Leroys wrestling review

why is everyone hating on my abs? i've worked 15 years to get them....lol

I watched the Royal Rumble last night. Actually, I spent $50 for it because its one of the big 4 me and my dad would actually pay to watch (Wrestlemania, Summerslam, and usually Unfogiven being the others).. While the PPV was solid, it was not worth the $50.

I liked the Ziggler/Punk match the most. They put on a show but stupid Johnny Laurantis was so pointless as an outside enforcer. I hope they fire him at GM tonight and make some new controversies because he's pretty boring like Punk suggests

Cena vs Kane wasn't bad but boy did they make Kane look unstoppable. They should have gave him the clean Win instead of the double count out. Leroy, I know you love your boy Cena but he needs to drop the Super Cena act and become a HEEL again! He might as well go back to being the Dr. of Thug-a-nomics lol... still, we'll see how this fued plays out in the next couple of months

All the other matches were kinda lame. But I will say this, if I have to change my username on here, I already know what it is going to be... SOMEBODY CALL MY MOMMA! His swag is over 9000 Leroy!!! This dude is hilarious PLUS he pulls two jawns at the same time. #SWAG #SWAG #SWAG

Now for the most important match... the Royal Rumble! They changed the timing of when a new participant would come into the ring from 2 minutes to 90 seconds. This really sped it up and kind of ruined it for me. Add the fact that there were 5-6 pointless wrestlers (Cole, King, Hacksaw etc etc) and that made me mad cuz some other youngster could have gotten a spot. However, having the final four of Big Show, Orton, Jericho, and Shameus was awesome and those four salvaged that match. I'm glad Shameus won. He'll have a huge 2012 but I hope he keeps that BABYface image and not turn HEEL again. He's more exciting that way, aint that right little fella?

I'd give the PPV 8 out of 10

Well thanks for inviting yourself into my thread you freaking jerk.

first match was pretty garbage, but i like daniel bryan since he is doing it big for the lil guys so im happy he won but its still too short of a match to be a 3-way title cage match

2nd match Bella Twins, Beth Phoenix, Natalya vs. Kelly Kelly, Alicia Fox, Tamina, and Eve. Didnt really care but their boobies looked good.

3rd match John Cena vs. Kane hated all the hate on Cena by this masked jerk, and whats p with Zack getting his rippled but beet on the regular?

Drew McIntyre vs. Brodus Clay: Brodus clay is that dude.Another easy win for him

CM Punk vs. Dolph Ziggler Match of the night to me. If Dolph can ditch that stupid name he could be the future of the WWE even with his ginourmas jaw

HATED the rumble I was hoping Sin Cara would come back and what was up with the odd choices in wrestlers

Super Aamir aka Great Khali, only one Uso, Road Dogg?

I did not want Sheamus to win he sucked as champ before.

Ok PPV but no fueds were settled and no divas thongs were seen.

5.0 jerks out of 10

Best moment of the entire night, hands down.

"They're locking up!"

That was pretty nice yupyup

But honestly, I thought Kofi stole the show with this...AMAZING strength and balance!

I totally called that beforehand. I said: what if someone did a handstand to avoid elimination? Then it happened, and I was happy.

I am now the happiest wrestling fan alive!

You two know wrestling is fake.. right?

I'm not trying to diss you two, just asking lmao

Yes I do. Every show on TV barring news/sports is fake too. I don't care, Undertaker has returned!

Tounge-Out, don't bring up WWE being fake, I did that once and ever since Leroy's been jacking my swag, lol...........................

I May be Wrong, you spent 50 Bucks on an event that you could've watched for FREE, you disgrace to the race. All you need to do is fuind a high quality FREE online streaming site, hook your computer up to your TV, and there you have it, quality entertainment that saves you 50 Bucks.

And Leroy, It's funny you bring that up cause just the other day someone called me the Great Kahli, and I only vaguely knew who he was, and I asked why, and they said cause I'm Indian, tall, and have a goatee just like him, lol.

I won't take points from you guys. I'm way too happy.

*ProudGrandpa nods his head enthusiastically, agrees with everybody else, tries to mask the perplexedness in his eyes*

I know its fake (not 100% but the plots are scripted. The falls are real though)... but @yupyup, I knew you'd be happy with Taker! lol I guess we'll have HHH vs Taker part 2 at Mania. Last years was good but I don't know how they can top it. Anyways, good to see Deadman around for a bit

You have no idea. I just got into wrestling after last years WM. Then I became a huge fan of Taker from youtube videos, but last night was the 1st time I'd actually seen him live. When the gong went off I pretty much became a 5 year old little girl.