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John Bryant Facts

I know most of you know the Chuck Norris facts going around the Internet, so why not start one up on how bad John Bryant really is. I think this can be a riot around NBA Draft forums and maybe give him the hype needed so he can go play in Yugoslovia or somewhere of that caliber. So I'll start this one up.

Fact, John Bryant is so dangerous around children that he's been arrested 6 times for child endangerment.


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John Bryant

If John Bryant falls in the forest, and nobody is around to hear him, does he make a sound?

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How many college basketball

How many college basketball seasons does it take for John Bryant to get into the NBA? The world may never know!!!!

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what makes you think hes

what makes you think hes dangerous around children

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how would john bryant feel

how would john bryant feel if he saw this

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i am john bryant

i am john bryant

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im starting to think you are

im starting to think you are John Bryant Btownkid

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maybe I am

maybe I am

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so...what are you going to

so...what are you going to do about it...John?

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Im not john im just saying

Im not john im just saying that your cruel and dispicable

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lol...its all in fun man

lol...its all in fun man

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what if someone said the

what if someone said the same things about you

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John Bryant

John Bryant would want this. He loves the publicity.

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if you want to give him

if you want to give him publicity suport him and tell how good he is

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Support

Go John, Go!

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thanks bro

thanks bro

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John Bryant is slower than a

John Bryant is slower than a turtle in quick sand Hahahahahhaha

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still faster than stephon

still faster than stephon curry and rubio

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looks like hes enjoying that

looks like hes enjoying that hug

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btownkid you really think

btownkid you really think Bryant & Nivins will both get drafted?

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yes they have good stats and

yes they have good stats and will get a chance

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John Bryant can walk into a

John Bryant can walk into a sorority house and dry up the girls faster than 20 gynecologists with cotton swabs.

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John Bryant has just been

John Bryant has just been named the national spokesperson for abstinence. Not by choice.

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thats ggod stay abstinent

thats ggod stay abstinent

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There is no 'ctrl' button on

There is no 'ctrl' button on John Bryants computer. John Bryant is always in control
John Bryant can slam a revolving door

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John Bryant

You can divide John Bryant's vertical leap by zero.

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Every time a bell rings,

Every time a bell rings, John Bryant gets an erection

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In that picture it looks

In that picture it looks like he's hugging Jay Leno circa 1979

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Looks like one of those

Looks like one of those Jonas brothers

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John Bryant is so pathetic

John Bryant is so pathetic he was given a scholarship out of pity rather than actual talent through the make a wish foundation

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why he gets good stats

why he gets good stats

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are they going to get him to

are they going to get him to the nba to

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They say the sun shines on a

They say the sun shines on a dogs ass some days. John Bryant isn't that Dog.

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You're a genius. When you started this thread nbadraft became x10 more fun.

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If your not having a good

If your not having a good time on the internet what elase could you possibly be doing.

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lol

love the debates between auber and btownkid. who makes a forum topic "gentle teddy bear"? :)) how old is this kid anyway?

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He alleges that he's only

He alleges that he's only 16. He took down the topic of him showing a picture of himself. He didn't look a day over eleven.

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Haha that is some funny sh*t

Haha that is some funny sh*t

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you know i bet...

john bryant and eric devendorff are both related somehow...

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John Bryants so ugly that

John Bryants so ugly that tvs with parental control on block you from seeing the games when hes in.

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Thanks for bringing back this thread.

For everyone's enjoyment.

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You dont see his flab in

You dont see his flab in that picture.

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btown

what ever happend to that kid. I think his feeling got hurt, He creid to mommy and she told him to stay off nbadraft.net

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I can't believe this thread

I can't believe this thread is still going.

John Bryant is so blind when he walked into a fish market he took one sniff and shouted "Hello ladies"

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this is fun

john Bryant makes Greg Ostertag look like a track star.

Basketball, so easy, a John Bryant can do it.

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John Bryant

is the 10th best college player. (according to the mantis draft value board.)

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LOOK WHAT I FOUND!

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yes

Ostertag, did you know the o tag, has got a 4 inch tatoo of fred flinstone on his calf.

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j1232e

I heard if you buy the playgirl magazine, you get to see where he keeps his 4 inch tatoo of Barney Ruble.

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