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LOTTERY MOCK DRAFT XXX UNCENSORED

1. Blake Griffin, Los Angelos Clippers -

Blake Griffin's the best in the land/
Clippers are in need of a helping hand/
Blake boxes out and grabbes the rebound/
It's evident clippers fans are depression bound/
Blake dunks on Hansbrough/
Clippers fans are shouting death row/
Blake plays with a huge amount of heart/
Baron Davis's body parts are about to fall apart/
Blake wins National player of tha year/
Marcus Camby has a problem wit his ear/
After the season Blake enters the draft/
The basketball gods bless the drowning clippers with a raft/
The lottery balls give the Clippers the #1 pick/
They going to use it on Blake, man this nigga is sick/
yo, yo...

2. Ricky Rubio, Minnesota Timberwolves- the timbs package the #6, #18, #46, and #47 for this man. Wit all their picks the timbs can only capture average/solid players, ya dig? Wit that many picks a few mite not even make the team anyway. They need a star to get good, so y not package all these xtra picks and get the top rated PG in a loaded PG class.

3. Hasheem Thabeet, Oklahoma City Thunder - j-hard or H with the beet? OKC decides a C and this type of defensive ability is harder to come by.

4. Brandon Jennings, Sacramento Kings - Pg baby, they do as in Rome, or watever that saying is..

5. James Harden, Washington Wizards - Washington trades their pick to themselves and draft a very hardened guy named James.

6. Jordan Hill, Memphis Grizzlies -
j-hill/ so chill/ his basketball skills r ill/ Oj mayo wit the pill/ passes to Hill for the Kill/ Hill dunks and completes the bill/ yo yo...

7. Jonny Flynn, Golden State Warriors - any1 see any kind of trade happening here? If not Flynn 4 the win

8. Stephen Curry, New York Knicks - oi

9. Tyreke Evans, Toronto Raptors - perimeter scorer at last, Ev can also back up the point.

10. Tyler Hansbrough, Milwaukee Bucks - i hav a thing where i can tell who likes who based on appearance. i hav this thing where i can tell wat type of married woman like me based on their appearance. Since i'm a kid and their married woman, they don't like me as in like like me, but like me as in their obsessed with me as a kid. But all of them seem to similar look, it's kind of scary and hard to explain, but i can tell if it's going to b 1 of those woman based on how they look. Let me tell u a story. So 1 day a longg time ago wen i was a little kid we went 2 dis party and i saw a woman with the kind of look like she mite like me. Turned out i was rite. She doesn't even kno my mom, but after meeting me she started talking 2 my mom about how id b the perfect kid to sleepover with her kid and how awesome i was.
a few years later i went to a restaurant with my family and wen i thought id never see this woman again, i saw her at the restaurant. I managed to slip away without her seeing me, but she saw my brother, and asked him if he wasn't my brother. So after meeting me once in my life her: (a married woman, )still remembers me: (at that time a small kid.) Thats how obsessed she was wit me. the restaurant thing was 2 years ago. So point is, i hav this thing where i can tell who likes who based on appearance, all woman who like me have some sort of similar feature. Wat im trying to say is Scott Skiles has the kind of look of the type of ppl who r crazy about Tyler Hansbrough.

11. James Johnson, New Jersey Nets - THEY NEED SF THEY GET SF CASED CLOSED

12. Demar Derozan, Charlotte Bobcats - Bboobbccaatts pick up DeMar b4 he drops any further. Nex step, pick up Allen Iverson! Mwahahahahahahaha.

13. Dejuan Blair, Indiana Pacers - brings toughness and rebounding. Hey does any1 kno how to keep ur dad from forcing u 2 take shots? just wondering.

14. Chase Budinger, Phoenix Suns - Shoot, Run, Dunk. Another weopen 4 a team trying to win NOW. I hav a weird feeling Phoenix won't keep this pick but i dont kno wat they'll do, very unpredictable, so i'll keep them here. Point is, their going to get their hands on Nick Calathes somehow.


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Haha that rap was aight, a

Haha that rap was aight, a couple lines were pretty funny

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nice rapping

I love the rap but Hansbrough is not going in the lottery. Teams are not quite sure he will produce like he did in College. I think he wil slip to about 20

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I cannot believe you made a

I cannot believe you made a Griff Rap..that's tight

no problems in your mock either

check out mine and feedback please! http://www.nbadraft.net/node/7358

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"Scott Skiles has the kind

"Scott Skiles has the kind of look of the type of ppl who r crazy about Tyler Hansbrough" ........haha rapidcif you r a trip.

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wow

this is like Vitale on crack....

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Engrish Please?

Dude, seriously? The rapping was nice.

... However, you carried your Ebonics through your entire post. It took away from whatever information you wanted to bestow upon us. I was reading and you just kept on ranting. WTF? Furthermore, posting your topic under such a misleading name will only get you negative points. It just shows that people on this site don't respect your knowledge of the game enough to read your mock. If you actually provided us with relevant information and insight instead of ranting, you just "mite" get some points.

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Hansbrough and stuff

y do u think i gave it that title? Now u kno rite? It really was an XXX mock draft, i wasn't frontin and now u no. Just wanted 2 do something different, but mabye their was too much of it.

About Hansbrough: Hansbrough was originally like a around 20 something kind of pick. But UNC fans who didn't understand the transition between the NCAA and NBA game were hatin on how Hansbrough was so low, and thought he shuld b a top 5 pick. So every1 started explaining how Hansbrough will suck in the NBA and with all that focus on the negativity, he was starting to get underrated a bit, especially since his measurements weren't bad. I still dont think lottery teams dig Hansbrough all that much but i hav a feeling there's just this ONE team that likes him and i think it's the Bucks. And yes, Scott Skiles does have that kind of face. The story i told was seriously true it's just it's hard to explain.

On my way 2 ur mock Knickboy.

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any1 think Gerald H shuld b

any1 think Gerald H shuld b in here?

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This is was actually

This is was actually entertaining. thumbs up.

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XXX UNCENSORED

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