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As you know by now, I am a mystical wizard who can read the stars and stuuuff.

Who out there is brave enough to have their horoscope read by an Official Junior Astrologer (OJA)?


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i think you got my last one

i think you got my last one mixed up with someone else.

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trinajoe

trinajoe's Horoscope - You will follow LeBron's suit and take your talents to South Beach. Unfortunately, your talents are useless to a straight male unwilling to star in low-budget man/man films.

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Will that kid who keeps

Will that kid who keeps talking crap about me in my communications class accept my challenge if I challenge him to a duel?

Will I win if I challenge him to a duel?

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OJJ

I'm not a fortune teller, you gumfroc.

OrangeJuiceJones' Horoscope - Your sexual fetish of getting tickled by women bigger than you will be your ultimate undoing, when you suffocate on Bertha's arm flab.

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That's cool -- as long as I

That's cool -- as long as I get to smell Bertha's feet one last time....

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Whats mine read?

Whats mine read?

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Thebobster

Thebobster's Horoscope - Finding pennies on the street only grants you good luck if you DON'T swallow them.

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Me next

Me next

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McDunkin

McDunkin's Horoscope - You will find true happiness getting spanked by your transexual supervisor at your next place of employment.

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....well alright, alright,

....well alright, alright, alright

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Oh

I have a picture of your future transexual supervisor...

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I knew he/she was a tape and

I knew he/she was a tape and tucker.....is that her getting ready for another interview? I didnt know they had KY in spray cans now.

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I would like a

I would like a horoscope...please.

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okay this is the one youve

okay this is the one youve all been waiting for...Go ahead gimme hell butidonthavemoney.

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