just do it! (no Nike slogan)

McMuffin Method (not a diss to my boy McDunkin. It was inspired because I ate a McMuffin when I tried this) = You can pretend like "hey, I would love to have a friend who I can keep in touch for homework".. lame I know. And maybe one day you "forget to write notes" and then after class you can just ask if you don’t mind, would you like to study. It’s a lame method but you do have something to talk about. Then afterwards, you can start chilling and slowly get to know her throughout the semester

I heard all the playas are locked out.

Can I get in?

Can you transfer classes?  Im trying to listen to this lecture, but your attracting all my senses.

What the hell is that smell?  Is that sulfur?  Damn, we brewing some chemistry.

hahahahahahahahaha

how about

try this go to school with a box inside the box there’s an item. Say to her this is for you as she opens it say wait you not my girl it would be yours but we not official then say see if you was my girl you could get this she’ll say well what is it then you’ll open it and it’ll be a globe and you’ll say

Baby its the world

+1 for me

+69 for you 

 SCHUCKS!! I thought this was a Leroy Jenkins POST!!

Who still call girls Chicks these days?

Try catching up with her on the way to class and start a conversation….

Most guys are afraid to approach the very sexxy or popular girls..Girls that are really popular…Are only concerned about the things that relate to them..Girls love when guys agree with them or listen to them..

Maybe find out something she’s interested in like a tv show, a song or singer and start a convo..Or buy her a CD by her favorite artist…

But i use to model back in the day..And hung around some of the most beautiful women you’ll ever want to see…

As long as you dont have 1 of the 3 TOTALLY TURNOFFS…Girls will listen to you and might give you their number….

Those 3 things are

1. No Teeth…

2. A Pot Belly…

3. Appear Weak or Put on Airs ( it use to be a Bald head,but that has become trendy)

 Whip it out

only two times man!!!!!

Roofies will bring out the color in your eyes and will help your personality shine through

 if your seeking advice on how to get girls on a basketball website, then you have no chance

Does your mom know that you are such a lame?

You should work on that. Try to be like me and pull those bitches like gravity. I know for a fact that the winter outfits my mom has picked out for me will have the groupies all over the weenis

her do the rest.

 No lines, just ask her out for a drink. If you are still in highschool, then ask her out for coffee. If in college (and everyone is over 21 or you know a place that you won’t be carded) then a beer. Don’t say anything about wanting to get to know her better, just ask a yes or no question. It is obvious that you will get to know her better if you spend time talking over a drink. And don’t be shy, she has been looking at you, you know the answer it is going to be yes. 

Seriously, strategy you don’t need. If you are getting a real vibe from a girl, then she is just waiting for you to make the first move. Simple, confident, straightforward it is all you need. 

Oh, and for god’s sake, pay for the damn drink. If you are broke, go somewhere cheap, just pull you wallet out on the first couple of dates. 

A subtle combination of being a nice guy and humor should win her over. 

Or

Have an attractive friend of yours ask her out, then ask him to be a jerk to her at a dance, then you walk up when she is crying on a bench outside the dance, listen to her problems for 2 hours, let her cry on your shoulder, and drive her home.  And don’t be crude or vulgar.  Treat her like a woman.  No sandwich requests.

^ Proud Grandpa, I know that worked in 1946, but times have changed now.

1946.  I remember that year like it was yesterday…

(All the little kids groan because they know a long-winded story is about to follow)