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I did not know that!

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no thanks

I can already imagine. He didn't try to hid anything in those tight ass wranglers he walked around wearing all the time. It was pretty discusting

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Eat it YAO!

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John Bryant stole my burrito

Check it: http://www.facebook.com/s.php?q=john+bryant&init=q&sid=f903ca833f2a30c98...

OK, now I get the jokes about my stat rankings. Didn't see this thread before that!

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I can so seeing the team

I can so seeing the team that drafts John Bryant bringing in Greg Ostertag to teach him the "Ropes" in this league.

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funniest post ever.

funniest post ever.

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haha i miss this thread.

haha
i miss this thread.

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i had to bring it back. dows

i had to bring it back. dows anyone have anymore jokes about Bryant?

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John Bryant doesnt fit on an

John Bryant doesnt fit on an NBA roster.

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it has been reported

it has been reported playgirl magazine has been sued for showing shirtless picstures of John Bryant, causing the death of a 21 year old female. details have not been released!

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John Bryant

John Bryant fell into a deep depression on June 25 after discovering no NBA team wanted him. (The few) Sources close to him say is has lost the will to live. He is rapidly gaining weight and refuses to get his body hair waxed. John Bryant's only friend (btownkid) even attempted to kidnap a 9 year old boyscout to cheer him up but John still refuses to engage in even his favorite hobby. His apperence is drastically changing daily and btownkid fears a Michael Jackson type of physical transformation.

"He is in a downward spiral, me and his Mother don't know how to cheer him up." btownkid said. "We started a charity for him but all we could raise was my 5 dollar a week allowance."

The 6'11" convicted sexual predator's physical transformation would truly be worrisome if the world cared about him. Only sources at butidonthavemoney have photos of the disgusting metamorphosis.

June 30:

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As you can see, he just keeps getting fatter and uglier. How could he possibly get any worse? butidonthavemoney will keep you covered.

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LMFAO, THAT WAS CLASSIC

LMFAO, THAT WAS CLASSIC

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John Bryant

John Bryant makes Sean May look like Mary-Kate Olsen.

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Uh Oh!

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hahahaha thats the best one ^

hahahaha thats the best one ^

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...

Marcus Fizer is....

marcus fizer Pictures, Images and Photos

John Bryant Pictures, Images and Photos

the hip-hop version of John Bryant...

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The funniest thing is that

The funniest thing is that Btownkid is butidonthavemoney! And they were talking to each other on the first page. Hilarious and slightly crazy. great stuff

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HAHA

The announcers were making fun of John Bryant on ESPN during the New Orleans/San Antonio game!!! HAHAHA

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Candy, anyone?

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funny!

yes, van gundy said who is that? I think I read he lost wait! What a perv bryant is losing weight for the youngins. Opening night for the Jazz I have expectations of a top 4 seed in the west. I no jazz are thin with korver and miles out but i expect mathews to have a great season like Beniot did bck in the day!

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I miss this thread. That

I miss this thread. That weight transformation from John Bryant to Zach Randolph is priceless.

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I know

We owe it all to you buddy. You started this. These forums are lame now.

You remember that mod, tli? He's in prison for rape/murder (at least 6 victims, all names confidential). He was always fun to pick on.

On a completely different subject, birdman, mikenike, badger, SpencerIsHawesome, QHaynes and knicksfreak are all missing. Once again I am sure there is no connection between tli and the missing posters.

This website is now devoted to Brandon Jennings. He is running NBADraft.net nowadays. No interesting conversation, no fun. Just a bunch of people tearing down other players to make a point. You wouldn't have thought that clippers and d-grizzly would have become two of the most respected posters on here. llperez, MagikKnick and iguodala9 are also pretty cool.

Fizer is sending me naked pictures of himself and Orange Juice Jones is blackmailing me (Why did I have to visit that necrophilia site???).

If I had any kind of life, (or even an interest), I would have ditched the lot of you losers a long time ago. This topic is the only reason I have faith in NBADraft.net. JOHN BRYANT 4EVER!!!!!!!!!

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LOOOOOL butidonthavemoney AKA Antoine Walker

I did send you a Jenna Haze pic so that you can have "another" thing to do besides enjoy watching my naked pics dawg...LOL

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i'm back. its been too

i'm back. its been too depressing to come on here for knicks fans. All we wanted was Jennings and now hes playing better than anyone thought so soon. I want to shoot myself. At least Jordan Hill can warm the bench like no other. Douglas has been a decent surprise but he cant seem to score and assist in the same game.

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Uhhhhhhhhhh, I barely made

Uhhhhhhhhhh, I barely made it out alive, cant say the same for the other ones, pray for them that they may make it out alive.

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Hee

knickfreak, it's good to see you back and un-molested. mikenike, happy you made it out alive.

Fizer, I had no idea a male human being could contort his body like that like that, while making that expression with his face... Disturbing, yet enticing. You may have a career in this after all.

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It's all good, man. You're in the clear. I tried e-mailing you, but you didn't respond. Anyways, btownkid gave me three weeks' allowance, a double cheese cheese steak from Quizno's and a one-of-a-kind Tyrone Hill mask. It was much less than the $239,068 that I asked for, but I know that he worked really, really hard on that mask.

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WHOO HOO

SWEET FREEDOM!!!!!!

(Love the Tyrone Hill reference BTW. Haven't thought of that guy for a long time."

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YES

Yessir

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umm....their allowing pics

umm....their allowing pics again?

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Let's see

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Yep....

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I Just Can't Stop

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Hahahaha the post that never

Hahahaha the post that never dies

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My life is better for reading

My life is better for reading this.

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John O'Bryant was Gilbert

John O'Bryant was Gilbert Arenas's cellmate.

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John Bryant makes Miley Cyrus

John Bryant makes Miley Cyrus wish she was 18

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John Bryant has quit

John Bryant has quit basketball and is now a tattoo artist...he just finished up this masterpiece:

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_nG-qveSpwas/SsOHUkELiaI/AAAAAAAAAQk/RyE4lPREYZ...

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Jesus has a tattoo of John

Jesus has a tattoo of John Bryant on his arm

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true fact....

on a recent trip to Salt Lake City, Mr. T was confronted at the border by John Bryant.....Bryant proceeded to tell Mr. T that they don't take too kindly to flashy gold jewlery in Utah and if he wants to enter the state he will have to turn the gold over to him.....in obvious fear of his life T gave it up instantly and has walked around without his signature bling ever since.....

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John Bryant is only 20,000

John Bryant is only 20,000 women away from surpassing Wilt

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most of these arent even true

most of these arent even true

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John you have gone wild

John you have gone wild

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"If John Bryant falls in the

"If John Bryant falls in the forest, and nobody is around to hear him, does he make a sound?"

Not only did I laugh very loud (and get stared at awkwardly by my roomates), but I screamed a little too smh

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John Bryant made every child in Luxemburg warm for an entire winter by supplying them with custom made parkas stuffed with his armpit hair....

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH YUGOSLAVIA!!!! ohhhh that was a good one man... name a country that still exists bro... like the soviet union, he could probably play there

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Or Narnia

Or Narnia

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or

Middle Earth

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Alderon

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