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It was 9 O'clock and Aran Smith was reclining in his favorite chair in the billiard room of his mansion. He looked out the window at the ominous storm clouds over head. His guests should be here any minute. He got up and began to pace through the various rooms of his house. First the study, then the library, then the conservatory, then the dining room, then the conservatory, then the hall, then the secret passageway, then the kitchen. He couldn't shake the feeling of foreboding he had.

Suddenly, the maid, OrangeJuiceJones, called Aran. "They're here!"

Aran walked to the door. His guests had arrived...


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Dibs

Give me a minute and I'll continue this.

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Bam

Standing at the front of the door were seven of the eight guests Aran invited. The group of tli232, RUDEBOY, nbanflguy, Y2G, Cynthia, MandyLee and marcusfizer21 were each greeted and then invited into the living area of the house, where Aran had arranged enough seating for all eight of his expected guests.

"Esteemed posters, thank you for coming." Aran announced to the group that was getting comfortable in front of him. "We all love NBADraft.net, and not without good reason. Our forums are active, creative and mentally stimulating, and our draft analysis is always direct and informative. While we're the most popular basketball draft website in the world, we lack one important quality that can skyrocket our worldwide appeal and dramatically increase the hits our site receives: imagery..."

"Imagery?" Y2G inquired. "You mean like pictures?"

"I mean like sexuality." Aran snapped back. "When it comes to the imagery on the Internet these days, you need sexuality. That's why we're here. I've brought the eight sexiest members on the site together today because I need you all to start modeling for me."

RUDEBOY immediately stood up and ripped off his shirt, exposing his cut upper body. "Let's do this." He said confidently.

"But wait, where's NoMoney?", nbanflguy asked. "He's probably the best looking guy on the site."

"Don't worry, he's coming later." Aran replied. "Anyway, so I'm thinking we'll do a few shoots with MandyLee fir--

"Sir, another guest has arrived." OJJ interrupted.

"Perfect. You're just in time No--" Aran froze as he looked toward the door and saw the awkward stance of the pale, 4'10" McDunkin.

"Hi, guys!" exclaimed McDunkin as he waddled over to the group. "I'm finally here!"

"Where's NoMoney?" asked a horrified Aran_Smith.

"Oh, he said he couldn't make it. He sent me here instead."

"Pssh..." Aran scoffed. "NoMoney never told me anything, and he wouldn't have sent you unless..." Aran paused. "Oh, God no..."

Aran bolted over to his laptop and frantically typed something into the address bar. He then slowly took several steps backwards and pulled his hair back with his hands. "He defected... He took my idea and he defected..." Aran said as he fell to his knees.

The group ran over to the computer screen, only to see NoMoney and Jonathon Givony modeling provocatively on the DraftExpress homepage.

"I'm finished." Aran said to himself with his head down. "We're not the best anymore. We can't top that. We'll never top that."

"We'll just have to think of something better." tli232 said back to him in an attempt to comfort him.

"We can't." Aran replied. "We can't unless... Unless we take it a step further..." Aran then raised his head back up. He looked at his group and then sprung back to his feet. "We have to take it a step further. If they're going to strip, we'll just have to take it a step further. The eight of you are going to have to take it a step further..."

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NoMoney, you took my murder mystery and made it gay!

"All right guys, let's make this interesting. I'll turn all the lights off, and when they come back on, we'll see what everyone-"

Suddenly, the doorbell rang again. "Oh, fabulous," said Aran. "The ninth man has arrived."

Into the room walked MikeyV. "All right, gentlemen. This is MikeyVTheDon. He is a promising young trainee on such matters and we have hired him straight out of The Academy ("Hey, isn't that where tli got his Douche-ology degree?" asked NBAnNFLGuy. "It was an F'ing certification!" said tli). As I was saying, I shall have OrangeJuiceJones turn off all the lights and, when they come back on, let's see what everyone has come up with."

Ojj flipped the master switch. He waited for the signal and, as it failed to come, the stripped-down guests began to get anxious...and cold. Finally, Ojj flipped the switch.

Y2G was the first to see the body. Aran Smith was lying on the floor, dead, with a knife in his back.

The 10 looked at each other. One of them was a killer...

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We got this NoMoney!

Gay murder mystery, here we come!

We're creating a whole new genre of fiction!

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I assume we're all waiting

I assume we're all waiting for the young and handsome South Asian detective to come and solve the crime as easily as getting JR Smith to settle for a 30 footer.

And Gramps, what about that DBQ on the AP World Exam! I knew the answer by heart, lol.

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"RUDEBOY immediately stood up

"RUDEBOY immediately stood up and ripped off his shirt, exposing his cut upper body. "Let's do this." He said confidently."

This

""Perfect. You're just in time No--" Aran froze as he looked toward the door and saw the awkward stance of the pale, 4'10" McDunkin."

this

"Aran bolted over to his laptop and frantically typed something into the address bar. He then slowly took several steps backwards and pulled his hair back with his hands. "He defected... He took my idea and he defected..." Aran said as he fell to his knees."

and this cracked me up so bad. I can't even describe how hard I laughed at this. NoMoney you are a god.

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There's

There's nothing gay about six male posters and two female posters starting an erotica label. Too bad you blew that to hell. There was some real potential for drama and innovation.

Anyway, I'll hold up and give somebody else a chance to jump in. Popcorn mystery is a tricky genre, as the authors take the story in different directions (as always in popcorn) and really can't give any readers a chance to solve the crime themselves. You can't develop any rapport between the plot and reader of a mystery story when the solution isn't already determined. That's why most mystery writers come up with the end first and work backwards.

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Finally

"NoMoney you are a god."

I've been waiting three years for somebody to say this to me.

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ok NoMoney

You're the pro. Take this in whatever direction you think is best. I'll follow your lead.

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ha ok i will give this a go

ha ok i will give this a go in a second

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Everyone just stood there

Everyone just stood there frozen in shock. There on the ground lay Aran Smith. Dead as a doornail with a knife in his back.

"wtf just happened?!?!?", Nbanflguy shrieked.

MikeyV knelt next to their slain leader and took a closer look.

"hmmmmm well I would say that when OJJ flipped the light switch into the down position, The electricity to the light sockets was cut in two, the electrons could no longer flow into the socket thereby turning the lightbulbs off. Once the lightbulb was off there was darkness and none of us could see anything. During this time of darkness, somebody in the room took out a knife. It was probably stashed in their pants somewhere, most likely in a pocket. They then reached towards Aran Smith and proceeded to move the knife in a fast downward motion. This pierced Aran's skin and possibly severed an artery. Everybody knows that if you severy an artery you bleed out rather quickly. Once Aran no longer had enough blood in his body, his organs shut down and he his heart stopped beating and his brain stopped working and-

"So basically he was stabbed and is dead", Cynthia interupted.

"Precisely" MikeyV replied.

"Hide yo neighbors, hide yo wife, hide yo husband, or else they gona get got!" Mcdunkin said with a goofy grin on his face.

Everyone just stood still, staring at McDunkin. He was standing there with the same goofy grin on his face.

marcusfizer21, elbowed Y2G and whispered, "is there something wrong with him?"

with a sigh Y2G responded, "Everyone just give him a thumbs up so we can move on and try to get to the bottom of this"

All members of the group meekly put their right hand in the air and gave a thumps up.

"Allright! +9 baby!" McDunkin hooted and hollered.

Suddenly there was a knock at the door.

"Did someone call the cops?" RUDEBOY asked

Nbanflguy went to the door and opened it

"Sorry I am late guys.", Aamir apologized as he walked in the door. "What did I miss?"

"Alot actually" Cynthia replied. The group sat down and explained the situation

"So thats what we are dealing with", OJJ said. "Aran is dead and one of us is the killer."

"Ok....... Well did anyone see how the Lakers made 41-42 shots for the charity stripe?" Aamir asked

Nbanflguy chimed in, "Dude seriously? Aran is dead and there is a murderer among us and thats what you have to say?"

"Woah, woah, woah, woah. Guys I came here to talk ball. If we are not going to do that then I am out of here." Aamir responded.

"We could go to my house and talk ball. I have a nice comfy basement and we could chill and talk ball" Tli said.

"Now this guy gets me!", Aamir screamed in delight.

"Sorry Aamir, we cant let Tli leave. He might be the killer" Cynthia said

"ughhh fineeeee". Aamir stormed out.

"well that was interesting........ " Y2G said. "Now we need to get to the bottom of this. We know one of us is the killer and when I find out who did it they are going to get super kicked so hard!" Y2G stood up and kicked his leg into the air. "Yeah just like that. Nailed it. I am the best in the world at what I do"

Everyone just stared at Y2G with a confused look on their face as he limped to a chair holding the his hamstring.

The group sat in silence for 5 minutes before OJJ spoke up. "Ok...... well that was weird. But anyways it is time to get to the bottom of this. Aran is dead and one of us killed him"

"How do you know one of us killed him?", Nbanflguy asked

OJJ took out a flashlight and shined it on his face for special effect. "Because we are the only ones here and ALL of us have reasons to want him gone!"

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"Wait guys," Cynthia said.

"Wait guys," Cynthia said. "Lets think about this. Solving this crime is going to take a lot of hard work and by the time we solve it more of us will be dead and 1 of us will be in jail. All the people who are dead or in jail would no longer be able to post on nbadraft.net. Do you really think Aran would want that? Yes Aran is dead and there is no bringing him back right now, but thats not what really matters. Lets do what he would have wanted us to do.

"Strip!!!", Y2G yelled exictedly.

In a matter of seconds clothes were scattered accross the room and everyone was naked.

Everyone took one look at the 4'10 and pale McDunkin. "Woah McDunkin you can keep your clothes on. You can run the camera" MikeyV said with disgust.

"Is it weird that I have a boner right now?", Tli asked.

"Dude it would be weird if you didnt." Nbanflguy replied.

"Alright lets do this thing!" RUDEBOY said

And their adventure began

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"Ok....... Well did anyone

"Ok....... Well did anyone see how the Lakers made 41-42 shots for the charity stripe?" Aamir asked

Nbanflguy chimed in, "Dude seriously? Aran is dead and there is a murderer among us and thats what you have to say?"

"Woah, woah, woah, woah. Guys I came here to talk ball. If we are not going to do that then I am out of here." Aamir responded.

LMFAO! Omg that ish was hilarious! hahahahah

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4'10 and pale McDunkin why?

4'10 and pale McDunkin

why?

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Me Gusta Mucho

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BAM!

"So eager to change the subject, eh Cynthia?" McDunkin said in his thick-Canadian accent. "That is so typical of somebody that probably killed Aran. After all, with his strict no-girls allowed policy, your days on the site were numbered with him still alive." Cynthia slowly fell backwards into her seat, uneasy about the sudden confrontation.

"And don't think we forgot aboot you!" McDunkin continued as his pointed finger moved toward MandyLee. "You were banned several years ago. Was this your final plan for revenge? Wouldn't surprise me.

"nbanflguy and Y2G have been sour at the site's administration since then Johnny Chill incident, RUDEBOY has been angry since Aran messed up his account for a few weeks and only allowed him to write in the subject line of his posts and fizer was suspended by Aran after sending lewd pictures to various members of the site via email."

marcusfizer21 looked around slightly uncomfortable. "It's ironic, considering he called me over here tonight for the same reason."

"Oh, but I'm not finished." McDunkin continued. "OrangeJuiceJones has been striped of all dignity and respect after Aran started making him wear the French maid outfit and tli232 has resented Aran since he forbid playing Lady Gaga music at the Draft.net offices."

"Huh?" asked the distracted tli232 who was still entraced by RUDEBOY's shirtless muscle flexing. "Oh, yeah. Maybe."

"knicksfan7 looks pretty guilty if you ask me." a voice said from the corner of the room.

"Hm? What?" stuttered McDunkin. "No, you can't point the finger at yourself, knicksfan7. You just-- Wait... How long have you been here?"

"The whole time." replied knicksfan7

Cynthia scratched her chin. "Actually, I don't remember you from--"

"THE WHOLE TIME!" knicksfan7 insisted.

"Alright then." McDunkin replied. "So which one of you is the killer?"

"Well what about you?" asked MandyLee. "I know some great sites for designer handbags, and Aran implied that you weren't good enough to be a model." Everybody's eyes turned back to McDunkin (with the exception of tli, who was still focused on RUDEBOY).

"Hey, yeah." Y2G said. "He did insult you right before he was killed."

"Well, maybe." McDunkin said as he picked up a corncob pipe from Aran's desk and put it in his mouth. "I guess we all had a reason to kill Aran. But let's not forget that Aran wasn't killed until right after mikeyv got here. He's obviously--" McDunkin stopped as he looked around the room. "Hey, where is mikeyv?"

The remaining suspects surveyed the room. "I didn't see him leave." OrangeJuiceJones said.

"knicksfan7 is gone too." nbanflguy added.

marcusfizer stood up slowly. "So is Aran's body..."

The remaining nine members in the room gasped collectively. They nervously looked at each other to determine their next move. Should they should try to save his website with their collective sexuality, solve the mystery of his murder and subsequent kidnapping, or could they achieve both at the same time?

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NoMoney you have some

NoMoney you have some competition as a god now.

""hmmmmm well I would say that when OJJ flipped the light switch into the down position, The electricity to the light sockets was cut in two, the electrons could no longer flow into the socket thereby turning the lightbulbs off. Once the lightbulb was off there was darkness and none of us could see anything. During this time of darkness, somebody in the room took out a knife. It was probably stashed in their pants somewhere, most likely in a pocket. They then reached towards Aran Smith and proceeded to move the knife in a fast downward motion. This pierced Aran's skin and possibly severed an artery. Everybody knows that if you severy an artery you bleed out rather quickly. Once Aran no longer had enough blood in his body, his organs shut down and he his heart stopped beating and his brain stopped working and-"

""well that was interesting........ " Y2G said. "Now we need to get to the bottom of this. We know one of us is the killer and when I find out who did it they are going to get super kicked so hard!" Y2G stood up and kicked his leg into the air. "Yeah just like that. Nailed it. I am the best in the world at what I do""

You guys have no idea how often that second paragraph actually happens...

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ha ok next part is coming

ha ok next part is coming soon

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1400 posts, over 6000 points,

1400 posts, over 6000 points, millions of GIFs/pictures, rap freestyles galore, and I still can't get a mention in this popcorn story......my man boobs are bigger than Cynthia's boobs!

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Meh Now mention me in the

Meh

Now mention me in the story!.........and give me points

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"Ok guys we need to split up

"Ok guys we need to split up and look for clues." McDunkin whispered nervously. "Shaggy and Scooby you check the kitchen, Velma you got the library, and Daphne and I will look in the Study"

The group sat in silence and did not move. Finally RudeBoy broke the silence. "Uh what the hell?"

McDunkin blushed. His pale skine turning a weird shade of pinkish red. "Uh well.... yeah. My bad. Isnt that how you always start a mystery"

"This isnt Scooby flippin doo" Cynthia replied in an annoyed tone. "Looks like I am going to have to take the lead on this one. Alright guys we need to---

"Woman cant lead. Unless it is in the kitchen!" Rudeboy interupted, while laughing.

Cynthia immediatly went up and punched Rudeboy in the stomach. He doubled over in pain. "That was a little too easy." Cynthia thought to herself. She kneeled down and took a closer look. "Those are not real muscles! Thats just a drawing of muscles with a sharpie!" Everyone burst out laughing except for Tli who had a dissapointed look on his face.

"Alright guys" Cynthia said. "Let me try this again. First everyone needs to put their clothes back on. We are going to try to solve this thing before we do our modeling."

Y2G interupted her. "I think I am just going to keep my clothes off if its alright with you."

"It is not alright with me" She responded.

"Well I am still doing it." Y2G replied.

"Fine ok. Whatever. We are going to split up and look for clues. Y2G and Nbanflguy will look in the halls upstairs. McDunkin and OJJ can look in the dining room. RudeBoy and Tli can check the basement. Mandy, marcusfizer, and I will be a 3 person team and we will check the study. Ok Everyone, remember we are looking for clues of the murderer, aran's body, MikeyV, and knicksfan7"

"I am right here!" Knicksfan7 yelled. "I never moved. How can you not notice me?!?!?!"

"My bad." Nbanflguy said. "You can just stay here and chill"

The group got their clothes on, except for Y2G, and split into their groups. We first will join the team of Nbanflguy and Y2G in the halls upstairs.

Nbanflguy and Y2G, each with a flashlight in hand nervously looked around the halls upstairs.

"Dude who do you think would win in a fight, me or a polar bear on rollerblades?" Nbanflguy asked

"Def the polar bear", Y2G responed with annoyance.

"But dude he is on roller blades"

"Doesnt matter. I would never pick you to win"

Suddenly their was a laugh at the end of the hallway. The boys froze. "What was that?" Nbanflguy asked. They shined their flashlights to the end of the hall. "O good. It is just a hot girl"

Y2G said, "Dont you think it is kind of weird to have a hot girl just chilling up here.

"No not really. She is lucky. I was about to swing over their and shoot some webs and kick her ass"

"Dude you are not spiderman dumbass. Lulz" Y2G replied. "I was going to RKO that muthaf*cker."

"Whats up?" The guys asked the girl, but there was no response.

Suddenly the girl reached up and started peeling away at her skin. "Good god. I think I am going to be sick" Y2H said squirmishly. "I dont think that is a girl, Y2G" Nbanflguy whispered. All the skin was finally removed and there at the end of the hallway was nbanflguy. "O good. It is just me over there." nbanflguy guy said with relief.

Suddenly the other nbanflguy started taking his skin off to. "Why am I doing that!?!?!?!?" Nbanflguy shrieked

Under the nbanflguy skin was the most hideous man the guys had ever seen. The man smiled an evil smile. "Hey shower buddies. Did you miss me?"

"OH MY GOD!!!" The guys said in unison. "It is 2 on 1! We can take him" Nbanflguy said.

"You fool. I do not need your help. I am the best in the world" Y2G replied.

The naked Y2G got in a power up stance. 'Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" He screamed. 23 minutes later he was ready. "instant transmission!" He put his finger on his forehead and then ran at the evil man. "lets see how you like a super kick!" He kicked the air close to Jonny Chill's face and slaped his thigh to make a kicking sound. Turning around he ran his hands through his weathered hair. 'He just got knocked the f*ck out!" He yelled triumphently.

"Uh dude." Nbanflguy sighed. "You didnt make contact"

Y2G twirled around. "What?!? You are the worst seller ever! Looks like I have to do it aga---"

Before he could finish his sentence Johnny Chill had him around the throat. He picked him up and slammed him to the ground. Y2G lay motionless. Johnny began walking towards Nbanflguy slowly.

"Dude are you alive?!?" Nbanflguy screamed.

"Yeah! He just got me with a finisher" Y2G replied.

"Dude get up!" Nbanflguy yelled as Johnny got closer and closer

"Man come on. It was a finisher. I cant just get up" Y2G responed

Suddenly Y2G used his hands and legs to spring into the air and land on his feet. He did not succeed and he fell back on his backside defeated.

Nbanflguy started to sprint away but did not get very far before he seemed to trip on nothing in particular. He looked in horror as Johnny walked towards him at a snailspace.

"If you were walking any slower you would be going backwards!" Nbanflguy said with a laugh, but he did not get up.

The others who were scattered accross the mansion heard a blood curdling scream...................

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NO! STOP! first of all im not

NO! STOP! first, im not Canadian and second if i would kill someone for making fun of me....Daneboys and Nomoneys deaths would be wayyyy past overdue

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You know me so f*cking well!

You know me so f*cking well!

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You know what happens when you don't invite Raef to your parties, don't you?

You get Raef'd.

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Of course the Bffff would get
  1. Of course the Bffff would get there own action packed chapter
  2. Wizkid, TOL 23 and IMBW better show up soon
  3. I better not die like in the las story....from a freaking Favors joke really nomoolah?
  4. I bet 5$ Y2G has a Mac Miller shirt on
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Someone needs to continue

Someone needs to continue this!

EDIT: McDunkin, of course we had our own chapter. Who wouldn't want to hear about us?

Double EDIT: I do not liar!

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ha McDunkin I have a role for

ha McDunkin I have a role for you already picked out. We will see what other people do with the story first

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Alright

I've got the next one.

No worries, McDunkin. We're taking care of you in this story. I'm even spelling your name right.

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Rewind

The following takes place as Y2G and nbanflguy are on their adventure.

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MandyLee, marcusfizer and Cynthia entered the study, hoping to find a clue that would explain the untimely death and disappearance of Aran_Smith.

Cynthia reassumed her leadership role by assigning everybody places to look. "Alright fizer, I want you to check the fireplace. Mandy, why don't you search through that desk. I'll see if I can't find something on his computer."

MandyLee opened the first drawer of the desk, then the second, then the third. "There's nothing but half-eaten chicken-parmesan sandwiches in this desk." she explained. "Do you want to convert M2TS to iPad? Now I share with you this best M2TS to iPad Converter, which enables you to convert M2TS to iPad with just a few simple clicks, and it is good in output quality and fast in speed. M2TS to iPad Converter provides the easiest way to convert M2TS to iPad. This perfect M2TS to iPad Converter is your first choice if you want to convert M2TS to iPad. M2TS to iPad Converter provides you with video joining, trimming, cropping and adding watermark effect, video effecting functions. So you can get well-preparation ahead of converting M2TS to iPad."

"Yeah..." marcusfizer added. "There's nothing but burnt chicken-parmesan sandwiches in this fireplace as well."

"Chicken-parmesan sandwich recipes, chicken-parmesan sandwich nutritional info, chicken-parmesan sandwich newsletter..." Cynthia said as she read through Aran's Internet history. "Oh, here's an email from you fizer."

"I wouldn't open that..." marcusfizer said.

"Why? Got something to hide?" Cynthia scoffed. "Well, I'm going to open th--" Projectile vomit erupted from Cynthia all over Aran's 1984 Macintosh computer as she view the contents of the email.

She doubled-over as she tried to catch her breath. "I think we've cleared the study." she managed to say between her coughing as she turned off the monitor.

Suddenly, the trio heard the sound of a car door shutting. They each briefly looked at each other before running back out of the mansion and into the front yard.

They saw a windowless white van parked near the front of the house. The paint on it was chipped and the license plates were removed.

"I can't imagine this is Aran's." Cynthia explained as she continued to try to spit the taste of vomit out of her mouth. "fizer, open it up and check it out."

marcusfizer took a deep breath and approached the back of the van. He reached the handle and quickly swung the door open. "HYYYAHHHH!" he cried, not knowing what to expect. "Who are... Oh, my..." he said as he started to realize what he was looking at.

"Is that Aran?" asked MandyLee. "Why is he naked? What are all these other naked bodies doing here?"

"Arrghh, that smell." fizer said as he covered his nose with his shirt. "It smells like hand lotion, vaseline, rotten eggs and rancid afterbirth."

"This is almost as disgusting as that email." Cynthia explained before bringing her finger to her mouth. "Shhh... Do you hear that?" she whispered quietly. "Someone's coming."

A whistling tune was approaching the van. The trio quietly closed the door and hid behind a nearby bush only to see a pantsless knicksfan7 skipping to the back of the van.

"knicksfan7?" fizer inquired, blowing his group's cover.

The suddenly startled knicksfan7 stumbled backwards. "What-- What are you guys doing here?"

"So it was you..." Cynthia explained. "You killed Aran so you could bring his dead body to your van and rape him."

"Ewww..." MandyLee said. "Lose weight and increase your sexual performance with Colon Blow."

"Whoa, whoa, whoa..." knicksfan7 explained as he picked himself back up. "First of all, it's not rape if he's not alive. Second, I didn't kill him. Hell, I wasn't even here until after he died. I just never let a good body go to waste.

"That's repulsive!" marcusfizer shouted. "Leave Aran and get the hell out of here!"

"Fine," knicksfan7 said. "At least I got some pictures already."

"Just get out of here you disgusting necrophiliac!" Cynthia screamed.

knicksfan7 hopped into his van and drove away, leaving Aran's dead, naked body behind.

"Well that solves one mystery." a still shaken Cynthia explained. "But we still don't know what happened to mikeyv or who killed Aran. At least the sexual deviant is go--"

"Hey, is everything okay?" tli232 interrupted as he emerged from the front of the house. "I thought I heard screaming.

"Yeah, we found Aran. He was..." fizer paused. "Wait, what are you wearing? Why would a leather thong need suspenders? And why are you wearing a dog-collar."

tli took a step back. "It's all prescription. Doctor's orders."

"Doctor's orders?" asked Cynthia.

"Increase your penis size in just two short weeks." added MandyLee.

"Whatever. Did you find anything in the basement?" asked fizer.

"Hm? Oh. I'm still looking." tli said as he scratched the back of his head. "Yeah, it's a big basement."

"Where's RUDEBOY?" asked Cynthia.

"Hm? Oh. I thought he was with you." he explained. "I haven't seen him."

Cynthia skeptically looked at MandyLee. "Well, I saw him go down there with you."

"Hm? Oh. No. No, he wasn't. I'm going back down there to look some more." tli said as he made his way toward the house. "I'll let you guys know if I find anything. Just don't come down there."

tli disappeared back into the house, leaving the group outside scratching their heads until they heard a blood-curdling scream coming from inside the mansion.

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It's a good thing I find

It's a good thing I find necrophilia funny or I may have been a tad bit disturbed.

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Ok next chapter is being

Ok next chapter is being worked on now

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Hey guys, Aamir543 does have

Hey guys, Aamir543 does have some time to come and put this thing to rest and let Aran's soul live in rest before the OKC-LA game...............

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The following takes place

The following takes place while everyone else is searching for clues

"The thing about gifs is that they can help express a person's individuality and sense of humor. Gifs are just part of the world's culture right now and I wouldnt have it any other way. There also a great way to rack up points on the net. Yeah some people call me a point whore, but I would rather be a point whore than a street whore, ya know?" McDunkin said to Ojj as they searched the kitchen for clues.

"What?" OJJ responded

"The thing about gifs is that they can help express a per--"

"No I heard you the first time, I just dont care!" OJJ snapped at McDunkin

"Woah, thats a neg" McDunkin snapped defensively

Orange Juice Jones ignored him as he looked in the cuboards and the pantry for any sort of clues.

"What in the dickens is this?" McDunkin was staring in the fridge he had just opened.

OJJ walked over and took a look. There was no food or drinks in this fridge. It was a door to another room. It was a secret passage.

"Well I will be damned thats odd" OJJ said. "Lets take a closer look"

"Cant tell if serious....." McDunkin said

"What?" OJJ said

"Cant tell if ser----"

"No I heard what you said, but what do you mean?" OJJ said in a pissed off tone

"I am not going in there. Its dark and we dont know whats in there." McDunkin whispered

"Alright well suit yourself"

OJJ bent down and entered the passage. Inside was a dark hallway. It was narrow and some torches were on the wall. OJJ picked one up and started walking slowly. Suddenly the fridge door slammed behind him.

"Well &$#%#&@!." OJJ said nervously

It was much darker now, but the flame still showed him what was in front of him. He walked slowly and carefully for what seemed like hours, but was probably only a few minutes. He came to a door. The door made a creaking sound as he opened it.

"Hello." He called out. "Is anyone there?"

He moved his torch around the room. He spotted some papers lying on the ground. He picked one up and used his torch to read it.

'What the hell?" He said outloud.

The papers were samples of MikeyV's writtings and informative posts, but they were not for nbadraft.net. They were for 'the site whom we do not speak of'

"Thats odd" OJJ thought to himself.

He found more papers. Each was written by MikeyV, but not for nbadraft.net. There was one paper that was different though. It was the designs for some sort of brain removal device. "What is going on here?!?" OJJ said nervously. Suddenly he saw something in the corner of his eye. He spun around and what he saw made him vomit in his mouth and his knees buckle..... There in the corner was the body of nbadraft.net legend MikeyV. There was one major problem..... His head was missing.

Suddenly a blood curdling scream echoed throughout the house.

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Joewolf1 awkwardly entered

Joewolf1 awkwardly entered the room and silently passed out fliers with printed stats comparing Hot Rod Williams and Kevin Duckworth during the 1990-91 season.

He then left the room.

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ok i am going to finish this

ok i am going to finish this up

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Nbanflguy's eyes opened. He

Nbanflguy's eyes opened. He was in a bright room. He looked around. The room was blue tiled and there appeared to be no door. Y2G was just starting to wake up on the opposite side of the room.

"Where are we?" He asked.

"I have no idea." Nbanflguy replied

Y2G stood up gingerly. "Dude why are you naked?" he asked

Nbanflguy looked down. To his horror his clothes were no longer there. "Wtf is going on!!!" He screamed

Suddenly a voice came out of a speaker on the ceiling. "It appears I was wrong about you two being the same person, but I will not be made a to look like a fool. I knew you f*gs were shower buddies and I am going to prove it to the world!"

"Dude what is your f*cking problem?!?" Nbanflguy yelled back. "We are not shower buddies! We both have girlfriends!"

"O really?" Johnny chill asked. "Look around you. Look where you are."

The guys looked around them and saw details they never saw before. There was soups, shampoos, and other assortments of stuff.

"Good god! We are in a giant shower!" Y2G yelled

"O good. Looks like people from the &$#%#&@! city Eden Prairie are not as stupid as I thought."

"Dude we have been over this. Eden Prairie is one of the best places to live in the world" Nbanflguy responded.

"Shut up! I make the rules! I am god!" Johnny Chill replied

"Bullsh*t!" Y2g countered. "I am god! You are nothing but a worm!"

"Enough!" Chill yelled

Suddenly water started pouring from the ceiling. The shower had started. The room was filling with water rapidly and soon the guys had little room to breath.

Johnny's voice came back on. "You were born shower buddies and you will now die shower buddies."

"Well this is it." Y2G said sadly

"I am going to try something." Nbanflguy said. "Pizza rolls! Free Pizza rolls!" He yelled

"What the hell?" Y2G thought

Water had now completely filled the room. Minutes later both men were seconds from passing out. Suddenly there was an explosion and the water and boys flowed out of the room. The boys coughed and gasped for air. Suddenly a voice bellowed.. "WHERE ARE THE PIZZA ROLLS?!?!?" The friends looked up and saw short man. He was dark skinned and had an afro. He had a belt filled with grenades and a shotgun around his back. "WHERE ARE THE PIZZA ROLLS?!?!?!" The man yelled again.

Nbanflguy stammered "Ar are ya you Leroy Jenkins?"

"No sh*t. Who the f*ck do you think I am? Black Santa Clause? Now I am going to ask you one more time. Where are the pizza rolls?"

"There isnt any pizza rolls?" Y2G answered. There was a flash of light and the man was gone.

"Wow I cant believe that actually worked." Nbanflguy said. "I thought we were going to die in a watery grave"

"Aint no grave can hold my body down" Y2G replied.

"Dude you didnt do anything" Nbanflguy argued

Footsteps echoed and the boys hid. Johnny chill entered the room.

Y2G whispered, "Follow my lead."

Y2G exited his hiding spot and yelled "Hey Chill! Look here"

Johnny Chill turned around and froze in fear.

Y2G was bent over with his penis tucked underneath behind him.

"F*g!" Y2G yelled. "Thats the goat b*tch! You get 4 punches!"

Y2G sprinted towards Johnny Chill and punched him 4 times.

Johnny Chill stumbled and toppled backwards.

Y2G sprinted out of the room and Nbanflguy followed, locking the door behind him. "DSG never fails" Y2G said excitedly as they ran back to join the others.........

.....................................

The group all met up in the living room of the house and explained what all happened.

"But we still dont know who killed Aran and MikeyV" Nbanflguy said.

"Oh but we do" Cynthia said. "JoeWolf gave us these innocent looking flyers." She showed everyone the flyers with printed stats comparing Hot Rod Williams and Kevin Duckworth during the 1990-91 season. "But when we looked at the back there was a code. We cracked it. The killer is--------------"

Suddenly the door swung open.

"You just couldnt stay out of my business" Nomoney entered the room.

"Nomoney it was you?!?! But why?!?!" OJJ asked.

"Simple really. Aran's modeling idea was so good. You see when his idea was leaked to "the other draft site" they wanted it for themselves. It was the perfect idea to make the "other site" the superior website.

"But why does it matter to you?" RUDEBOY asked. "Who cares about "The other site?""

"Well they contacted me and asked if I would take his modeling idea and bring it to their site."

"Why would you do that? Why didnt you just ignore them?" Nbanflguy asked

"Well I did ignore them at first,but kid money talks. I dont know how no one has noticed this, but I HAVE NO MONEY! I live in a f*cking box on the street. I have to steal and do people favors just to survive" he shudderd. "I was tired of it. I needed money and they offered me a huge lump sum to model for the site and get Aran out of the way.

"But you were not here when Aran was killed." OJJ countered. "How did you kill him?"

No money smiled. "I didnt kill him. Right McDunkin?" He said turning and looking at McDunkin

McDunkin backed away slowly. "Why is everyone looking at me?" He asked

"You?!? You killed Aran?!? How could you?!?" Cynthia yelled

McDunkin stammerd "No No I didnt, well I had no choic--"

No Money interupted. "Simple manipulation really. All I had to do was convince McDunkin that Aran was going to get rid of nbadraft.net's point system. Then I made sure he was the one to take my spot today. I knew that he would take care of the rest."

"It was a lie?!?! No!! No!!! How could you?!?! I am totaling negging you" McDunkin said and he turned around and started to run away.

There was a loud pop and McDunkin dropped to the ground. No Money smiled and blew on his smoking gun.

"No one is going anywhere" He laughed and pointed the gun at Cynthia

"Wait" OJJ said. "What about MikeyV? Why did you kill him?"

"Well I guess I can explain since I will just be killing you anways" No Money said. "You see, "The other site" said that if I could get MikeyV to write for the site i would get even more money. Unfortunetly he refused. I did not want him to die, but he was too stubborn. I designed a robot that I could plug Mikey's brain into and it would function as a writting tool. The robot was a success and now his brain writes for "the other site""

"How did Johnny Chill get involved with this?" Nbanflguy asked

No Money laughed. "O he didnt have anything to do with this. He just follows you and Y2G around everywhere you go. I thought you knew that. Now thats enough talking. It is time to die."

He pointed the gun at Cynthia, but before he could pull the trigger Y2G interupted. "RKO b*tch!" he yelled as he jumped at No Money and grabbed his neck and tried to pull him fast to the ground. No Money simply shoved him away. "Kip up!" Y2G yelled and he sprang up and landed on his feet right as No Money was about to pull the trigger. A loud bang was heard and and smoked filled the room. When the smoke cleared No money lay on the ground with a bullet in his head. Joe Wolf entered the room in a black suit and sunglasses. "Everyone alright?" he asked.

"Yes" Everyone replied.

"Good" he said. he took out his walkie talkie. "Special Agent Wolf here. The poster are safe. I am bringing them home."

Everyone left the house and got on agent Wolf's helicopter. Their ordeal was finally over. They were safe

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What's the rush? OrangeJuiceJones and I have been writing Popcorn Story Dos for more than two years. You don't have to end this story in one day.

Edit: Good ending though.

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What's the rush?

What's the rush? OrangeJuiceJones and I have been writing Popcorn Story Dos for more than two years. You don't have to end this story in one day.

No one else was playing along and I didnt want to forget my ending I had in mind.

Now me and Y2G are talking about writting our own spin off series

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"It was a lie?!?! No!! No!!! How could you?!?! I am totaling negging you" McDunkin said and he turned around and started to run away.

There was a loud pop and McDunkin dropped to the ground. No Money smiled and blew on his smoking gun.

"No one is going anywhere" He laughed and pointed the gun at Cynthia

"Wait" OJJ said. "What about MikeyV? Why did you kill him?"

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