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  • #25044
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    valentine

     alright people

    lets hear your pickup lines. 

    they can be funny or what you actually use. 

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  • #477263
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    butidonthavemoney

    Looking around the room, I can tell that you are the most beautiful girl in the room.

    (In the whole wide room.)

    OooOOooOOO

    And when you’re on the street, depending on the street, I bet you are definitely in the top three good-looking girls on the street.

    (Depending on the street.)

    Let’s get out of here.

    Let’s get in a cab.

    I’LL BUY YOU A KEBAB!

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  • #477265
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    llperez

    how much for the night?

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  • #477264
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    McDunkin
    1. I be goin ham Shawty upgrade from bologna
    2. So uh…have you ever spent the night with a NBADraft.net funniest user award winner?
    3. Please?
    4. I’m just a squirrel trying to get a nut baby…and you’re looking like a pecan tree right about now
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  • #477266
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    butidonthavemoney

    My primary pick-up line:

    "I’ve got candy."

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  • #477268
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    butidonthavemoney

    If they don’t go for that then I usually just pick them up and throw them in the van. Some of them are fast though. That’s why I never go anywhere without my tranquilizer darts.

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  • #477269
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    bennydabull
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    If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?

    Be unique and different, say yes.

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  • #477271
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    Steven

    damn fellas, step your game up. 

    those arent impressive to me, if i was a girl, well…. ill leave it at that. 

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  • #477272
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    butidonthavemoney

    I love dogs with epilepsy.

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  • #477275
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    Platypus
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  • #477279
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    thaprodigy
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    1.Baby you summer time fine

    2.Baby you winter time cold

    3. Can I hit it in the morning?

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  • #477281
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    RUDEBOY_
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    I ‘m 6’6 and often get confused with pro basketball players when i’m out ..So i dont need pickup lines..I only need to work alot of overtime to pay for a nice expensive looking rental car…

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  • #477285
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    JoeWolf1

    I have AIDS….just kidding…would you like to have sex?

    You know, I beat the crap out of Scott Bao in a club 7 years ago…knob job???

    Jerrod from Subway is a F A G

     

    those seem to have the most success for me

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  • #477287
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    JoeWolf1

     My Dad is Bob Saget?

    You smell terrible, if I were to bang you it would be considered me doing you a favor…idoit

    I do not wear adult diapers!

    Is it considered prostitution if I trade you a bag of Sun Chips for a handy?

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  • #477288
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    butidonthavemoney

    "You smell terrible, if I were to bang you it would be considered me doing you a favor…idoit"

    Works like butter.

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  • #477289
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    ItsVictorOladipo
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    You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.

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  • #477296
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    zha123
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     hey you want to go back to my house for pizza and sex? 

    if they respond by slapping you or getting pissed at you

    what you dont like pizza?

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  • #477297
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    Im Your Father
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    Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you? 

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    • #477330
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      Exek1
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      ""Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

      LMAO!!  Nice!

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  • #477346
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    IknoBall12
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    gimme that p*ssy b*tch

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  • #477356
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    getacomb

    Hey would you like to go half on my bastard? 

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  • #477358
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    Malik-Universal
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    hey, do u know karate? cuz your body is kickin

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  • #477435
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    Counting Stars
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    I like Windex because it’s blue. Wanna make out?

    I’m pretty sure the Hypnotoad wills us to be together. All glory to the Hypnotoad!

    I’ll be Delonte; you be Lebron’s mom.

     

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  • #477464
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    Kayjay
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    Girl you must of ate lucky charms this morning because you lookin’ magically delicious.

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  • #477472
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    theasianpersuasion
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    Are you a parking ticket?  Cause you got fine written all over you!

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  • #478272
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    wd40rocks
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     Are you from heaven? Because I have an erection.

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  • #478376
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    Hitster
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    My name is McDunkin

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  • #478377
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    midwestbbscout
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    I just put on my Kobe mask and hit up local hotel bars…..

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  • #478381
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    gone
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    Hey its either you give it to me or Big Ben takes it……

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