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Summer School Bully Advice

me and this girl who i used to get along with, she started making fun of me via facebook chat so i argued back . then she was like wtf ho. so i said SHUT UP UR MoMS A LESBIAN ( because she is )I was hype that night, because my mom was making pizza rolls so i typed a load of **** to her saying Im GoNNA HIT UR DOG!. I didn’t realize how much trouble I got myself into. She said '' watch it in school!!!

she has connections with some of the hardest people in school ( today in school she came up to me and pushed me into the wall an yelled “say it to my face! '' then all her girlfriends and half the school crowded around and started to watch for this “fight” to happen. i didnt want to fight, so i said sorry, what more am i supposed to do?! So we both got sent into the office and she said to the teacher “IM NOT Taking his s*** ! I HATE HIM”, And so on. And they still keep looking for me to beat me up!!?!! what do i dooo??( im scared to go to school)


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Whatchu talkin bout Leroy????

Whatchu talkin bout Leroy????

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But onda real don't snitch u

But onda real don't snitch u gon get your ass beat even worst

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if she has the balls to hit

if she has the balls to hit u,

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lol damn. If you snitch you

lol damn.
If you snitch you really gonna get your ass beat by somebody.
Its crazy, but thats how it is these days.

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if she has the balls to hit

if she has the balls to hit u, then she has the balls to get her ass beat... im just sayin

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DUDE..LMAO!! Regular School

DUDE..LMAO!!

Regular School is about to Start NEXT WEEK..

How or Why the HELL are u still in Summer School?

Does anyone ELSE know yall are there?

Will the Grades you TURTLE KIDS get count as much as the Points on this Site?

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I will not believe this is a true story

but here is what you do

Stop talking and fake cry. That &$#%#&@! works. One time in my freshman year of college this guy said he was gonna beat me up, so I rolled around on the ground crying, then I started screaming “oh god no please dont hurt me”, then he walked away in disgust and I moved to a different town and changed my name and grew a mustache, but guess what? I was fakin the whole time, and that loser bought it. He’s gonna feel like such a loser if he reads this

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Learn kung fu grasshopper

Learn kung fu grasshopper

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if she has the balls to hit

if she has the balls to hit u, then she has the balls to get her ass beat... im just sayin
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There we go.
Im tired of all this, you cant hit girls bull&$#%#&@!.
When I was in 5th grade, girl punched me in the face, I threw her ass into the bookcase.
Why? Because you don't &$#%#&@! with me.

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I agree with you Wreckless. I

I agree with you Wreckless. I always say that if a woman thinks they can punch a man, they should be able to take a punch like a man.

And I don't hit girls, but if a girl keeps on hitting me and really wants to fight, I'd beat they ass with my Taekwondo.

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This happens to me at school

This happens to me at school 2, this girls picks on me 4 no reason, I got choked twice, by her, and I refuse to hit her. If you used to be friends, and she makes fun of you, maybe she likes you.

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Here's what you do: When

Here's what you do: When she's in your face antogonizing you and y'all do that thing where your both in each others face going "Wha?!" "What &$#%#&@!?!" "Whachoo gonna do ho?!" and so on and so forth just kiss her.
I'm going to assume she's a beast since you're worried she's going to beat your ass, so you prob don't want to kiss her, but it's better than getting beat up by a group of chicks. There's no going back from that. It's a story that will spread throughout the school and haunt you until you move far, far away. (Side note: Pretty sure that's what happened to Jeremy Tyler.)
So after you kiss her she will kiss you back because, well, she's a beast and nobody wants her and beasts need love too. Now you take her on a date or something and start making out with her and you can do all sorts of stuff to her that's like beating her up but she will enjoy it because its under the guise of love. Bite her, choke her, slap her etc. etc.
Problem solved. You get to hurt her without her knowing or you feeling bad because she's a chick, AND you prevented yourself from years of humiliation.

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Or you could try intimidation

Or you could try intimidation

1. Grow a Mr T Mowhawk

2. When she approaches you rip your shirt like Hulk Hogan

3. If #2 doesnt work and she hits you start hulking up
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OUw3xg7IbAs

4. Make a rap diss song

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This guy had a great plan, but you ruined it!
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Man maybe you could actually

Man maybe you could actually just like send her a heartfelt message on fb apologizing for actions saying you didnt mean what you say , you might come off as a chump but better then getting your ass beat

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lol

I think I somehow missed that phenomena. I have never played WOW, but I saw that episode of South Park, and seeing that Leeroy Jenkins youtube video made me laugh for like 5 minutes.

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&$#%#&@! her in the ass.

&$#%#&@! her in the ass.

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Leave a bag of cess in her

Leave a bag of cess in her mailbox, get her in trouble

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If shes talking so much crap..

You have the tools to shut (or occupy...) that mouth... LOL

but really i know what your talking about, just ignore them. shes an attention whore who is just a bi***.

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LMAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOO.........Th

LMAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOO.........This is the funniest thread to ever be made on this site LMFAO.

Wizkid said it best : "Whatchu talkin bout Leroy????" LMAO!

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Whip out the crane bro....

Whip out the crane bro....

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my .9 handles all my problems

my .9 handles all my problems

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Haha

Yea the Krane will definately freak those people out bro! There is no defense for the Krane kick....

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advice

Don't own a Facebook account cuz it's gay and only gets you into trouble.

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less talkin to chicks, more

less talkin to chicks, more playin basketball.
o wait, need chicks for food and blows

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Got 99 problems and a b**** is #1?

Another bit of advice

If there is one thing i learned from wrestling,comedy movies, and one King of the Hill episode its that the low blow NEVER works on girls...

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dude, just take your beating

dude, just take your beating and move on, fight back a little, the whole ordeal will be over and if u knock someone out u might get some street cred too. and how old r u? because ignore my message if you are older than 15 because after that age you r liable to get jumped outside school too.

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Study this post or forever be a punk ass &$#%#&@!!

Listen to these songs about 10 times each. Smoke a couple blunts, drink a 40. Let her hit you first then slap a ho call it self defense. Let her know wats really good you feel me. Badmon do badmon tings no inbetween you zee it.

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Walk normally in the hallways

Walk normally in the hallways like nothing happened, and talk to her as if you were good friends. Like hold her hand and do fake laughs and see what she does.

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Tell that b-itch to drop out

Tell that b-itch to drop out of school and get her as.s to the kitchen where it belongs

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When I was in 5th grade, girl

When I was in 5th grade, girl punched me in the face, I threw her ass into the bookcase.
Why? Because you don't &$#%#&@! with me.

Lmao Wreckless +1 for that

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I would recommend an

I would recommend an eletro-shock collar...

Keeps them &$#%#&@!'s in line.

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leroy I am going to tell you

leroy

I am going to tell you something that always works. See, if the girl tries to get some guys to jump you just drop your pants. They will be like "wtf" and then they will not attack you because your wang will be dangling around.

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lol, at this topic. A couple

lol, at this topic.

A couple years ago I was on this booze cruise and I got in this argument with a fat ghetto chick. and she started throwing punches at me. Hit me once with a frickin haymaker. I told her not to do it again. She did and I threw her off the boat.

I'd never hit a girl but I'm not gonna let my 6-5, 220 lb ass get kicked by one either.

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I know some of you may think

I know some of you may think that girls can't fight or whatever, but I beg to differ. When I was in 5th grade, I told a tomboy to punch me as hard as she can in the stomach. I'm not gonna lie -- it hurt like hell. Two years later, that same girl broke my friend's jaw -- and chipped two of his teeth -- after he kept questioning her sexuality. She did it with one punch, too. No, he wasn't some skinny f.ag. He was one of the biggest kids in my class.

A woman (18+) may not be able to offer a man much of a match, but they can fight up until 8th grade, when the two sexes start to develop separately. I don't know what grade you're in, Arnold, but be prepared to block/duck.

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i got slapped a couple times

i got slapped a couple times by an ex girlfriend. Dumped her after the second time. Sucked too becasue i was driving from sacramento to la with her to meet my family for thanksgiving, and we got in an argument about an hour from LA and she slapped me. I turned around and drove right back up to sac without saying a word and dropped her off.

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I can alreadt see how its gonna go down
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This is something I thought

This is something I thought was relevant to this. It's worth the time, really eye opening.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eplLem4jPs&feature=related

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I wonder how it went. lol.

I wonder how it went.
lol.

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How did It go?

How did It go?

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everyone on this topic has

everyone on this topic has gotten a lot of points so im gonna say something

Dog.

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his mom isnt worried..she

his mom isnt worried..she said hopefully he'll be home by dinner

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I really hoped he decked her

I really hoped he decked her &$#%#&@! one good time.

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I really hoped he decked her

I really hoped he decked her &$#%#&@! one good time.

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Nothing gets the family to

Nothing gets the family to come together like domestic violence...

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Man perhaps you can really

Man perhaps you can really just like send her a heartfelt message on fb apologizing for actions saying you didnt mean what you say , you could appear off as a chump but far better then acquiring your ass beat
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I hate each and every one of

I hate each and every one of you jerks

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