The Things I learned on Gilbert arenas`s Twitter:LOL FUNNY ARTICLE

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http://www.pointsincase.com/blogs/jeremy-stewart/things-gilbert-arenas-twitter-has-taught-me

The following is what I’ve learned from Arenas’ Twitter page. Enjoy!

He’s an amateur film maker……

He’ll fu.ck his way to a million followers….

He’s pissed he has 3 kids and a fat girlfriend….

Apparently when you have 3 kids and a girlfriend your idea of a party is jerking off…..

Gil’s New Year’s Resolution: A skinny girlfriend!

Bi.tch weighs 185………

He heard Tiger Woods dated two midgets…..

This whole gun mess will make him a better blogger…..

He wants you to know Shaq didn’t nail his fiancée……

Unless bitc.hes can teleport……

In which case, BOTTOMLESS PARTY AT AGENT ZERO’S!

The Shaq story got him a blow–job….

He has young followers but feels the need to keep it real…..

If you’re confused by all this…..you’s a hater!

He “don’t drink or do drugs”…he’s a simple kind of man!

He thinks his fellow NBA Tweeter’s are lame….

He believes in more cushion for the pushin’….

Since he hates peanut butter, he knows he can’t swallow Vaseline…HAHA THATS FUC.KED

He enjoys fish when infidelity pops up…..

Blackberry technology confuses him…..

He doesn’t have an ‘’I-phizzle’’ because they are easily hacked…..

He thinks Twitter is like video games without the name calling…..

He was in college at 16…….

Twitter will not take his happiness away…..

Gilbert Arenas thought Soul Plane was funny…..

He’s headed to both Twitter jail and real jail……

He enjoys jacking off to slow music……

He thinks Dave Chappelle is dead…..

If he wasn’t a pro basketball player, he would like to work at McDonald’s because he likes their fries.