How about this guys I will offer you a employee/talent deal
You can work for me..and do your banditos...see what I did there?
Scott you will be in charge of our artist representation department since you have such skills in it.
Nopesos with such a versatile resume I have no idea what job would fit you best here at MMA, but hey here are the positions open
Lunch picker upper
The Modeling derpartment...I make the awful mistake of giving Rudeboy this job and for some reason over 78% of our models get pregnant within their first few weeks and like clokwork Rudeboy always asks for 9 months of for vacation time.
assistant to the janitor DNYCE
Gordan Haywards sisters personal shopper
High School athlete money depositer
Not sure what is going on but if we have just employed illegal immigrants, MMA is now OFFICIALLY the egg mcmuffins of Management firms.
^^^do you like Egg McMuffins or in order words WTF does that mean lol??
and yes if we accept the job you technically would have hired atleast one illegal immigrant haha
lol alright i get it now........Anyone else think that asian dude is stuck in the friend zone
^I'm already on it I may be wrong, however I'm way to busy to go work at Taco Bell, so I'll have one of my goons be working there under my name.
As for your accounting, I've taken a look at all of your records, and let me just say that you guys are in a serious financial crisis.
There is also about a $787,987 difference between your expendetures and savings. Who's been handling your money, because I suspect that a certain someone is using the funds on resources to obtain a Derrick Favors joke.
Also, you guys have no clue how to use you're money. The company gets fined everytime Fran Fran submits gramatically incorrect papperwork. The fines have become so heavy, it's actually abou 35% of Fran Fran's salary.
We need to tell Fran Fran that unless he corrects his writing in the next month, the penalties will come out of his own paycheck.
I also noticed that over 200,000 dollars of the budget is going towards child support for Rudeboy's illegitamite children. We need to hold him responsible, and if this keeps up, drastic measures will have to be taken.
And lastly, the amount of money on extra resources for most of the employes is fair and reasnoble(although Leroy needs to cut back on the Pizza Rolls), I saw that Mc Based was spending nearly 6 times as much as the average employees on his own luxaries and needs. We need to cut this down also.
All in all, you guys are financially screwed, but I'll be able to fix it in about 3 weeks, and then there will be more funds for lucrative company retreats, and then we could go to India twice a year.
Aamir when i saidwork for Tao Bell i mean instead of a paycheck...you will recieve Tacos. Thats only for the first few months though..until we are back on outr feet...since as you said OJJ is destroying this company with his greed.
As long as you can help me...I mean...us look clean in the IRS eyes you will move up fast in this company
^Well, sorting out these financial matters is pretty simple for me, so I guess I can go without a paycheck for 2 months, but that's tops.
As for getting clean with the IRS, We'll be fine in no time, by mid-late February, we should have all of our debts cleared.
The only problem is that there is a lot of corruption among the top officials, which is holding the company back.
For the next month all spending will be regualated by a commitee of Myself, Leroy(cause he tattles right away), WizKid, and Scottoant. Financial records will be public for everyone to see. And If we continue on pace, than I think we should have a trip to India by Mid-March!
Don't hire Aamir has our accountant... His last client (lets just call them ENRON) did not pan out so well. Their stock is worth less than a piece of Bazooka Joe's bubblegum.
Financial analysis and accounting should be handled WizKid and Leroy respectively. Let's keep this in house until we can fully trust Aamir. I mean, isn't ONE indian enough? #IMayBeBrown anyone?
WizKid needs to pull his weight in the financial analysis. Rumor is his math skills are OVER 9000! He's managed all the dragon balls before. A couple billion dollars would be light work for him
Leroy knows a lot about accountin actually. I asked him how the spreadsheet was looking for this quarter the other day. He said the only sheets I spread are with RUDEBOY's mom! We can't find anyone with expert accounting knowledge like Leroy and the best part is, we only have to pay half the money because he's half the size
^My last post detailed that there would be a comitee that would regulate finances, which would include Leroy, Myself, WizKid, and Scottoant.
I have no idea what you are talking about as for my last buisness endeavor.
How do you think Bernie Maddoff got his fortune? There was a little eight year old behind the whole plot, and why do you think the government is having such a hard time finding the money? Let's just say my matress has been pretty lumpy for the past couple years.
There real question is.... WHY were you behind a 60 year old white male Aamir? #ReverseSandusky?
but back to the topic
Let me sleep on this. McDunkin, myself and the rest of the gang will have to do a group in which you'll need 77% aproval to join. Best of luck to you Aamir
^There is too much corruption in the "gang". Anyone that is viewed as a threat to you, will be denied. All I'm saying is that. I've already cleared 36 of your credit cards, 9 of McDunkin's car loan payments, and 123,673 of Leroy's Pizza roll debt. We could be on our way to one of the premier management agencies, but I guess you guys prefer to upsurlp all of the money for you're selfish needs.
You're a good egg, Scooter. A GOOD egg. I'll be sure to mention you in my acceptance speech at the Latin Grammys.
Sign me up!
Thank you NoMoney i will be in my dressing room (you know the one that resembles a restroom with dressing room writtin in sharpie as well as a bunch of obscure drawings all over it) until our performance....weird they gave you a luxury suite with 10 rooms and a gourmet chef, they sent down the street to the one stop hotel which had one room, a microwave and a case of romen noodles..Hmmmmmm i guess they didnt have space.
I dont think I like the tone of that post there Scootey.
First of all you should be honored that you were one of the first entertainers to be able to test out a new brand of dressing room that a (third) world famous interior designer we represent is trying to present to large venues.
Second of all... look you know i need 20 pillows. whether it be to sleep, build a fort, have pillow fights with WizKid, lay all over the floor so i can roll anywhere in the room, etc. This so called "5 star" hotel only provided 2 freaking pillows per room so therefore I had to get 10 rooms.
As soon as I went to pay for yours I remembered that the company card only had a few thousands on it and I needed that to tip the stripp...hooke...ENTERTAINMENT that I knew would help me impress any would be clients I might meet that night.
But was it not the Dunkin that used his own employee FranFrans "missplaced" checkbook to get you that room (im not even going to mention that I got you HBO), Your favorite flavor Ramen, and like 8 extra mints on your pillow.
The point is MMA loves you and we are a family and family doesnt file lawsuits against family.
It sounds like McHonor didn't have a choice, and played the hand he was dealt as well as he could. Dwelling on this would be petty.
I'd offer you one of my extra rooms, but I need the storage space for my vast collection of Tiger Beat magazines. Obviously, I can't just leave them at home... I mean, what if there's a fire?
Woah woah who said i was complaining or anything about a lawsuit.. You guys cleary misunderstood my post(check out my drawing following that storyline) btw hows my recruiting thing work i found this amazing finger painter and hes willing to paint the mma symbol on every sports related arena and store. All you have to do is buy him a case of starburst Berries and cream flavored. Yes hes that wierd elf dude from the commercial. Plus hes most likey tli23 next target so in reality its a free service. Bam advertisment for free and brand new customer base
Can I join? I write stories and stuff...
Well as long as it takes you...I mean heck Harry Potter books came out faster man
I should be the accountant for this agency. I'm the one who's majoring in accounting. I'll make sure that our artists STAY broke, while we reap the benefits of their hard work by throwing away money at the "gentleman's" club.
You owe me Popcorn.
Give it to me.
I demand it.
Or am I going to have to file a report with Mollom?
Haha you said "we" like you were with me and WizKid shootin in the gym. I say its only fair to have a vote between OJJ and Double A
I forgot about what happened the last time we all went to a strip club. My favorite button-down still smells like chocolate syrup, and I still get dirty looks at the supermarket.
About that popcorn: I'm a little busy this semester. I use the word "little" very lightly. 5 classes, an internship, chasing an intramural 6th man of the year award, making music..... I got a lot on my plate, dawg.
I'll dress up as you, and take care of all those other things.
You just focus on what really matters...
Sorry to interfere in your discussion, but I would like to get an answer: Do I have a chance to ensure that you have seen me (skills, athleticism, medical examination,psychological test to identify the leadership qualities and mental health)? Answer:Yes or no? Thanks in advance
First off, I wanted to introduce myself. My name is ProudGrandpa. I am 17 years old. I'm sure that will confuse you, seeing as you are new to the language, but its a long story. I used to be a tool on this site (AKA, an annoying person) but now I am beloved in the hearts and minds of everyone [important] on this site, except for McDunkin and that poser clown Dale Worthington (avoid him)
Your English is very good in that last post. You are might be well poster some days.
Alexey as soon as i get that paypal deposit we can talk man...better yet just leave your debit card and password with I May Be Wrong and wll get back to you
OJJ I dont know what you were thinking that night whats up with the 50 Tyson project?
Good job on the finger painter Sooter I will get you the money for the Starburst...you just go ahead and but them for the kid
^I've got some good news McBased, just got back from the IRS, and with the help of my friend Benjamin Franklin here, The copmpany is now cleared, and all of our debts have been paid. I've also cut down on expenses by 67%, and our savings have quadrupled. We're getting closer to that trip to India....................
India? Why would we go there...2x a year. Just pay me for that period and ill stay hone for the second trip.
Fine Scott, we could go to Italy too, just don't make us go to a soccer game............
I want to stop by Russia, please. I have a friend there is all.
Unrelated question: restraining orders issued in Salt Lake City aren't legally binding outside of the country, yes?
50 Tyson doesn't like my beats. He keeps saying that they're too "complex." Who knows what goes on in his great mind?
I will be working on my recruitement video and start my own agency. I'm coming for you McDunkin.
What side would you choose?
Italy???? I will already be living there i was thinking .... Wait for it..........AMSTERDAM(i spelled it wrong didnt i) Russia sounds cool i want one of those hats
You too TOL? You too?
If it raises my stock in your agency, I could send Mollom an anonymous letter...
Make your enemies disappear...
I want to go to Cincinnati...
Ohhh man, I always though the Devil would come wearing a red skirt, have huge knockers, and pleasure me into joining the dark side... TOL23 didn't pleasure me yet but I think the devil is amongst us!
Help McDunkin! The temptations are blinding me. What do I do? I'm more confused than John Bryant at a salad bar
quick! Get some BASED swag injectons
I cant lose you I May Be Wrong and nomoney i will get you as many locks of AK-47s hair as you want if you stick with us
Ok, our savings continue to grow, and I belive it's time we take a company retreat.
Since it seems that most of us are opposed of taking a trip to India, let's vote on where we want to go, Just post your desired destinations, and We'll choose one, and I'll get our tickets in no time. But we may have to stop off at fquite a few places, the more stop offs, the cheaper the tickets, so we might have to go around the globe just to get to Mexico.
....(eyes begin to open)
Me: "Where am I?"
Lil B: "There, there my child. You were lost. But now, you're back to your roots"
Lil B: "Hoes on you d*ck cuz you rock like McDunkin"
Me: "I'm sorry I ever doubted you McDunkin!"
Lil B: "Stay away from the devil...also, pick up 'I'm Gay' on iTunes"
Me: Thank you BASED God!
C'mon I May Be Wrong... don't go with McDunkin
Stay here and we'll make a dynasty! Point-City!
Noooo never trust a Bucks fan
I thought he was a Rockets fan.