lets have fun.
lets hear your pickup lines.
they can be funny or what you actually use.
Looking around the room, I can tell that you are the most beautiful girl in the room.
(In the whole wide room.)
And when you're on the street, depending on the street, I bet you are definitely in the top three good-looking girls on the street.
(Depending on the street.)
Let's get out of here.
Let's get in a cab.
I'LL BUY YOU A KEBAB!
- I be goin ham Shawty upgrade from bologna
- So uh...have you ever spent the night with a NBADraft.net funniest user award winner?
- I'm just a squirrel trying to get a nut baby...and you're looking like a pecan tree right about now
how much for the night?
My primary pick-up line:
"I've got candy."
If they don't go for that then I usually just pick them up and throw them in the van. Some of them are fast though. That's why I never go anywhere without my tranquilizer darts.
If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?
Be unique and different, say yes.
damn fellas, step your game up.
those arent impressive to me, if i was a girl, well.... ill leave it at that.
I love dogs with epilepsy.
i got her fur sure
1.Baby you summer time fine
2.Baby you winter time cold
3. Can I hit it in the morning?
I 'm 6'6 and often get confused with pro basketball players when i'm out ..So i dont need pickup lines..I only need to work alot of overtime to pay for a nice expensive looking rental car...
I have AIDS....just kidding...would you like to have sex?
You know, I beat the crap out of Scott Bao in a club 7 years ago...knob job???
Jerrod from Subway is a F A G
those seem to have the most success for me
My Dad is Bob Saget?
You smell terrible, if I were to bang you it would be considered me doing you a favor...idoit
I do not wear adult diapers!
Is it considered prostitution if I trade you a bag of Sun Chips for a handy?
"You smell terrible, if I were to bang you it would be considered me doing you a favor...idoit"
Works like butter.
You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
hey you want to go back to my house for pizza and sex?
if they respond by slapping you or getting pissed at you
what you dont like pizza?
Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
""Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"
gimme that p*ssy b*tch
Hey would you like to go half on my &$#%#&@!?
hey, do u know karate? cuz your body is kickin
I like Windex because it's blue. Wanna make out?
I'm pretty sure the Hypnotoad wills us to be together. All glory to the Hypnotoad!
I'll be Delonte; you be Lebron's mom.
Girl you must of ate lucky charms this morning because you lookin' magically delicious.
Are you a parking ticket? Cause you got fine written all over you!
Are you from heaven? Because I have an erection.
My name is McDunkin
I just put on my Kobe mask and hit up local hotel bars.....
Hey its either you give it to me or Big Ben takes it......