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Or Kazakhstan

Or Kazakhstan

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When John Bryant lost 40 lbs

When John Bryant lost 40 lbs or whatever to play college basketball he was actually harpooned and his excess fat was removed and sold for lamp oil.

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Bryant

its true that he routinely leaves womens' vagines looking like sleeve of wizard....

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that kazekstan song is

that kazekstan song is actually pretty catchy.... hey mcdunkin guesssssss what.... yea i applied for that job again and i....... got it, i passed the drug test, ohhh yeah funny animated gif

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Peeing in a dunk n donuts

Peeing in a dunk n donuts cup, putting it on the reception desk, and then running away does not count as a official MMA drug test....i dont care what lies sherry in accounting told you.

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actually... its was a mouth

actually... its was a mouth swab test... and i just used mouth wash like 10 minutes before i did it, and whatever man i just made my own group the mmadbnlmbihg (mdunkin makes awful decisions by not letting mcserbian be in his group). nobody &$#%#&@! with us man... this guy is my latest recruitment

funny animated gif

^^^waka flocka's older brother

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true story

when John Bryant took an NBA mandated drug test he told the physician to "say ahhhh" and proceeded to p*ss in his mouth.....

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Relevance

Relevance bump.

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these are funny lmaoooo

these are funny lmaoooo

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If John Bryant dies of AIDS,

If John Bryant dies of AIDS, did he really die?

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John Bryant actually won

John Bryant actually won Nathan's hot dog eating contest when he was 5, but he was banned for life after eating another competetor's hand as he went into a full on feeding frenzy mode similar to that of black tip reef sharks.

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hi ron

hi ron

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John Bryant is doing

John Bryant is doing surprisingly well in Germany.

14.4 PPG, 11.0 RPG

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hes a decent player just not

hes a decent player just not very quick and not an nba player he can put up bug stats if hes in the right place in the d league duane jones puts up big stats but in the nba hes a nobody same with patty mills

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a joke

When Chuck Norris jumps in a pool, he doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck Norris.

When John Bryant jumps in a pool, he gets wet. So do all the small children.

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