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Lil Leroy Won!

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Lil Leroy Won!

Ight y’all so there is this Korean chick. Since today is Tuesday and according to my record book she walks home that day. So she was walkin with this dude and it turned out she was getting a ride home from him. Since i somewhat knew the guy also, I just walked up to them and asked for a ride home as well. So being the conversation starter and all, this chick starts talkin about a pool party on Saturday and ish.

Me being desperate and all starts jumping in. Mind that I did not jack off so my brain cells were runnin pretty well and my game was on point. She starts giggling and chuckling to what I was saying and the other guy was just walkin by the side quiet. Even in the car, this honeydip kept looking back at me as we chatted and was really outgoing and all that.

I felt bad for the other dude cause I was cockblockin not to mention he was giving me a ride home. He dropped both of us off by her house and from there I continued to walk home. I was going to proceed to go in on this honeydip right on the sidewalk but her being Asian and all, I was aware that her dad might come out with a butchers knife and chop my weenis off. In the end it was a win win situation! number 1, I now know where she lives after days of stalking. number 2, I finally talked her so theres a bigger chance i'll get it in with her nawm sayin? Lookin to lay the pipe soon !


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First of all the weenis is

First of all the weenis is the excess skin on your elbow, not sure why here father would have any interest in cutting that off but ok. And second, 8 year olds aren't allowed to drive. You know better than that Leroy. And third, if her dad is Asian, he'll ask for a copy of your report card and criminal record, not come out with a butchers knife.

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Le'Pew Jenkins Still having

Le'Pew Jenkins Still having those WET DREAMS!!!!!

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WTF does Le'Pew mean you

WTF does Le'Pew mean you jerk?

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It means YOU ARE NOT REAL!!

It means YOU ARE NOT REAL!!

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Le'Pew Jenkins Still having

Le'Pew Jenkins Still having those WET DREAMS!!!!!

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I done

I done

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