"Thank You Based God..." Lil B Appreciation Thread (Come Get Saved)
Thank you Based God for you have shown us the divine path of enlightenment.
In a rap industry thats full of jesters and puppets, you have chosen to feed us the forbidden fruit of "Real Music", also known to your followers as BASED music.
You have taught us not to succumb to the pressures of everyday life and to stay true to yourself no matter what. What people have failed to realize is that your BASED FREESTYLES come from the unconscious mind. Your ability to immediately adapt to any perspective has yet to be rivaled in Hip-Hop today.
You even warned us about how we as people need to unite before technology ruins our race...but we chose to ignore.
You have covered your message by displaying "Swag", labeling yourself a "Pretty B****", and wearing metrosexual clothing to prove that human race rather judge on appearance than message.
But you even got the kids involved. You created "cooking"...and asked kids to upload videos of them practicing the intricacies of cooking to curb urban city youth violence.
All i can say is.....
p.s. i hate this dude
Thank you Lil B for getting punched to save us from sin.
Thank you for having less intillectual value then Homer Simpson on crack. He is more of a Biatch then Andray Blatche in Arenas's presence.
Thank you for enlightening me with this...
This guy bites Gucci so much it is unbelievable. He reminds me of the Realest.
the last picture is so funny
My soon to be avatar
LMAOOOOOOOOOO I actually laugh out loud in class then played it off with a little cough
Based lines of the week
- "her man mad at me cause his b**ch tried to ra** me, pretty n***** brah, clearly based like HD"
- "b**ches s*** my d*** cause i look like their brother, but i aint into incest, im just a princess"
Whats cooking my friends? I have realized(weeks ago) that i have run this Lil B thing into the ground...i find no joy in the based god jokes anymore. so i will be ending this thread for the foreseeable future. I would like to leave you with the last few examples i have of Lil B's BASEDness...Maybe in the future someone new to the BASED world will find this thread and be inspired like i was by the man, the myth,the legend, and the pretty b****..... Lil B
BASED lines i shall leave with thee to study "
"N***** mad at me so I call them lames Wario, H*** on my d****cause I look like Princess from Mario"
"These tiny pants are amazing to me(may), bulletproof vest purple jeans lookin fru-tay"
"Come on my court, jumpshot with the hookey. come on my court, you gettin Punched like Snookie"
"Shouts out man I got some of the best scarves though, i pull up to the club smellin like gym socks and mashed potatoes"
Be sure to buy the book(yes it is real)
So long BASED one
"im livin in the world where the sun wanna kiss me, im doin it for the youth,tryna set the right example feel me?"
I tried to walk away from the ways of the BASED, but after talking to a friend on Facebook that also has discovered the teachings of Lil B.... I feel that i must continue to drop his knowledge.
BASED lines of the month
- "I make h***s mouth water(SWAG!) because i look like a Whopper(WOO!)smooth with that chopper(SWAG!) im gone like my father(WOO!)"
- "F*** that h** like a boss, like a dad, like I'm rad, like I'm Brad, like I'm Chad, like she naked, and she flexin'"
- "B****es su** my d!!! cuz I look like a frenchman, vous va soir n****, i'm on that neck like a lynchmen"
- (For you Jazz fans out there) "*****es su**my d!!!cause I look like John Stockton,hit em wit the choppa,Luke I am ur father"
I'm based now.
Welcome my friend....welcome
i actually like the wolfpack party song by the pac with lil b having a nice a verse to get it started. But yeah, watching his videos is rough. I bet he wont be bragging about being a pretty b***h if he was in prison.
I consider myself a fan of hiphop of its "truest" form. MCs such as Nas, One Be Lo, Lupe Fiasco, Immortal Technique and so on.
Soo.... I dont keep up with television or mainstream rap because 90% of is B.S. to me. Enlighten me of what this "Based God" is about? Ive heard of the term from my friends but I just try not ask what it means because I didnt want to sound like a square. What does it mean?
"Based" music is considered real hip-hop. He calls himself "Based God" because he created "based" music. The only problem is that only Lil B and his followers consider his music..... music, much less real hip-hop.
Well you have come to the right place my friend here are the 3 words and official definitions you will need to know.
Is when you dont care what people think
its a way of life
Doing what you want
how u want
wearing what u want
the LV book bag looks gay on you
idc im based
Refers to the rapper Lil B. Based includes having many hoes, being a mansion, swagging to the maximum, and looking like jesus. Thereupon, Lil B, the based god, is the god off all the above events.
"OMG BASED GOD YOU SWAG TO THE MAXIMUM, YOU CAN &$#%#&@! MY &$#%#&@! BASED GOD"
The Based God himself. The most swagged up person on the planet. A Pretty ass &$#%#&@!. Looks like Jesus, Paris Hilton, Mel Gibson, a martian, and anything you could think of. He will sleep with all your girls, and most likely your mom. You can only understand his teachings if you are based yourself.
Dude 1: "Have you heard that new Lil B? Its amazing man!"
Dude 2: "OH MY GOD. THANK YOU BASED GOD. YOU CAN &$#%#&@! MY &$#%#&@! AND DRIVE MY HONDA"
Dude 1: "exactly."
I almost wish I didn't ask lol. Sounds ignorant and stupid.
Lil B I'm Miley Cyrus
Lil B Talking:
Hey Baby, You know what the &$#%#&@! it is
Lil B in this &$#%#&@!
Yea, Shouts out to my girlfriend, you know what's up baby
I'm Miley Cyrus, I'm Miley Cyrus
Sorry Miley Cyrus, I'm Miley Cyrus
Cyrus, Cyrus I'm Miley Cyrus
Cyrus, Cyrus, I'm Miley Cyrus
Left hand Cyrus, right hand iced out
All the girls love me, all the guys hate me
Right hand Cyrus, girlfriend Cyrus
Driving no license
Tucan Sam, ice chain ultra-violet
Young Based God used to date MIley Cyrus
I look like Paris Hilton, chain Ellen DeGeneres, ring Mel Gibson, chain Jessica Simpson
Where's Trey Cyrus, I'm on the waterfront
Real hood shawty, swaged up to the maximum
I'm in the suburbs, walking no security
Left hand Cyrus, girls love my jewelery
Right hand Cyrus, young based Cyrus
Young Based God, and my girl Miley Cyrus
Bentley Coupe driving, 10, 000 diamonds
I'm Miley Cyrus, PARTY IN THE USA, Oh My God
(Chrous end to fade)
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Is this a reference to crack cocaine? Well, even if it isn't, this is absolutely awful. Like, I wish I could joke and say I like it, but I just can't do it. You are a better man than I McDunkin, a better man than I.
ps What Lil' B just said, was one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in his rambling, incoherent rap did he come close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this forum is now dumber for having listened to it. I award Lil' B no points, and may G-d have mercy on his soul.
Its okay Mike..i understand where you are coming from my friend.
When it comes to Lil B its hard to see what he is trying to say
But worry not...like OJJ, butidonthavemoney, mr.knick, and heck even myself before you...you will get it one day
Just call me visine because i will help you see clearly soon enough.
Only intellectuals like Mr. Dunkin and myself can fathom the sheer brilliance of "I'm Miley Cyrus" and other spiritual songs by the Based God.
Don't be jealous, mikey... WWBGD?
So true....so so true
Mikey just you wait buddy..i know its hard to understand someone with so much swag...i mean look at this mtv interview
Swag....inhabiting body....feeling presence of Miley Cyrus....why do I have so many haters?....is it because I am incredibly simple and obnoxious?.....rational thought leaving body....feeling like chef Hiroyuki Sakai in my cooking ability....freestyling while saying the first thing that comes to my mind, that is usually efemminate....tattooing my entire body with things no man should be proud of....acting like the biggest thing to hit this town since Hurricane Edna....Based transformation complete.
I do not know how it was done. Of course, now I have no want to know. Thank you BASED GOD!
ps. I hate you guys for doing this to me. Though, a lot less than Lil' B for existing in this form.
Welcome...now the real work begins i need you to turn in a 1 page summary of his award winning book
TAKIN’ OVER is Lil b’s rap to the world – a world that that the San Francisco-based star says is about to be Takin’ Over with THE POSITIVE, THE LOVE and ALL POSSIBILITIES for everyone. Written in the form of text messages and emails to his thousands of fans and friends, it reveals his inner-most feelings about LIFE, LOVE, and MUSIC.
One reviewer of TAKIN’ OVER called Lil b, “A rappin’, philosophizin’, teenage Ben Franklin.” It’s possibly the most positive and insightful book to yet come out of the “Anything is Possible” generation.
I Think I'm Based God
Oh my God this is a celebration Ohhhh myyy Gaaawd
I think I'm Based God
Oh-my-god swag everywhere, everything
&$#%#&@! I think I'm Based God everything foreign
&$#%#&@! sucked my dick, I'm Ralph Lauren
30 on my di$% cause I'm still &$#%#&@! touring
Based never die I be there next morning
Damn Based God pinky ring that's a robbery
Damn Based God all my &$#%#&@! think I'm Bill Gates
I'm Macintoshing, ring dipped in frosting
Young Based God &$#%#&@! the &$#%#&@! in Boston
Young Based God is an American superstar
Young Base God god damn I need an Espy
Damn I'm Wayne Gretzky, Kristi Yamaguchi
Everything Gucci the &$#%#&@! gave me coochie
Young Based God never fed my &$#%#&@! Sushi
&$#%#&@! kiss my ring cause I'm Kristi Yamaguchi
Chain Jessica Simpson I look like Tim McGraw
Hunned on my d&^k mother$#%#&@! it's Young Based God
Chimmy chang chang &$#%#&@! I think I'm Based God
30 on my di&^ and I stroke like A-Rod
Ni%%a &$#%#&@! with me Imma go A-Wall
&$#%#&@! suck my di&& ho think I'm Based God
Ni%%as &$#%#&@! with me
&$#%#&@! &$#%#&@! with me
Strapped with a nine and I look like Sam Cassell
30 on my di&& cause that &$#%#&@! rang my bell
Ni%%a lie to God then I bet he go to hell
&$#%#&@! I'm Earl Boykins, &$#%#&@! I think I'm Based God
AK-47 let you know that I'm hustlin
Straight 700, West Berkley Thuggin
Word around town Based God bought a &$#%#&@! today
Yeah I bought a girlfriend, I think I'm too lazy
&$#%#&@! thinks I'm crazy, &$#%#&@! I'll buy another one
Trickin off my a$$-cap, payin for that head-game
Young Based God bought a &$#%#&@! for a threesome
&$#%#&@! that's my taxes, payin for that head-game
&$#%#&@! what you heard I ain't got nothin to hear nothin
&$#%#&@! I'm so cold and I'm feelin like Soulja
&$#%#&@! I think I'm Based God, whip that nark like Noah
Chimmy chang chang &$#%#&@! I think I'm Based God
30 on my dick and I stroke like A-Rod
Ni%%$ &$#%#&@! with me Imma go A-Wall
&$#%#&@! suck my di*$ ho think I'm Based God
mcdunkin' what the &$#%#&@! is this man
Universal dont even fight it...just listen and join
join what tho
I am starting to think none of you even read the very first post of this thread...it explains it all
Lil B – Ellen Degeneres
Shouts out to Ellen Degeneres, feel me?
Swag! Lil B
Ellen Degeneres (swag!)
Ellen Degeneres (woo!)
I feel like Ellen
Right hand Ellen
Big blank rang
But I feel like Usher Raymond
Put me on the couches
Interview my girlfriend
Swag, swag, swag, swag
Brang-dang-dang your girlfriend
Girlfriend look like Ellen
Chain like Degeneres
"Damn Lil B, you done came up!
Now you touring heavy and your show costs 30 Gs
Damn BasedGod, you doing everything"
And I still swag harder
Iced-out ring real big like a charger
Yeah, he tight, but I'm swagging harder
See me on the Internet, 10 million Youtube
950 MySpace, 10 million MySpace
Young BasedGod met a girl off of MySpace
Now I'm on TV like Ellen Degeneres
"30 thousand for his show: oh he's so generous!"
See me on set at 10 o'clock
Practicing my lines, swag to the tenth
Backstage pass, VIP pass
Iced out ring, Iced out chain
Ellen Degeneres, you're so generous
Everybody shows up, everybody loves you
30 thousand Showtime, 20 thousand maybe
Ellen Degeneres: mamis go crazy
Name's Lil B but the girls call me Swayze
See me at the show, hair cut like a baby
Ask a hundred girls if they know what my name is
Lil B BasedGod, Ellen's so famous
From the soul, doing a cover from Prince's Purple Rain
from the soul
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Imaking6004 stay BASED my brother
For all you BASED God haters...even Lupe cooks
EVEN JUSTIN BIEBER!!!!
P.S. Based God came to my Bar Mitzvah...YOU CAN HAVE MY DRADEL BASED GOD!!!!
thank you so much The article is worth reading, I like it very much. I will keep your new articles.
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LIL B - SONIC BOOM ft SOULJA BOY
Its not as good as the pretty boy video....but it has its moments such as
- 1:06 The first and only evidence of a black Super Mario Brother
- 1:21 black Snooki
- 1:24 The first recorded "Mean Mug" in history
- 1:28 Too much swag
- 1:38 TOOOOOOO much swag
allright, i guess i gotta be that guy. I like based god aka lil b. Not saying all his stuff, but he has some good tracks. "Im god", "im the devil", "we can go down". I appologize.
I used to have confidence issues when dealing with girls. Then I heard this song and became forever #Based. This #Rare art changed my life and I now have 30 &$#%#&@! on my di@#. And If I ever meet Lil B I will sacrifice each and every one of them to him. Thank you Based God!!