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Missing!!!

Name: Pau Gasol. Description: Tall, ugly, hairy, intimidating but is really a care bear. Last known sighting: the lakers locker room before the Thunder vs. Lakers playoff game. Missing since: the start of the 2012-2013 season, he appears to show up for the start of games but disappears and is nowhere to be found by the time the game is over. Nah but in all seriousness though wtf is wrong with Pau? He's not getting his touches but it's no reason why he shouldn't be grabbing rebounds consitently every night; I remember lakers fans were going to church Sunday to thank Jesus they kept him after trading for Dwight, now they're ready to crucify him. Is Pau's time up in Los Angeles? There aren't many power forwards that fit mike dantonis system perfect so where would he go?


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I love it! +1

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jordan hill > pau gasol. Im

jordan hill > pau gasol.

Im sure a lot is to blame on the lakers not getting him involved enough. But there were chances for him to make plays tonight and he disapeared. Got the ball down low and went up soft. Got pushed under the basket and was a non factor helping out on drives defensively. His jmper has been the least consistent this year it has been since he joined the lakers.

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"I remember lakers fans were

"I remember lakers fans were going to church Sunday to thank Jesus they kept him after trading for Dwight, now they're ready to crucify him. Is Pau's time up in Los Angeles? There aren't many power forwards that fit mike dantonis system perfect so where would he go?"

That said it all.

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LOL

LOL @ "He's really a care bear"

I just got done ripping Pau Gasol on another forum. He's so mentally weak that its sad. And yes I think the Lakers fans will be pushing him out of the door really soon. Im not sure for who tho, but they need a mobile power forward, either very athletic, or can shoot really good from the mid-range. I'd go sign Kenyon Martin.

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Wouldn't the time hes gone

Wouldn't the time hes gone missing be the same time he was last seen?

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Technically yes and no, a

Technically yes and no, a person can last be seen a month ago but wouldn't be considered missing until someone reported it so they would be technically missing at that time the report was made, not the last time they were seen. Lets not rain on my parade of awesomeness!!! Lol just kidding

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Just realized my comment

Just realized my comment sounded alot like something these guys would say: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sf8FAqOQUq4 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qBitMMvIWN0

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Pau seem to lose his

Pau seem to lose his confidence about 2 or 3 years ago,when his personal life begin to unravel...Some say he havent been the same since his girlfriend broke up with him.....Some say blamed Kobe's wife...I know it might be strange,but Karl Malone once blamed Kobe's wife for dipping into his affairs.........

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