McDunkin Management Agency
McDunkin Management Agency was founded in 1982 in Raccoon City, Georgia with one goal in mind:
“…To be the best and most complete management service agency in the industry.”
MMA is made of a group of individuals with specialized talents to meet all of our clients’ needs. It is virtually impossible for one person to successfully handle all of the responsibilities of representing professional talents. The MMA team is highly skilled and trained in the areas of elite client management so the talent we represent can focus on their jobs – “between the lines.”
We offer unique and complete service for all of our athletes that range from:
Two of the largest contracts in NFL history (Bart Scott – NYJ and Jason Brown – STL)
Over 40 years of contract negotiation experience
40+ current NFL players; 25+ NFL starters
100% Combine training expenses paid
Casting Auditions that fit you
Getting your demos into the hands of the right people
Full Service Marketing Department
Only agency with a former NFL scout and player as a certified agent
Full time legal counsel on staff
We have a long list of clients in all aspects of sports and entertainment
27+NBADL players + 3 NBA announcers
14 Television Actors
4 Movie Stars
9 Music Artist
Lil B-Music Artist
50 Tyson(co-managed)-Music Artist
Kevin Jonas-Music Artist/Actor
And many more!
We have three offices around the world. The main offices here in the United States. The Canada offices ran by OhCanada, and our International offices ran by franfran.
Feel free to contact us with any questions. Hope to hear from you soon!
McDunkin - CEO of McDunkin Management Agency
CEO - McDunkin
Chief Administrative Officer - WizKid
Regional Manager - OhCanada
Regional Manager - FranFran
"MMA offers not only the top professionalism in the business, but also great family structure and support. The atmosphere created within this organization is second to none!" - Eric Devendorf
“MMA was my agency from the beginning. I knew the first time I met McDunkin and WizKid there was no other agency for me. They are a part of my family and I am a part of theirs!” - Jaleel White
Woo!....Woooo!.......................................WOO! - Ric Flair
“McDunkin and MMA are a notch ABOVE the best!” - Marcus Vick
Hahaha Jarret Bush, quite possibly the worst player ever on my favorite team.
Ah, man. McDunkin Management Agency. Be on the lookout for my book about my experiences with these guys....
I will sue you so hard that your great grandchildren wont even own the rights to their last names if you dare release that book.
I'll leave out the story of your "brawl" with Rob Van Damme and Stevie Ray (and *maybe* I won't mention that time you stole those cookies from LeroyJenkins' house after you had dinner with his mom), but this book is getting released.
I dont negotiate with terrorist. If you dont put this book out...i wont leak the recordings i have of you on the phone with me bragging about not putting the instruction manual to Dead or Alive Beach Volleyball back in the box before you returned it to Blockbuster
You see this OJJ?
Do you think that you can stop this right here with a book son?
Good job WizKid
MMA aint goin nowhere so....
I thought I'd be a high priority In the MMA family...
ayo, when i saw that globe i thought that was me lol
Scarecrow, WizKid is supposed to be taking care of that but he has been slacking here lately
and universal we are looking for a replacement for franfran
Did franfran really ask for a 10-year supply of pineapple Sangria?
Yes! And purple plastic cups too! I thought they only came in red or blue!
I swear his list of demands is nothing but party supplies.
I am starting to think it has something to with him only going after female volleyball players the last few months.
Hey guys. Pay attention to me.
I'm doing this now.
Boo, boo, bah, bah, bah, DOOP!
Dont you put that evil on my thread money! Dont you put that on us!
This is NoMoney's thread now. Mollom says so.
McDunkin, you couldn't even get Byrdboy. You ain't got that Super Saiyan Swag. Why don't you go think of a Derrick Favors joke, you amateur.
and there it is again ladies and gentlemen Derrick &$#%#&@! Favors.
Why cant we let that go? I bet ill have a Jared Sullinger joke this year.
You only get one chance to be a Forum All Star...
LOOK! You are not going to come into my thread and make me cry....again do you understand me
I told Aran_Smith about your Derrick Favors failure, and now you've been blacklisted.
Consequences will never be the same.
I will not stand for this abuse dear sir.
ay mcdunkin &$#%#&@!... ill be his replacement
Thank You Juiced God
Now maybe we can put our focus back on 50 Tysons 4 county world tour
Will he still be performing at O'Shaughnessy's Irish Pub?
McSerbian when you take a month off from getting your Bob Marley on, and can pass the drug test them maybe you can join up.
OJJ he has to pull double shows that night. The Boy Scouts are having open mic night at Pizza Hut an hour after that show
Hey McDunkin Im almost done locking Matt Bonner down for a contract extension...He wants a max level deal(and damn right he deserves it) but San Antonio isnt biting.
The last time i hired an employee without a drug test is when i gave BothTeamsPlayedHard a chance
He told me he was close to signing Kenny Powers.
The next week this video popped up on TMZ
BTPH literally couldnt pass a drug test for a year after this.
whoaaa OhCanada good job. If the spurs dont bite...screw em...what do they know about winning teams and key players? Get the pacers on the phone.
Anyway, how is Bonners Carrot Juice spokesman deal going?
hey ur the one thats missing out mcdunkin, i no alot of famous serbian/european people and i have ties with the notorious rapper napoleon- just look at how absolutley gangster he is
You need to 86 the diet version of Bonner's Carrot Juice. It tastes worse than Boosie Oats.
I see your Based God robot freestyle, and I raise you a Randy Hayes:
The Coz? I see you wanna play dirty. I see your Bill Cosby Pokemon rap, and I raise you a Bill Cosby Pokemon battle!
Well the Carrot Juice distributors are not easy reason with, so I rang up Glovetek...They provide those great handy plastic gloves for the great men and women working in Canadian Justice Facilities. We are doing good...
I see your Dragonball Cosby, and I raise you Zangief playing Super Mario!
McDunkin Management Agency Newsletter
Due to a combination of most of you guys not doing shat around here, me needing new carpet and a 3d tv in my office, and me and gordon Haywards sisters vacation to West Virginia. There will be paycuts and firings.
FranFran has be released effective ten minutes ago. MMA wishes him the best in his future endeavors.
Everyone else will unfortunately have to take paycuts.
As all of you in the office might know already McSerbian was again arrested for a DUI.
I was informed by a fellow co worker that for the past few weeks he has been seen going to the restroom multiple times throughout the workday and has also been coming out of the restroom,breakroom,behind the dumpsters with bloodshot eyes, dialated pupils, and a white powdery substance that he claims was "powdered sugar" from the :doughnuts that guy with the shirt brought this morning" If McSerboobian wants to keep his job he must attend (on his own money) A drug abuse program.
Ohcanada has been missing ever since The San Antonio Spurs started pre season.
We have a new agent that these paycuts have helped us be able to afford. Not only is he one of the best agents i have ever seen, but he also comes with a long list of clients.
Let me introduce you guys to the man, the myth, the legend
"Mighty" Joe John: The Black Blonde
50 Tyson?.....I admit i doubted you at first but man was i wrong. Your "Icy" single is a hit.
^ See that "invisible" hat brim action
Because of him whenever i walk into a club i feel the need to yell
Polo down Yes Yes Yes, Polo down Yes Yes Yes, Polo down Yes Yes Yes! Polo down (Now IN A DEEP Slowed Down Voice) YES YES YES!...Thank you OJJ
As a great man once said
“Never underestimate the power of the handicap”– Damon Wayens In Living Color
Tell Troy Hudson over at T Hudson Records to keep crankin' em out.
MMA, I would like to introduce you to the infamous "Ringtone Rapper" -- Bangs!
Here's his first hit single:
OJJ im starting to think you are the only one even showing up to work anymore
I'm the only one that doesn't have money as his #1 priority.
Thanks to filing for bankruptcy and OJJs job selling....things....MMA is back and newly renovated
While my office needed a new flatscreen tv and a giant fishtank i made sure to have my employees offices feel like a second home to them. Just look at OJJs new wallpaper
Not only do we have new clients but we also are branching out into new ventures.
David Khan Jeans
"For the man with enough balls to draft 4 guards"
P.S. Universal is now Regional Manager of MMA International
I tried on a pair of those pants at a conference today, and I noticed that they only have one side pocket. Is there some type of meaning behind that, or is it a mistake?
So thissss is why you guys have so many dam points
Don't be hatin'!