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  • #4572
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    auber
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    I know most of you know the Chuck Norris facts going around the Internet, so why not start one up on how bad John Bryant really is. I think this can be a riot around NBA Draft forums and maybe give him the hype needed so he can go play in Yugoslovia or somewhere of that caliber. So I’ll start this one up.

    Fact, John Bryant is so dangerous around children that he’s been arrested 6 times for child endangerment.

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  • #158171
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    butidonthavemoney

    If John Bryant falls in the forest, and nobody is around to hear him, does he make a sound?

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  • #158173
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    Knicksboy34
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    How many college basketball seasons does it take for John Bryant to get into the NBA? The world may never know!!!!

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  • #158182
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    btownkid

    what makes you think hes dangerous around children

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  • #158186
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    btownkid

    how would john bryant feel if he saw this

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  • #158187
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    zauerbach
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    i am john bryant

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  • #158188
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    Knicksboy34
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    im starting to think you are John Bryant Btownkid

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  • #158189
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    btownkid

    maybe I am

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  • #158193
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    Knicksboy34
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    so…what are you going to do about it…John?

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  • #158196
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    btownkid

    Im not john im just saying that your cruel and dispicable

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  • #158197
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    Knicksboy34
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    lol…its all in fun man

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  • #158199
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    btownkid

    what if someone said the same things about you

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  • #158200
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    butidonthavemoney

    John Bryant would want this. He loves the publicity.

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  • #158201
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    btownkid

    if you want to give him publicity suport him and tell how good he is

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  • #158203
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    butidonthavemoney

    Go John, Go!

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  • #158205
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    btownkid

    thanks bro

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  • #158213
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    butidonthavemoney

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    By squirmydude at 2009-06-07

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  • #158226
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    gatorheels
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    John Bryant is slower than a turtle in quick sand Hahahahahhaha

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  • #158230
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    btownkid

    still faster than stephon curry and rubio

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  • #158231
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    btownkid

    looks like hes enjoying that hug

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  • #158234
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    gatorheels
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    btownkid you really think Bryant & Nivins will both get drafted?

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  • #158235
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    btownkid

    yes they have good stats and will get a chance

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  • #158236
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    knicksfreak
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    John Bryant can walk into a sorority house and dry up the girls faster than 20 gynecologists with cotton swabs.

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  • #158238
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    knicksfreak
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    John Bryant has just been named the national spokesperson for abstinence. Not by choice.

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  • #158241
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    btownkid

    thats ggod stay abstinent

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  • #158249
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    rickyD510
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    There is no ‘ctrl’ button on John Bryants computer. John Bryant is always in control
    John Bryant can slam a revolving door

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  • #158254
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    butidonthavemoney

    You can divide John Bryant’s vertical leap by zero.

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  • #158282
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    Scott42444
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    Every time a bell rings, John Bryant gets an erection

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  • #158284
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    Scott42444
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    In that picture it looks like he’s hugging Jay Leno circa 1979

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  • #158285
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    knicksfreak
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    Looks like one of those Jonas brothers

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  • #158320
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    auber
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    John Bryant is so pathetic he was given a scholarship out of pity rather than actual talent through the make a wish foundation

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  • #158344
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    btownkid

    why he gets good stats

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  • #158345
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    btownkid

    are they going to get him to the nba to

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  • #158357
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    auber
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    They say the sun shines on a dogs ass some days. John Bryant isn’t that Dog.

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  • #158379
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    butidonthavemoney

    You’re a genius. When you started this thread nbadraft became x10 more fun.

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  • #158389
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    auber
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    If your not having a good time on the internet what elase could you possibly be doing.

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  • #158418
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    rvirsal
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    love the debates between auber and btownkid. who makes a forum topic “gentle teddy bear”? :)) how old is this kid anyway?

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  • #158431
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    auber
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    He alleges that he’s only 16. He took down the topic of him showing a picture of himself. He didn’t look a day over eleven.

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  • #158521
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    gatorheels
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    Haha that is some funny sh*t

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  • #160268
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    MrWoLee
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    john bryant and eric devendorff are both related somehow…

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  • #160277
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    birdman1113
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    John Bryants so ugly that tvs with parental control on block you from seeing the games when hes in.

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  • #160278
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    butidonthavemoney

    For everyone’s enjoyment.

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    By squirmydude at 2009-06-10

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  • #160290
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    knicksfreak
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    You dont see his flab in that picture.

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  • #160294
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    butidonthavemoney

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    By squirmydude at 2009-06-07

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  • #160297
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    j1232e
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    what ever happend to that kid. I think his feeling got hurt, He creid to mommy and she told him to stay off nbadraft.net

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  • #161563
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    auber
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    I can’t believe this thread is still going.

    John Bryant is so blind when he walked into a fish market he took one sniff and shouted “Hello ladies”

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  • #161578
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    llperez

    john Bryant makes Greg Ostertag look like a track star.

    Basketball, so easy, a John Bryant can do it.

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  • #161586
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    j1232e
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    is the 10th best college player. (according to the mantis draft value board.)

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  • #161589
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    butidonthavemoney

    LOOK WHAT I FOUND!

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    By squirmydude at 2009-06-11

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  • #161598
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    j1232e
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    Ostertag, did you know the o tag, has got a 4 inch tatoo of fred flinstone on his calf.

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  • #161601
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    llperez

    I heard if you buy the playgirl magazine, you get to see where he keeps his 4 inch tatoo of Barney Ruble.

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  • #161604
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    butidonthavemoney

    I did not know that!

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    By squirmydude at 2009-06-11

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  • #161605
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    j1232e
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    I can already imagine. He didn’t try to hid anything in those tight ass wranglers he walked around wearing all the time. It was pretty discusting

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  • #161609
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    butidonthavemoney

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    By squirmydude at 2009-06-11

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    The Mantis
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    auber
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    I can so seeing the team that drafts John Bryant bringing in Greg Ostertag to teach him the “Ropes” in this league.

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  • #185586
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    McWinning
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    funniest post ever.

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  • #185592
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    R-Dot-13
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    haha
    i miss this thread.

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  • #185596
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    McWinning
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    i had to bring it back. dows anyone have anymore jokes about Bryant?

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  • #185597
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    R-Dot-13
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    John Bryant doesnt fit on an NBA roster.

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  • #185601
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    McWinning
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    it has been reported playgirl magazine has been sued for showing shirtless picstures of John Bryant, causing the death of a 21 year old female. details have not been released!

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  • #185811
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    butidonthavemoney

    John Bryant fell into a deep depression on June 25 after discovering no NBA team wanted him. (The few) Sources close to him say is has lost the will to live. He is rapidly gaining weight and refuses to get his body hair waxed. John Bryant’s only friend (btownkid) even attempted to kidnap a 9 year old boyscout to cheer him up but John still refuses to engage in even his favorite hobby. His apperence is drastically changing daily and btownkid fears a Michael Jackson type of physical transformation.

    “He is in a downward spiral, me and his Mother don’t know how to cheer him up.” btownkid said. “We started a charity for him but all we could raise was my 5 dollar a week allowance.”

    The 6’11” convicted sexual predator’s physical transformation would truly be worrisome if the world cared about him. Only sources at butidonthavemoney have photos of the disgusting metamorphosis.

    June 30:

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    July 10:

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    As you can see, he just keeps getting fatter and uglier. How could he possibly get any worse? butidonthavemoney will keep you covered.

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  • #185814
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    MagikKnick
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    LMFAO, THAT WAS CLASSIC

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  • #185819
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    butidonthavemoney

    John Bryant makes Sean May look like Mary-Kate Olsen.

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    butidonthavemoney

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  • #224215
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    R-Dot-13
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    hahahaha thats the best one ^

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  • #224223
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    The Big O

    this thread is terrible

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  • #224234
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    Marcus Fizer is….

    marcus fizer Pictures, Images and Photos

    John Bryant Pictures, Images and Photos

    the hip-hop version of John Bryant…

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  • #224250
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    butidonthavemoney

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  • #224297
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    TheAlchemist

    The funniest thing is that Btownkid is butidonthavemoney! And they were talking to each other on the first page. Hilarious and slightly crazy. great stuff

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  • #224574
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    butidonthavemoney

    The announcers were making fun of John Bryant on ESPN during the New Orleans/San Antonio game!!! HAHAHA

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  • #224577
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    butidonthavemoney

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    butidonthavemoney

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  • #224583
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    j1232e
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    yes, van gundy said who is that? I think I read he lost wait! What a perv bryant is losing weight for the youngins. Opening night for the Jazz I have expectations of a top 4 seed in the west. I no jazz are thin with korver and miles out but i expect mathews to have a great season like Beniot did bck in the day!

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  • #230137
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    auber
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    I miss this thread. That weight transformation from John Bryant to Zach Randolph is priceless.

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  • #230280
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    butidonthavemoney

    We owe it all to you buddy. You started this. These forums are lame now.

    You remember that mod, tli? He’s in prison for rape/murder (at least 6 victims, all names confidential). He was always fun to pick on.

    On a completely different subject, birdman, mikenike, badger, SpencerIsHawesome, QHaynes and knicksfreak are all missing. Once again I am sure there is no connection between tli and the missing posters.

    This website is now devoted to Brandon Jennings. He is running NBADraft.net nowadays. No interesting conversation, no fun. Just a bunch of people tearing down other players to make a point. You wouldn’t have thought that clippers and d-grizzly would have become two of the most respected posters on here. llperez, MagikKnick and iguodala9 are also pretty cool.

    Fizer is sending me naked pictures of himself and Orange Juice Jones is blackmailing me (Why did I have to visit that necrophilia site???).

    If I had any kind of life, (or even an interest), I would have ditched the lot of you losers a long time ago. This topic is the only reason I have faith in NBADraft.net. JOHN BRYANT 4EVER!!!!!!!!!

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  • #230292
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    I did send you a Jenna Haze pic so that you can have “another” thing to do besides enjoy watching my naked pics dawg…LOL

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  • #230295
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    knicksfreak
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    i’m back. its been too depressing to come on here for knicks fans. All we wanted was Jennings and now hes playing better than anyone thought so soon. I want to shoot myself. At least Jordan Hill can warm the bench like no other. Douglas has been a decent surprise but he cant seem to score and assist in the same game.

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  • #230320
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    Michael.S.
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    Uhhhhhhhhhh, I barely made it out alive, cant say the same for the other ones, pray for them that they may make it out alive.

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  • #230335
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    butidonthavemoney

    knickfreak, it’s good to see you back and un-molested. mikenike, happy you made it out alive.

    Fizer, I had no idea a male human being could contort his body like that like that, while making that expression with his face… Disturbing, yet enticing. You may have a career in this after all.

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  • #230546
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    OrangeJuiceJones
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    It’s all good, man. You’re in the clear. I tried e-mailing you, but you didn’t respond. Anyways, btownkid gave me three weeks’ allowance, a double cheese cheese steak from Quizno’s and a one-of-a-kind Tyrone Hill mask. It was much less than the $239,068 that I asked for, but I know that he worked really, really hard on that mask.

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  • #230563
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    butidonthavemoney

    SWEET FREEDOM!!!!!!

    (Love the Tyrone Hill reference BTW. Haven’t thought of that guy for a long time.”

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  • #249493
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    butidonthavemoney

    Yessir

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  • #249497
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    Michael.S.
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    umm….their allowing pics again?

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  • #249498
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    OrangeJuiceJones
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    Yep….

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  • #249855
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    butidonthavemoney

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  • #249896
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    knicksfreak
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    Hahahaha the post that never dies

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  • #343022
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    the I in win
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    My life is better for reading this.

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  • #343079
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    OhCanada-
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    John O’Bryant was Gilbert Arenas’s cellmate.

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  • #343141
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    McDunkin

    John Bryant makes Miley Cyrus wish she was 18

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  • #359664
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    TRC1991
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    John Bryant has quit basketball and is now a tattoo artist…he just finished up this masterpiece:

    http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_nG-qveSpwas/SsOHUkELiaI/AAAAAAAAAQk/RyE4lPREYZ0/s400/deshawn_stevenson_tattoo_3.jpg

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  • #359675
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    SpencerIsHawesome2
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    Jesus has a tattoo of John Bryant on his arm

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  • #359677
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    midwestbbscout
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    on a recent trip to Salt Lake City, Mr. T was confronted at the border by John Bryant…..Bryant proceeded to tell Mr. T that they don’t take too kindly to flashy gold jewlery in Utah and if he wants to enter the state he will have to turn the gold over to him…..in obvious fear of his life T gave it up instantly and has walked around without his signature bling ever since…..

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  • #359681
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    SpencerIsHawesome2
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    John Bryant is only 20,000 women away from surpassing Wilt

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  • #417935
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    John-Bryant-54

    most of these arent even true

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  • #417946
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    John-Bryant-54

    most of these arent even true

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  • #417947
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    McDunkin

    John you have gone wild

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  • #417958
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    McDunkin

    John you have gone wild

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  • #417961
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    JNixon
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    "If John Bryant falls in the forest, and nobody is around to hear him, does he make a sound?"

    Not only did I laugh very loud (and get stared at awkwardly by my roomates), but I screamed a little too smh

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  • #417972
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    JNixon
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    "If John Bryant falls in the forest, and nobody is around to hear him, does he make a sound?"

    Not only did I laugh very loud (and get stared at awkwardly by my roomates), but I screamed a little too smh

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  • #419911
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    midwestbbscout
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    John Bryant made every child in Luxemburg warm for an entire winter by supplying them with custom made parkas stuffed with his armpit hair….

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    midwestbbscout
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    John Bryant made every child in Luxemburg warm for an entire winter by supplying them with custom made parkas stuffed with his armpit hair….

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  • #419930
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    basedSERB
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    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH YUGOSLAVIA!!!! ohhhh that was a good one man… name a country that still exists bro… like the soviet union, he could probably play there

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    basedSERB
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    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH YUGOSLAVIA!!!! ohhhh that was a good one man… name a country that still exists bro… like the soviet union, he could probably play there

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  • #419948
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    McDunkin

    Or Narnia

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  • #419953
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    McDunkin

    Or Narnia

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  • #419952
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    midwestbbscout
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    Middle Earth

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  • #419957
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    midwestbbscout
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    Middle Earth

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  • #419956
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    midwestbbscout
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    Alderon

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    midwestbbscout
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    Alderon

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  • #419965
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    OrangeJuiceJones
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    Or Kazakhstan

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  • #419968
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    OrangeJuiceJones
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    Or Kazakhstan

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  • #419979
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    JoeWolf1

     When John Bryant lost 40 lbs or whatever to play college basketball he was actually harpooned and his excess fat was removed and sold for lamp oil.

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  • #419982
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    JoeWolf1

     When John Bryant lost 40 lbs or whatever to play college basketball he was actually harpooned and his excess fat was removed and sold for lamp oil.

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  • #419983
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    midwestbbscout
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    its true that he routinely leaves womens’ vagines looking like sleeve of wizard….

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  • #419986
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    midwestbbscout
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    its true that he routinely leaves womens’ vagines looking like sleeve of wizard….

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  • #419985
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    basedSERB
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    that kazekstan song is actually pretty catchy…. hey mcdunkin guesssssss what…. yea i applied for that job again and i……. got it, i passed the drug test, ohhh yeah funny animated gif

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    basedSERB
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    that kazekstan song is actually pretty catchy…. hey mcdunkin guesssssss what…. yea i applied for that job again and i……. got it, i passed the drug test, ohhh yeah funny animated gif

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  • #420003
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    McDunkin

    Peeing in a dunk n donuts cup, putting it on the reception desk, and then running away does not count as a official MMA drug test….i dont care what lies sherry in accounting told you.

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  • #420006
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    McDunkin

    Peeing in a dunk n donuts cup, putting it on the reception desk, and then running away does not count as a official MMA drug test….i dont care what lies sherry in accounting told you.

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  • #420023
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    basedSERB
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    actually… its was a mouth swab test… and i just used mouth wash like 10 minutes before i did it,  and whatever man i just made my own group the mmadbnlmbihg (mdunkin makes awful decisions by not letting mcserbian be in his group). nobody fuks with us man… this guy is my latest recruitment

    funny animated gif

    ^^^waka flocka’s older brother

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    basedSERB
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    actually… its was a mouth swab test… and i just used mouth wash like 10 minutes before i did it,  and whatever man i just made my own group the mmadbnlmbihg (mdunkin makes awful decisions by not letting mcserbian be in his group). nobody fuks with us man… this guy is my latest recruitment

    funny animated gif

    ^^^waka flocka’s older brother

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  • #420025
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    midwestbbscout
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    when John Bryant took an NBA mandated drug test he told the physician to "say ahhhh" and proceeded to p*ss in his mouth…..

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    midwestbbscout
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    when John Bryant took an NBA mandated drug test he told the physician to "say ahhhh" and proceeded to p*ss in his mouth…..

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  • #509679
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    butidonthavemoney

    Relevance bump.

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    Malik-Universal
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    these are funny lmaoooo

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    Dale Worthington
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    If John Bryant dies of AIDS, did he really die?

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  • #519790
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    JoeWolf1

     John Bryant actually won Nathan’s hot dog eating contest when he was 5, but he was banned for life after eating another competetor’s hand as he went into a full on feeding frenzy mode similar to that of black tip reef sharks.

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    Tongue-Out-Like-23
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    John Bryant is doing surprisingly well in Germany.

    14.4 PPG, 11.0 RPG

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  • #519865
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    willie wise fan
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    hes a decent player just not very quick and not an nba player he can put up bug stats if hes in the right place in the d league duane jones puts up big stats but in the nba hes a nobody same with patty mills

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  • #520196
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    ProudGrandpa
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    When Chuck Norris jumps in a pool, he doesn’t get wet, the water gets Chuck Norris.

    When John Bryant jumps in a pool, he gets wet.  So do all the small children.

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  • #1034284
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    sittinsene
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    beautiful writing about you aglama  gotmak I keep track of your site. gaci I’m talking to you from my own site

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    sittinsene
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    beautiful writing about you aglama  gotmak I keep track of your site. gaci I’m talking to you from my own site

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