As you know by now, I am a mystical wizard who can read the stars and stuuuff.
Who out there is brave enough to have their horoscope read by an Official Junior Astrologer (OJA)?
i think you got my last one mixed up with someone else.
trinajoe's Horoscope - You will follow LeBron's suit and take your talents to South Beach. Unfortunately, your talents are useless to a straight male unwilling to star in low-budget man/man films.
Will that kid who keeps talking crap about me in my communications class accept my challenge if I challenge him to a duel?
Will I win if I challenge him to a duel?
I'm not a fortune teller, you gumfroc.
OrangeJuiceJones' Horoscope - Your sexual fetish of getting tickled by women bigger than you will be your ultimate undoing, when you suffocate on Bertha's arm flab.
That's cool -- as long as I get to smell Bertha's feet one last time....
Whats mine read?
Thebobster's Horoscope - Finding pennies on the street only grants you good luck if you DON'T swallow them.
McDunkin's Horoscope - You will find true happiness getting spanked by your transexual supervisor at your next place of employment.
....well alright, alright, alright
I have a picture of your future transexual supervisor...
I knew he/she was a tape and tucker.....is that her getting ready for another interview? I didnt know they had KY in spray cans now.
I would like a horoscope...please.
okay this is the one youve all been waiting for...Go ahead gimme hell butidonthavemoney.