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McDunkin Management Agency

McDunkin Management Agency was founded in 1982 in Raccoon City, Georgia with one goal in mind:

“…To be the best and most complete management service agency in the industry.”

MMA is made of a group of individuals with specialized talents to meet all of our clients’ needs. It is virtually impossible for one person to successfully handle all of the responsibilities of representing professional talents. The MMA team is highly skilled and trained in the areas of elite client management so the talent we represent can focus on their jobs – “between the lines.”

We offer unique and complete service for all of our athletes that range from:

Two of the largest contracts in NFL history (Bart Scott – NYJ and Jason Brown – STL)
Over 40 years of contract negotiation experience
40+ current NFL players; 25+ NFL starters
100% Combine training expenses paid
Casting Auditions that fit you
Getting your demos into the hands of the right people
Full Service Marketing Department
Only agency with a former NFL scout and player as a certified agent
Full time legal counsel on staff

We have a long list of clients in all aspects of sports and entertainment

27+NBADL players + 3 NBA announcers
14 Television Actors
4 Movie Stars
9 Music Artist

Robert Traylor-NBA
Tremaine Fowlkes-NBA
Travis Diener-NBA
Ryan Bowen-NBA
Braylon Edwards-NFL
Cedric Benson-NFL
Kellen Clemens-NFL
Jarret Bush-NFL
Eddie Murphy-Actor
Rob Schneider-Actor
Steven Seagal-Actor
Lil B-Music Artist
50 Tyson(co-managed)-Music Artist
Kevin Jonas-Music Artist/Actor

And many more!

We have three offices around the world. The main offices here in the United States. The Canada offices ran by OhCanada, and our International offices ran by franfran.

Feel free to contact us with any questions. Hope to hear from you soon!

-Sincerely Yours
McDunkin - CEO of McDunkin Management Agency

MMA America
CEO - McDunkin
Chief Administrative Officer - WizKid
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MMA Canada
Regional Manager - OhCanada
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MMA International
Regional Manager - FranFran
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"MMA offers not only the top professionalism in the business, but also great family structure and support. The atmosphere created within this organization is second to none!" - Eric Devendorf

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“MMA was my agency from the beginning. I knew the first time I met McDunkin and WizKid there was no other agency for me. They are a part of my family and I am a part of theirs!” - Jaleel White

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Woo!....Woooo!.......................................WOO! - Ric Flair

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“McDunkin and MMA are a notch ABOVE the best!” - Marcus Vick

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Hahaha Jarret Bush, quite

Hahaha Jarret Bush, quite possibly the worst player ever on my favorite team.

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Ah, man. McDunkin Management

Ah, man. McDunkin Management Agency. Be on the lookout for my book about my experiences with these guys....

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I will sue you so hard that

I will sue you so hard that your great grandchildren wont even own the rights to their last names if you dare release that book.

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I'll leave out the story of

I'll leave out the story of your "brawl" with Rob Van Damme and Stevie Ray (and *maybe* I won't mention that time you stole those cookies from LeroyJenkins' house after you had dinner with his mom), but this book is getting released.

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I dont negotiate with

I dont negotiate with terrorist. If you dont put this book out...i wont leak the recordings i have of you on the phone with me bragging about not putting the instruction manual to Dead or Alive Beach Volleyball back in the box before you returned it to Blockbuster

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Just left the halfway house

Just left the halfway house and we got another one Maurice fricken Clarett o yea!

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Just left the halfway house

Just left the halfway house and we got another one Maurice fricken Clarett o yea!

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You see this OJJ? Do you

You see this OJJ?

Do you think that you can stop this right here with a book son?

Good job WizKid

MMA aint goin nowhere so....
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Where's my Max Contract McDunkin...

I thought I'd be a high priority In the MMA family...

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ayo, when i saw that globe i

ayo, when i saw that globe i thought that was me lol

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Scarecrow, WizKid is supposed

Scarecrow, WizKid is supposed to be taking care of that but he has been slacking here lately

and universal we are looking for a replacement for franfran

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Did franfran really ask for a

Did franfran really ask for a 10-year supply of pineapple Sangria?

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Yes! And purple plastic cups

Yes! And purple plastic cups too! I thought they only came in red or blue!

I swear his list of demands is nothing but party supplies.

I am starting to think it has something to with him only going after female volleyball players the last few months.

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NoMoney

Hey guys. Pay attention to me.

I'm doing this now.

Boo, boo, bah, bah, bah, DOOP!

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Dont you put that evil on my

Dont you put that evil on my thread money! Dont you put that on us!

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This

This is NoMoney's thread now. Mollom says so.

McDunkin, you couldn't even get Byrdboy. You ain't got that Super Saiyan Swag. Why don't you go think of a Derrick Favors joke, you amateur.

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and there it is again ladies

and there it is again ladies and gentlemen Derrick &$#%#&@! Favors.

Why cant we let that go? I bet ill have a Jared Sullinger joke this year.

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Oh No

Oh no...

You only get one chance to be a Forum All Star...

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LOOK! You are not going to

LOOK! You are not going to come into my thread and make me cry....again do you understand me

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McDunkin

It's OVER.

I told Aran_Smith about your Derrick Favors failure, and now you've been blacklisted.

Consequences will never be the same.

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I will not stand for this

I will not stand for this abuse dear sir.

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ay mcdunkin &$#%#&@!... ill

ay mcdunkin &$#%#&@!... ill be his replacement

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McDunkin produced Quincey

McDunkin produced Quincey Hodges' legendary, underground diss record "Can't do You No Favors," so the fact that he never made a Derrick Favors joke is irrelevant... To me, at least.

Oh, and McDunkin, don't worry about Judge Judy not liking the video. She only watched the first 3 seconds of it.

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Thank You Juiced God Now

Thank You Juiced God

Now maybe we can put our focus back on 50 Tysons 4 county world tour

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im disapointed in u mcdunkin,

im disapointed in u mcdunkin, i thought u would at least put me as MMA International Regional Manager. im the most international person i know. i dont even fit in with these americans funny animated gif

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Will he still be performing

Will he still be performing at O'Shaughnessy's Irish Pub?

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McSerbian when you take a

McSerbian when you take a month off from getting your Bob Marley on, and can pass the drug test them maybe you can join up.

OJJ he has to pull double shows that night. The Boy Scouts are having open mic night at Pizza Hut an hour after that show

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Hey McDunkin Im almost done

Hey McDunkin Im almost done locking Matt Bonner down for a contract extension...He wants a max level deal(and damn right he deserves it) but San Antonio isnt biting.

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The last time i hired an

The last time i hired an employee without a drug test is when i gave BothTeamsPlayedHard a chance

He told me he was close to signing Kenny Powers.

The next week this video popped up on TMZ

BTPH literally couldnt pass a drug test for a year after this.

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whoaaa OhCanada good job. If

whoaaa OhCanada good job. If the spurs dont bite...screw em...what do they know about winning teams and key players? Get the pacers on the phone.

Anyway, how is Bonners Carrot Juice spokesman deal going?

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hey ur the one thats missing

hey ur the one thats missing out mcdunkin, i no alot of famous serbian/european people and i have ties with the notorious rapper napoleon- just look at how absolutley gangster he is

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You need to 86 the diet

You need to 86 the diet version of Bonner's Carrot Juice. It tastes worse than Boosie Oats.

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Coming to the Disney channel this summer Based Bot
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I see your Based God robot

I see your Based God robot freestyle, and I raise you a Randy Hayes:

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I See you juggernaut hayes and i raise you Bill Cosby
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The Coz? I see you wanna play

The Coz? I see you wanna play dirty. I see your Bill Cosby Pokemon rap, and I raise you a Bill Cosby Pokemon battle!

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i see your Cosbymon and raise you dragonball Cosby
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Well the Carrot Juice

Well the Carrot Juice distributors are not easy reason with, so I rang up Glovetek...They provide those great handy plastic gloves for the great men and women working in Canadian Justice Facilities. We are doing good...

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I see your Dragonball Cosby,

I see your Dragonball Cosby, and I raise you Zangief playing Super Mario!

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Moving past OhJayJays attempt to destroy this

McDunkin Management Agency Newsletter

Due to a combination of most of you guys not doing shat around here, me needing new carpet and a 3d tv in my office, and me and gordon Haywards sisters vacation to West Virginia. There will be paycuts and firings.

FranFran has be released effective ten minutes ago. MMA wishes him the best in his future endeavors.

Everyone else will unfortunately have to take paycuts.

As all of you in the office might know already McSerbian was again arrested for a DUI.

I was informed by a fellow co worker that for the past few weeks he has been seen going to the restroom multiple times throughout the workday and has also been coming out of the restroom,breakroom,behind the dumpsters with bloodshot eyes, dialated pupils, and a white powdery substance that he claims was "powdered sugar" from the :doughnuts that guy with the shirt brought this morning" If McSerboobian wants to keep his job he must attend (on his own money) A drug abuse program.

Ohcanada has been missing ever since The San Antonio Spurs started pre season.

We have a new agent that these paycuts have helped us be able to afford. Not only is he one of the best agents i have ever seen, but he also comes with a long list of clients.

Let me introduce you guys to the man, the myth, the legend

"Mighty" Joe John: The Black Blonde

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Good Times ahead for MMA

50 Tyson?.....I admit i doubted you at first but man was i wrong. Your "Icy" single is a hit.

^ See that "invisible" hat brim action

Because of him whenever i walk into a club i feel the need to yell

Polo down Yes Yes Yes, Polo down Yes Yes Yes, Polo down Yes Yes Yes! Polo down (Now IN A DEEP Slowed Down Voice) YES YES YES!...Thank you OJJ

As a great man once said

“Never underestimate the power of the handicap”– Damon Wayens In Living Color

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Tell Troy Hudson over at T

Tell Troy Hudson over at T Hudson Records to keep crankin' em out.

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MMA, I would like to

MMA, I would like to introduce you to the infamous "Ringtone Rapper" -- Bangs!

Here's his first hit single:

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OJJ im starting to think you

OJJ im starting to think you are the only one even showing up to work anymore

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I'm the only one that doesn't

I'm the only one that doesn't have money as his #1 priority.

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Thanks to filing for

Thanks to filing for bankruptcy and OJJs job selling....things....MMA is back and newly renovated

While my office needed a new flatscreen tv and a giant fishtank i made sure to have my employees offices feel like a second home to them. Just look at OJJs new wallpaper

Not only do we have new clients but we also are branching out into new ventures.

For example

David Khan Jeans

"For the man with enough balls to draft 4 guards"

P.S. Universal is now Regional Manager of MMA International

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I tried on a pair of those

I tried on a pair of those pants at a conference today, and I noticed that they only have one side pocket. Is there some type of meaning behind that, or is it a mistake?

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o

So thissss is why you guys have so many dam points

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Don't be hatin'!

Don't be hatin'!

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