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What's your Zombie Apocalypse Survival Strategy???

Lets say the world becomes over run with flesh eating Zombies...

Do you try to find friends, family and supplies or do you stay alone and fend for yourself ???

What's your weapon of choice ??? Do you carry Guns or Sharp/Blunt Objects if you're with a group of people...???

Who would you save first ??? A semi douchebag of a Best Friend or The Insanely Hot chick down the street who cant speak a lick of English ???

If your MOM/DAD/Wife/Brother/Sister or Kids got biten by a ZED, would you kill them yourself or leave them behind to eat some poor unsuspecting person...

Would you trust the Government ??? would you seek out help from the Military ???

The 1st 15 minutes are the most crucial, so what do you do ???? Do you try to hit the streets, or box yourselves inside your homes ???

What's the most fortified building in your City ???

How many survivors(Friends,Family and Strangers) could you find in the 1st few hours??? How many could you trust ??? What would your role be in a group like that ??? Or you a Leader or a Follower ???


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Counting down to Z-Day

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1. Do you try to find friends, family and supplies or do you stay alone and fend for yourself ???

Probably kick it with family and friends. At least I would hope so. I think a group is best though, that way you can also defend yourself from crazy humans.

2. What's your weapon of choice ??? Do you carry Guns or Sharp/Blunt Objects if you're with a group of people...???

I think a nice old Louisville Slugger would be a must. I am cool with guns, especially in worst case scenarios, but I think a nice bat and maybe some sharp objects would make you feel much safer.

3. Who would you save first ??? A semi douchebag of a Best Friend or The Insanely Hot chick down the street who cant speak a lick of English ???

Depends if the best friend is truly a douche. But, in most cases, Ms. ESL, come on down!

4. If your MOM/DAD/Wife/Brother/Sister or Kids got biten by a ZED, would you kill them yourself or leave them behind to eat some poor unsuspecting person?

If I truly felt that they were gone, think that I would have to do the job. It would be tough, but if I felt there was no cure, than I am sure that offing them yourself would be the right thing to do rather than just letting them keep perpetuating the ever rising zombie populace.

5. Would you trust the Government ??? would you seek out help from the Military ???

Probably would not completely trust the government, but I would cautiously seek refuge so I could maybe live a life with lesser threat of zombie attack.

6. The 1st 15 minutes are the most crucial, so what do you do ???? Do you try to hit the streets, or box yourselves inside your homes ???

In my current situation, I would get the f#ck out of my building and try to do whatever I could to get out of the large city. Luckily I have transportation, which would probably lead to a lot of zombies getting run over. As it might be hard to tell the difference between zombies and some of the pretentious f#cks down here, some innocents could possibly be harmed in the process. But, they would have been zombie bait anyway.

7. What's the most fortified building in your City ???

Hmmm, Toronto? I don't know. I would say the Rogers Center/SkyDome, but I am thinking that area might be zombie central. I probably would not want to be in that kind of area, maybe in a smaller group to start. Truly, cities should look into better zombie protection.

8.How many survivors(Friends,Family and Strangers) could you find in the 1st few hours??? How many could you trust ??? What would your role be in a group like that ??? Or you a Leader or a Follower ???

I can't see myself not taking some sort of initiative. I truly wish that Z-Day goes down when I am in Oregon, because the scenario there is so much more clear. Would more than likely be around people I trust and if I were not, than I might gather a group and bail out or just go solo. I would hope the internet were working, so we could form separate coalitions on NBADraft.net and maybe try to meet up and form a zombie whupping conglomerate.

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To be honest....

I would straight up die...i have no faith in myself to survive long

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In that case, you should make yourself useful. I've been looking for people to use in this high-grade zombie feed I'm producing in an attempt to train my own army of loyal zombie soldiers. You'll be slowly marinated in scalding fetus-oil, and then eaten alive out of a trough.

Same end-result and a lot more suffering, BUT I'll throw in a few points.

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I died laughing at your reply Mikey

1. Do you try to find friends, family and supplies or do you stay alone and fend for yourself ???

Of course as a Father and Family man i'd want to save them 1st, but the reality is women and children will only slow you down and get you eaten...They'd be Holed up in a safe House, I'd be out searching for friends and family, and after that Supplies...Of Course I am lost out there in Zombie Ville, my wife and kids would die of starvation, so maybe I get supplies first, Friends and family second, this question depends on if I just did grocery shopping and have enough time to get back...Definitly Think a Loner would make it longer than a Family man, but we still have to try...

2. What's your weapon of choice ??? Do you carry Guns or Sharp/Blunt Objects if you're with a group of people...???

I am not a Gun advocate at all, but In the Case of Zombie Hell on earth, I may reconsider...I still think Guns should be kept away from most people and in a scenario like a ZED infestation it can become a real problem...More people will shoot eachother in a panic, so Meelee weapons for all women/children and douchebags...I'd say a arsenal of sharp tools would be the smart choice...Of course the Scout will have a Hunting Rifle with a Suppressor and trusted bad asses will have some Fire Power as well...Give me a Sword and some malatov cocktails and I'm good to go...

3. Who would you save first ??? A semi douchebag of a Best Friend or The Insanely Hot chick down the street who cant speak a lick of English ???

Im kinda tired of most of the douchebag's in my life, and even though Im a happy guy and have plenty of House &$#%#&@! now, i'd still go for the Hot Chick from Istanbul, we gotta keep our options open right???

4. If your MOM/DAD/Wife/Brother/Sister or Kids got biten by a ZED, would you kill them yourself or leave them behind to eat some poor unsuspecting person???

If it were my wife, she'd be gone ASAP...My Mom's old and needs to be put out of her misery, My Kids would be a hard pill to swallow, but in the end, We brought them into this world and sometimes we have to take em out...

5. Would you trust the Government ??? would you seek out help from the Military ???

Simply put, we cant trust our Governments now so why would that change in an Insane apocalyptic World...The Military would likely be killing us in the streets so staying clear of all Jar Heads is a Must...I wish it were different but the truth is Our Gov's don't give 2 shyts about us now, Zombies wouldn't change that either...

6. The 1st 15 minutes are the most crucial, so what do you do ???? Do you try to hit the streets, or box yourselves inside your homes ???

First things first, food, water and protection against the Mobs of people and Hordes of Undead...Transportation is Key but it will also make you a huge target for Military and Mobs...So you have to be quick and get out of the over populated areas of your City/State/Country, also if Gas prices are high now, they'll cost you your life in The Zombie Apocalypse, prepare to walk til your feet bleed people, because Cars will be a thing of the past, A good Hummer would be beastly for the 1st few days though...

7. What's the most fortified building in your City ???

Sports stadiums will be the biggest targets for Military and Zombies a like, and after the Hurricane Katrina Super Dome disaster I think we should all rule out sporting venues forever...Prison's could be a safe haven strangly, if the Government cuts ties and all order gets thrown out the window, prisoners would be dead within days and any survivors can just clean out the jails and seek refuge there...Hospitals,schools, malls and police stations would be a Hub for Zombie activity so stay clear...Farm's and Mountain Homes would wide open Kill Zones too...The Ocean could be your best friend, as Zombies never seem to be able to swim

8.How many survivors(Friends,Family and Strangers) could you find in the 1st few hours??? How many could you trust ??? What would your role be in a group like that ??? Or you a Leader or a Follower ???

I think I'd be able to get to most of my close friends pretty fast, and In a group I'd like to be the silient Leader...I wouldn't be able to trust anyone though, as most people only care about themselves...If this is the case now, what's gonna change if a hungry Zed as you by the balls??? Even your Mom or Dad might leave you behind when over run by a horde of Dead Douche Bags...so watch your own back, Cover your own Ass and Protect what you love until the last breathe is taken...And yes, I hope the Internet still works so we can start that NBADraftNet Death Squad...Stay Safe, and Stay thirty my friends...

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Depends on how many

Depends on how many points...but on the other hand I am an organ donor....

I also forgot the revengers...and also the useless waste...I mean my loyal workers at MMA that I could have as backup

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No Money you are a sick sick man, but a genius nontheless

I never thought of creating my own Army of Zombie-loyalist...It's so crazy It may work...I'll be making my way to this Zombie factory your'e building once I get out of the Big City...Just don't cook me in a melted poop pot when I get out there buddy...

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Hmmm

"I'll be making my way to this Zombie factory your'e building once I get out of the Big City"

I'll save a spot for you and your people, but you'll have to contribute in some way. Maybe you could trick survivors into following you here, and we could make them zombie feed. Try to find some fat kids. They're like filet mignon to my soldiers.

As for weapons, I'd be more concerned about appearance than practicality. That's why I would put a replica Samus arm-cannon on my right hand (it doesn't actually fire anything) and hold a Japanese katana in my left.

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A Metroid reference nomoney....???

I'd want a Mega-man Pellet gun and some of Mario's "Flower Power" in this scenario...And I will be luring the bait, you just open up the gate!!! LOL...

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Im gonna bench press like a

Im gonna bench press like a madman until i can master the Jermaine O'Neal FALCON PUNCH!

But i would get a gang, take as much food, health supplies, playboys, etc as needed and find someway to jack a cruise ship and live like a pirate or maybe something easier like take over Rhode Island

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A Cruiseship is a great idea if you can operate a Ship that size

If not, you'd be stuck at the port being chased by blood starved Creatures...I never even thought about bringing playboys, how would Men survive without fake breast and peroxide...Thanks for that bit of advice Mcbased...Cant forget about the Lotion and Socks(like seriously who doesn't masterbate into a sock these days)

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I dunno McZombieFood. Some of the zombies in Resident Evil 4 knew how to operate boats.

You'd probably be better off accepting my generous offer from before. Bring your friends. I'll shell out five points per man and two points per orphan.

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Thats not a fair example

Thats not a fair example ..Dead Rising was a bit more realistic gus

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Do you try to find friends,

Do you try to find friends, family and supplies or do you stay alone and fend for yourself ???

stay with my family, and fight off the zombies

What's your weapon of choice ??? Do you carry Guns or Sharp/Blunt Objects if you're with a group of people...??? a machete, nothing like slicing up some zombies and maybe some guns just in case

Who would you save first ??? A semi douchebag of a Best Friend or The Insanely Hot chick down the street who cant speak a lick of English ??? the hot chick, i would want to get laid one last time before i die

If your MOM/DAD/Wife/Brother/Sister or Kids got biten by a ZED, would you kill them yourself or leave them behind to eat some poor unsuspecting person...hmmmm tough one i'd probably do the right thing......and leave them to eat some unsuspecting person haha nah im just messing i would have to kill them even though it would be tough its not really them

Would you trust the Government ??? would you seek out help from the Military ??? HELL NO! they probably released the virus source:horror movies

The 1st 15 minutes are the most crucial, so what do you do ???? Do you try to hit the streets, or box yourselves inside your homes ??? hit the streets and look for a way out

What's the most fortified building in your City ???i have no idea i live in the middle of nowhere maybe wake forest forest is the most exciting thing around here

How many survivors(Friends,Family and Strangers) could you find in the 1st few hours??? How many could you trust ??? What would your role be in a group like that ??? Or you a Leader or a Follower ???5 family members, and few friends if i come across them, role would be like everyone elses kill every zombie in your way. leader or follower, depends on if i agree with the decision or not either group is definately better.

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Why is this the Best Thread on the site right now???

And yet only 5 people have replied...I guess I should have labeled it..."John Wall becomes Zombie"...that would have made it a runaway hit...

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Maybe there in such awe that

Maybe there in such awe that they can't get themselves to reply or maybe there not worthy of its greatness

excitedbaby! Pictures, Images and Photos

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They know they wouldnt

They know they wouldnt survive

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I would pray

and go stand next to Tim Tebow

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I'd save my family, friends,

I'd save my family, friends, Derrick Favors Jokes(sorry McFailure), bring th4em all to safety in hte closet........and then get back to playing 2K12.

And Gramps, That's a great idea, but is it the begining of the raid or the end, cause I'd only stand near him if it was the last two minutes.

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zombie kill of the week
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Safest place?

Lets all be honest whats the one place nobody has ever made it in AND out of?

TLIs basement!

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I

I think most of us would choose death over tli's basement...

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Anyone else think TLI23 would

Anyone else think TLI23 would screw one of the zombies

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Actually

If I remember correctly, knicksfan7 is the necrophiliac of the site.

We came up with a whole story about that when we did the Forum All-Star mock.

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i guess we should stick to the zombieland rules
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Zombieland sucked Balls,,,My little girls love that movie

If 3 little girls can get into a Zombie film, it's probally not a Great One...

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@Scarecrow I'm in the

@Scarecrow I'm in the National Guard and we already got this planned out...We're heading to the armory on 33rd and Market and getting all out weapons and MRE's. Then we're heading down to Ft. Mifflin near the airport to get our uparmored humvees and extra fuel. After we hit the closest grocery store for as much food and water as we can carry we're off to the Poconos because zombies aren't great mountain climbers and we're gonna try to set up and output. If this thing gets to bad and it looks like all hope is lose we're gonna head to Ft. Dix and commandeer a C-130 troop carrier and take it to Tibet. We should be able to live out the rest of our meaningless existence in the Himalayan mountains without many zombies up there.

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haha the movie was corny but

haha the movie was corny but it was the only thing i could think of at the time to fit those description of survival rules and zombie kill of the week.

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Mr 19124 thats some great advice

And it scares the crap of me...because all of my Military friends sit around planning out a Zombie Apocalypse, and most of their plans dont include calling people like me...That's why I don't trust the Government/Military, bunch of selfish &$#%#&@!s,lol...It's a pretty sweet plan though, if I follow your steps and find you guys in the Poconoes, will you kill me and my family...

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I'd personally try to

I'd personally try to befriend the zombies and destroy the government.

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Yes

Because than you would not become a zombie yourself, leaving you a thoughtless, lifeless killing machine depending on brains and flesh to continue living your wandering, abysmal lifestyle. Sounds like a plan, M-DYMES. You may kill some government officials in the process, but the zombies always get taken out. Even if they do indeed win and take over man kind, than man kind as we know it ceases to exist and all of the undead will eventually perish. Have to say, MAJOR holes in your zombie apocalypse plan. MAJOR!

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But, we'd finally live in a

But, we'd finally live in a democracy. Freedom would truly exist, and is that not what we all strive for? Free to walk around the Earth doing as we may. Zombies don't kill zombies so violence would ceast to exist. And with the race as zombies, we would then slowly begin to evolve as all organisms do. Then we would eventually gain intellect, possibly limbs. Do zombies repopulate? If so, this may be what saves mankind as we know it.

Bring on the apocalypse.

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Is anybody else suddenly terrified of M-DYMES?

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My mind is a frightening

My mind is a frightening place. I once roomed with Brian Scalabrine, Marilyn Manson, Stevie Wonder, and Chuck from the Goonies.

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hmmm I can imagine M-DYMES

hmmm I can imagine M-DYMES and a bunch of random zombies sitting around togather smoking a blunt laughing(until the zombies jaws fall off lol) at random people running and screaming.

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Don't think I have ever heard of Zombies f*cking

If so, I would see your point, M-DYMES. I have no idea if we would be able to "Zevolve", but in my mind, seeing that Zombies are no longer living beings, we would be F*CKED! Still, you can go and start your "Zombie taking down the government army", be bitten, be a part of the walking dead than have Scarecrow off you with an ice pick.

Would that make you happy, MR. SCIENTIST!?

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I'll show them Micheal

I'll show them Micheal Jackson's Thriller and tell them what they'll doing has been Copyrighted ..And if they dont STOP Using someone else's material they're subject to a Lawsuit or Lifetime in Prison..Of course they wouldnt understand how much trouble they'll be in....So I'll get McBasketball Guru,Omar the legend,droseizdabest or DribblingDadDaughter to explain it to them becuz they speak Zombie Language...

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If

If zombies could mate, there would be a lot of competition among them, and therefore, they would eventually become as violent toward each other (if not more so) as humans.

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Get plenty of light padding

Get plenty of light padding such as a catcher's set-up. Definitely a couple of light handguns and a machete would be needed. Probably protect the homestead as long as possible. Hide out in the small mining town I call home where there is little to no contact from big city living and a somewhat small community. Mountains/woods everywhere and plenty of seclusion. I'd protect my fiance and daughter. Ultimately I figure I would die risking my life for some lonely child in need.

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Damn, I actually just read

Damn, I actually just read this thread, I dig all the different opinions. I was down with Dymes idea, but NoMoney, and MikeyV have certainly found the snags in the plan.

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Do you try to find friends,

Do you try to find friends, family and supplies or do you stay alone and fend for yourself ??? My close family lives hours away, but I live with my girlfriend and dog, so it'd just be us. I'm a pretty seasoned outdoorsman growing up in Kansas and spending a lot of time camping in Colorado growing up. I'd pack up all my gear, outdoor wear, and raid the grocery store down the street for food supplies and make a break out of town. Less population = less zombies. I'd also bring a radio and tons of batteries so I could stay in touch whlile staying away.

What's your weapon of choice ??? Do you carry Guns or Sharp/Blunt Objects if you're with a group of people...??? I've only shot a gun a couple times, so I'm not crack shot, but I'm tall so I'd take something with a nice reach like a baseball bat or make a spear with a broom handle.

Who would you save first ??? I'd save someone if they were going to get killed, but I wouldn't take them with me. I'd keep the party small as to not draw a lot of attention.

If your MOM/DAD/Wife/Brother/Sister or Kids got biten by a ZED, I'd kill them

Would you trust the Government ??? would you seek out help from the Military ??? I'm not rich enough to trust the government, haha. I'd probably just try to disappear, I wouldn't seek out the government.

The 1st 15 minutes are the most crucial, so what do you do ???? try to leave to as quick as possible. It's about 15 minutes on the highway to get out of the city from my house. Id go first by car and if highways get hit then by foot, I've got a big camping pack and me, my girlfriend and dog are in good enough shape to out run any zombie

What's the most fortified building in your City ??? Maybe city Hall? I live in a suburb so it runs into a couple others. There is a college that has a couple buildings that are very tall that would lend themselves to snipers desks and chairs could block doors. There are no army bases or anything too fortified where I live.

How many survivors(Friends,Family and Strangers) could you find in the 1st few hours??? How many could you trust ??? What would your role be in a group like that ??? Or you a Leader or a Follower ?

I'd just take me, my girlfriend and dog (zombie alarm and added protection). If I happened to run into a friend on my way out of town they'd be welcome to come, but I wouldn't just pick up strangers.

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I was very encouraged to find this site. I wanted to thank you for this special read. I definitely savored every little bit of it and I have you bookmarked to check out new stuff you post.This was really funny. I love comedy and I think this is really tons of fun.

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I would

I would find all the spammers and telemarketers of the world and sacrifice them to the zombies.

Just kidding about the telemarketers.

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Miller would need to average

Miller would need to average 8 assists per game to surpass Strickland. Last season Miller averaged 6.7 assists as Ty Lawson’s backup off the bench. The veteran hasn’t averaged 8 assists in a season since the 2006 campaign.

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