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Posted on: Fri, 06/10/2011 - 4:18am #30132

TheFactionCoalition.com
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I asked LeBron for change for a dollar. He gave me $.75, so I asked him where the rest was. He replied: "Sorry I don’t have a 4th quarter."

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Posted on: Fri, 06/10/2011 - 4:39am #542451

Tongue-Out-Like-23
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Again, I’ve heard this joke several times with different players used instead of LeBron…
I guess LeBron had too much breakfast, lunch, and dinner. No dessert?
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Posted on: Fri, 06/10/2011 - 8:06am #542569

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Again, no one cares if you’ve heard the joke or not. whats your point in letting us know?

Funny joke, it’s timely and clever. Ask Dirk for change next time.
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Posted on: Fri, 06/10/2011 - 8:44am #542586

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It is not funny at all.. unless of course, you’re about twelve.
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- Posted on: Fri, 06/10/2011 - 9:41am #542613
  
  Awesome-O-420
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  Then just say you don’t think it’s funny and offer something to laugh at. Don’t be a douchebag and try to be cool like you’ve already heard the joke. All jokes are repeated – literally same ones for thousands of years – a anthropological study of cultures reveals that. So who cares, instead of being an @$$ and going after someone for not being original, try being original yourself and offering up your own joke.
  So try to be original yourself "…unless of course, you’re about twelve."
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Posted on: Fri, 06/10/2011 - 8:56am #542591

paradigmn
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we need the POINT SYSTEM for times like this!!!!….seems like differnt opinions.
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Posted on: Fri, 06/10/2011 - 9:09am #542597

Tobe Bryant
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DALLAS is an acronym for (D)irk (A)int (L)etting (L)eBron (A)ss (S)hine. LOL!!

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Posted on: Fri, 06/10/2011 - 9:50am #542616

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And you’re angry because…?
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- Posted on: Fri, 06/10/2011 - 10:43am #542623
  
  Awesome-O-420
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  Not angry, and I’m not going to go into a back and forth grand standing with you.
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Posted on: Fri, 06/10/2011 - 12:29pm #542659

What The Devil
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I agree with TOL23….joke wasn’t really funny
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Posted on: Fri, 06/10/2011 - 12:42pm #542663

M-DYMES
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LeBron wishes he was sick so he could have an excuse for his play in the 4th
LeBron’s hoping this whatever Dirk has is contagious. I heard he was lickin the empty containers of Hagen-daz ice cream in Dirk’s trash.
I heard LBJ being compared to MJ, so I went to get my hearing checked. Turns out experts were comparing LBJ to a BJ b/c they both sucked and may cause choking.
Rashard Lewis is innocent. But, LBJ’s girl was spotted leaving T.I.’s cell.
Why did I post the same content in another thread…for Wade and Bosh to read. LeBron skipped college.
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- Posted on: Fri, 06/10/2011 - 1:32pm #542678
  
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  "LBJ being compared to MJ, so I went to get my hearing checked. Turns out experts were comparing LBJ to a BJ b/c they both sucked and may cause chocking." – lol
  
  Finally someone offers up a joke. Nicely done.
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Posted on: Fri, 06/10/2011 - 1:38pm #542679

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Agree with Awesom-O-420. Joke might have not been funny to others, but it was funny to me. Probably because this is my first time hearing it though. But you don’t gotta be a douchebag about it TOL23.
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Posted on: Fri, 06/10/2011 - 3:39pm #542698

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If it were not for the dissapearance of the point system (like Lebron) than He Got Game would have like 20 points on that one, nice one.
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Posted on: Sat, 06/11/2011 - 1:03pm #543047

Tongue-Out-Like-23
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Apple is coming out with a new iPhone; LeBron James edition. The phone only vibrates because it has no rings.
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