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make sure you have 2 dollars tomorrow

everytime i see you....you better have $2


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That is both hilarious and

That is both hilarious and sad at the same time. I remember a funny incident with a beggar that happened to me and my friend a couple of years ago... couple of years ago... couple of years ago...

We were walking from my house to get some chinese food, and this tall, lanky white guy in the dirtiest gray t-shirt you've ever seen approaches us and says, "Do you guys have $5?" We both replied "No, sorry," but he kept following us. He followed us for almost two blocks, repeatedly saying, "Please? Come on, guys. Please? Please?" When we were a couple of stores away from the chinese place, my friend turns around, grabs the guy by the shirt and says, "You're gonna need a lot more than $5 if you don't get the f-ck out my face!" "All right! Chill, bro!" he replied. After that, the grungy gray t-shirt guy turned around and power-walked across the street.

We left the chinese place about a half-hour later, and the guy was still across the street. He was giving us the stare of death. I think the worst part about it is that we saw him again next week, and he didn't even recognize us.

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Hehe

"I remember a funny incident with a beggar that happened to me and my friend a couple of years ago... couple of years ago... couple of years ago..."

This is my favorite.

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Homeless, old,

Homeless, old, crazy..whatever....you don't put your finger in my face.

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Old man- "Keep your f******

Old man- "Keep your f****** mouth closed!"

he comes back..."you got 2 dollars?"

Politician- "no i dont sorry"

Old man- "i told u to keep your f******* mouth closed!"

IT WAS A TRICK QUESTION

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