John Bryant Facts
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OK, now I get the jokes about my stat rankings. Didn't see this thread before that!
John Bryant fell into a deep depression on June 25 after discovering no NBA team wanted him. (The few) Sources close to him say is has lost the will to live. He is rapidly gaining weight and refuses to get his body hair waxed. John Bryant's only friend (btownkid) even attempted to kidnap a 9 year old boyscout to cheer him up but John still refuses to engage in even his favorite hobby. His apperence is drastically changing daily and btownkid fears a Michael Jackson type of physical transformation.
"He is in a downward spiral, me and his Mother don't know how to cheer him up." btownkid said. "We started a charity for him but all we could raise was my 5 dollar a week allowance."
The 6'11" convicted sexual predator's physical transformation would truly be worrisome if the world cared about him. Only sources at butidonthavemoney have photos of the disgusting metamorphosis.
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As you can see, he just keeps getting fatter and uglier. How could he possibly get any worse? butidonthavemoney will keep you covered.
yes, van gundy said who is that? I think I read he lost wait! What a perv bryant is losing weight for the youngins. Opening night for the Jazz I have expectations of a top 4 seed in the west. I no jazz are thin with korver and miles out but i expect mathews to have a great season like Beniot did bck in the day!
We owe it all to you buddy. You started this. These forums are lame now.
You remember that mod, tli? He's in prison for rape/murder (at least 6 victims, all names confidential). He was always fun to pick on.
On a completely different subject, birdman, mikenike, badger, SpencerIsHawesome, QHaynes and knicksfreak are all missing. Once again I am sure there is no connection between tli and the missing posters.
This website is now devoted to Brandon Jennings. He is running NBADraft.net nowadays. No interesting conversation, no fun. Just a bunch of people tearing down other players to make a point. You wouldn't have thought that clippers and d-grizzly would have become two of the most respected posters on here. llperez, MagikKnick and iguodala9 are also pretty cool.
Fizer is sending me naked pictures of himself and Orange Juice Jones is blackmailing me (Why did I have to visit that necrophilia site???).
If I had any kind of life, (or even an interest), I would have ditched the lot of you losers a long time ago. This topic is the only reason I have faith in NBADraft.net. JOHN BRYANT 4EVER!!!!!!!!!
i'm back. its been too depressing to come on here for knicks fans. All we wanted was Jennings and now hes playing better than anyone thought so soon. I want to shoot myself. At least Jordan Hill can warm the bench like no other. Douglas has been a decent surprise but he cant seem to score and assist in the same game.
knickfreak, it's good to see you back and un-molested. mikenike, happy you made it out alive.
Fizer, I had no idea a male human being could contort his body like that like that, while making that expression with his face... Disturbing, yet enticing. You may have a career in this after all.
It's all good, man. You're in the clear. I tried e-mailing you, but you didn't respond. Anyways, btownkid gave me three weeks' allowance, a double cheese cheese steak from Quizno's and a one-of-a-kind Tyrone Hill mask. It was much less than the $239,068 that I asked for, but I know that he worked really, really hard on that mask.
John Bryant has quit basketball and is now a tattoo artist...he just finished up this masterpiece:
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_nG-qveSpwas/SsOHUkELiaI/AAAAAAAAAQk/RyE4lPREYZ...
on a recent trip to Salt Lake City, Mr. T was confronted at the border by John Bryant.....Bryant proceeded to tell Mr. T that they don't take too kindly to flashy gold jewlery in Utah and if he wants to enter the state he will have to turn the gold over to him.....in obvious fear of his life T gave it up instantly and has walked around without his signature bling ever since.....
I did not know that!
By squirmydude at 2009-06-11