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^You mean foreign bigmen.

^You mean foreign bigmen.

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That's a cheapshot and yes I

That's a cheapshot and yes I am a Rockets fan.

IMBW, think about it. Fame, points, glory, points, belt-buckles with our names on them! Did I mention points? More points than your heart can imagine!

NoMoney wants to join too.

Think about it. Point-city!

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Never

If you think I would turn on my old friend so quickly, then you clearly don't understand the history between McBuddy and I. From John Wall Fails Drug Test to Dead Rising 2, he's always been there for me and I could neve--

Wait...

Did you say belt-buckles?

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Belt buckles with the name

Belt buckles with the name "NoMoney". Enticing eh?

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Why would you guys do this?

Why would you guys do this? Because I talked you into getting Red Dead?

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Red Dead is actually pretty

Red Dead is actually pretty good, I don't play it as often because missions get boring and I forget to save when I do do them.

Btw guys, you know the Snuggie thing? Well I contacted their Mexico headquarters, Esnuggié -- they agreed to custom make some for us!

They're pink, but a light pink so it's not gay. You can barely tell it's pink really. Not to mention, on the lower back it says "Property of: ________" and we can put the name of our favorite 1990's TV celebrity male lifeguard from Baywatch!

You jelly, McDanGilbert?

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Lets talk this out TOL. How

Lets talk this out TOL. How about i give you a brand new office on the 4th floor. .McSerbians old place

I hope they find out what happened to him.......but anyway Aamir until the vote results are in on whether or not your job is long term you will get DNYCES old office

P.S. DUE TO THE US BEING IN CODE RED MODE WHEN IT COMES TO SAVING MONEY WE WILL BE STRICTER WITH THE ONE FREE OFFICE CHAIR PER AN EMPLOYEE. IF ANY OF YOU ARE CAUGHT BREAKING YOUR CHAIRS TAYLOR CONDRIN SECURITY WILL ESCORT YOU OUT OF THE BUILDING SO REMEMBER.

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"If you think I would turn on

"If you think I would turn on my old friend so quickly, then you clearly don't understand the history between McBuddy and I. From John Wall Fails Drug Test to Dead Rising 2, he's always been there for me and I could neve--

Wait...

Did you say belt-buckles?"

Hahahahahahaha

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Mcdunkin after my apparrent

Mcdunkin after my apparrent controversy i caused in the smart kids thread, i feel i should resign. Thanks for the opportunity.

PS im keeping the free chair

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Sorry but you signed a 10

Sorry but you signed a 10 year contract and the 2nd-10th years are company option

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Damn 10 years then im

Damn 10 years then im in.....i was just trying to do the right thing but if that means i can keep my job then F@ck That ignore my last message

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Scott quick question... Why

Scott quick question...

Why would you agree to those terms? 2nd-10th year company option?

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Y2G

Well honestly NoMoney took care of the contract.....also in the down side of the economy i needed a job

on the downlow though....i have been secretly selling off some of the luxuries from mcdunkins office as well as stealing some of his girls for DanEBoy. He has so much stuff he doesnt need he would never notice it.

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Understood McBased, but just

Understood McBased, but just to let you know, our company's value has risen nearly 34 times within the past half a week, and if you happen to let me go, I'll leave your company in a condition twice as worse as it was when I found it. I know how to hack Websites too, why do think Jeremy Lin ads is all over the Knicks website, heeheeheeheeheeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

And you're giving out FREE CHAIRS? No wonder our Country is in a reccesion, giving out free luxaries. From now on all employees will have to pay a tax on chairs, I'm in charge now................................

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W..what exactly happened in

W..what exactly happened in that office..?

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Yeah about that office Jersey

Yeah about that office

Jersey was over last week. I'm still high off the smell of pine sol and not sure what happened but I know what started it....

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No no IMBW that night

No no IMBW that night resulted in



But dont worry thanks to Rudeboys sklls...lets just say it will be a loooongtme until they know what address to send those court papers to.

Now TOL 23...lets not worry about what happened in the past of the office lets just worry about what the future of it holds.

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I'll resign my contract but

I'll resign my contract but only if we can still get the Esnuggié and our belt-buckles

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You think we wont? You are

You think we wont?

You are talking to the man that approved IMBW idea of Wes Welker and Wale endorsed "No Hands" athletic gloves.

Aamir whats up with the threats?

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Esnuggie's would be great to

Esnuggie's would be great to boast morale


As well as Cinnabons

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Aamir is plotting his

Aamir is plotting his revenge... for not believing him about Lin-sanity. No good can come from Aamir and doing business with him, I have a 5th sense about things like this

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What threats? I am not

What threats? I am not threatning anybody, I'm just telling you the consequences if you don't hire me, that's all.

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Hey double A its a company

Hey double A its a company vote...so if they dont vote you in dont hold it against me or my money

and good idea IMBW tomorrow in Cinnabon day in the office. All employees are welcome to bring their own Cinnabons to work and eat them during their lunchbreaks/bathroom time

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^I know it's a company vote,

^I know it's a company vote, but don't you have the ultimatun,#David Stern?

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I do but come on...everybody

I do but come on...everybody on here knows i don't drive...because im stuck in neutral(get it?) Im the most neutral user around these parts. A random co-workers vote will just count twice in place of mine.

and hey to show i do some work i signed a new artist that MikeyV told me about. Straight out o SunnyVale Trailor park in Canada (Home of the Bhullar brothers )

Mikey V first informed me of him 4 years ago when he went to Dartmouth, Nova Scotia in search of the mysterious Andrew Wiggins ( who could do for Canada what Jeremy Lin has done for Harvard/Aamir)

Ever the hip hop lover Mikey bought the CD of a local rapper J-Roc. Thinking he could be just what he needed to jump start MikeyV Music Group (MMG) He shot a documentary on the young man.

Look how well he has handles his new fame

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Jeremy Lin is gonna go OFF

Jeremy Lin is gonna go OFF tonight.

Look, Cyclo and Tli were saying Tyrese Rice and Luke Babbit were going to be stars and they missed big time

Dnyce put his marbles on a Andrew Bynum trade.

You, McFailure, put all your effort toward a Derrick Favors joke, and we all know how that's panned out.

I put my stock in Lin, cause I saw serious potential, that asian swagger was too much to pass up. He is gonna show that he is the Asian Kobe.

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Lin 8 points, 3 assists

Lin

8 points, 3 assists today. Just because I added him to my fantasy team, he's going to do terrible, I just know it.

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One of my Asian friends

One of my Asian friends drafted Jeremy Lin, but he also drafted Yi Jianlian, and Yao Ming cuase they still had him in the database.

Now he's going around claiming that he knew it all along. My school has been talking about it all week, hell we were talking about him in September of 2010. I remember wanting a Jeremy Lin jersey when our new designs came out, but they didn't have Lin jerseys in the clearance section.

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aamir

SHUT UP AND MCDUNKIN AND DERRICK FAVORS JOKES! IF THAT IS THE ONLY AMMO YOU HAVE AGAINST HIM, THEN MAYBE YOU SHOULDN"T BE DISSING HIM AT ALL. A SMART INDIAN (redundant, I know) LIKE YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO COME UP WITH SOMETHING A LITTLE MORE CREATIVE EVERY NOW AND THEN.

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oops, killed my own momentum

"shut up *about*", that is

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Tell me how you really feel

Tell me how you really feel about aamir and McDunkin jokes, Gramps? lol #ALLCAPSRAGE

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Am I Wrong On THis?

I may be wrong...but I doubt it.

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Wow...proudG defended

Wow...proudG defended me.....i dont know what to say

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ProudGrandpa is full of

ProudGrandpa is full of surprises

He's grown on me over the past few months. He's misunderstood but I can tolerate his brand of humor. ONE recommendation would be to drop the PG name (since you told everyone you are 17) and think of a new name from this point out.

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and stop crying in the car

and stop crying in the car

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McDunkin

You may dislike me, but I don't dislike you. Sure, I may prefer NoMoney's style to yours, but you are still one of the site's funniest posters. Aamir, on the other hand, annoys the crap out of me, and things like his excessive knocking of you and Derrick Favors jokes piss me off.

Give it a rest Aamir.

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And just like that..I dont

And just like that..I dont hate you anymore

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Do you think I would make fun

Do you think I would make fun of McDunkin for my own amusment? Hell no, I have nothing against McDunkin, if he wanted to he probably could think of a Derrick Favors joke, there has been a certain somone whose name I will not mention(*cough-No Money-cough*) who has been shoving the green under the table.............

And Gramps, I do not know or care why or how I annoy you so much, if anything you annoy me to death. I rarely see you post about basketball, and it seems like you come here to socialize and ridicule me more than to talk about ball.

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Thanks to a stupid threat of

Thanks to a stupid threat of a stupid lawsuit we now have seperate bathrooms for male and female employees

So this means y2g will be moving from Office 205B to the right corner of FutureScouts office(Please dont touch his coffee mug...we will never hear the end of it)

We will also be having a brainstorming meeting on how to go about the Kwame Brown marketing campaign this summer

I would also like to let you agents that do absolutely nothing around here whhich of our clients are still waiting for representation.

Jim Mccilvaine

Greg Kite

Michalel Ruffin

We are also supposed to be finding buyers for MikeyVs remake of the early 90's classic

Cool as Ice poster.jpg

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Company sales are great, our

Company sales are great, our clinets are happy, and we just ordered a game of 2k12 with a new Xbox for "Company Meetings"

And McDunkin, I believe it's time we talk about a......ahem........a raise. Nothing personal, just thought it was time we should restructure that contract, but I assure you I would never backdoor you at the 11th hour and flee to draftexpress, I would never do such a thing, right Jeremy, lol

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I got this today in a e-mail from JamminLemon

Dear MMA Co-Workers,

As many of you probably know, today is my last day. But before I leave, I wanted to take this opportunity to let you know what a great and distinct pleasure it has been to type “Today is my last day.”

For nearly as long as I’ve worked here, I’ve hoped that I might one day leave this company. And now that this dream has become a reality, please know that I could not have reached this goal without your unending lack of support. Words cannot express my gratitude for the words of gratitude you did not express.

I would especially like to thank all of my managers: in an age where miscommunication is all too common, you consistently impressed and inspired me with the sheer magnitude of your misinformation. It takes a strong man to admit his mistake - it takes a stronger man to attribute his mistake to me.

Over the past three years, you have taught me more than I could ever ask for and, in most cases, ever did ask for. I have been fortunate enough to work with some absolutely interchangeable supervisors on a wide variety of seemingly identical projects - an invaluable lesson in overcoming daily tedium in overcoming daily tedium in overcoming daily tedium.

Your demands were high and your patience short, but I take great solace knowing that my work was, as stated on my annual review, “mostly satisfactory.” That is the type of praise that sends a man home happy after even a 10 hour day, smiling his way through half a bottle of mostly satisfactory scotch.

And to most of my peers: even though we barely acknowledged each other within these office walls, I hope that in the future, should we pass on the street, you will regard me the same way as I regard you: sans eye contact.

But to those few souls with whom I’ve actually interacted, here are my personalized notes of farewell:

To OJJ: I will always remember sharing lunch with you, despite having clearly labeled it with my name.

To WizKid: I will miss detecting your flatulence as much as you will clearly miss walking past my cubicle to deliver it.

To Cynthia: Best wishes on your ongoing campaign to popularize these “email forwards.” I sincerely hope you receive that weekend full of good luck, that hug from an old friend, and that baby for your dusty womb.

To I May Be Wrong: I left a new wris&$#%#&@!ch on your desk. It is so that you might be able to still tell time even without your hourly phone call to let me know the copier is jammed. (Call McDunkin – he’ll come by.)

And finally, to Daneboy: you were right - I tested positive. We’ll talk later.

So, in parting, if I could pass on any word of advice to the individual who will soon be filling my position, it would be to cherish this experience like a sponge and soak it up like a good woman, because a job opportunity like this comes along only once in a lifetime.

Meaning: if I had to work here again in this lifetime, I would sooner kill myself.

Very truly yours,
JamminLemon

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McDunkinnnnnn

If you're ever looking for a replacement...

Besides, I'm qualified. I'm a two-year attender of Journalism Camp.

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Welcome back friends! After

Welcome back friends!

After Orange Juice Jones expose was printed we ran into a few problems

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But we are now back! The money I was paid by Lifetime to allow them the rights to make a movie about me and our great working conditions has allowed me to reopen our doors!

Employees should now start reporting for work again. Don't worry, your back owed pay was deposited safely into an account until a yet to be determined time but hey a small portion will be used for a viewing of Frozen at your very own popcorn party!!! (Please return the video to any Redbox before 9 it's on Daneboys debit card) We will reach the level of just about almost near excellence we were at before OJJ had to snitch.

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I

Has anybody seen my bandmate?

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Hi there butidonthavemoolah

Hi there butidonthavemoolah no I haven't seen your bandmate, but what I have seen is your future and it involves McDunkin Management Agency LLC.

Interested?

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YES

You know that I am, but my band is called "Sin Dinero y La Otra Persona" and I can't seem to find La Otra Persona...

Where are you Scooterton??

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no hablo jibber jabber

I have no idea who that could be but when I played cymbals for the John Wall Failed a Drug Test Band I was known (mainly by DanEBoy) as "la mejor persona que ha vivido" though.

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I can Off-Topic Forum, too

I can Off-Topic Forum, too

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Um

"Hi there butidonthavemoolah no I haven't seen your bandmate, but what I have seen is your future and it involves McDunkin Management Agency LLC.

Interested?"

Scooterton and I signed a ten-year contract in 2012, I believe.

You can review the genesis of our arrangement here.

I need him back. He's not only the album cover artist/co-wroter, but he's also my personal assistant/tour bus.

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I'll do what I can sir...in

I'll do what I can sir...in honor of this glorious day..April 1st 2014

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