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- Posted on: Thu, 01/20/2011 - 7:58pm #25044
valentinealright people
lets hear your pickup lines.
they can be funny or what you actually use.
0 - Posted on: Thu, 01/20/2011 - 8:11pm #477263
butidonthavemoneyLooking around the room, I can tell that you are the most beautiful girl in the room.
(In the whole wide room.)
OooOOooOOO
And when you’re on the street, depending on the street, I bet you are definitely in the top three good-looking girls on the street.
(Depending on the street.)
Let’s get out of here.
Let’s get in a cab.
I’LL BUY YOU A KEBAB!
0 - Posted on: Thu, 01/20/2011 - 8:16pm #477265
llperezhow much for the night?
0 - Posted on: Thu, 01/20/2011 - 8:16pm #477264
McDunkin- I be goin ham Shawty upgrade from bologna
- So uh…have you ever spent the night with a NBADraft.net funniest user award winner?
- Please?
- I’m just a squirrel trying to get a nut baby…and you’re looking like a pecan tree right about now
0 - Posted on: Thu, 01/20/2011 - 8:17pm #477266
butidonthavemoneyMy primary pick-up line:
"I’ve got candy."
0 - Posted on: Thu, 01/20/2011 - 8:19pm #477268
butidonthavemoneyIf they don’t go for that then I usually just pick them up and throw them in the van. Some of them are fast though. That’s why I never go anywhere without my tranquilizer darts.
0 - Posted on: Thu, 01/20/2011 - 8:20pm #477269
bennydabullParticipantIf I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?
Be unique and different, say yes.
0 - Posted on: Thu, 01/20/2011 - 8:27pm #477271
Stevendamn fellas, step your game up.
those arent impressive to me, if i was a girl, well…. ill leave it at that.
0 - Posted on: Thu, 01/20/2011 - 8:35pm #477272
butidonthavemoneyI love dogs with epilepsy.
0 - Posted on: Thu, 01/20/2011 - 9:17pm #477275
PlatypusParticipant - Posted on: Thu, 01/20/2011 - 9:34pm #477279
thaprodigyParticipant1.Baby you summer time fine
2.Baby you winter time cold
3. Can I hit it in the morning?
0 - Posted on: Thu, 01/20/2011 - 9:39pm #477281
RUDEBOY_ParticipantI ‘m 6’6 and often get confused with pro basketball players when i’m out ..So i dont need pickup lines..I only need to work alot of overtime to pay for a nice expensive looking rental car…
0 - Posted on: Thu, 01/20/2011 - 10:06pm #477285
JoeWolf1I have AIDS….just kidding…would you like to have sex?
You know, I beat the crap out of Scott Bao in a club 7 years ago…knob job???
Jerrod from Subway is a F A G
those seem to have the most success for me
0 - Posted on: Thu, 01/20/2011 - 10:50pm #477287
JoeWolf1My Dad is Bob Saget?
You smell terrible, if I were to bang you it would be considered me doing you a favor…idoit
I do not wear adult diapers!
Is it considered prostitution if I trade you a bag of Sun Chips for a handy?
0 - Posted on: Thu, 01/20/2011 - 11:54pm #477288
butidonthavemoney"You smell terrible, if I were to bang you it would be considered me doing you a favor…idoit"
Works like butter.
0 - Posted on: Fri, 01/21/2011 - 12:14am #477289
ItsVictorOladipoParticipantYou must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
0 - Posted on: Fri, 01/21/2011 - 3:30am #477296
zha123Participanthey you want to go back to my house for pizza and sex?
if they respond by slapping you or getting pissed at you
what you dont like pizza?
0 - Posted on: Fri, 01/21/2011 - 3:32am #477297
Im Your FatherParticipantHey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
0- Posted on: Fri, 01/21/2011 - 7:46am #477330
Exek1Participant""Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"
LMAO!! Nice!
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- Posted on: Fri, 01/21/2011 - 9:16am #477346
IknoBall12Participantgimme that p*ssy b*tch
0 - Posted on: Fri, 01/21/2011 - 10:02am #477356
getacombHey would you like to go half on my bastard?
0 - Posted on: Fri, 01/21/2011 - 10:05am #477358
Malik-UniversalParticipanthey, do u know karate? cuz your body is kickin
0 - Posted on: Fri, 01/21/2011 - 3:29pm #477435
Counting StarsParticipantI like Windex because it’s blue. Wanna make out?
I’m pretty sure the Hypnotoad wills us to be together. All glory to the Hypnotoad!
I’ll be Delonte; you be Lebron’s mom.
0 - Posted on: Fri, 01/21/2011 - 4:49pm #477464
KayjayParticipantGirl you must of ate lucky charms this morning because you lookin’ magically delicious.
0 - Posted on: Fri, 01/21/2011 - 5:27pm #477472
theasianpersuasionParticipantAre you a parking ticket? Cause you got fine written all over you!
0 - Posted on: Mon, 01/24/2011 - 6:17pm #478272
wd40rocksParticipantAre you from heaven? Because I have an erection.
0 - Posted on: Tue, 01/25/2011 - 10:09am #478376
HitsterParticipantMy name is McDunkin
0 - Posted on: Tue, 01/25/2011 - 10:12am #478377
midwestbbscoutParticipantI just put on my Kobe mask and hit up local hotel bars…..
0 - Posted on: Tue, 01/25/2011 - 10:23am #478381
goneParticipantHey its either you give it to me or Big Ben takes it……
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